So, there has been some talk.
Rumors, you know.
Some say the professor is in love.
But this post–I hope–shall prove that’s impossible.
See, the professor is a warrior. I have a history of fighting.
Long ago, when I was young, I fought on shores of Troy with Hector against the Greeks.
Let me tell you now, history has it a bit wrong with regards to the Trojan War.
Anyways, something rather interesting happened on that Trojan beech–for this professor, that is.
See, I was fighting about with my katana (this took place on the fourth day, mind you) when a greek chap came up and made me heartless.
He was using this:
Somehow, he got past my defenses.
I was using this:
So, it’s not that this professor has a broken heart…
It’s that I don’t have a heart anymore.
That is all, gentlemen.