Professorish Announcement

So, usually, my announcements are scary.

But this one isn’t.

Promise mostly.

Anyway, this professor has missed you all very badly, and that’s a truth.

So, here’s what’s going down the pipe:

The professor is on his way to a guitar conference—in about two weeks. It’s a busy undertaking, a bit. But I do promise that TPL will be back online in July.

Yes, I’m shirking a bit. And it’s not that much of a wonder.

Here’s three updates on the professor:

(1) I don’t lie as much as I used to.
(2) I’m sorta hungry right now.
(3) I feel like a beast.

Talk soon,


23 Responses to “Professorish Announcement”

  1. 1 Princess Kick-ass July 6, 2015 at 17:46

    I did not know guitar conferences existed, but now that I do, I assume they’re the most awesome events ever.

  2. 2 Café Miskatonic June 26, 2015 at 16:31

    We’ll wait, of course! Have a fun time at the conference.

  3. 3 Michelle June 17, 2015 at 04:40

    Beast Mode! Have fun!

  4. 4 sonmi upon the Cloud June 14, 2015 at 12:05

    1. Clearly a lie.
    2. *offers him a bag of Monster Munch*.
    3. What kind of beast? A hairy one that drools?

    Good luck with banjo, guitar I mean.

    – s.u.t.Cloud

  5. 5 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister June 12, 2015 at 23:03

    Good luck, Duke. Cheering you on from here…and here…and here…and, well, here, as well. Miss you.

  6. 6 masgautsen June 10, 2015 at 11:43

    Looking forward to see you back!

  7. 7 walt walker June 9, 2015 at 22:55

    Looking forward to your return, sir.

  8. 8 Sonya Solomonovich June 9, 2015 at 04:35

    Enjoy the conference! I will miss you, professor, but at least this will give me a chance to catch up on the hunt for Ruber’s mother.

  9. 9 Simply Skeptical June 9, 2015 at 00:27

    The PL e-mail has been soooooo missed. Now, I have to wait until July. Oh no, maybe that’s a lie?? NOT. Okay, best of luck in all you do. Get something to eat that usually helps the beastiness. Go Prof Go!!!! Hurry back. :-)

  10. 10 John W. Howell June 8, 2015 at 22:17

    Man. There you go changing already and you haven’t even left yet.

  11. 11 Angeline M June 8, 2015 at 21:49

    A break is always good. Especially when it involves music.

  12. 12 Nancy Loderick June 8, 2015 at 15:37

    Have fun Professor!

    You know, you could post a little video of you playing the guitar. :)


  13. 13 Julie Harris June 8, 2015 at 15:15

    Hope you have a fantastic time! Good to hear what you have been up to!!

  14. 14 Debbie June 8, 2015 at 14:40

    Thanks for the update, Professor. ‘Tis nice knowing what you’re up to — and a projected return date.

    Until then, Best Wishes for much success at your conference! Go forth and conquer, my warrior friend!!

    Regarding your #1 update — is that “lie” as in sleep, or “lie” as in conjuring up fantastic tall tales??! There’s a difference, you know!

  15. 15 Saba-Thambi June 8, 2015 at 14:05

    Professorial welcome back!! :))0

  16. 16 L. Marie June 8, 2015 at 13:30

    You’ll be missed! But as LadyPinkRose said, do the musical equivalent of leg breaking. Wishing you all the best!

  17. 17 The Lite Rider June 8, 2015 at 13:25

    Yay, and enjoy! :) :)

  18. 18 LadyPinkRose June 8, 2015 at 13:02

    Break a leg, Professor!!! Is that saying still valid? I really HOPE you rock the world …. GO GET ‘UM!!!!! (((HUGS))) LadyP <3

  19. 19 Susan P June 8, 2015 at 12:43

    You really should not have told us how long you will be away. That gives us plenty of time to wreak mayhem. FF, Lucy and I have time enough to put up a fancy chocolate shop and short sheet your bed. ( And maybe toilet paper your cave. ;)

    Seriously? Go out there and rock this gig!

  20. 20 desertdweller29 June 8, 2015 at 12:30

    We eagerly await the beast’s return. Enjoy the conference!

  21. 21 Jackie June 8, 2015 at 12:09

    Take care, Professor! See you in July. :-)

  22. 22 PorterGirl June 8, 2015 at 11:08

    All the very best with your musical endeavours – all at Old College wish you the bestest of best! I shall be counting down the days until July.
    1) That’s good to know
    2) Me too
    3) You are the perfect beast (along with Terry)

  23. 23 Me, Myself and DIY June 8, 2015 at 11:00

    Enjoy the conference!

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