In the Library & Stopping Smokes

Hello.

My name is Professor VJ Duke.

*bows*

Sorry. I just had to do that, the sudden. You see, it’s quite fun introducing yourself and then taking a bow.

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Even though I hear that when you bow your organs twist over themselves. That’s what my analysts say, don’t you know.

So, anyways, this professor was about one day, when I decided to go see Prince Beef. Now, here’s the thing: this Prince Beef chap is a monarch and he’s not too nice. He’s rather mighty about the gills–at least, that’s how he feels from time to time.

After tripping up and down the sidewalk, and crossing a few haphazard streets, I made it to the palace.

And I went in.

I’m something of a celebrity there, see.

The chap who always opens the door likes me.

“Good to see you, PVJ,” he said. “They’re all in the library.”

I bowed slightly and gave him my top hat.

“Watch this with your life,” I said. “It contains the secret of the lifeline.”

I left him a bit bewildered.

And I walked.

And walked.

And began to sing and walk.

The palace is huge, see.

Eventually, the singing and walking turned into singing and skipping slash dancing around. It was an awful sight to behold, I’m sure, but I wasn’t beholding it since my eyes are stuck in my head.

And then…!

Huff-Hum and a roar, I was there.

At the library.

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Schwarz Tauptinker and The Veezler were standing outside at the water fountain.

“You fellows going in?” I asked.

The Veezler looked up and smiled. “Oh yes.”

“Soon as I take a smoke,” Schwarz said, reaching for a pack of cigarettes in his pocket.

He pulled a thin white thing out, put it in his mouth, and went for the lighter.

“Chickit!” he said. “I am so gangster right now.”

Now, he was about to light it. So, this professor did what was necessary.

I reached forward and knocked the white thing from his mouth.

“I’m so sorry,” I said. “There was a fly there.”

“You sinned,” Schwarz answered.

At that moment, Mr. Magi passed into the library.

I followed.

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177 Responses to “In the Library & Stopping Smokes”


  1. 1 erinkenobi2893 September 30, 2015 at 13:48

    Simply brilliant!
    *bows*
    You’re right, it is rather fun. X-D

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 17:55

      *laughing* Isn’t it, though? And I couldn’t let the chap smoke.

      • 3 erinkenobi2893 September 30, 2015 at 19:14

        Quite right, sir. He’d damage his lungs.

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke October 1, 2015 at 12:35

        And his tongue, I’ve heard.

      • 5 erinkenobi2893 October 1, 2015 at 19:21

        Yes! He would not enjoy the hors d’ouvers after that!

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2015 at 13:26

        What a fancy word, but I dig it.

      • 7 erinkenobi2893 October 2, 2015 at 13:58

        X-D

  2. 8 Nancy Loderick September 24, 2015 at 17:33

    Professor,

    Well, good for you for stopping Schwarz from endangering himself. My only question is, “is it wise to knock a potential lit object to the ground in a library that is full of paper?”

    Nancy

    • 9 Professor VJ Duke September 25, 2015 at 13:17

      Oh….what a good thought! Probably not. If it goes up, I’ll blame you for not telling me earlier!

  3. 10 Heartafire September 24, 2015 at 03:22

    You are good professor, saving that bugger from, I don’t know, tongue debridement. Slash dancing? I did that once, I was making a get-away, I would not be surprised if there was some squishing sounds.

    • 11 Professor VJ Duke September 24, 2015 at 12:33

      Now, now. What is slash dancing? I’m not sure I know myself. But here’s the thing: you would’ve taken the cig from him, too, you know.

      • 12 Heartafire September 24, 2015 at 13:21

        I would have given him a good thrashing, I’m on a mission to prevent second hand smoke, my duty as a holier than thou, plus it’s in the bill of rights. Stick with me on this one Professor!

      • 13 Professor VJ Duke September 25, 2015 at 13:07

        Okay, I’ll stick with you! If there’s thrashing involved. You can use my bull whip.

      • 14 Heartafire September 25, 2015 at 13:42

        I shall bring my cat’o’ nine, he will be so sorry.

      • 15 Professor VJ Duke September 26, 2015 at 00:06

        Oh dear me. I need to see your armory at once!

      • 16 Heartafire September 26, 2015 at 13:40

        I would show you but then I would have to …I can’t even speak it.

      • 17 Professor VJ Duke September 27, 2015 at 19:02

        Have to…what?! Tell me at once!

      • 18 Heartafire September 27, 2015 at 20:26

        It has to do with the katana.

      • 19 Professor VJ Duke September 28, 2015 at 20:14

        Yes…yes?!

      • 20 Heartafire September 28, 2015 at 20:18

        I forget, but I’m pretty sure it is nasty and doesn’t feel good.

      • 21 Professor VJ Duke September 28, 2015 at 20:25

        Then I suppose it’s best to forget about it and…think about the Pats!

      • 22 Heartafire September 28, 2015 at 20:37

        I haven’t recovered from the sad performance of the Dolphins last night. Omg.

      • 23 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2015 at 12:30

        *shudders* That was awful, huh? Oh well. Root for the Pats!

      • 24 Heartafire September 29, 2015 at 14:14

        I haven’t taken the paper bag off my head yet.

      • 25 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2015 at 21:40

        *laughs* The dolphins will come back!

      • 26 Heartafire September 29, 2015 at 23:25

        Oh the humiliation of being humored , they suck

      • 27 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 12:47

        Compared to the Pats. Just become a Pats fan!

      • 28 Heartafire October 1, 2015 at 12:39

        just like that? I would be set upon by the dogs of Miami’s football fans of which there are many…good luck with the Pat’s though, not that they need it.

      • 29 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2015 at 13:14

        Come on! Just root in secret then?

      • 30 Heartafire October 2, 2015 at 13:27

        I can do that, really quiet little squeals of delight as the Pat’s rule, no one needs to know, on the down low Prof.

      • 31 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2015 at 13:45

        Yes, that’s it! And you must join in on the victory dance.

      • 32 Heartafire October 2, 2015 at 13:48

        That will take place at the corner pub right?

      • 33 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2015 at 20:21

        Unless you want it somewhere else, of course.

      • 34 Heartafire October 2, 2015 at 21:12

        I would like it to be at the Lobster House, I hear lobster’s good up there, go Pats.

      • 35 Professor VJ Duke October 3, 2015 at 18:19

        Can you believe this professor has never had Lobster?

      • 36 Heartafire October 3, 2015 at 19:46

        How can one live in New England and not eat Lobster, shakes head!

      • 37 Professor VJ Duke October 4, 2015 at 22:20

        But I don’t live in NE!

      • 38 Heartafire October 4, 2015 at 22:56

        Really?are you across the pond?

      • 39 Professor VJ Duke October 5, 2015 at 21:10

        Oh no. I’m in Pittsburgh, can you believe!

      • 40 Heartafire October 6, 2015 at 11:53

        That was my next guess. Yes I can totally believe , they make lovely music there. The birth of Doo Wop right on the street corners

      • 41 Professor VJ Duke October 6, 2015 at 18:33

        Doo wop! Love doo wop.

      • 42 Heartafire October 6, 2015 at 18:35

        love it too, oops , I think it was born in Philly.

      • 43 Professor VJ Duke October 6, 2015 at 18:45

        Now look what you’ve done!

      • 44 Heartafire October 6, 2015 at 18:46

        I should be shot… or worse.

      • 45 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2015 at 11:54

        Oh goodness. Why is this?

      • 46 Heartafire October 7, 2015 at 13:03

        wickedness?

      • 47 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2015 at 20:58

        Nah. Wickedness is good.

      • 48 Heartafire October 8, 2015 at 22:19

        Yay for wickedness !

      • 49 Heartafire September 24, 2015 at 13:23

        slash dancing is zigging and zagging quickly toward the door.

      • 50 Professor VJ Duke September 25, 2015 at 13:07

        Oh, like avoiding a bullet? I do this all the time!

      • 51 Heartafire September 25, 2015 at 13:41

        we learn with time. laughs!

      • 52 Professor VJ Duke September 26, 2015 at 00:05

        Well, you do, I don’t.

  4. 53 Susan P September 23, 2015 at 14:08

    AWOL again?

    • 54 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2015 at 19:24

      I know…beat me, please. *hangs head*

      • 55 Susan P September 23, 2015 at 21:11

        At least you could sing a song to make up for it.

      • 56 Professor VJ Duke September 24, 2015 at 12:32

        But sing about what?

      • 57 Susan P September 24, 2015 at 15:50

        Old cowhands

      • 58 Professor VJ Duke September 25, 2015 at 13:13

        I’ll sing Sweet Baby James, then.

  5. 59 Susan P September 19, 2015 at 22:02

    That seems a bullying sort of thing. What were you thinking?

    • 60 Professor VJ Duke September 20, 2015 at 00:44

      I know… *kicks the dirt* You would’ve done the same thing!

      • 61 Susan P September 20, 2015 at 16:30

        Oh no. I have better ways to deal with that.

      • 62 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2015 at 19:21

        Oh yeah? Give me one!

      • 63 Susan P September 23, 2015 at 21:10

        Gargoyles.

      • 64 Professor VJ Duke September 24, 2015 at 12:31

        I have a cousin who is one of those

      • 65 Susan P September 24, 2015 at 15:49

        I wanna see a picture.

      • 66 Professor VJ Duke September 25, 2015 at 13:12

        You might have nightmares, though.

  6. 67 Simply Skeptical September 18, 2015 at 10:39

    Professor it is so nice to see the love you hold for your fellow Schwarz in batting that killer from his lips. I think I’ll think before I bend; pliable and squishy huh?

    • 68 Professor VJ Duke September 20, 2015 at 00:44

      Haha. Now, now, cigs are good for the tongue, I hear. Sor thought so.

  7. 69 Ms. Vee September 17, 2015 at 20:00

    Professor! You owe me a dance…remember???? You are going to escort me to the ball. 🎹… i ask that you don’t bow!!! Thank you😁😁😁

    • 70 Professor VJ Duke September 20, 2015 at 00:41

      Now hold on a few. Didn’t I say professors don’t dance, ’cause we have two left feet? Still, I might dance with Walt because I don’t want him to look ridiculous, you know. *bows*

      • 71 Ms. Vee September 20, 2015 at 00:43

        You told me that, but you were dancing, so you have to waltz with me.

      • 72 Professor VJ Duke September 20, 2015 at 00:46

        Now, when was I dancing? Oh you mean that?! That was…a professorish skip!

      • 73 Ms. Vee September 20, 2015 at 00:48

        LOL! I read the story in The Punchy Land. A skip… Okay.

      • 74 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2015 at 19:09

        *laughs* You’re trying to trap me! *hides*

      • 75 Ms. Vee September 23, 2015 at 19:20

        No reason to hide. I’ll find you.

      • 76 Professor VJ Duke September 24, 2015 at 12:27

        I hide well, don’t you know.

      • 77 Ms. Vee September 24, 2015 at 12:30

        Hmmm. I’ll get helpers to search for you.

      • 78 Professor VJ Duke September 25, 2015 at 13:02

        Yes, please. I hate being lost.

      • 79 Ms. Vee September 25, 2015 at 13:06

        I do too Professor, and it happens all the time!

      • 80 Professor VJ Duke September 25, 2015 at 13:19

        *laughs* Me too!

      • 81 Ms. Vee September 25, 2015 at 13:22

        I don’t think we should travel together. It’s called the blind, leading the blind!!

      • 82 Professor VJ Duke September 26, 2015 at 00:04

        Hey now! I see. I see the straight and narrow!

      • 83 Ms. Vee September 26, 2015 at 00:57

        I’m most concerned about the round about, circles, and culdesacs!

      • 84 Professor VJ Duke September 27, 2015 at 18:50

        *laughs* Nah!

      • 85 Ms. Vee September 27, 2015 at 18:52

        Can you see them?

      • 86 Professor VJ Duke September 27, 2015 at 19:11

        I can, I fear.

      • 87 Ms. Vee September 27, 2015 at 19:16

        You should fear if I’m driving!!! Vroom!

      • 88 Professor VJ Duke September 28, 2015 at 20:12

        *laughs* Oh no! Fast driver…I see. Well, that’s kinda cool.

      • 89 Ms. Vee September 28, 2015 at 20:21

        Fast but not reckless. A coworker once told me..I am all of 100lbs, and 98 of it is in my right foot!!!

      • 90 Professor VJ Duke September 28, 2015 at 20:26

        *laughs* Nice! That’s a compliment, I say. I love driving fast.

      • 91 Ms. Vee September 28, 2015 at 20:31

        LOL! Me too Professor! I had a 1986 rag-top red 5.0 mustang. Her name was…of course Mustang Sally. I sold it a little over a year ago.

      • 92 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2015 at 12:29

        Oh, how nice! We must go get it back. Imagine me riding in it with the katana!

      • 93 Ms. Vee September 29, 2015 at 12:31

        Yes that would be cool Professor. I think the rangers will pull us over. Possibly take you to jail!!!!

      • 94 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2015 at 12:41

        Then you must bust me out!

      • 95 Ms. Vee September 29, 2015 at 12:44

        Okay i can do that!

      • 96 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2015 at 21:34

        Niceness and some!

      • 97 Ms. Vee September 29, 2015 at 21:35

        Now what will happen if I get captured?

      • 98 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2015 at 21:49

        I’ll…bust you out!

      • 99 Ms. Vee September 29, 2015 at 21:51

        But what if you’re locked behind the gate

      • 100 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 12:40

        I’ll bust that down, too. Can’t you just see it?

      • 101 Ms. Vee September 30, 2015 at 12:43

        Yes I can see it. You’ll run through the fall, free me, then we’ll jump in the hot rod! Vroom!!! Off we go!

      • 102 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 12:55

        OF we go…to rob a bank.

      • 103 Ms. Vee September 30, 2015 at 12:58

        Wɦat ɖօ աɛ ռɛɛɖ ʍօռɛʏ ʄօʀ?

      • 104 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 17:49

        *mouth drops* I need that font! Cool.

      • 105 Ms. Vee September 30, 2015 at 17:54

        Hօա ʍʊċɦ ʏօʊ աɨʟʟɨռɢ tօ քaʏ ʄօʀ ɨt? I’ʟʟ tɛʟʟ ʏօʊ ɦօա tօ ɦaċҡ ɨt!!!!!😄

      • 106 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 18:01

        I’ll give you…two cherry suckers?

      • 107 Ms. Vee September 30, 2015 at 18:02

        Yօʊ aռɖ ʏօʊʀ ċɦɛʀʀʏ sʊċҡɛʀs! LOL!!!

      • 108 Professor VJ Duke October 1, 2015 at 12:32

        You know you like them too!

      • 109 Ms. Vee October 1, 2015 at 12:34

        Iʄ ʏօʊ ɨռsɨst. Bʊt ɦօռɛstʟʏ I’ɖ ʀatɦɛʀ ɦaʋɛ ċɦօċօʟatɛs!

      • 110 Professor VJ Duke October 1, 2015 at 12:43

        You just think that, you know.

      • 111 Ms. Vee October 1, 2015 at 13:04

        I’ʟʟ ɦaʋɛ tօ ɦaʋɛ a ċɦɛɛʀʏ sʊċҡɛʀ sօօռ!🍒

      • 112 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2015 at 13:16

        You will!

      • 113 Ms. Vee October 2, 2015 at 13:20

        Yɛs Pʀօʄɛssօʀ..I աɨʟʟ! 😊

      • 114 Ms. Vee September 30, 2015 at 18:07

        Iʄ ʏօʊ ɦaʋɛ aռ aռɖʀօɨɖ 📱ɨ աɨʟʟ tɛʟʟ ʏօʊ ɦօա tօ ɢɛt tɦɨs ʄօռt.

      • 115 Professor VJ Duke October 1, 2015 at 12:33

        I do have an android!!!

      • 116 Ms. Vee October 1, 2015 at 12:35

        Dօառʟօaɖ tɦɛ ҡɨҡa ҡɛʏɮօaʀɖ ʄʀօʍ tɦɛ քʟaʏ stօʀɛ.

      • 117 Professor VJ Duke October 1, 2015 at 12:43

        The what keyboard?

      • 118 Ms. Vee October 1, 2015 at 13:02

        Tɦɛ ҡɨҡa ҡɛʏɮօaʀɖ ʄօʀ androids

      • 119 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2015 at 13:16

        I shall look into this, madam!

      • 120 Ms. Vee October 2, 2015 at 13:18

        Dօռ’t ɖօ ɨt! Gօօɢʟɛ sɛaʀċɦ ɖօɛsռ’t ʊռɖɛʀstaռɖ tɦɛ ʄօռt!!! Iʄ ʏօʊ օռʟʏ ʊsɛ ʋօɨċɛ ʀɛċօɢռɨtɨօռ ʏօʊ աɨʟʟ ɮɛ ʄɨռɛ. 😳😳😳

      • 121 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2015 at 13:41

        VR…okay. If it fails, I’ll complain, mind you.

      • 122 Ms. Vee October 2, 2015 at 13:43

        Gօօɖ. I aʍ ɢօɨռɢ tօ ʀɛʋɨɛա tɦɛ aքք!

  8. 123 Debbie September 17, 2015 at 17:36

    Your organs turn over when you bow?? Eww, really? That sounds positively nasty, the sudden! Perhaps that’s why women curtsy, then?? Say, maybe you can research that in the library!

    Well, I can see where Schwarz might be miffed you knocked his cig from his mouth (they’re somewhat expensive, so I’m told), but hey, that’s a gross habit and he shouldn’t do it anyway. At least, inside, where others have to breathe the smoke.

    Gee, you should’ve included a video of you dancing slash skipping slash singing, you know. Oh, but maybe you’re saving it for tomorrow?!?

    • 124 Professor VJ Duke September 20, 2015 at 00:34

      It is true! The liver turns over something or another…can you believe it? Now, why wouldn’t women want to do such a thing? Makes me want to bow just to see if I can feel anything…

      Are they expensive? Probably five dollars a cig. I shouldn’t have done it. But I’m impulsive. Like an anteater, see.

      Haha…you would hate that video I’m sure! Domer might like it, though.

  9. 125 John W. Howell September 17, 2015 at 17:10

    Saved his life you did.

    • 126 Professor VJ Duke September 20, 2015 at 00:33

      Yes, what does he want with black lungs? The bugger.

      • 127 John W. Howell September 20, 2015 at 03:29

        Not to mention the throat.

      • 128 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2015 at 19:13

        *shudders* I should’ve smacked him, too!

      • 129 John W. Howell September 23, 2015 at 20:47

        Twice.

      • 130 Professor VJ Duke September 24, 2015 at 12:29

        Then you have to do it twice to be fair.

      • 131 John W. Howell September 24, 2015 at 12:55

        Both cheeks.

      • 132 Professor VJ Duke September 25, 2015 at 13:05

        Nice. I like this lots.

      • 133 John W. Howell September 25, 2015 at 17:07

        Smack-smack. Clean and neat.

      • 134 Professor VJ Duke September 26, 2015 at 00:12

        And then, turn around and walk out; I love it.

      • 135 John W. Howell September 26, 2015 at 01:04

        Yup. Straight away. Don’t look back.

      • 136 Professor VJ Duke September 27, 2015 at 18:52

        Don’t pass go. Yep, I’m in.

      • 137 John W. Howell September 27, 2015 at 20:56

        Classy.

      • 138 Professor VJ Duke September 28, 2015 at 20:16

        Well, we need to get a red car from the ’20’s to be very classy.

      • 139 John W. Howell September 28, 2015 at 21:39

        Or Gadsby yellow.

      • 140 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2015 at 12:33

        Yellow would be perfect.

      • 141 John W. Howell September 29, 2015 at 12:49

        Rolls

      • 142 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2015 at 21:34

        Yes! I’m in.

      • 143 John W. Howell September 29, 2015 at 22:24

        With a bud vase

      • 144 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 12:45

        Now, what is a bud vase?

      • 145 John W. Howell September 30, 2015 at 13:02

        A little crystal​ vase in the back with a rose bud in it.

      • 146 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 17:50

        Oh yes! A drooping rose, though. Must be drooping.

      • 147 John W. Howell September 30, 2015 at 19:46

        Um. We’ll put no water in the vase.

      • 148 Professor VJ Duke October 1, 2015 at 12:38

        *laughs* That’ll fetch it.

      • 149 John W. Howell October 1, 2015 at 13:03

        Yup.

  10. 150 walt walker September 17, 2015 at 17:05

    I too would like to see footage of this slash dancing. Sounds like a hoot.

    • 151 Professor VJ Duke September 20, 2015 at 00:31

      It’s something that you and I would do excellently together. Care for a dance?

      • 152 walt walker September 20, 2015 at 00:35

        Only if swords are involved.

      • 153 Professor VJ Duke September 20, 2015 at 00:45

        They are. And it can get bloody.

  11. 154 FictionFan September 17, 2015 at 15:05

    What a pity there’s no video of the Professor singing and skipping and dancing around – Nick is not doing his job properly! I’d give good chocolate to see that! Quite right to save Schwarzy from himself – you’d think his Auntie Liz would have taught him better…

    What books did you take from the library?

    • 155 Professor VJ Duke September 20, 2015 at 00:31

      Oh you’d just end up laughing me to many deaths, which is quite wicked and mean of you. In fact, you should be ashamed of yourself already! And maybe you should also give me a few cherry suckers. Does he have an Aunt Liz?

      I’m actually looking through medical journals, can you believe.

      • 156 FictionFan September 20, 2015 at 17:04

        Perhaps I would be enthralled by your nifty footwork and delicate grace… nah! You’re probably right! I will give you two cherry suckers – one for each nostril. (That’s so Glaswegian of me, don’t you think?) Do you ever read your blog? You should – it’s good! Let me put it this way, if it turns out Liz isn’t his Auntie, you and I shall be taking a little walk along the cliff path…

        Ah! Looking for a cure for your accent, I presume? I fear that may be beyond the skills of even our greatest physicians…

      • 157 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2015 at 19:23

        For each nostril? I suck on them…I don’t snarf them! Still, I shall take them. For later, see. After dinner. Or lunch. Or maybe even at midnight. (I do! You beast.) Well, if you’re so in love with Schwarz, I say you should write him a letter before he does get the one way ticket.

        I’ve decided–with the help of my analysts–that I’m accent-less. Isn’t that a wonder? Funny how these things work.

      • 158 FictionFan September 24, 2015 at 15:06

        I bet Kenny could! Hmm… if Schwarzy is about to marry his auntie, I’m not really sure he’s my kind of guy… anyway he never writes to me!

        Your analysts probably don’t realise they all speak with American accents too…

      • 159 Professor VJ Duke September 25, 2015 at 13:09

        Poor Kenny! I’m going to listen to him right now… Ew! He wouldn’t do that! How horrid of you, madam.

        That’s such a good point. You’re going to have to teach me how to speak with a Scottish accent one day.

      • 160 FictionFan September 25, 2015 at 17:13

        Nooooo!! Don’t do it! It’s bad for you! Me??? It was you who confused the whole issue, sir!! I expect it’s because of your jealousy issues…

        Have you been practising when you’ve been in lifts?

      • 161 Professor VJ Duke September 26, 2015 at 00:14

        Bad for me? Is not! Kenny is inspiring! Well, of course I’m jealous. We speak all the time, yet you favor Schwarz. *kicks the dirt*

        What’s a lift?

      • 162 FictionFan September 26, 2015 at 19:40

        Yes, he certainly inspires me! With an urgent desire to snort mostly, plus to get out the scissors… Awwwww! *heart melts* Not fair! You know the dirt-kicking always gets past my defences!

        An elevator! *laughs* clearly you still have work to do on learning Scottish…

      • 163 Professor VJ Duke September 27, 2015 at 19:07

        So wicked and brutal. And mean, too. What if I told you the kicking of the dirt was just to see if there were worms close by?

        Oh! I bet two weeks in Scotland, and I’d have the accent mastered. *nods*

      • 164 FictionFan September 28, 2015 at 14:35

        Awww! That’s wickeder and brutaller! Schwarzy would never be that mean to me…

        Ah, but which one? Glaswegian, Dundonian, Aberdonian, tcheuchter…

      • 165 Professor VJ Duke September 28, 2015 at 20:21

        It is not! Schwarz would probably eat the worms, the beast.

        Hmm…Glaswegian, since I could bother you about the exact pronunciations.

      • 166 FictionFan September 28, 2015 at 23:55

        Sooo manly! *swoons*

        Aye, that ud be gallus!

      • 167 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2015 at 12:37

        That’s manly? Just wait to you read about him today…

        Gallus! I know a chap by that name.

      • 168 FictionFan September 29, 2015 at 17:42

        Ooh, that was shocking! My poor blood pressure… *dreamy face*

        *laughs* He’d get on well in Glasgow then!

      • 169 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2015 at 21:46

        Humph noodles. *throws something at FEF, probably her camera*

        Okay…what’s it mean?

      • 170 FictionFan September 30, 2015 at 00:21

        Soooo jealous…!!!

        Sorta cool but in a cheeky kind of way – kinda like the Professor!

      • 171 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 12:51

        Gallus, gallus! It’s now my new saying.

      • 172 FictionFan September 30, 2015 at 17:24

        *laughs* Better than bahooky?

      • 173 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 18:01

        Much better, I’m thinking.

  12. 174 fauquetmichel September 17, 2015 at 14:54

    In a bow the organs twist and perhaps make sounds !! :) and gas!! Shoking:
    In friendship
    Michel

    • 175 Professor VJ Duke September 20, 2015 at 00:29

      *laughs* Sounds! Goodness. I bet they groan.

  13. 176 L. Marie September 17, 2015 at 14:07

    “Huff-Hum and a roar”? My, we’re getting fancy with our interjections! :-) I feel as if three animals should rush out huffing, humming, and roaring. Or just one very talented one.

    You are very bold, sir. I tip my proverbial hat to you! Since when did Schwarz start smoking? Or thinking he looked gangster? He’s not Manly-Man! Unless he’d like to be Manly-Man.

    • 177 Professor VJ Duke September 20, 2015 at 00:25

      Oh, yes, I say that when I’m at the crankiest moments in life, don’t you know. *laughs* One talented one doing that would send me laughing forever, I’m thinking.

      You know, I think it was all for show that he was smoking. Just to impress the ladies.


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