A Popsicle, ya lolly?! (TPL Story)

TPLStoryPicMy paper had been stolen.

That’s PT News.

Stolen from under my watchful nose.

How, you ask?

I’ve no clue.

But it was taken.

Probably by the new girl I hired. Julia. She had a bobbing blonde pony tail.

Never hire a girl with a pony tail, that’s what this professor has learned.

I learn my lessons, see.

Then I did the most sensible thing. The thing I should’ve done from the beginning. I called Nick Warren.

The phone ringed a bit.

“Hello?”

“Nick?” I said. “This is PVJ. Now, what happened to my blasted paper?”

“Well…” Nick sounded embarrassed. “If you want the truth, we decided–”

“You sold it,” I said, helping him say the thing he didn’t want to say.

“Not at all!” he exclaimed. “You’re the only one who could legally sell it. We all just took a vacation and closed down the place, because you were on vacation. We thought it fair. It was V. Shnodgrate’s idea.”

“Oh…”

What a wonder.

“But,” I said, “why did all the people in Bernie’s rally say Mr. Manahanny bought it?”

“Wait what?” Nick asked. “A Bernie rally and you wonder why things aren’t making sense?”

“You conservative worm!” I said. “You are missing the point. Get back to work as fast as ever! Get everyone here. I’ve got to have a yell or two.”

I hung up.

Imagine!

Now, the funny thing is: This professor didn’t have a key to get inside the PT News building. So, I had to wait.

I strolled down the walkway a bit, before coming upon Daddy Salami.

“Hey!” Salami said. “Do you want a popsicle, ya lolly?”

He was holding up a horrid-looking thing. It was awful.

egg-turd

“No, thank you, madam,” I said. Always good to be polite, see.

“Madam?!” Salami’s green eyes lit up. “Ya cur jelly noodly belly!”

“Now,” I said. “Are you finished with your rebellion?”

“I left me son in charge,” Salami replied. “That’s the way it’s done.”

Then Schwarz Tauptinker came by.

“Hey!” Salami said, stopping him. “Wanna a popsicle, ya lolly?”

“Sure!” Schwarz said enthusiastically.

And he grabbed and ate it–in one bite.

“That cost money! Ya can’t just take it!” Salami yelled.

“Really?” Schwarz asked. “You shouldn’t have paid for it. It was awful. Bye.”

And Schwarz left.

So did I.

The gang was here.

Time to holler.

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149 Responses to “A Popsicle, ya lolly?! (TPL Story)”


  1. 1 erinkenobi2893 October 2, 2015 at 03:00

    …Bernie who?
    I’ve been mainly focused on how anyone could ever imagine backing Donald Trump, of all people, as a candidate. Maybe if they wanted constant amusement, but the White House is not amateur night at the Blitzhaven or whatever! *fumes*

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2015 at 13:37

      *laughs* You must admit, DT is funny. Bernie Sanders is opposition. You should take him out.

      • 3 erinkenobi2893 October 2, 2015 at 13:47

        I’m not sure, actually. I need to catch up on debates and register to vote, dadblameit!

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2015 at 20:20

        *laughs* Erin! Do it now, I say!

      • 5 erinkenobi2893 October 2, 2015 at 20:37

        *thumps him with the sonic screwdriver* Voila!

  2. 6 Simply Skeptical August 20, 2015 at 00:56

    That’s not a lolly or sicle. Schwarz is in need of specs I fear. Ah, probably wouldn’t matter to him though. Glad the paper wasn’t sold. A respectable yet untrustworthy crew for sure.

    • 7 Professor VJ Duke August 21, 2015 at 00:22

      So…you wouldn’t try that thingy? I wouldn’t either.

  3. 8 Lady Dunamis August 19, 2015 at 23:34

    If you refuse to hire someone with a bobbing ponytail, that smells like a lawsuit. Be careful!

    • 9 Professor VJ Duke August 21, 2015 at 00:21

      You mean they might try and sue my socks off? The buggers!

  4. 10 InfiniteZip August 19, 2015 at 09:19

    That is certainly an ugly Popsicle…Ick……

    • 11 Professor VJ Duke August 19, 2015 at 21:35

      So, not one lick from you?

      • 12 InfiniteZip August 20, 2015 at 08:54

        He ate it all dagblammit, how can I lick emptiness?

      • 13 Professor VJ Duke August 21, 2015 at 00:25

        Oh, that’s true. Rosie might have had a taste.

      • 14 InfiniteZip August 21, 2015 at 08:49

        Now she doesn’t eat Popsicles…..ice cream samwiches maybe, but never Popsicles 😊

      • 15 Professor VJ Duke August 21, 2015 at 17:00

        Now why is this? Too cold?

      • 16 InfiniteZip August 21, 2015 at 17:31

        I’m not sure….I think she likes plain old vanilla with chocolate wafers…she likes to lick the melty chocolate off of her hooves.

      • 17 Professor VJ Duke August 22, 2015 at 17:16

        She’s so wicked, that rosie!

  5. 18 AmyRose🌹 August 18, 2015 at 22:37

    Hmmmmm….. What shall I add that all here have not already said? I KNOW! You must be just very confused ’cause if you own the paper why would you even think that the paper was sold if you did not sell it? Are you beginning to secretly suffer from dementia, perhaps? Do tell! I’m all ears and of course very compassionately as well. FYI …. serves you right all the trouble you got for being too squeaky to put an alarm in. Really! And all that from LadyP! <3

    • 19 Professor VJ Duke August 19, 2015 at 21:34

      Hey LadyP! *fist thingy* So, you’ve finally admitted I’m very very old!

      • 20 AmyRose🌹 August 19, 2015 at 23:55

        Of course I do. I do not lie. <3

      • 21 Professor VJ Duke August 21, 2015 at 00:21

        Not ever ever?

      • 22 AmyRose🌹 August 21, 2015 at 00:43

        Weeeeeelllllllllllll ………….. must I say? Oh all right, dangblammet! I’ve told whilte lies so as not to hurt someone’s feelings. OK? Happy now? *arms crossed at chest* *foot tapping* I’m human after all, aint I? I live on this upside down inside out round thingie that rocks and rolls around a bright star. Yup, true.

      • 23 Professor VJ Duke August 21, 2015 at 16:50

        Isn’t it a flat thingy we live on, though?

      • 24 AmyRose🌹 August 21, 2015 at 19:03

        *eyes as big as saucers* IT IS???? OH MY!

      • 25 Professor VJ Duke August 22, 2015 at 17:24

        You could fall off at any moment, LP!

      • 26 AmyRose🌹 August 22, 2015 at 19:14

        WELL! So could you! Be careful, Prof!

      • 27 Professor VJ Duke August 24, 2015 at 19:42

        I’m never careful, I hear.

  6. 28 fauquetmichel August 18, 2015 at 20:48

    You and Suzan make a famous pair!! :)
    In friendship, professor.
    Michel

    • 29 Professor VJ Duke August 19, 2015 at 21:34

      How famous, would you say?

  7. 30 John W. Howell August 18, 2015 at 20:46

    I would give it to ’em

    • 31 Professor VJ Duke August 19, 2015 at 21:34

      Kick them in the mouths a bit?

      • 32 John W. Howell August 19, 2015 at 21:59

        Verbal lashing.

      • 33 Professor VJ Duke August 21, 2015 at 00:18

        I’m good at it. It stings when I verbal lash.

      • 34 John W. Howell August 21, 2015 at 12:27

        Tongue of nine tails.

      • 35 Professor VJ Duke August 21, 2015 at 17:03

        *laughing* Exactly!

      • 36 John W. Howell August 21, 2015 at 18:23

        *snap*

      • 37 Professor VJ Duke August 22, 2015 at 17:20

        *crackle*

      • 38 John W. Howell August 22, 2015 at 20:14

        *POP*

  8. 39 desertdweller29 August 18, 2015 at 15:39

    Should have known Nick was behind the shenangans. What a trouble maker he is. And I’m sure Ms. Ponytail was behind it too. But only if it was on top of her head. Can’t trust people with high ponytails. They’re hiding something.

    • 40 Professor VJ Duke August 18, 2015 at 17:26

      You could be definitely right. Do you have a pony tail? Goodness. Now, do you suppose it was nick and julia together?

      • 41 desertdweller29 August 18, 2015 at 18:06

        No ponytail at the moment. But never a high one. Definitely Nick and Julia conspired. Keep an eye on them! Nick has been very quiet as of late…

      • 42 Professor VJ Duke August 19, 2015 at 21:30

        I shall throw them both from a window. Now, what is a high ponytail?

      • 43 desertdweller29 August 19, 2015 at 21:50

        Excellent decision. Now a high ponytail is one that requires a ladder to reach. That’s why it invites such suspicion. Nick might be seeking refuge there. He may sense a good window tossing about to erupt.

      • 44 Professor VJ Duke August 21, 2015 at 00:17

        *laughs* He’d do that, too. A high pony tail blows my mind, I’ll have you know.

  9. 45 Debbie August 18, 2015 at 14:44

    Whatever is that popsicle-thingy?? It looks like something nasty that somebody fried up at a county fair. Probably loaded with calories and artery-clogging grease, if you can get past the taste. Wise choice to opt out of that bite, Professor.

    Nick authorized a vacation? For the entire staff? Will wonders never cease! Professor, you really must do a better job hiring folks. And here, I had such high hopes for Julia (the blonde hair and all!).

    Now — go holler. I can’t think of a better time for it!

    • 46 Professor VJ Duke August 18, 2015 at 17:25

      I’m not sure! Isn’t that just the most horridest thing you’ve ever seen? Goodness. I bet Dallas would even turn it down!

      I know! You know, I think I’ll start sending you the resumes and you tell me who’s good and not. I usually hire the first person who applies, can you believe.

      I shall do it loudly!

      • 47 Debbie August 18, 2015 at 17:38

        If Dallas thought it was food, he’d probably go after it — but if it tasted anything like lettuce, he’d back away just as fast!

        No — you can’t just hire the first person who applies! They might not be qualified; they might be axe-murderers!!

      • 48 Professor VJ Duke August 19, 2015 at 21:27

        Doesn’t he like lettuce? *laughs* Lettuce can be so tart!

        That’s such a good point. I should reevaluate how I do things, I suppose.

  10. 49 walt walker August 18, 2015 at 14:11

    I don’t understand – has the paper been sold or not? If not, can I buy it? Also, that popsicle thing is horrid. Looks like a thing that was severed from a creature. A horrid one.

    Good job Nick and co. Fair indeed.

    • 50 Professor VJ Duke August 18, 2015 at 17:23

      *laughs* I bet it was severed from a Nandi bear. Now, you want to buy it?!

      • 51 walt walker August 18, 2015 at 17:37

        Not the severed thingy. The paper. Maybe. But I don’t know. Is it worth something?

      • 52 Professor VJ Duke August 19, 2015 at 21:26

        Of course it’s worth something! About…1.5 mil?

      • 53 walt walker August 19, 2015 at 21:56

        Are you sure? That sounds a bit steep. The papers I buy are usually about 1.5 dollars.

      • 54 Professor VJ Duke August 21, 2015 at 00:17

        That’s it? Hmm…I’ll settle for $10 and…the boomerang.

      • 55 walt walker August 21, 2015 at 00:19

        $5. And half the boomerang.

      • 56 Professor VJ Duke August 21, 2015 at 00:42

        Half? But will it boomerang with out it’s other half?

  11. 57 Susan P August 18, 2015 at 13:56

    Didn’t you have an alarm at the Newspaper?

    • 58 Professor VJ Duke August 18, 2015 at 17:22

      No, I was to cheap to install one. Can you believe?

      • 59 Susan P August 18, 2015 at 18:20

        I can’t believe. What were you thinking?

      • 60 Professor VJ Duke August 19, 2015 at 21:32

        I was thinking on watermelons…

      • 61 Susan P August 20, 2015 at 13:16

        Cantaloupe is much better.

      • 62 Professor VJ Duke August 21, 2015 at 00:32

        And suckers are better than cantaloupe!

      • 63 Susan P August 21, 2015 at 10:57

        Naw. I disagree.

      • 64 Professor VJ Duke August 21, 2015 at 17:02

        Course you would, dadblameit!

      • 65 Susan P August 22, 2015 at 12:08

        Well, you see, I am disagreeable.

      • 66 Professor VJ Duke August 22, 2015 at 17:28

        All the time?

      • 67 Susan P August 22, 2015 at 18:19

        Pretty much. Except the 30 day of February.

  12. 68 PorterGirl August 18, 2015 at 13:56

    That thing looks like something that might come out of Terry after he has been eating too many bad voles… it is a good job you refused it.

    Now, be careful what you say about girls with ponytails *swish swish* they can’t all be bad. But I agree Julia has behaved like an absolute swamp-donkey if she is involved in this. My suspicions also lie with the dastardly Nick, however, who really should have done more to keep things afloat in your absence. Spankings all round!

    • 69 Susan P August 18, 2015 at 13:57

      Come on, PorterGirl, tell us how you REALLY feel.

      • 70 PorterGirl August 18, 2015 at 14:19

        Well – sometimes a girl has to speak out! ;)

      • 71 Susan P August 18, 2015 at 14:23

        I wish I didn’t have to swim so far to go statue chasing.

      • 72 PorterGirl August 18, 2015 at 14:29

        I wish that too – imagine the fun we could have pretending to be statues and taking photos! We would – I believe the phrase is – break the internet :D

      • 73 Susan P August 18, 2015 at 14:33

        I believe we might do just that! I wish I knew how to fix up a good photo with both of us in it. That would be lots of fun.

      • 74 PorterGirl August 18, 2015 at 15:29

        Simple! The Professor can take the picture.

      • 75 Susan P August 18, 2015 at 16:14

        Can he?

      • 76 PorterGirl August 18, 2015 at 16:30

        We should insist upon it.

      • 77 Susan P August 18, 2015 at 17:00

        All right.

      • 78 Professor VJ Duke August 18, 2015 at 17:29

        And I’ll only make you two look just a bit silly.

      • 79 Susan P August 18, 2015 at 18:22

        There will be retribution.

      • 80 Professor VJ Duke August 19, 2015 at 21:32

        Horrible kinds?

      • 81 Susan P August 20, 2015 at 13:12

        That is the only good kind.

      • 82 Professor VJ Duke August 21, 2015 at 00:32

        I don’t like the wicked sounds of this…

      • 83 Susan P August 21, 2015 at 10:55

        Too bad for you! Bwahagaga

      • 84 Professor VJ Duke August 21, 2015 at 17:01

        *holds ears*

      • 85 Susan P August 22, 2015 at 12:09

        A little bit louder and a little bit worse.

      • 86 Professor VJ Duke August 22, 2015 at 17:29

        Dadblameit!

      • 87 Susan P August 22, 2015 at 18:15

        Make a guess. Go ahead, you know you want to.

      • 88 Professor VJ Duke August 18, 2015 at 17:23

        All the time, I hear.

      • 89 PorterGirl August 18, 2015 at 17:47

        Cheeky! I am a very quiet and retiring lady, as well you know.

      • 90 Professor VJ Duke August 19, 2015 at 21:29

        *laughs* Retiring…now, what does that mean?

      • 91 PorterGirl August 20, 2015 at 04:14

        Sort of reserved and dignified. Very like me, you know. *looks for spanking stick*

      • 92 Professor VJ Duke August 21, 2015 at 00:24

        *laughs lots* Of course….I don’t agree with that!

      • 93 PorterGirl August 21, 2015 at 07:23

        Pah! You know me too well.

      • 94 Professor VJ Duke August 21, 2015 at 16:58

        I win, the sudden!

      • 95 PorterGirl August 22, 2015 at 07:27

        You always win! *eats cashews*

      • 96 Professor VJ Duke August 22, 2015 at 17:26

        Oh! Looks like you’re winning there!

      • 97 PorterGirl August 23, 2015 at 14:51

        Hurrah for chocolate cashews!

      • 98 Professor VJ Duke August 24, 2015 at 19:50

        For sure!

    • 99 Professor VJ Duke August 18, 2015 at 17:22

      *laughing* Ew! And..Schwarz ate it!

      Oh, quite right! Well, you’re proof that a lady with a pony tail can be quite awesome and just fine. Julia might be too, now. She was exonerated after all. Let’s all get Nick. Doesn’t he need a good spanking, anyway?

      • 100 PorterGirl August 18, 2015 at 17:46

        Poor Schwarz. I hope he isn’t unwell afterwards.
        Well, thank you. And you are right, she may yet prove to be exonerated (great word!). Nick is long over due a spanking, I say let us hunt him down at once and give it to him.

      • 101 Professor VJ Duke August 19, 2015 at 21:29

        He definitely might be. Like…what happened to HP!

        Isn’t that an awesome word? I agree. He might scream, though.

      • 102 PorterGirl August 20, 2015 at 04:13

        Yes! Poor HP. I shall send him over for moral support.

      • 103 Professor VJ Duke August 21, 2015 at 00:23

        I might steal his hat.

      • 104 PorterGirl August 21, 2015 at 07:23

        Goodness! But you would look super in a bowler.

      • 105 Professor VJ Duke August 21, 2015 at 16:58

        I would look spicy! And…spy-ish!

      • 106 PorterGirl August 22, 2015 at 07:27

        A super spicy spy!

      • 107 Professor VJ Duke August 22, 2015 at 17:26

        With malevolent intent.

      • 108 PorterGirl August 23, 2015 at 14:50

        Always. Great word, that.

  13. 109 FictionFan August 18, 2015 at 13:50

    *rubs hands gleefully* Well, I did try to warn you about the ponytail bobber! In fact, it would be so much safer if you just stayed away from girls altogether… except me! Do you believe Mr Warren that it was Shnoddy’s idea? It sounds way too sensible for him – I suspect Mr Nick may be passing the buck… *suspicious glare*

    That’s not a popsicle!! Is it?! It’s nothing like an ice-lolly! In fact, it’s nothing like anything! It must have been dropped off by aliens as a secret weapon to destroy the Earth. So you could argue that my sweetie pumpkin pie Schwarzy just saved the world!! *swoons*

    PS Would it be OK if I call you “cur jelly noodly belly” too, C-J-N-B?

    • 110 Susan P August 18, 2015 at 13:55

      I think you should if that helps. ;)

      • 111 Nicholas Warren--MPS staff member August 18, 2015 at 14:19

        The Professor is ruining my good name! I do declare he makes this all up!

      • 112 Susan P August 18, 2015 at 14:22

        You only just realized that? Oh my.

      • 113 Professor VJ Duke August 18, 2015 at 17:23

        Good job, Susan! *laughs* You got him good. Everyone! Let’s pile up on Nick, the sudden.

      • 114 Susan P August 18, 2015 at 18:21

        Send him to the North Pole.

      • 115 Professor VJ Duke August 19, 2015 at 21:32

        With Santa Claus and the elves!

      • 116 Susan P August 20, 2015 at 13:15

        that would be a truly scary trip if they went on theThe Polar Express

      • 117 Professor VJ Duke August 21, 2015 at 00:32

        I would hide, maybe.

      • 118 Susan P August 21, 2015 at 10:57

        Never say it! The brave man who sailed into the middle of Cambridge?

      • 119 Professor VJ Duke August 21, 2015 at 17:02

        Vikings?

      • 120 Susan P August 22, 2015 at 12:09

        Silly PVJ.You are the man.

      • 121 Professor VJ Duke August 22, 2015 at 17:29

        Oh, that’s right. Well, I’m brave every other day.

      • 122 Susan P August 22, 2015 at 18:18

        What do you do when you are brave?

      • 123 Professor VJ Duke August 24, 2015 at 19:41

        I sing sometimes.

      • 124 Susan P August 24, 2015 at 21:59

        I believe that.

      • 125 Professor VJ Duke August 25, 2015 at 13:18

        I sing ugly things.

      • 126 Susan P August 25, 2015 at 13:22

        Those are your favorite things? I think I like Sound of Music better.

      • 127 Professor VJ Duke August 25, 2015 at 13:32

        Now what is that? *laughs*

      • 128 Susan P August 25, 2015 at 13:34

        I forget what we were talking about.

      • 129 Susan P August 21, 2015 at 10:59

        Not bloomin ‘likely.

      • 130 Nicholas Warren--MPS staff member August 18, 2015 at 17:44

        He’s defaming my name. I’ll sue him.

      • 131 Lady Dunamis August 19, 2015 at 23:37

        Good luck with that Nicholas. PVJ can hardly stay still in a room let alone sit still enough to be sued.

      • 132 Professor VJ Duke August 21, 2015 at 00:21

        *laughs* Lady has a point.

    • 133 Professor VJ Duke August 18, 2015 at 17:21

      But…it turned out all right in the end! See, she didn’t betray me after all. They just went on vacation. Still, she needs yelled at for yelling at me earlier. The beast! I stay away from everything–except termites.

      I’m not sure what it is! Let’s just say, if it is one, I wouldn’t touch it! *laughs* Schwarz might implode any minute. Will you be attending his funeral?

      Of course not! That’s some sort of insult, don’t you know.

      • 134 FictionFan August 19, 2015 at 16:05

        But she was rude to you! And that’s my job! Termites could help protect you from the trees, I suppose…

        Tchah! My Schwarzy’s tough! If it explodes inside him, he’ll just make a Kenny-snorting noise and be fine!

        Is it? Oh! Well, then… I shall use it sparingly… *kind face*

      • 135 Professor VJ Duke August 19, 2015 at 21:38

        You should…spank her then! *laughs* The trees… *growls*

        Hey! Look at you rip the best saxophonist ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

        That’s not kind. Why…I should slug you!

      • 136 FictionFan August 20, 2015 at 14:06

        I shall drop a brick on her toes! Punishment and it’ll stop her from enticing you to dance with her!

        I never even mentioned Charlie Parker!

        *laughs lots* Slug me?! Brilliant Cagney impersonation, my Yankee Doodle Boy!

      • 137 Professor VJ Duke August 21, 2015 at 00:35

        Oh, she doesn’t want to dance with me. But, mostly everyone seems to. I don’t understand it.

        *laughs* You don’t even know who Charlie is!!

        *smiles proudly* I actually look like him.

      • 138 FictionFan August 21, 2015 at 18:23

        Oh, am I in a queue now? Do I need to take a number?

        Who, Bird? Oh we go way back…

        *sighs* If only… *runs off*

      • 139 Professor VJ Duke August 22, 2015 at 17:19

        Haha, no. I’ve only promised you one, you know!

        How far back?

        Didn’t he have dark hair? I’m the spittin’ imagine.

      • 140 FictionFan August 23, 2015 at 15:14

        Yes, but one will be enough for you to discover how much you like it, and then there’ll be no stopping you…

        About Thursday…

        Not as dark as you. Did you know he played guitar?

      • 141 Professor VJ Duke August 24, 2015 at 19:55

        See? So, we best play…tennis instead! Or big balls. Or soccer. Or football. Or badminton. Or…bowling… *gags*

        That’s such a long time…

        Really? Hmmm…I did not know that! How cool. Was he good at it?

      • 142 FictionFan August 24, 2015 at 23:56

        *laughs* Poor C-W-W! Sometimes I get the impression you don’t really want to dance…

        It is! I’ve practically forgotten it already!

        I think he was a pretty good amateur – played a bit of classical. There’s lots of images out there of him playing but sadly nothing on youtube that I could find, so I guess it’s all lost now. The internet tells me he played a Martin gutiar – means nothing to me… are they famous?

      • 143 Professor VJ Duke August 25, 2015 at 13:22

        Well… *kicks the dirt* Maybe, I would. But it’d be scary! The professor might dance, but I’m not sure that I would.

        Time for a re-listen!

        He should’ve recorded himself! Yes, in fact, they are. Martins make very popular steel-string guitars. Martin and Taylor are probably the biggest names in the steel-string field, I’d say.

      • 144 FictionFan August 25, 2015 at 17:09

        Well, it’d be FEF who was dancing, not me, so that should be all be cool…

        Haven’t got time – got to fit in another few listens to SHA…

        He should! I’d have loved to have heard him. Oh, so you actually use a different guitar for steel-strings then? I assumed you just changed the strings…

      • 145 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 12:19

        *laughs* You are, FEF and FEF is you! No escaping that.

        Of…oh! Sweet Home. Hope you like it a bit more every time you see it. I like it a bit less every time.

        You do, yes! Nylon-string guitars generally have a wider neck, harder to bar and press the strings down. In my opinion, nylons give you the best sound where melody is concerned. It “comes out” more. Steel-string guitars are way more percussive, so if one is doing a more rhythm oriented track, they’re perfect. Thinner neck, pick guard. That sort of thing.

      • 146 FictionFan August 26, 2015 at 16:11

        And by the same token you are the Dancing Professor! Glad you found someone that you like to dance with. So sorry! I’m so slow – I thought it was the imaginary dancing you objected to, and turns out it was just the imaginary partner. You should have said.

        That’s a pity – but yes, I do like it more each time.

        I see! Very interesting – I never realised it was all so complicated. Look how much I’ve learned!

      • 147 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 21:01

        The dancing professor? Hmm, nah, that’s a non-truth, I say. I might dance with my guitar, though, maybe. If it behaves better.

        It’d be neat to have a guitar that could change very quickly from one to another. Now that’d be a thing.

      • 148 FictionFan August 27, 2015 at 00:37

        You should invent one…

      • 149 Professor VJ Duke August 27, 2015 at 12:35

        If I built a guitar, it might be horrid, though.


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