Do Girls Do Fist Thingies? (TPL Story)

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Schwarz Tauptinker looked at me for a moment quite blankly, then said: “Nah.”

“You sure?” This professor wasn’t sure, see.

Schwarz shrugged. “I don’t know. Liz never does them, chickit.”

“Exactly,” I said, “some ladies do fist thingies, others don’t. It depends.”

Now, we were sitting here:

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And I was keeping my eyes open for a Giant Japanese Hornet nest. We were sitting in a place that looked like one, after all. It was as if the Japanese Hornets were being invited to build a nest.

A nasty business, this.

“Tell you what,” Schwarz said, “since I don’t chickit believe you…” And he pointed with his melon butt–we were eating melons butts, by the way–towards a group of ladies. “Walk up to them and do the fist thingy, tell you what. If they do, then you win; if they don’t, I win.”

Humph noodles. That was worrisome, see.

“You know,” I said, the sudden, “how about you? You go over and see if they’ll do it! If not, you win; if so, I win.”

“Okay.”

And Schwarz jumped up and went over. I watched him very closely.

He put out his fist and smirked.

The ladies all stopped having speaks.

“Do it!” he said. Then louder: “Do it, now, chickit!”

They abandoned him immediately.

Schwarz returned to the table. “I win.”

“I don’t think so,” I said. “You scared them. That’s cheating. The sudden, you’re disqualified. I’ll try on that lady over there.”

And I went over to her and sat down next to her.

“Look here,” I said, “will you give me a fist thingy?”

“A what?” she asked.

“You know,” I said, “a bopbop on the wu?”

This answer was even more discombobulating.

“You better leave, or I’m calling the police.” She was serious, too.

It was time to tell the truth.

“Look here again,” I said, “I am the police. And you’re in danger. That chap at that other table”–I indicated Schwarz–“is after you. Now, you must do what I say, give me a fist thingy. It will throw him off.”

She excused herself and went to the bathroom.

A fine escape, I say.

And I lost.

Moral: Ladies don’t do fist thingies.

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198 Responses to “Do Girls Do Fist Thingies? (TPL Story)”


  1. 1 erinkenobi2893 October 2, 2015 at 02:55

    But I do them!
    That looks like a vicious insect, I must say. *cuts it in half with a porcupine quill*

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2015 at 13:36

      A porc quill? I want one, please!

      • 3 erinkenobi2893 October 2, 2015 at 13:48

        *hands you one* It’s a fearsome weapon ;-)

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2015 at 20:21

        Wow…it’s beautiful.

      • 5 erinkenobi2893 October 2, 2015 at 20:36

        Don’t stare too closely at it, though. It might try to eat your nose. If you don’t stare at it, it will be perfectly harmless to you and cause confisculation to your enemies.

  2. 6 Lady Dunamis August 27, 2015 at 18:54

    Fist thingy? A katana will suffice, thank you.

    • 7 Professor VJ Duke August 27, 2015 at 20:41

      You know, fist bump or pump. You should get a katana and sleep with it under your pillow.

      • 8 Lady Dunamis August 27, 2015 at 22:02

        Oh, okay. Nah, not really into fist bumps. I like classy the o.k. sign.
        I would get a katana but I would put it under my bed. That way I can avoid being cut in the event an uninvited guest comes in.

      • 9 Professor VJ Duke August 28, 2015 at 12:52

        Ah, that’s a good plan. Just practice drawing it from under the bed very quickly.

  3. 10 tanazmasaba August 26, 2015 at 08:30

    The fuq is a melon butt? 😨

    • 11 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 12:24

      Good to see you! Now…you’ve never had one?

      • 12 tanazmasaba August 26, 2015 at 14:45

        A melon butt? I…dont think so?

      • 13 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 20:56

        *laughs* You know, I suppose it doesn’t exist, does it?

      • 14 tanazmasaba August 27, 2015 at 03:43

        The list of interesting things that should exist but does not exist seems endless doesnt it?

      • 15 Professor VJ Duke August 27, 2015 at 12:36

        It does! We should invent them all, I say.

  4. 16 Simply Skeptical August 25, 2015 at 23:26

    Garrulous Professor Style! Fisty Fiesty too. Personally, it hurts my knuckles. I’d much prefer a little hug.

    • 17 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 12:23

      A hug? Goodness. Hugs are for leeches, I hear.

  5. 18 Nancy Loderick August 25, 2015 at 19:00

    Well Professor,

    You would think you had learned your lesson after the librarian incident. But, I guess you didn’t. :)

    Nancy

    • 19 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 12:23

      I’m rather dull, huh?

      • 20 Nancy Loderick August 26, 2015 at 15:42

        Dear Professor,

        Oh no – the Professor is many things, but dull is not one of them! :)

        Nancy

      • 21 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 20:58

        Shapeless?

      • 22 Nancy Loderick August 27, 2015 at 21:33

        Hi Professor,

        Well, you know that is one adjective that I hadn’t thought of. I suppose so. :)

        Nancy

      • 23 Professor VJ Duke August 28, 2015 at 12:51

        I’m definitely shapeless!

  6. 24 L. Marie August 25, 2015 at 18:24

    I agree with PorterGirl. We do the fist thingy. Just not with total strangers.

    • 25 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 12:22

      Would you do one with the professor?

  7. 26 bardictale August 25, 2015 at 18:02

    That is an erroneous conclusion, professor. I have spied and been a part of those fist things many times! Why, just yesterday, in fact, Mel said something intelligent and sassy, so we fist bumped.

    • 27 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 12:22

      Seriously? So, Devin, you fist bump then?

      • 28 bardictale August 26, 2015 at 17:33

        That was implied, no? Do you fist bump?

      • 29 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 21:02

        *laughs* Yes, it was, you wicked thing. But I was just making sure about something. I do! All the time.

      • 30 bardictale August 30, 2015 at 06:24

        And what, pray tell, were you making sure of?

      • 31 Professor VJ Duke August 31, 2015 at 19:58

        Something that I was debating for some time, and I win finally! *laughs victoriously*

      • 32 bardictale September 1, 2015 at 21:05

        It seems like you lost, not won.

      • 33 Professor VJ Duke September 1, 2015 at 21:42

        But why is that?

      • 34 bardictale September 1, 2015 at 21:44

        For you needed to check it, and you may yet be jumping to conclusions

      • 35 Professor VJ Duke September 2, 2015 at 18:38

        Hmm…you won’t help me with it, will you?

      • 36 bardictale September 3, 2015 at 18:51

        With what, pray tell?

      • 37 Professor VJ Duke September 3, 2015 at 23:14

        The question I think I finally have answered.

      • 38 bardictale September 5, 2015 at 17:52

        And what, pray tell, is the question you think you’ve finally answered? If I do fist bumps? Because I’ve already have said as much.

      • 39 Professor VJ Duke September 7, 2015 at 15:33

        Nah…it’s a bit wickeder than that… *laughs*

      • 40 bardictale September 8, 2015 at 14:19

        The professor is rather wicked…

      • 41 Professor VJ Duke September 9, 2015 at 12:58

        Aren’t I horrid?

      • 42 bardictale September 9, 2015 at 16:23

        Sometimes.

      • 43 Professor VJ Duke September 10, 2015 at 13:04

        Sometimes? What do you mean by that?

      • 44 bardictale September 10, 2015 at 14:20

        Sometimes, professor.

      • 45 Professor VJ Duke September 11, 2015 at 12:28

        All the time!

      • 46 bardictale September 12, 2015 at 18:43

        If you insist.

      • 47 Professor VJ Duke September 14, 2015 at 23:40

        I’m only trying to see what you really think.

      • 48 bardictale September 15, 2015 at 22:28

        Are you implying that I’m not being truthful about my thoughts?

      • 49 Professor VJ Duke September 16, 2015 at 13:11

        I think you only tell me bits of things you think!

      • 50 bardictale September 16, 2015 at 15:44

        How would I go about telling you everything?

      • 51 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2015 at 12:57

        I’m not sure. That sounds hard, the sudden, doesn’t it?

      • 52 bardictale September 17, 2015 at 20:55

        It does. Seems like a rather…daunting task, on both the teller and the listener.

      • 53 Professor VJ Duke September 20, 2015 at 00:42

        Well, start telling, I say.

      • 54 bardictale September 20, 2015 at 08:12

        Everything? *gapes* Well, I need tea for that.

      • 55 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2015 at 19:14

        *hands Bard cherry green tea and waits*

      • 56 bardictale September 24, 2015 at 06:41

        Does it have honey in it?

      • 57 Professor VJ Duke September 24, 2015 at 12:34

        Yes, it does!

      • 58 bardictale September 24, 2015 at 16:42

        Oh. *sips* Well, this is better than I thought it would be. You see, I’m not a fan of green tea or cherry tea *sips*

      • 59 Professor VJ Duke September 25, 2015 at 13:15

        Yes, I remember. But I make you have it anyway. It’s good for you.

      • 60 bardictale September 25, 2015 at 14:42

        Or so you claim. Though, I trust that you won’t actively try to poison me, professor.

      • 61 Professor VJ Duke September 26, 2015 at 00:09

        I wouldn’t poison Bard! Where would I be without you, after all?

      • 62 bardictale September 27, 2015 at 14:24

        I don’t know. That is one of the reasons that it trust that you won’t do it.

      • 63 Professor VJ Duke September 27, 2015 at 19:10

        Yes, quite right. My brain might fall out if you let me alone.

      • 64 bardictale September 28, 2015 at 19:24

        Oh dear. Then if I must ever leave, I shall get you a net beforehand.

      • 65 Professor VJ Duke September 28, 2015 at 20:23

        Yes, please do. Otherwise, I’ll just follow you.

      • 66 bardictale September 30, 2015 at 15:27

        Well, that isn’t such a bad thing.

      • 67 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 17:57

        Really? *smiles lots*

      • 68 bardictale October 1, 2015 at 18:20

        Really. *hands a cookie*

      • 69 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2015 at 13:23

        I’m a pain sometimes, tho.

      • 70 bardictale October 2, 2015 at 13:34

        Most of us can be. *hands a cup of tea*

      • 71 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2015 at 13:46

        Thanks, Bard. How about a movie and popcorn?

      • 72 bardictale October 3, 2015 at 21:26

        Well, sure, I guess. Which movie?

      • 73 Professor VJ Duke October 4, 2015 at 22:24

        Well…what do you like, Bard?

      • 74 bardictale October 5, 2015 at 16:17

        Good movies, with not much romance or drama. You?

      • 75 Professor VJ Duke October 5, 2015 at 21:20

        Yes! I’m right with you. Some adventure, action, and brutality!

      • 76 bardictale October 6, 2015 at 06:41

        No gore.

      • 77 Professor VJ Duke October 6, 2015 at 18:32

        Not even a little bit?

      • 78 bardictale October 6, 2015 at 19:23

        No.

      • 79 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2015 at 11:57

        Huff-Hum, Bard!

      • 80 bardictale October 7, 2015 at 14:03

        You don’t have to watch a movie with me, you know.

      • 81 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2015 at 21:03

        But I thought you wanted to? Okay, give me your fav movie.

      • 82 bardictale October 8, 2015 at 21:18

        Now, that is a hard one. Do you have one?

      • 83 Professor VJ Duke October 9, 2015 at 13:05

        Well, recently, it’s John Carter, if you’re familiar with it.

      • 84 bardictale October 10, 2015 at 17:02

        The man who’s stranded on Mars?

      • 85 Professor VJ Duke October 11, 2015 at 17:49

        Yes!!! I’d love to see that. But plenty of violence and gore in it, Bard.

      • 86 bardictale October 12, 2015 at 06:01

        Really? I don’t remember any gore.

      • 87 Professor VJ Duke October 12, 2015 at 20:02

        You saw it?

      • 88 bardictale October 14, 2015 at 07:41

        The movie? Yes, I did.

      • 89 Professor VJ Duke October 14, 2015 at 12:42

        Did you like it lots?

      • 90 bardictale October 15, 2015 at 13:56

        No, I didn’t like it much.

      • 91 Professor VJ Duke October 20, 2015 at 12:29

        Why not, Bard?

      • 92 bardictale October 21, 2015 at 08:39

        I don’t remember anymore, to tell you the truth

      • 93 Professor VJ Duke October 21, 2015 at 12:34

        Wow. Now I’m not sure if I want to see it, Bard. *hangs head*

      • 94 bardictale October 23, 2015 at 12:18

        Hey, why not try? The fact that I didn’t enjoy it, doesn’t mean that you won’t.

      • 95 Professor VJ Duke October 23, 2015 at 13:21

        That’s true…I did read the book, after all.

      • 96 bardictale October 24, 2015 at 19:17

        Is it a good book?

      • 97 Professor VJ Duke October 24, 2015 at 20:24

        It’s…very entertaining. Lots of swearing. Not sure if you mind that or not.

      • 98 bardictale October 27, 2015 at 18:31

        Hmm. Really depends on how good the book is.

  8. 99 InfiniteZip August 25, 2015 at 16:21

    Not true, I do fist bump hi goes all of the time with my boy co workers

    • 100 InfiniteZip August 25, 2015 at 16:22

      Fist bump thingies….I think the thingie on my thingie is out of whack…perhaps a dagblammi is called for?

      • 101 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 12:14

        Absolutely. Anytime there’s a problem, just say, “dadblameit.”

      • 102 InfiniteZip August 26, 2015 at 13:04

        Oh, I spelled it wrong I see….”ponders her grammar”…..and says dablamit anyways….

      • 103 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 20:51

        It’s easy to spell wrong, so don’t worry about it. I do it every Monday at noon.

      • 104 InfiniteZip August 27, 2015 at 00:49

        Ooh….I shall hide it from them then…..wouldn’t want any tomfoolery from the constables….

      • 105 Professor VJ Duke August 27, 2015 at 12:36

        Quite right. Then we might have to bash them up a bit.

    • 106 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 12:14

      Do you really? Well, that’s cause you’re…cool, Zippy! Do they do it back?

      • 107 InfiniteZip August 26, 2015 at 13:02

        But of course…..I’m like one of the guys kind of girl…..maybe it’s because I ride a motorcycle when I’m not on the unicorns sliding down rainbows perhaps😀🎠

      • 108 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 20:51

        *laughs* Well, now, a motorcycle is very cool. *fist bump*

      • 109 InfiniteZip August 27, 2015 at 00:50

        Back atcha sir👊🏻👊🏻

      • 110 Professor VJ Duke August 27, 2015 at 12:36

        You even got the little pictures!

      • 111 InfiniteZip August 27, 2015 at 16:13

        Yep….just to prove my excellence at fist thingies.

      • 112 Professor VJ Duke August 27, 2015 at 20:39

        You must be a pro at them.

      • 113 InfiniteZip August 28, 2015 at 08:58

        👊🏻👊🏻💣‼️

  9. 114 desertdweller29 August 25, 2015 at 15:39

    This all sounds a bit randy, Professor. Methinks the hornets stung the sense out of you and Schwarz today. I don’t really give the fist-thingy or high fives. I give the “sup” head nod, that way if it’s not reciprocated, I can just fake a nervous tick. Melon butts? I don’t think they’re in season. Actually, maybe in the southern hemisphere.

    • 115 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 12:14

      Randy! What a neatio word, DD. The “sup” head….hmmm….I like the sound of that. I should start doing it. But…you must do the fist thingy sometimes… *fist thingy*

      So, you’ve had a melon butt?

  10. 116 Debbie August 25, 2015 at 15:20

    Hmm, I’m not sure about this, PVJ. I think girls do the fist thingy, but only when they’re comfortable. Certainly not with strangers! That’s probably where you fell down. Those ladies didn’t know you.

    As for poor Schwarz, you really try to mess with his mind, don’t you? Sending him to carry out an experiment on strangers! No wonder that lady escaped to the bathroom — sounds like she at least had some sense!

    By the way, that’s an interesting setting. Looks like an island tiki hut of some sort.

    • 117 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 12:11

      Ohhhhhh…you do have a point there, Debbie. So, if they knew me they would’ve done them? The little tinkers. But I suppose it makes sense. Then again, I always do fist thingies with everyone!

      *laughs* But it was his idea for the bet! And one has to mess with his mind, you know, from time to time. I’m grateful she didn’t call the cops.

      I think you’re right. There was a cool breeze and such. Very tropical, don’t you know.

  11. 118 John W. Howell August 25, 2015 at 14:30

    Lady tennis players do fist thingy’s. Lady soccer players do fist thingy’s and most of all lady boxers do really powerful fist thingy’s. I think you won.

    • 119 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 12:09

      Lady boxers, you’re right! They do great big fist thingies. Ah, you always clear the water, you know. *fist thingy*

      • 120 John W. Howell August 26, 2015 at 12:38

        *fist pump* YESSSSSSSSSSS

      • 121 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 20:50

        I would try to do one with them.

      • 122 John W. Howell August 26, 2015 at 22:55

        Just make sure you keep your eye out of the way

      • 123 Professor VJ Duke August 27, 2015 at 12:34

        I would. I’d have my katana just in case.

      • 124 John W. Howell August 27, 2015 at 12:36

        She might take it away from you and then there would be trouble.

      • 125 Professor VJ Duke August 27, 2015 at 12:40

        There would! I’d have to bodyslam her then.

      • 126 John W. Howell August 27, 2015 at 12:49

        Don’t land on the Katana.

      • 127 Professor VJ Duke August 27, 2015 at 20:33

        Ouch. That would leave a long lasting…thingy.

      • 128 John W. Howell August 27, 2015 at 20:41

        a bleeding thingy

      • 129 Professor VJ Duke August 28, 2015 at 12:50

        A deep thingy…

      • 130 John W. Howell August 28, 2015 at 12:55

        Ugh thingy

  12. 131 FictionFan August 25, 2015 at 13:34

    *steely-eyed glare* Liz?? Who’s Liz?!? Why is my Schwarzy talking about some woman called Liz?!?!? Tell him that if he’s a two-timing rat, he shall soon discover exactly what FF can do with her fist… and it won’t be pretty!!

    Was the melon butt round?

    • 132 Nicholas Warren--MPS staff member August 25, 2015 at 17:22

      I think he’s scared of answering your question…

      • 133 FictionFan August 25, 2015 at 18:02

        Oh dear! I feel in my bones that this is all going to end badly…

      • 134 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 12:22

        Blah hoot.

    • 135 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 12:04

      *laughs* Well, I mean, it’s possible that Liz is a chap’s name, you know. But I wouldn’t worry much about it. Probably some relative like an old aunt or something. Harmless, see. But he never gets your letters, so he can’t be two-timing!

      Yes, but not as round as Darby’s!

      • 136 FictionFan August 26, 2015 at 15:52

        R.I.P. “Schwarzy” – you were fun while you lasted…

      • 137 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 20:58

        *laughing* He didn’t die yet, that I know of.

  13. 138 walt walker August 25, 2015 at 13:32

    This is quite a spicy one, I must say. Reminds me of a tightrope walker I once watched.

    • 139 Professor VJ Duke August 25, 2015 at 13:33

      Now…I must hear about this tightrope walker. What happened?

      • 140 walt walker August 25, 2015 at 13:34

        Well he made it across, but it was a bit nerve wracking for all.

      • 141 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 12:04

        Did they make a movie out of it?

      • 142 walt walker August 26, 2015 at 13:25

        Yes, you probably saw it. It was the one with Brad Cruise.

      • 143 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 20:53

        I might have seen it… If I did, it was very disconcerting, don’t you know.

  14. 144 The Lite Rider August 25, 2015 at 13:20

    Oh my. It was the way you … asked … methinks. Girls DO do fist thingys!

    • 145 Professor VJ Duke August 25, 2015 at 13:31

      Do they? So good to know, LR. Did I ask wrongly? I admit it didn’t come out like I envisioned at all.

      • 146 The Lite Rider August 25, 2015 at 20:58

        Ha, ha. You were trying, Professor! :)

      • 147 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 12:23

        I tried awfully hard, it is true.

  15. 148 Heartafire August 25, 2015 at 13:16

    Perhaps you are not hanging out in the right places.

    • 149 Professor VJ Duke August 25, 2015 at 13:28

      That could be true, Hollie. Where should I hang out, do you suppose?

      • 150 Heartafire August 25, 2015 at 13:35

        I would have to change my identity if I say more, a hint…there will be a neon sign flashing “Crazy Horse”. :-)

      • 151 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 12:06

        Oh, come now, you must say more! Crazy Horse…is that the indian?

      • 152 Heartafire August 26, 2015 at 13:02

        It’s a rather laid back bar (and grill) I like to add that cause it sounds as though people actually eat there.

      • 153 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 20:51

        *laughs* People don’t eat there? I think I’d want to.

      • 154 Heartafire August 26, 2015 at 20:51

        haha! only once.

      • 155 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 21:04

        Was it tasty?

      • 156 Heartafire August 26, 2015 at 21:14

        I think I was so impressed I did a fist thingy, that’s a good sign.

      • 157 Professor VJ Duke August 27, 2015 at 12:31

        That is a great sign! Was it a pickle?

  16. 158 Nicholas Warren--MPS staff member August 25, 2015 at 13:06

    A mellon butt? I’m not sure I’ve ever heard that term before…

    • 159 Professor VJ Duke August 25, 2015 at 13:28

      You know, it’s sorta like a melon on the backside of one.

      • 160 Nicholas Warren--MPS staff member August 25, 2015 at 17:24

        Melons don’t have backsides–now I ‘m wondering what you and Schwarz were really eating. Maybe there’s another reason why the women were scared of you.

      • 161 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 12:22

        *laughs* Oh, funny. But I tell you, everything got’s a backside. Why, even you, you know.

  17. 162 Susan P August 25, 2015 at 13:01

    All righty then.

    • 163 Professor VJ Duke August 25, 2015 at 13:27

      Just like that? Now, come on, we must do the fist thingy right now, dadblameit!

      • 164 Susan P August 25, 2015 at 13:33

        Oh, well, DS volunteered to take my place.

      • 165 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 12:02

        Did you threaten him?!

      • 166 Susan P August 26, 2015 at 12:08

        No. I just…gave him some cookies.

      • 167 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 12:24

        Yep, that would do it. What a betrayer he is.

      • 168 Susan P August 26, 2015 at 13:10

        Dogs are always looking for a hand out.

      • 169 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 20:52

        Biscuits and cookies and even melon butts.

      • 170 Susan P August 28, 2015 at 00:36

        Water?

      • 171 Professor VJ Duke August 28, 2015 at 12:57

        They hate water.

      • 172 Susan P August 28, 2015 at 13:23

        Who do?

  18. 173 PorterGirl August 25, 2015 at 12:53

    Now see here, P.VJ – we do our *fist thingy* on a very regular basis. And I am most definitely a girl. Well, I was the last time I checked. You send young Schwarz to me and I shall have stern speaks!

    • 174 Susan P August 25, 2015 at 13:02

      I want to see a photo.

      • 175 PorterGirl August 25, 2015 at 13:19

        Oooh but I couldn’t show you a photo of that!

      • 176 Susan P August 25, 2015 at 13:23

        Uh-huh. That is what I thought.

      • 177 Professor VJ Duke August 25, 2015 at 13:30

        A photo of what, though?

      • 178 PorterGirl August 25, 2015 at 13:40

        *fist thingy*

      • 179 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 12:08

        *fist shake and thingy*

      • 180 PorterGirl August 26, 2015 at 12:33

        *fist shake and thingy*

      • 181 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 20:49

        Both at one time is even better!

      • 182 PorterGirl August 27, 2015 at 06:17

        Double the awesomeness!

      • 183 Professor VJ Duke August 27, 2015 at 12:38

        Quite right!

    • 184 Professor VJ Duke August 25, 2015 at 13:27

      *laughs* That’s true! *fist thingy* But didn’t I teach it to you? Do you do it on a regular basis or do you shake hands? That’s the question. I got ole Nick to do it regularly. Schwarz just didn’t do it right either, I fear.

      • 185 PorterGirl August 25, 2015 at 13:40

        *fist thingy* I can’t remember quite how it evolved, I think you did it and I automatically did it back. If someone does it to me, I do it back. If they offer a hand, I go with that. I might try to evolve the style into shaking fists *laughs* Good for Nick! What a dude.

      • 186 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 12:08

        *laughing* Shaking fists! Now, this is a new thingy. We should do it. *fist shakes* It might be fun, after all. Nick is a capital dude.

      • 187 PorterGirl August 26, 2015 at 12:33

        *fist shakes* I think this should catch on! All the best to Nick, of course.

      • 188 Professor VJ Duke August 26, 2015 at 20:49

        I think it could! It’s quite fun.

      • 189 PorterGirl August 27, 2015 at 06:17

        And very stylish, too.

      • 190 Professor VJ Duke August 27, 2015 at 12:38

        It is. Now to try it in person!

      • 191 PorterGirl August 27, 2015 at 12:42

        Yes! And take a photo for Susan!

      • 192 Professor VJ Duke August 27, 2015 at 12:42

        She’d probalby laugh me to scorn, tho.

      • 193 PorterGirl August 27, 2015 at 13:06

        Oh, no. Susan is far too ladylike to engage in such a thing. Probably.

      • 194 Professor VJ Duke August 27, 2015 at 20:34

        Oh, I see you two do it all the time–from the corner of my three eyes.

      • 195 PorterGirl August 28, 2015 at 06:16

        Goodness – one only dares wonder where you keep your third eye… *laughs*

      • 196 Professor VJ Duke August 28, 2015 at 12:58

        In my ear!

      • 197 PorterGirl August 28, 2015 at 13:08

        Which one – the one hanging on the wall in a frame? *laughs*

      • 198 Professor VJ Duke August 31, 2015 at 19:41

        *laughing lots* Right on!


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