So, since Christmas is coming, this professor decided to compile a list of what you might buy me.
These things are a few of my favorite things, don’t you know.
Okay, up first…
Katana
The professor loves his katana. Probably because I feel like a warrior when I’m carrying it about. Another plus, people are rather scared of it. Usually. Hollie and Susan aren’t.
Next up…
The Cherry Sucker
I’ve started to notice that chaps who walk around sucking on a sucker, why, they just look gangster-like. Plus, it tastes rather fruity and good.
Noodles of all Sorts
I fear, yes: I’m a noodle fanatic. And I’m not sure why either. After all, noodles are tasteless, don’t you know. Now I feel dull.
Throwing Knives
The professor loves throwing knives. But you don’t want to know my accuracy. I’m probably the worst knife thrower–ever! I’m sure Julian Edelman might be worse.
Cashews
They are delicious and the shape is just so odd, they are begging to be eaten.
Now, if this professor was ever stranded on an island. This is all I would need to live, don’t you know.
Later, my loves.
I think I will give you some cherry ice cream for Christmas, Professor! That is, if I can find it again… *scratches head*
Yes, please! I would eat a gallon a minute, don’t you know.
I don’t think I have that much. I can make more, though!
You got it!!!!
I’ll give you one cherry sucker as well.
I want chocolate!!!!
Over a cherry sucker?
Well… Heck yes🍩🍮🍪
Well, I know you can’t be serious, ’cause everyone loves a good cherry sucker.
LOL! Ok I can get chocolate any time. You know that cherry sucker, as you call it, turns your tongue red!!!!
But isn’t a red tongue attractive? Women sometimes make their lips red with cherry suckers, I hear. That’s what lipstick is made of, see.
Red lipstick is sexy! Not a red tongue!,💄💄💄💄
It is not! Black is!!
Now Professor..Do you really want a woman to kiss you wearing black lipstick? Yikes!!!!
I don’t want a kiss at all! Do women kiss when they wear lipstick? Ugh!
Yes they do Professor!💄💄
Ew! I don’t believe it, the sudden.
LOL!!! It is true!
*holds ears* I don’t believe you, the sudden!
I’ll have to prove it to you!
You can’t do it!
Why not!
Because…I don’t know!!
That is not acceptable Professor.
*holds ears* I can’t hear you the sudden.
You have selective hearing!👂👂
Isn’t that awesome? I’ve worked on it for some years, don’t you know.
It sure is Professor. 😁
I’m a gifted bugger.
You must be! 😁
And so are you!
Awww. Thank you😁
*bows*
You rang, PVJ? What in the world. How are you going to be able to carry all of that stuff? I saw personally DS and King Arthur were carrying off your jeep.
NO! Did you stop them? Dadblameit.
I did not get everything. It was a mob, I tell you.
Oh rats. You should’ve called me sooner. Though, I’m not sure what I would’ve done.
Not enough time. And not enough to help.
Hey! I bet you were in on it with them, weren’t you?!
I have NO idea what you are talking about.
*mouth drops* Oh my goodness you were!
*throws a gumdrop in empty mouth*
A cherry one?
Orange.
Well, that’s a good flavor too.
Lemon is better.
Yes, it might be. Definitely tarter.
With or without?
Without!
That comes with a dozen hockey pucks and skates to last you a lifetime.
I’ll take it, and start a hockey team. Go Pats!
It’s a girls hockey team.
Really? You would do that to me.
All of them around 12 years old. Such fun and joy.
I’ll let you coach them.
Food and weapons. What more could one need?
Nothing! Except a raft and a calm lake, I’m thinking.
Ilove noodles…love love love them…..I like the shiny katana too….now that would be a nice gift…but I didn’t see a pretty guitar on your list?
Ooo, what a good point. Do you think I should get a guitar, a groupling of noodles, or a katana?
Why not all of them?go big or go home….I say.
Very good plan! You genius you.
I feel the noodles would go rather mush in the mail.
What if one doesn’t boil them first, though?
Wow! Awesome choices…. 😉
*laughs* You’re laughing at me, aren’t you?
No, honey! I really appreciated your choices :)
But the guitar is missing see.
Aw! Yes I know that, dear… However, you know Guitar won’t come in this list of your favorites…. It’s our life 💖😊
That’s a very good point, Nimmi! I love it to many deaths.
Much love to you, dear! 💕
And you, Nimmi!
💕😊
*bows*
Take care of your hat ;)
Isn’t it just a lovely hat?
Indeed! Beautiful! 😊
I love it to many deaths.
I know 😊
I should put a red feather in it.
Oh! Then it will look wonderful 😊
Red feather! I would look like Robin Hood.
Ha ha ha… however, look smart 😉
I would rob people too.
Hmmm… You are already doing it… robbing peoples heart with your mesmerising music :)
Nah…really? Cool!
Oh yes!! :) <3
That is such a sweet thing to say, Nimmi.
My pleasure! :)
*smiles like a loon*
Looking cute ;) :P
Orcs can’t be cute!
Oh, Jesus!! Who told you, that you are a Orcs??? Please don’t say that…
Goodness! Are you an orc, too?
Haha 😃 If you want me to… 😉
*laughing* Completely up to you, madam!
Well… Don’t you think I will look little weird like that :P
Oh no. Orcs are nice.
Oh, really??? May be… I never met any :P
I’m an orc!
I don’t believe… Prove me then! ;)
Because I’m ugly like an orc and mean like an orc!
Really?? Then I guess, you don’t know yourself… If you see yourself through my eyes, then you are like a charming cute prince ;) I mean it!
*blushes* Am not neither!
You are… my cute little talented friend. :)
Who is an orc.
Orc is an orc.. :P No one else ;)
You’ve trapped me!
Glad to know that… At last the Professor is trapped ;P
I’m trapped. You have to bust me out!
Oh! You mean I have to set you free?? ;)
Well…how will you do that?
Hmm… Actually… I won’t let you go ;P
But…but…I’m heartless, I say!
However, I can felt something else… :)
No you don’t!
Yes, I did… ;)
*hides*
Aw!! Sweet… ;*
Wicked, you mean.
Haha… If you think so.. ;P
Are you a ninja in disguise? 😏
*laughs* Amanda!!! Yes, I think I am. A red ninja, though. That’s why the cherry suckers are important. I bet you want to be a ninja!
Haha! That explains it. Well, in that case, I’ll be the yellow ninja! 😜
The yellow ninja! Now that’d be impressive. And bright, you must admit.
Always vibrant, me :-)
*laughing* You are. Always bouncy, too.
That’s because I have springs on my shoes! 😜 a yellow ninja on springs…can you imagine?!
*laughs* My goodness! And springs? I might steal them for my shoes, the sudden, I’m afraid.
Haha! Just be careful while wearing them inside, they can go rather high, and you don’t want to end up with a head injury! 😐
Oh quite right! Banging the head is the worst of things, I think. It’s better to stub a toe, don’t you know.
I don’t know, stubbing a toe is pretty high on the pain-o-meter! 😁 ouch!
That’s true…but it can’t be as high as head hitting on the ceiling!
Great choices! I love my throwing knife also. If I can get to the Ren Fair, I’ll get another.
I also love cashews, so walt walker and I would have to duel over your cashews. I’ve got the throwing knife, so I can think I might win the battle. :)
The Ren Fair! Now that sounds awesome. What is it, Linda?
*laughs* Unless you ventured out into the sea. Walt was just telling me he had a sub–with a missile, can you believe. The man is a beast.
The Renaissance Fair occurs every year in a state close to mine. Some friends of mine and I usually go. But alas. We didn’t go this year.
You must next year. It sounds like a thing that’s glorious.
I am interested in finding a katana. If I walk around with it I will either be a chick magnet or scare the living daylight out of some poor soul. In any case I think the Professor can never have too many katanas. As for the knives, you can probably find those at a upscale wal-mart or sign up at a gift registry at Target (aka Tar-jay) in case someone wants to start Christmas shopping for you early.
As for the cashews, put this out at your own risk because I will eat them up. Just sayin….
*laughs* Well, scaring the living daylight out of some poor soul sounds awesome. I’ll send you to Washington with that power! I agree about the katanas. Really? Now, I’m going to have to look in…Tar-jay–that is hilarious, btw. Why the name change?
Even if they’re unsalted and have ants?
Send me to Washington?! Ha, they might think I am a new edition from the avengers.
Target has some pretty good knife ware. If not then maybe those big box retailers that sell hunting gear and stuff. I can envision the PL on a reality show starring you, DS, and Schwarz shopping for knives. That would fun to watch.
Oh, the Tar-jay name is so old.
Now back to those cashews..unsalted or no. They would still be delicious. As for those pesky ants, seal them. We wouldn’t want all that deliciousness to go to waste. And add some chocolate. One can never go wrong with chocolate covered cashews. Yuma!
*laughing* Ooo, you’d have to take me with you in that case!
That would be something! The question is: Do you suppose we’d find what we were looking for or not?
Love Tar-jay to many deaths.
Chocolate covered cashews are the best things on the planet! Huh? Of course!
I am sure you will get your list!! :)
In friendship
Michekl
Well, I hope you’re right. But you know, people always fail to get me the noodles.
Oh my goodness!! A katana, throwing knives, cashews and the cherry sucker!! Talk about the best Christmas ever- I wonder if I have any of these other things in my basket…hmmm…perhaps we can practice with the throwing knives while licking our cherry suckers…
Isn’t it just awesome?! Imagine. You have a meal and toys to fight with. We could obsoletely do that. Did you know, ninjas suck cherry suckers all day long. That’s how they keep their energy, see.
So that’s it! I’m impressed Professor- even more reason to fill my basket 🍭🍭
And I may just dip in my hand every so often.
I’ll look the other way ;)
*laughs* that is perfect. *dips hand in*
:))
*bows*
Well done sir ;))
*bows a bit*
Bow a lot! ;))
But sometime my hats falls off!
You’re like Oprah now. Do you plan to hand out these favorite things? That’s what she does, and you can’t be outdone by a megastar. I’m a bit of a gum fanatic so I’ll share my cherry Blowpops with you. Way less boring with gum in the middle. Do you know when you’re chewing gum your sass level goes way up? It’s true.
Did you scare off FF with your katana? She’s been mysterious gone this week… Oh wait! It’s the US Open! She must be drawn to the men’s singles.
DD, you might have wonders at this, but who is Oprah, pray? *laughs* Are you sure? If that’s right, I’m going to get some gum. Plus, I’m thinking, you could spit it at someone. Do you spit your gum at mean people?
I think that’s definitely where FEF is. Admiring the tennis!
I am blown away by your consideration for the hoards distressing over “what will I get the Professor for Christmas”, you are good! In order not to give away the surprise I won’t show my favoritism for the nuts so it will come as a huge surprise when you open that present. Have a lovely day Professor!
*laughing lots* I thought that people may wonder, so I was dastardly kind, I say. *laughing even more* Rats and a Heifer, now I know what you may get me! I’m thinking you might have to do the knives.
whatever it takes!
Oh goody. Get me five knives, then.
We could split the set of knives, I might be able to afford a steak someday.
But we can’t get steak knives!
I’m not “picky”. I once used an axe.
*cringes* Hollie!
steak can be tough, especially from Costco. Smiles!
Can it really? I shall rip through it with my sharp teeth!
visions of Tom Jones
The singer chap?
the movie. I do love Hummus on meat.
*laughs* Now, I’ve never had it on meet.
this is why I don’t get invited to vegan weddings.
You should invade some of them.
crashing weddings is fun
Dost thou speak from experience?
yes. (looks ashamed, shuffles feet).
Yeah!! No need to look ashamed. You must take me with you next time.
Well if you have tightfisted friends, you can expect plenty of noodles around the 25th.
*laughing* Imagine the feast I could put on for myself, though! You’re invited, if you like noodles.
If I ever come around, I will eat all your cashews. They are one of my favs. So crunchy and chewy at once, don’t you know. And salty too.
The cherry suckers…well, you can have all you want. Me no likey.
The best thing about Christmas coming up is that Halloween is coming up too, and sooner.
Well now, Mr. Walt, I actually get them unsalted. What say you to that?
You wouldn’t have a cherry sucker? Now I’m thinking you may be missing a taste bud on your tongue, the sudden.
*laughs* What are you going as this year?
Unsalted? Egads no!
You may be right about that.
A newspaperman dressed as a sub captain!
Come on Walt my man, unsalted stuff is supposedly good for you.
So they say. But how are tasteless snacks any good for you?
Oh come now…with salt you miss the cashew flavor!
Aww, now look – this is a much better list and had I read it 5 minutes ago, I could have saved my hand from all kinds of nasties after searching for that elusive cherry lolly! ;)
Ooo…do you have lizards down your couch? Now, here’s the thing: don’t you like every single item on that list? You know you do!
I wish, I’d love a gecko. No, just few doggy-long-legs inhabiting a sock. As for the list, you’d have competition for the nuts and knives but I’ll let you keep your lollies and noodles :)
You don’t like noodles? And, you must tame the daddy-long-legs. They make good warriors don’t you know.
Really? These are a vicious hybrid though (doggy as opposed to daddy) that crawled straight out of a book I was reading. So I’m not sure I wish to take the risk!
Now! This is an interest. So, what is a doggy-long-legs? How’s it different?
Think of a tarantula. Then imagine one spliced together with your least favourite snappy toy dog species. All fur ball, teeth and legs. Triple the size, feed it several hundred espresso shots and then enraged it by poking with a stick. Voila!
Goodness! What a bugger. You should catch them. Then you could raise an army, don’t you know.
Wow. You’re humble. All I want for Christmas is a Louis Vuitton Neverfull bag. This is the fifth year I’ve asked for one and the fifth year I won’t get it! Maybe I should just ask for sack of nuts!
*laughing lots* Do you know, I actually had to google what that was! Goodness me, says I. Now that is an expensive purse! But is it really any better than the regular ones? Probably is. Maybe made from butterflies or something. You could always ask for that and a sack of nuts inside.
I have to say it’s a great list!! Noodles and cashews are quite a good pair. 😊
Kristin! Good to see you. Yes, you are so right. They could be a dish, couldn’t they?
Definitely!! :-)
Aha! We must set about making it at once, then. You do the main part, I’ll heat the stove.
This is quite a helpful Christmas list, thank you, Professor. I might send you cashews, but I fear they will not be covered in chocolate – such things elude me on this confounded island! Noodles could work also, although I would feel rather bad about not cooking them first. I hope Father Christmas doesn’t check his naughty list because I think you would be right at the top!
Haha, we so must do something about your lack of chocolate cashews. It’s just horrible, don’t you know. Well, you could cook then send the noodles. I’d be fine with that. I wonder if noodles go bad? Nah, probably not. *laughing* Hey! Now why would you say that?
I know, I shall write to the Prime Minister and demand that he rectifies the situation! Noodles never go bad, I am thinking, even if they smell like it. I reckon you could eat a noodle no matter how old it got. *laughing lots* Well, I am actually in charge of the naughty list and I saw your name right at the top!
You must do just that! Send him some, too, that’ll convince him fastly fast. I would eat a noodle no matter what it looked like. Noodles are my favorite thing ever. *laughs* Now, why would they put someone so naughty in charge of the naughty list?
I shall do it instantly, Professor. Noodles are a very versatile and exciting foodstuff, no doubt! I feel like inventing a breakfast noodle…
Well… who better to keep an eye on naughty people, I say!
Yes! A breakfast noodle. If you invent one, I shall eat it for many breakfasts to come. Promise.
Naughty people! *laughs* You do have a point. But…put me on the good list! In fact, put all the good people on the naughty list, and all the naughty people on the good list.
I shall try my best. It may have to involve sausage and bacon, I am thinking.
Now there’s a plan! Because naughty people are actually the best kind of people. The rest can go on the… bugger list!
Right! Let’s just have two lists: the bugger list and the naughty list. But I want to be on both, can you believe.
You are certainly top of the naughty list. I, of course, am somewhere near the bottom. You are not so much of a bugger but if you keep avoiding the tail you might well find yourself on there *laughs*
*laughing* Well, it’s my duty to avoid it! Now, you’re at the bottom? I say, you’re definitely cheating with that list!!
I say, Professor – what do you mean? I am the least naughty person I know *whistles nonchalantly*
Oh you’re not a good judge of your own wickedness, dadblameit!
Pah! *feels wicked, the sudden*
*laughs* Well you are–just a bit.
Only bits of me. My nose, for instance, is very wicked.
*laughs* More wicked than your ears?
My ears are very well behaved I shall have you know! *laughs*
That’s probably because you don’t clean them. Clean ears don’t behave much at all.
I am shocked that you think I don’t clean my ears. You could eat your dinner from my ears, that’s how clean they are! *laughs*
*laughing* I was jumping to conclusions. It’s a fun pastime. But you’re the one that said they were behaved!
Pah. You got me there.
*laughs victoriously* I even might dance.
You do an awful lot of dancing for someone who doesn’t dance *swish swish*
I…I…I…look! A bird!