This professor must make a confession: I change suddenly and unexpectedly for unknown reasons.
My analysts are still trying to work it out.
But anyways and some…this is what happened: I sold PT News.
Yes, I did.
But I didn’t sell it to our competitor Mike Manahanny at Archiving News.
I sold it to one of the employees, but that’s not important, see.
This is the interesting part.
I bought a submarine with the money I got from PT News.
See, I’m all into the underwater diving experience, and since I don’t like getting wet, the sub is perfect.
So, the package (the sub was in the package) was delivered at my door. And I was excited about it.
So was my neighbor, for the chap came over.
“What’s in there?”
He said it gruffly as if he had a right to know.
Now, this professor said the first thing that popped into his mind, and I shouldn’t have. But I speak before thinking, see.
A good rule to follow: Have thinks before you have speaks; have speaks after you have thinks.
“Looks like a walrus is in there,” he said. “So…what is in there?”
And I said it from the depths of my…something or another.
He wasn’t even taken aback. The chap just nodded and nodded.
“Yup,” he said, “I’ve heard about that, sending away for a wife. Good thing they send a container with them.”
And he cast a nervous glance back towards his house.
“Gotta go. Wife will be wondering about me.”
Then he stood there.
Rats and a Heifer.
Don’t you hate, PF, when you must give the closing comment to a conversation? I never know what to say, in truth.
So I said: “Go in peace, my love.”
He left real quick.