At a Wedding

It’s been said:

“…the professor is heartless, which means: he doesn’t have a heart; which means: he’s not romantic…”

Now that is a truth right there, don’t you know, PF. A strong one.

Do you believe? *professorish eye*

Anyways and a few, I was at a wedding this past weekend. Which was a wonder.

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It was a vegan wedding, which means they had all sorts of vegan things to eat.

Now, that might scare some of you, and it might delight others. And still, it might leave people wondering what this professor was doing there.

Well, I’m not going to tell you.

I was looking about like a well-meaning fellow (I was also in a white suit, it must be noted) when I saw the bride and groom seated by themselves enjoying a vegan dinner.

The professor approached and pulled up a chair.

They just stared at me, speechless. The white suit does that to people. So bright it leaves them dumfounded, see.

I broke the silence.

“Let me be the first to congratulate you two,” I said.

“Too late,” the bride said quickly, “we’ve been congratulated by nearly everyone here.”

“Astounding,” I answered. “I’m usually the first person to congratulate people on things like this.”

Then there was some silence.

Not the most speech-able people, see. And when there’s silence, one must make up things.

“So,” I began, “did you know there’s an epidemic passing through the bunny population?”

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That got them.

The bride started. “No!”

Then, of course, I remembered this was a vegan wedding. Truly, the professor was trapped, dadblameit.

“Are you serious?” the groom said, staring hard at me.

Nothing for it but to go forward now.

This professor nodded. “It’s horrible.”

“What’s it do to the bunnies?” the bride asked.

“It starts in their feet,” I answered. “Turns them black. Then the ears fall off. After that, the heart shuts down.”

I must admit, I was proud of the disease. At least, it sounded realistic.

But the groom wasn’t happy. The bride was crying.

“I’m going to look this up on my phone,” he said, pulling the dadblame device from his pocket, “and if it’s not true…”

“I just remembered,” I said, the sudden, “that particular epidemic passed through 10 years ago.”

And I left.

Moral: Don’t tell bunny death stories at a vegan wedding. 

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166 Responses to “At a Wedding”


  1. 1 erinkenobi2893 October 2, 2015 at 02:38

    You should have asked them to sign a petition to protect the bunnies and authorize further research on bunny diseases. That’s generally what one does at weddings, or so I believe.

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2015 at 13:33

      But what about bunny hunting, then?

      • 3 erinkenobi2893 October 2, 2015 at 13:55

        Well, we have to keep the populations down somehow. Or else they’ll damage the ecosystem. So that will be in the fine print of the petition.

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2015 at 20:22

        Very good point. I would’ve missed that.

      • 5 erinkenobi2893 October 2, 2015 at 20:33

        ;-) That’s why I’m here! :-P

  2. 6 Ms. Vee September 10, 2015 at 15:29

    Oh my Professor! How could you get yourself into so much danger? I read that Thumper and Bugs Bunny have teamed up! They’re hopping for you. 🐰🐰

    • 7 Professor VJ Duke September 11, 2015 at 12:31

      No! You must save me–with your new short sword!

      • 8 Ms. Vee September 11, 2015 at 12:36

        LOL! But I like the bunnies too! I don’t know what to do.😳

      • 9 Professor VJ Duke September 11, 2015 at 12:42

        Oh dear…well, would you feed them carrots?

      • 10 Ms. Vee September 11, 2015 at 12:50

        Yes. They are cute!

      • 11 Professor VJ Duke September 11, 2015 at 20:02

        Carrots aren’t cute!

      • 12 Ms. Vee September 11, 2015 at 20:07

        LOL! The bunnies are!!

      • 13 Professor VJ Duke September 11, 2015 at 20:14

        Not the ones with the wrong ears!!

      • 14 Ms. Vee September 11, 2015 at 20:30

        Oh yes, all of them. Nothing is perfect.

      • 15 Professor VJ Duke September 14, 2015 at 23:29

        Except the professor!

      • 16 Ms. Vee September 14, 2015 at 23:33

        Of course, silly me!

      • 17 Professor VJ Duke September 14, 2015 at 23:44

        And silly you.

      • 18 Ms. Vee September 14, 2015 at 23:48

        And that’s what makes life interesting!😁

      • 19 Professor VJ Duke September 16, 2015 at 12:47

        I think you may have a point there.

      • 20 Ms. Vee September 16, 2015 at 12:49

        Thank you kindly.

      • 21 Professor VJ Duke September 16, 2015 at 13:12

        You are welcome, madam.

      • 22 Ms. Vee September 16, 2015 at 13:25

        😃

      • 23 erinkenobi2893 October 2, 2015 at 02:40

        *tells the bunnies so many horrible puns they give up in disgust* There, that’s settled it. :-P

      • 24 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2015 at 13:33

        *laughs* love that.

      • 25 erinkenobi2893 October 2, 2015 at 13:55

        Horrible humor is something I learned from my dad. It’s his main weapon, you see. ;-) My main weapon happens to be plot twists, I fear. I make them rather ridiculous.

      • 26 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2015 at 20:22

        Plot twists and horrible humor together would be something!

      • 27 erinkenobi2893 October 2, 2015 at 20:34

        Rather! X-D

  3. 28 AmyRose🌹 September 9, 2015 at 12:50

    *horror face* You are heartless! Dangblammit! Crushed to say the least that all this time I have been stating you are wrong that you truly do have a heart after all, and now I read this. Sadly, so sadly, I do now know, there is no heart in you. Shame on you for making the bride cry! *glares* I do not know if I honestly wish to be associated with you any more! Bye, Professor! LP

    • 29 Professor VJ Duke September 9, 2015 at 13:05

      Wasn’t that an awesome story? You must admit I had you going for a bit as well. She cried great big tears. It was awful. It was ruining the vegan food. Not that you could ruin that food. See, this is it: the food was so unflavored I decided to make her cry to add some flavor. I should be thanked.

      • 30 AmyRose🌹 September 9, 2015 at 13:17

        *throws rotten tomatoes*

      • 31 Professor VJ Duke September 10, 2015 at 12:47

        I actually eat rotten tomatoes on Salami sandwiches so there!

      • 32 AmyRose🌹 September 10, 2015 at 13:07

        HARRUMPH! I do not believe you!

      • 33 Professor VJ Duke September 11, 2015 at 12:22

        But why not? I’m an honest chap.

      • 34 AmyRose🌹 September 11, 2015 at 20:39

        *red faced laughing so hard* Oops, I mean yah sure thing, Prof! ;)

      • 35 Professor VJ Duke September 14, 2015 at 23:30

        I only lie every other day, you should know.

  4. 36 bardictale September 9, 2015 at 09:36

    *throws newspaper*

    • 37 Professor VJ Duke September 9, 2015 at 13:04

      Oh dear. What did I do, Bard? Was I dreadful?

      • 38 bardictale September 9, 2015 at 16:25

        Yes, you were. One does not do that at a wedding, even if the bride and groom aren’t vegans.

      • 39 Professor VJ Duke September 10, 2015 at 13:04

        What should I do? You have me feeling bad.

      • 40 bardictale September 10, 2015 at 14:21

        Apologize to the bride and groom. Don’t do it again. Send them tea as a gift.

      • 41 Professor VJ Duke September 11, 2015 at 12:29

        Aw, do I have to?!

      • 42 bardictale September 12, 2015 at 18:42

        Well, yes.

      • 43 Professor VJ Duke September 14, 2015 at 23:40

        Can you do it for me?

      • 44 bardictale September 15, 2015 at 22:27

        No.

      • 45 Professor VJ Duke September 16, 2015 at 13:11

        Pretty pleases?

      • 46 bardictale September 16, 2015 at 15:43

        Nope. You need to fix it yourself, sir.

      • 47 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2015 at 12:57

        You’re not fair, bard! *growls*

      • 48 bardictale September 17, 2015 at 20:55

        Life isn’t fair. Whoever says it is, is selling something.
        (In this case, however, it is)

      • 49 Professor VJ Duke September 20, 2015 at 00:41

        Now, Bard…would you believe I just figured out that Devin and Bard mean the same thing? You obviously have this thing figured out.

      • 50 bardictale September 20, 2015 at 08:12

        Well, yes, especially since I told you that myself when you asked me almost a year ago^^

      • 51 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2015 at 19:14

        Yes…I remember…but still, you’re keeping secrets! Unlike myself. I’m an open book.

      • 52 bardictale September 24, 2015 at 06:41

        Indeed? And what chapter are you on?

      • 53 Professor VJ Duke September 24, 2015 at 12:33

        The first one!

      • 54 bardictale September 24, 2015 at 16:41

        Well, that is a good a chapter as any.

      • 55 Professor VJ Duke September 25, 2015 at 13:14

        I like the middle ones best.

      • 56 bardictale September 25, 2015 at 14:41

        In what type of novel? All of them?

      • 57 Professor VJ Duke September 26, 2015 at 00:08

        Yeah, pretty much. I like reading ahead.

  5. 58 The Lite Rider September 8, 2015 at 20:14

    If Cecil the lion were still with us, he might have some speaks with you. What an … interesting … topic to bring up at a wedding. Especially wearing a white suit! :)

    • 59 Professor VJ Duke September 9, 2015 at 13:04

      I know! I shouldn’t have done it. But doesn’t Cecil’s spirit live on?

      • 60 The Lite Rider September 9, 2015 at 13:18

        Yes, his spirit does live on, Professor.

      • 61 Professor VJ Duke September 10, 2015 at 12:48

        Where is it? I want to have speaks with him, the sudden.

      • 62 The Lite Rider September 10, 2015 at 13:00

        Ask, um, Mr. Magi! ;-)

      • 63 Professor VJ Duke September 10, 2015 at 13:05

        I shall ask him. I do hope he knows, you know.

      • 64 The Lite Rider September 12, 2015 at 14:36

        One thing is for certain, Professor! He will have an answer. Who knows what it will be though!

      • 65 Professor VJ Duke September 14, 2015 at 23:37

        Nonsense do you suppose? Or something useful?

      • 66 The Lite Rider September 16, 2015 at 22:26

        Hard to say with him. I could be either.

      • 67 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2015 at 13:06

        *nods* You understand him so well.

  6. 68 Simply Skeptical September 8, 2015 at 20:10

    Aww. What an adorable bunny rabbit. I could never understand how vegan or not folks can kill, stuff, and mount em. Would you want the head of a dead animal on your wall? Some sorda metal they give themselves for being armed and killing something unarmed. Wow! how brave is that? Now if its a matter of survival (and only survival mind you) its a different story. :-)

    • 69 Professor VJ Duke September 9, 2015 at 13:04

      Well, last time I looked at a bear or moose they are armed and deadly deadly. I’ve never seen a rabbits head on a wall, though. Or an ant’s for that matter. Though I might start that.

  7. 70 Heartafire September 8, 2015 at 17:55

    perhaps you were strumming chamber music at this vegan wedding. I amaze myself.

    • 71 Professor VJ Duke September 9, 2015 at 13:03

      *laughs* I was!

      • 72 Heartafire September 9, 2015 at 13:04

        Bravo! I know it was wonderful. Mendelsohn?

      • 73 Professor VJ Duke September 9, 2015 at 13:07

        More jazzy, mind you.

      • 74 Heartafire September 9, 2015 at 13:13

        Good, because chamber music is a real sleeper.

      • 75 Professor VJ Duke September 10, 2015 at 12:47

        Yes, isn’t it? *shudders*

  8. 76 Heartafire September 8, 2015 at 17:50

    A white suit…a tuxedo perhaps? My rabbit (Godzilla) stood two feet tall, he ran wild and dug holes and attacked me when I tried to feed him. I would definitely be slipping out the side door of this wedding, I hate hummus.

    • 77 Professor VJ Duke September 9, 2015 at 13:03

      What’s a tuxedo, though? I can never keep it straight. Goodness! What a big rabbit. Hollie! You can’t hate hummus. It’s not half bad at times, you must admit.

      • 78 Heartafire September 9, 2015 at 13:10

        tuxedo…straight jacket…don’t let them fool you! Listen, here is how I got Godzilla. My neighbor is chasing through the street yelling that his rabbit is loose, I, (sucker!) help the young man “catch” Godzilla, he says you are so nice, you can have him. Oh, thank you , I say. He ( rabbit) damn near kills me, claws 2 inches long, the devil incarnate. I am such a easy mark, the “young man” is probably still laughing. Oh, it’s a sad life, Professor.

      • 79 Professor VJ Duke September 10, 2015 at 12:47

        A straight jacket? No! How horrible.

        *Laughs* Goodness! That chap took advantage of you. I say, you should return Godzilla.

      • 80 Heartafire September 10, 2015 at 14:09

        but he loves me.

      • 81 Professor VJ Duke September 11, 2015 at 12:27

        He doesn’t try to kill you?

      • 82 Heartafire September 11, 2015 at 15:53

        yes, I think he does.

      • 83 Professor VJ Duke September 11, 2015 at 20:11

        We should cut out his fangs in that case.

      • 84 Heartafire September 11, 2015 at 20:52

        I’m starting to hate Godzilla.

      • 85 Professor VJ Duke September 14, 2015 at 23:33

        I would’ve been there a while ago. Call in the rat catcher chap.

      • 86 Heartafire September 14, 2015 at 23:36

        He won’t come out anymore. Says I have too much baggage with the rabbit and all.

      • 87 Professor VJ Duke September 14, 2015 at 23:45

        We should go in and get him.

      • 88 Heartafire September 14, 2015 at 23:52

        the rat catcher? There are laws. Laughing out loud.

      • 89 Professor VJ Duke September 16, 2015 at 12:49

        *laughing* He won’t mind!

      • 90 Heartafire September 16, 2015 at 18:16

        you know the rat catcher personally?

      • 91 Professor VJ Duke September 17, 2015 at 12:59

        Yes. She’s got a hooked nose.

      • 92 Heartafire September 17, 2015 at 19:51

        Poor girl, I know a doctor….

      • 93 Professor VJ Duke September 20, 2015 at 00:38

        But she likes petting it, you know.

      • 94 Heartafire September 20, 2015 at 00:49

        she can keep it in a jar, people do that.

      • 95 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2015 at 19:10

        *laughing* No! I’m horrified.

      • 96 Heartafire September 24, 2015 at 02:40

        a jar, perhaps a pickle jar sitting on the mantle.

      • 97 Professor VJ Duke September 24, 2015 at 12:32

        But a pickle jar can’t go on the mantle! Imagine if it leaks.

      • 98 Heartafire September 24, 2015 at 13:10

        ashes don’t leak. Don’t leave the lid off and the fan on.

      • 99 Professor VJ Duke September 25, 2015 at 13:06

        Imagine! All of it would be in the air. And I’d die. Devilish.

      • 100 Heartafire September 25, 2015 at 13:45

        Knowing your feelings about second hand smoke, maybe we should pass on the mantel idea.

      • 101 Professor VJ Duke September 26, 2015 at 00:06

        Oh, okay. Now I feel left out, for some reason.

      • 102 Heartafire September 26, 2015 at 13:37

        I would leave you out. Please join me in all my capers. (that sounds like a pickle joke).

      • 103 Professor VJ Duke September 27, 2015 at 19:01

        *laughing* Oh goody. I hope you’ll gift me with a short sword, too, the sudden.

  9. 104 Nancy Loderick September 8, 2015 at 16:35

    Well Professor,

    You really put your foot in it this time, didn’t you? Maybe this is a sign that you should not be anywhere near vegan food or vegan people, white suit or not.

    Nancy

    • 105 Professor VJ Duke September 9, 2015 at 13:02

      Yes, I fear you may be right. But I was just…trying to make speaks!

  10. 106 Debbie September 8, 2015 at 15:31

    The wedding part sounds…interesting. Never been to a vegan wedding — how was the cake?? Without eggs, it must have been filled with icky stuff like Lima beans and Brussels Sprouts, right?!

    That is one precious bunny, Professor. Shame on you for inventing a bunny-killing disease! *stink eye glare* Bunnies, bless their tiny hearts, are already scared of their shadows, yet here you go lopping off their ears and shutting down their hearts. Yikes!!

    • 107 Professor VJ Duke September 9, 2015 at 13:01

      Ewww! No, there was just cookies and other cakes. Can you believe, I don’t think the desserts were vegan. They cheated, see.

      *laughs* Well, I”m sorta sorry. I suppose you don’t like the taste of bunny, then?

  11. 108 floridaborne September 8, 2015 at 14:15

    That was funnier than a bunny chasing a snake (a video making the rounds on Facebook). You’ve made me think (never a good thing)… how many people at that wedding were wearing leather shoes?

    • 109 Professor VJ Duke September 9, 2015 at 12:57

      *laughs* Good question! I bet a fair number. See? I wasn’t so bad after all, was I?

  12. 110 fauquetmichel September 8, 2015 at 13:56

    You are going to make a lot of surrealist novels ! :)

    • 111 Professor VJ Duke September 9, 2015 at 12:57

      Haha, you could be right. And it would be an interest, you must admit.

  13. 112 desertdweller29 September 8, 2015 at 13:45

    I’d like a picture of this white suit. What shoes would one wear with that? Furry slippers from the skins of baby rabbits? If so, I’d forget the running and bring out the katana. The vegans are coming! The vegans are coming!

    • 113 Professor VJ Duke September 9, 2015 at 12:56

      *laughs* That sounds like a chant! Just black shoes, actually. You know, blackish shiny ones. Do you suppose they’re cranky at me now?

  14. 114 L. Marie September 8, 2015 at 13:40

    Wow. Some people give gifts at weddings. I guess you give people a reason to cry? If so, your work there is done. On to the next wedding!

    • 115 Professor VJ Duke September 9, 2015 at 12:55

      *laughing* But I didn’t mean it, Linda! How can I make it up to them?

      • 116 L. Marie September 9, 2015 at 17:44

        With a nice gift? Like, say, the gift of advice. “Always bring your katana with you.” Good advice.

      • 117 Professor VJ Duke September 10, 2015 at 12:53

        I should! I could’ve cut the bride’s dress in half or something.

  15. 118 PorterGirl September 8, 2015 at 13:25

    Oooh the Professorish eye… I dare not believe you now! Although I do know what you were doing at the wedding *winks*
    That is a very adorable bunny, although I might still eat it if I was hungry enough. Which right now, I sort of am. I shall be avoiding these vegan events for the foreseeable future.

    • 119 Professor VJ Duke September 9, 2015 at 12:54

      What do you mean dare not believe? You must. Do you believe? You must. *laughs* You do know what I was doing!!

      *laughing lots* You mean, you’d eat its ears?

      • 120 PorterGirl September 10, 2015 at 06:29

        I dare not believe that you might be romantic, if you insist on deploying the Professorish eye *shudders*. But of course, I know for sure there is a little spark of romance in your cold, dark heart somewhere. You cannot deny it!
        I would maybe eat the one that *someone* ran over so cruelly just recently. If the poor thing must die, the least I can do it turn it into a delicious pie!

      • 121 Professor VJ Duke September 10, 2015 at 12:57

        Oh goodness. But I have no heart, so it’s an impossibility. The funny thing is this: I change my mind about this all the time. It’s quite fun. The professorish eye is quite fun, as well.

        *laughs* You must tell that *someone* how wicked he is. I tried; he laughed. I maybe laughed too. But just a bit. I am on the top of the naughty list, after all.

      • 122 PorterGirl September 10, 2015 at 13:18

        You do seem to change your mind quite regularly on such things, ’tis true. But – hey ho – I have gotten used to you by now *laughs* I should tell him – but maybe I shall just not speak to him, the bugger. You bugger too!

      • 123 Professor VJ Duke September 11, 2015 at 12:24

        *laughs* But of course I’m a bugger! That’s because I’m heartless. Probably the reason I can’t make up my mind, too, is that I don’t have one.

      • 124 PorterGirl September 11, 2015 at 12:30

        Sometimes you are the most vexing creature on the planet *laughs* No – make that always!!

      • 125 Professor VJ Duke September 11, 2015 at 12:41

        The most vexing creature ever?! *laughing lots*

      • 126 PorterGirl September 11, 2015 at 13:20

        Yes! The very most. It is a good job you are spicy or one could get rather cross *laughing lots*

      • 127 Professor VJ Duke September 11, 2015 at 20:04

        *laughs* Yes! I win again. I’m such a sport.

      • 128 PorterGirl September 13, 2015 at 08:20

        Pah! *swish swish*

      • 129 Professor VJ Duke September 14, 2015 at 23:41

        *swish swish* It’s like a pendulum.

  16. 130 walt walker September 8, 2015 at 13:07

    Put your back to mine, old man, and ready your katana (I’ve got the boomer). Together we shall fight off the vegan hordes you’ve awakened.

    • 131 Alastair Savage September 8, 2015 at 13:33

      It sounds like things are going to get hare-y.

      • 132 Professor VJ Duke September 9, 2015 at 12:55

        You’ll have to fight with us, Mr. Alastair.

      • 133 Alastair Savage September 9, 2015 at 13:02

        I’m not going near you, sir. I have seen the state of your bunnies.

      • 134 Professor VJ Duke September 9, 2015 at 13:07

        But…you’re not a bunny, are you?

      • 135 Alastair Savage September 9, 2015 at 13:31

        No, but you never know when these things will cross the species barrier…

      • 136 Professor VJ Duke September 10, 2015 at 12:49

        Haha! You mean, you might? Don’t you dare, I say. No crossing of the barriers.

    • 137 Professor VJ Duke September 9, 2015 at 12:51

      *sigh of relief* Thank you, Walt! I need all the help I can get. And since you got the boomer we should win. Even if we have to fight 10,000 of them. Though, they shouldn’t be too strong.

  17. 138 John W. Howell September 8, 2015 at 13:06

    I hear you are now on PETA’s “most wanted to be eaten by a lion” list

    • 139 Professor VJ Duke September 9, 2015 at 12:50

      *laughing lots and lots* And all over a bunny! What should I do, is the question?

  18. 140 Susan P September 8, 2015 at 13:01

    I heard that the Bun-Bunn Lodge has a contract on you.

    • 141 Professor VJ Duke September 9, 2015 at 12:50

      Now, who is the Bun-Bunn Lodge? It sounds kinda great. I mean, I might visit.

      • 142 Susan P September 9, 2015 at 12:59

        You should think carefully about getting very close. People have gone for a ride with her and never been seen again.

      • 143 Professor VJ Duke September 9, 2015 at 13:07

        Is it a bunny?

      • 144 Susan P September 9, 2015 at 13:39

        You’d best not let her hear you say THAT.

      • 145 Professor VJ Duke September 10, 2015 at 12:53

        Must be a vicious bunny and I’m not Mia!

      • 146 Susan P September 10, 2015 at 13:23

        It’s Frankenbunny.

      • 147 Professor VJ Duke September 11, 2015 at 12:25

        Ooo, he’s very scary.

      • 148 Susan P September 12, 2015 at 14:44

        Dang straight. Few things scarier than a cute, fluffy bunny. They catch you by surprise.

      • 149 Professor VJ Duke September 14, 2015 at 23:39

        And naw at you with those huge teeth!

      • 150 Susan P September 15, 2015 at 13:59

        Her hind feet are more dangerous.

      • 151 Professor VJ Duke September 16, 2015 at 13:05

        I’ll…cut them off!

      • 152 Susan P September 17, 2015 at 14:12

        She runs like Ostrich.

      • 153 Professor VJ Duke September 20, 2015 at 00:27

        Must be fast.

      • 154 Susan P September 20, 2015 at 16:26

        Yep. Sometimes she runs so fast that her feet arrive before she does.

      • 155 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2015 at 19:20

        Wow…wish I could do that.

      • 156 Susan P September 23, 2015 at 21:07

        You don’t want to make her mad.

      • 157 Professor VJ Duke September 24, 2015 at 12:30

        Yes I do!

      • 158 Susan P September 24, 2015 at 15:46

        But why?

      • 159 Professor VJ Duke September 25, 2015 at 13:11

        ‘Cause I’m mean and nasty.

      • 160 Susan P September 9, 2015 at 17:26

        And you, sir, are MIA.

  19. 161 Lady Dunamis September 8, 2015 at 12:50

    That was cruel and unusual and quite tactical as you know how inappropriate it is to talk about harming animals to vegans.
    I must tell you having gone vegan for a year (I converted back to being a carnivore) that if this ends up on YouTube you should fear for your YouTube life. The vegan community might deem it appropriate to slay you…lol

    • 162 Professor VJ Duke September 9, 2015 at 12:48

      But it’s only that if you think I did it on purpose! *laughs wickedly* And you have no proof that I did!!

      You mean they’d be mad about this? *laughs* Lady, you must save me! And if I may ask, why did you convert back? Just curious.

      • 163 Lady Dunamis September 9, 2015 at 13:31

        For a variety of reasons. My body was constantly aching, thin nails, limp hair and to be quite honest I was feeling a little loopy. Also I became very ill and decided that I couldn’t sustain this as a lifestyle. To start my recovery I started a raw vegan, transitioned to vegetarian and then back to chicken. Yeah, sounds complicated I know.

      • 164 Professor VJ Duke September 10, 2015 at 12:48

        *nods* I see. I’ve always wondered if vegan works long term. It seems to have some ill side effects for people, I think. Chicken! Good deal.

      • 165 Lady Dunamis September 9, 2015 at 13:34

        And of course you did it on purpose but alas you are correct I cannot prove intent but circumstancially (yes I made that word up) the vegan wedding couple may have experienced pain and suffering because of your story so don’t be surprised if you are sued for pain and suffering.

      • 166 Professor VJ Duke September 10, 2015 at 12:51

        *cringes* Oh rats. Why weren’t you there? I could’ve blamed the whole story on you, you know. Rats and a Heifer.


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