So, since Christmas is coming, this professor decided to compile a list of what you might buy me.
These things are a few of my favorite things, don’t you know.
Okay, up first…
The Cherry Sucker
I’ve started to notice that chaps who walk around sucking on a sucker, why, they just look gangster-like. Plus, it tastes rather fruity and good.
Noodles of all Sorts
I fear, yes: I’m a noodle fanatic. And I’m not sure why either. After all, noodles are tasteless, don’t you know. Now I feel dull.
The professor loves throwing knives. But you don’t want to know my accuracy. I’m probably the worst knife thrower–ever! I’m sure Julian Edelman might be worse.
They are delicious and the shape is just so odd, they are begging to be eaten.
Now, if this professor was ever stranded on an island. This is all I would need to live, don’t you know.
Later, my loves.