Cutting off Ponytails

Yes, it’s great fun, don’t you know.

Cutting off ponytails.

Why, after I cut Julia Thompson’s straight from her head, I thought about going into it as a career.

The professor would be the only one in the field = Competition would be weak.

I’d get all the jobs. Which is a goody. But then I thought about the fact that no one would probably want their ponytails cut off.

Which means…no jobs.

Rats and a Heifer. There’s always something to ruin a lucrative career.

As soon as I left the barber shop–where I took the ponytail by force–I started off at a brisk pace towards home. Brisk paces aren’t always better. They just sound better in writing.

Then, I was there.

The front door was locked.

What a wonder. Imagine being locked out of your own house.

So, I did the only sensible thing: I busted it down.

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Sorta like this.

After that was completed, I yelled at the chap who’s supposed to keep everything running smoothly.

Then I looked through some messages. There were a few from insurance agencies, collecting agencies, beef agencies, a few from PT News employees, yelling at me for betraying them, and one from the uncle, and one for an invitation to a ball.

The ball was tonight.

What a lout.

Mailman should’ve delivered that one earlier.

Well, time to get freshened up for the ball. I ran up the stairs (whenever there are many stairs, one must run up them), ran down the hall (likewise with long halls) and slammed my door behind me.

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The room was all nice and tidy and the sun was sticking its face through the window. Very nice.

But something was disturbing.

Someone was in the bathroom. And the water was running!

I moved in cautiously and opened the door. A cloud of something or another hit me and someone was singing:

“Lalala.”

It was Schwarz Tauptinker.

“Umm, Schwarz,” I said, finally.

The singing stopped abruptly.

“Who’s there? Who? Chickit!”

“Well…” And I was attempting to be polite. “Here’s the thing: It’s me, PVJ, which sorta makes sense since you’re in my house, in my room, in my bathroom.”

“Oh… The dude downstairs said you weren’t going to get back for some time yet. Hehe.”

“I was quick on the mission,” I said, looking down at the ponytail on my belt. “Hurry up, please, I have a ball to go to tonight.”

The professor sat on the bed and waited.

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172 Responses to “Cutting off Ponytails”


  1. 1 sweetaces October 2, 2015 at 13:32

    Lol mean.
    Helo professor..
    I got merry reading your post. Lol quite nice.

    Btw..you should check out my post on the Dragon’s Loyalty Award. I just nominated you. Lovely day

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2015 at 13:45

      Oh, thanks bunches! I shall pop over. Now, was it very mean, do you suppose?

      • 3 sweetaces October 2, 2015 at 14:08

        Lol….just a lil..hehe. plz do. You are most welcome

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2015 at 20:27

        *bows and his hat falls off* Rats, that always happens.

      • 5 sweetaces October 2, 2015 at 20:55

        Hahaha. Hilarious. …I like you already.

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke October 3, 2015 at 18:19

        Thank you, madam! That is a very sweet thing to say, don’t you know.

      • 7 sweetaces October 3, 2015 at 18:21

        Oh I do know. * chasing the flies hovering around your hat*…I wonder what those are..*snickering*

      • 8 Professor VJ Duke October 3, 2015 at 18:30

        *laughs* And do you see the size of them? I swear they’re trying to eat me. *ducks*

      • 9 sweetaces October 3, 2015 at 20:15

        Lol oh my….If I wasn’t mistakenly I would have pegged them for fireflies. But then I would be reaching. *picks up your hat ,dusts it and places it back on your heart*..there…*satisfied*.. oh my Porfessor VJ Duke..stop smiling. You are scaring the kids. *winks*

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke October 4, 2015 at 22:21

        *laughs* I knew it! I have such an orc-ish smile. Do you suppose I should go into the business of haunting kids? I think so!

      • 11 sweetaces October 5, 2015 at 05:18

        *gasps* oh you are just dreadful PVJ.

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke October 5, 2015 at 21:16

        *laughs* Aren’t I? It’s horrible.

      • 13 sweetaces October 6, 2015 at 05:37

        It ’tis indeed!!

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke October 6, 2015 at 18:30

        And there’s nothing we can do about it, madam.

      • 15 sweetaces October 6, 2015 at 18:37

        Sadly. Nothing at all PVJ. Well unless…*a thought. ..but lost it*..NVM good sir…the weather looks fantastic for a stroll. Shall we then?

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke October 6, 2015 at 18:46

        Lost it? Hilarious. Yes, let’s stroll. Where to?

      • 17 sweetaces October 6, 2015 at 18:53

        Yes indeed. It happens often these days but for the life of me I don’t know why * sighs and interlock my arms in yours*…well let’s see? ….Anywhere the wind blows….am sure they would be music…open your Mind PVJ…there is magic in the air……

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2015 at 11:56

        *laughs* I shall try and open my mind. But it’s stuck right now, can you believe.

      • 19 sweetaces October 7, 2015 at 13:57

        Oh dear really now? Should we get the mower and turn him into a mind mower to jump in there..in your head that is and mow out the weeds cloaking your mind…will that solve the stucking problem good sir?

      • 20 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2015 at 21:03

        *laughing* I’m not sure…I think the problem is that the professor is heartless. There. I said it.

      • 21 sweetaces October 9, 2015 at 08:39

        *snickering*. Well I’ll be damned. ..and I got you figured differently…but not to worry good sir…even the heartless can be fixed..yes or yes??

      • 22 Professor VJ Duke October 9, 2015 at 13:15

        Well…how can they be fixed?

      • 23 sweetaces October 9, 2015 at 13:39

        Oh yes…with the recent advancement in tech n med…anything is possible. ..I bet you can get a heart of gold if you want. *nods* hmmhum…true story PVJ!

      • 24 Professor VJ Duke October 11, 2015 at 17:28

        A heart of gold? I’ll take it. And probably sell it, but still.

      • 25 sweetaces October 11, 2015 at 17:30

        Hmm. But still. ….

      • 26 Professor VJ Duke October 11, 2015 at 17:51

        *holds ears* I can’t hear the sudden.

      • 27 sweetaces October 11, 2015 at 18:18

        Lmao…but still …we are humans and this isn’t neverland with fairies and magic… and I don’t belief PVJ is completely heartless. ..blood flows through that vein good sire…you just need something to cause your spark.

      • 28 Professor VJ Duke October 12, 2015 at 19:55

        But, you know, if I had a heart, I’d be in danger of things. So, it’s easier not to have one. *nods*

      • 29 sweetaces October 13, 2015 at 00:07

        Ohhh I see what you mean….well I think I do…

      • 30 Professor VJ Duke October 13, 2015 at 19:50

        You know, it’s all such a complicated thingy, it’s a wonder.

      • 31 sweetaces October 13, 2015 at 21:28

        Lolz I bet!!

      • 32 Professor VJ Duke October 14, 2015 at 12:40

        *laughs too*

      • 33 sweetaces October 14, 2015 at 14:20

        You are something else PVJ.

      • 34 Professor VJ Duke October 14, 2015 at 19:40

        I still believe I’m somewhat human, you know.

      • 35 sweetaces October 14, 2015 at 20:07

        I believe so too. Maybe more human than you can give yourself credit for

      • 36 Professor VJ Duke October 20, 2015 at 12:21

        But if I was 100% human…I’d probably have a heart.

      • 37 sweetaces October 21, 2015 at 12:23

        Well that’s yet to be proven good sir.

      • 38 Professor VJ Duke October 21, 2015 at 12:35

        Yes, yes. Still to be proven. I like that lots.

      • 39 sweetaces October 21, 2015 at 12:42

        Lol..I wonder how to go about it..

      • 40 Professor VJ Duke October 21, 2015 at 19:19

        You know, I really have no idea myself. Maybe we should forget about it.

      • 41 sweetaces October 22, 2015 at 00:03

        Indeed we should. Before wr give ourselves a headache

      • 42 Professor VJ Duke October 22, 2015 at 13:57

        Quite right. What should we do now?

      • 43 sweetaces October 22, 2015 at 14:49

        We make believe anything we want PVJ.

      • 44 Professor VJ Duke October 23, 2015 at 02:29

        You know, I love how you think!

      • 45 sweetaces October 23, 2015 at 05:40

        Oh dear *flutters lashes*..you flatter me PVJ…*smiling* but thank you good sire.

      • 46 Professor VJ Duke October 23, 2015 at 13:18

        *laughs* Maybe just a bit!

      • 47 sweetaces October 23, 2015 at 13:23

        *smiles more*

      • 48 Professor VJ Duke October 23, 2015 at 13:24

        *bows more*

  2. 49 erinkenobi2893 September 30, 2015 at 12:18

    Oh, dear. Schwarz had better hurry up in there! I speak from experience, as one who has waited on the bathroom before.
    I’d be willing to let you practice your ponytail cutting skills on me, but not until next summer. Then we can donate the ponytail to Locks of Love! We shall be heroes! X-D
    (Sorry for vanishing on you. I really don’t have any excuse. Weeeeelll, I have been busy. Infiltrating. You know. ;-) )

    • 50 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 12:54

      I know…doesn’t it make you want to just barge right in and throw the other person out? I was close.

      Well, that’s great! But I usually put the pony tail on my belt–as a trophy. Do you suppose Locks of Love would mind?

      (No problemento! Nice to you see you around. How’s college?)

      • 51 erinkenobi2893 September 30, 2015 at 13:04

        Indeed!
        I think maybe you could wear it as a trophy for a few days, then we could send it to locks of love. ;-)
        It’s tiring. Very tiring. Apparently I’m something of a genius. That’s weird.

      • 52 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 17:52

        Sounds like a plan. A few days of wear, then to Locks of Love it goes. Good deal.

        *laughs* Nah, I’m thinking you are. Must be doing excellent!

      • 53 erinkenobi2893 September 30, 2015 at 19:16

        *thinks about it for a moment* You know, you could be right! I have succeeded in infiltrating College so far.

      • 54 Professor VJ Duke October 1, 2015 at 12:36

        You sure have! One of the best spies, I know, you know.

      • 55 erinkenobi2893 October 1, 2015 at 19:18

        Really?
        Maybe I should endeavor to infiltrate Loki’s base. Find out what he’s up to, you know. And then maybe contact a certain Asgardian and Time Lord about it. ;-)

      • 56 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2015 at 13:25

        Yes! And bring me along, please.

      • 57 erinkenobi2893 October 2, 2015 at 14:00

        Let us go! *strides off galantly*

  3. 58 John W. Howell September 30, 2015 at 01:05

    Man that is rude. Use the guest bathroom.

    • 59 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 12:52

      At least, I say. Imagine. I bet you would’ve fetched him out.

      • 60 John W. Howell September 30, 2015 at 13:01

        Ice water would have done it. A bucket.

      • 61 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 17:50

        You are so right! He would never have come back, too.

      • 62 John W. Howell September 30, 2015 at 19:51

        Something about ice in a bath that makes for an uncomfortable situation

      • 63 Professor VJ Duke October 1, 2015 at 12:39

        I’m right with you there. Only people getting tortured go through that, I think.

      • 64 John W. Howell October 1, 2015 at 13:01

        Also anyone who lost a kidney to the Russian parts merchants.

      • 65 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2015 at 13:15

        *laughing* Those poor chaps, too.

      • 66 John W. Howell October 2, 2015 at 17:24

        Can you imagine? (ouch)

      • 67 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2015 at 20:35

        *shudders* Nightmares are made of such things.

      • 68 John W. Howell October 3, 2015 at 00:40

        Daymares even.

      • 69 Professor VJ Duke October 3, 2015 at 18:26

        *shudders* Worser than I had anticipated.

      • 70 John W. Howell October 3, 2015 at 20:25

        Much worser

      • 71 Professor VJ Duke October 4, 2015 at 22:23

        *laughs* That word is hilarious.

      • 72 John W. Howell October 4, 2015 at 23:09

        It is. it’s worser than mostest for laughing. Mostest is pretty funny.

      • 73 Professor VJ Duke October 5, 2015 at 21:11

        *laughing* Mostest is hilarious!

      • 74 John W. Howell October 6, 2015 at 00:47

        I is almost as funny as bestest.

      • 75 Professor VJ Duke October 6, 2015 at 18:27

        Maybe even more.

      • 76 John W. Howell October 6, 2015 at 18:35

        :-)

  4. 77 Simply Skeptical September 29, 2015 at 23:19

    Another zany tale Sir which I believe you are better at telling than cutting off (as in tail). I made a funny… (too much beef). You are contagious! How patient of you to wait for Schwarz to exit YOUR bathroom. What in the…. (oh my goodness) is he everywhere?

    • 78 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 12:46

      Well, he’s not everywhere. But he does come around from time to time. Like a blue bird.

  5. 79 Debbie September 29, 2015 at 19:36

    ‘Tis hard being the voice of reason on this post, Professor, but I’ll give it a try. Snipping off someone’s ponytail — without their permission — might be considered assault, punishable by law. Having a guest you didn’t invite march in and help himself to your facilities might be considered trespassing, again punishable by law. That’s one gorgeous home, by the way, and I’m interested in this ball — wonder why the invite didn’t show up until the day of the event though?!?

    • 80 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2015 at 21:49

      *laughs* You might have a point there, Debbie. But I’m like a game hunter. That’s what DD said. Which means, I have to take these things by force. I’m sure Domer might agree with me.

      Well, Schwarz is a friend of sorts. He thought he was allowed. But I”m not sure he is.

      I know! Well, I only check my mail every other week. So maybe that’s it.

  6. 81 Nancy Loderick September 29, 2015 at 18:21

    Oh dear Professor,

    I always thought I wanted to meet you in person some day, but now I am not so sure. You see, I have a pony tail that I am rather attached to and wouldn’t want it to be cut off, even by a friend. :)

    I guess if I ever do meet you, I will have to put my hair up in a bun or something.

    Nancy

    • 82 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2015 at 21:47

      *laughing* I hereby promise–as the professor–that I shall never cut off your ponytail. Ever. How was that? Of course, unless Mr. Ken asks me. But I will bring donuts when we meet. And we can watch the Pats!

      • 83 Nancy Loderick September 30, 2015 at 20:25

        Well Professor,

        If you bring donuts, you will Mr. Ken’s friend for life! Except, I’m not sure how good he is at sharing them.

        Nancy

      • 84 Professor VJ Duke October 1, 2015 at 12:39

        Oh, they’re not good for me, so he can have them all.

  7. 85 desertdweller29 September 29, 2015 at 15:49

    Now you’re collecting ponytails on your belt like a small game hunter? You’re a madman, Sir! Judging from that staircase, I’d say the Professor is doing well enough and shouldn’t resort to a career in ponytail chopping. Now what are you wearing to the ball? Those pants will never do! I say you try some chaps.

    • 86 FictionFan September 29, 2015 at 16:20

      Chaps!!! *faints*

      • 87 desertdweller29 September 29, 2015 at 16:42

        Hah! FF, me thinks you have a condition. *jots notes on medical file*

      • 88 FictionFan September 29, 2015 at 16:44

        Oh, but… please don’t cure me!!!!

      • 89 desertdweller29 September 29, 2015 at 16:47

        Good news: There is no cure! Commence swooning!

      • 90 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2015 at 21:44

        I have the cure!

      • 91 desertdweller29 September 29, 2015 at 22:59

        Don’t you dare!

      • 92 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 12:46

        *holds ears* What’s that?

    • 93 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2015 at 21:44

      Yes, I’d love to be a game hunter. And I think the women might just take to something like that, you know. Well, I have fallen on hard times, since I sold PT News and bought that sub, you know. Yes, I was going to wear jeans? Chaps are cool.

  8. 94 Heartafire September 29, 2015 at 14:31

    Is ponytail is a metaphor, will you be taking your katana to the ball with you? Are you on the hunt for ponytails? Waiting there on edge of the bed…for Tauptinker, the professor missed his anger management therapy… “pacing briskly”, a sure sign.

    • 95 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2015 at 21:43

      Did I? Rats. Well, here’s the thing: I hunt for women who are wicked, and I take their ponytails. Isn’t that super?

      • 96 Heartafire September 29, 2015 at 23:08

        You are wicked Professor Looks around cautiously . Laughs nervously. :)

      • 97 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 12:46

        Let me know if you see any wicked women.

      • 98 Heartafire October 1, 2015 at 12:41

        Oh, indeed I will. I can’ spot them a mile away.

      • 99 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2015 at 13:14

        Oh this is just fab.

      • 100 Heartafire October 2, 2015 at 13:24

        I can feel the excitement in the air.

      • 101 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2015 at 13:43

        Oh yes! If you think me out of control, just let me know.

      • 102 Heartafire October 2, 2015 at 13:44

        So far no one has died that I know of, the ponytail was fair game…carry on!

  9. 103 Lady Dunamis September 29, 2015 at 14:24

    Wait a minute. I am confused, thoroughly I might add. You ferociously chop off a pony tail (new age scalper), knock the door down only to discover a trespasser in your tub and you politely wait for him to finish his bath? Understand my confusion, hatchet man? 💇

    • 104 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2015 at 21:43

      New age scalper! Love it!! *laughing* Wow. You do have a point. Would it help if I said Schwarz was a close friend of sorts? For instance, you wouldn’t throw me out of your shower if I just showed up, would you?!

      • 105 Lady Dunamis September 29, 2015 at 22:04

        My dear, that’s what hotels are for.

      • 106 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 12:41

        *huffs a bit* Not fair!

      • 107 Lady Dunamis September 30, 2015 at 12:46

        Me not allowing you to run up my water bill? Lol!

      • 108 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 12:55

        I’d only use 40 or so gallons.

      • 109 Lady Dunamis September 30, 2015 at 14:07

        Ha! Wasteful one you are…lol

      • 110 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 17:55

        Nah, I’m just filthy is all.

  10. 111 Susan P September 29, 2015 at 14:18

    You should have gone for Sinéad O’Connor. It would have taken a longer time.

    • 112 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2015 at 21:42

      *laughing lots* That is so hilarious. I say, has she ever had one?

      • 113 Susan P September 29, 2015 at 22:14

        You might be able find some childhood photos.

      • 114 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 12:43

        Poor chapess. You should make her grow one, I say.

      • 115 Susan P September 30, 2015 at 12:51

        Personally, I believe in personal choice.

      • 116 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 12:56

        But why?

      • 117 Susan P September 30, 2015 at 18:09

        Because I am a perfectionist.

      • 118 Professor VJ Duke October 1, 2015 at 12:34

        You are? Nah…

      • 119 Susan P October 1, 2015 at 13:20

        Oh yes. That’s why I procrastinate.

      • 120 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2015 at 13:17

        *laughing* I love that.

      • 121 Susan P October 4, 2015 at 20:01

        It is truly true.

  11. 122 weggieboy September 29, 2015 at 14:04

    Actually, running up those stairs is a bad idea because you very well could run onto the fully-ball-gowned-and-gloriously-beautiful ghost of Loretta Youing coming down! Just saying…

    • 123 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2015 at 21:39

      Loretta Young! Goodness. Now that would be something. I’d ask her all about things.

  12. 124 L. Marie September 29, 2015 at 13:24

    I also wonder who you will take to the ball. Greta perhaps? Is Schwarz going? I hope so. But my goodness he has a ton of nerve occupying your house while you were away. I hope he didn’t eat all of your food.

    • 125 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2015 at 21:39

      I was thinking of taking Schwarz. Do I have to take someone, do you suppose? He does. But he means well. We’re close friends, and they probably turned off his water, so…

  13. 126 PorterGirl September 29, 2015 at 13:05

    I am very unnerved about the forcible removal of a ponytail! *clutches own tail in fear* I suppose you could work as a sort of ponytail hit man, and take payment for revenge ponytail removal.

    You seem to have quite a bit of post waiting for you – but what is a beef agency? It sounds like the sort of thing I would like to be involved with. And another ball! That does sound exciting. The though of Schwarz in the shower shall haunt me to many deaths.

    • 127 Susan P September 29, 2015 at 14:19

      That makes two off us.

      • 128 PorterGirl September 29, 2015 at 14:31

        He is a beast, that Professor!

      • 129 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2015 at 21:43

        Just like…Brock Lesnar!

      • 130 PorterGirl September 30, 2015 at 07:23

        *laughing lots* The bugger!

      • 131 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 12:53

        100% bugger.

    • 132 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2015 at 21:38

      *laughs* Dear me! But I wouldn’t do that to your tail. Promise many times over and over. But a ponytail hit man does sound fun. You could hire me out, see. I’m good at snatching ponytails. Then I wear them on the belt.

      I know. I only go through that sort of thing every week or so. You know, it’s this place that sells fresh beef. I buy in huge quantities. It was probably their bill. I keep throwing it away when it comes. Just for spice. I know! Isn’t that horrible…Schwarz in the shower?

      • 133 PorterGirl September 30, 2015 at 07:21

        I like the idea of you wearing them from your belt! As long as my tail is safe, I think that it is a fine occupation *swish swish* It is already making a list of its tail-enemies for you to snatch.
        I can think of nothing nicer than huge piles of fresh beef (except maybe someone playing guitar soaking wet…) Just ignore the bills, I am sure they will keep sending the beef.

      • 134 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 12:53

        They look spicy swishing from my belt. Okay, yes, it’s an agreement. I shall hunt the tail’s enemies. I shall exterminate them all! How evil that sounds.

        Huge piles of beef! For BGE! It’s a thing, I tell you. *laughing lots* It was cold. I forgot to mention how cold it got. Never did that before, though.

      • 135 PorterGirl September 30, 2015 at 13:18

        Very spicy indeed, I imagine! The tail is compiling a list as we speak. I shall pass on details just as soon as I can.
        For BGE! Now I am hungry. Again. This time it is your fault, I say! *laughing lots* Thank goodness for hot showers!

      • 136 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 17:53

        Tell the tail to be fair and only choose a few names. Too many will be too many.

        *laughing lots* I’m sorry! But it’s revenge for all the times you make me hungry, the sudden!

  14. 137 FictionFan September 29, 2015 at 13:00

    Schwarzy in the shower!!! *rushes off for an emergency ice-lolly* You’ve been monitoring my dreams again, haven’t you? And singing!! Oooh, lalala, indeed!! Chickit! *swoons and has to look at pictures of BL to restore equilibrium*

    Wow! Love your house! But it must take you hours to dust those bannisters! Who are you going to take to the ball? *simpers prettily and flutters eyelashes* Will you be wearing your Darby outfit?? (Oh no – swooning again – quick, pass me some pictures of the Gronk…)

    • 138 Susan P September 29, 2015 at 14:21

      Sometimes I worry about you. Feel free to return the compliment.

      • 139 FictionFan September 29, 2015 at 16:20

        Hahaha! I do!!

      • 140 Susan P September 29, 2015 at 16:41

        Just think of how confused Harry is some day.

      • 141 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2015 at 21:42

        Sometimes I worry about everyone except myself. Since I’m un-worryable.

      • 142 Susan P September 29, 2015 at 22:15

        That way lies madness. Beware.

      • 143 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 12:43

        I’m rather mad.

      • 144 Susan P September 30, 2015 at 12:52

        Like that Mad Hatter ?

      • 145 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 12:56

        He’s such an odd chap. But cool name, you must admit.

      • 146 Susan P September 30, 2015 at 18:07

        I don’t got to admit nothing.

      • 147 Professor VJ Duke October 1, 2015 at 12:33

        *laughs* So wicked today!

      • 148 Susan P October 1, 2015 at 13:12

        Every day. You just don’t stopping pony tails to notice.

      • 149 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2015 at 13:17

        Humph noodles. I’ll steal Harry’s ponytail!

      • 150 Susan P October 4, 2015 at 20:00

        *laughing* Harry, poor lad, has not got anything like enough hair. Not anymore.

      • 151 Professor VJ Duke October 4, 2015 at 22:29

        He’s probably happy for it, I say.

      • 152 Susan P October 5, 2015 at 00:53

        Not so much. I tried to talk him into shaving his head, but…

      • 153 Professor VJ Duke October 5, 2015 at 21:14

        But…?

      • 154 Susan P October 5, 2015 at 22:40

        But he declined. He said that it’s his best side.

      • 155 Professor VJ Duke October 6, 2015 at 18:25

        *laughs* I’m sure he looks awesome with it.

      • 156 Susan P October 6, 2015 at 19:24

        Always. George helps him.

      • 157 Professor VJ Duke October 7, 2015 at 11:57

        George is a great chap, really.

      • 158 Susan P October 7, 2015 at 13:25

        He is. He’s spent the last few nights guarding the bedroom.

      • 159 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2015 at 21:00

        From what, though?

      • 160 Susan P October 10, 2015 at 13:50

        He just tells me he will watch over me and to not worry. So far, so good.

      • 161 Professor VJ Duke October 11, 2015 at 17:48

        He’s a great chap, really.

      • 162 Susan P October 11, 2015 at 17:57

        He is indeed, an amazing feline.

    • 163 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2015 at 21:37

      You dream about Schwarz in the shower? Ew. I wouldn’t put anyone through that. And you should see my bathroom! Water everywhere. And rubber ducks. BL! Now, there’s a real specimen of a specimen. I want him to bodyslam me.

      *laughs* Oh, I don’t dust those banisters. That’s for the other things to do. Then again, they might leave since I’m sorta on hard times. I was going to take Schwarz to the ball, actually. Unless you want to come. You can come with us. I will be wearing…I’m not even sure! Maybe a t-shirt and jeans. (Gronk or BL…who would win, do you suppose?)

      • 164 FictionFan September 30, 2015 at 00:14

        *laughs* Aw, rubber ducks! He’s sooo cute and adorable, isn’t he? Of course, I cover my eyes when I dream about him – I’m not cheeky!! BL wouldn’t fit in the shower! He’d have to use Niagara Falls – and a rubber turkey…

        You could use your collection of ponytails to dust with. Me?!? Go to the ball??? With you????!!!? *swoons* And Schwarzy?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *swoons* *shakes cat-hair off ballgown and waits wistfully by the door for the horses and carriage to arrive* Oh you can’t wear that! You can have a choice though – flamenco outfit (in preparation for the dancing) or a tux with a black bowtie and cummerbund. *swoons* What’s Schwarzy going to wear? *swoons*

        (Gronk! Humans always win!)

      • 165 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 12:50

        Cover your eyes…I believe that as much as I believe there’s rocks in the sand. I bet BL could survive going over Niagara falls 500 times!

        Sure, I’ll take you, if you’d like. Schwarz is coming, too. But I’m just going to cause mayhem, and because I’m not sure what to do now that PT News is in the hands of another. Oh well. Horses and carriage? Nah, it’ll be a black car. And we’ll sit in the back. I’m wearing a black shirt, white tie and white coat. Lovely, don’t you think? Schwarz…poor chap forgot his clothes.

        (*laughing* So mean!)

      • 166 FictionFan September 30, 2015 at 17:24

        But… there ARE rocks in sand!! You’re just trying to confuse me! Ooh, let’s try!

        Tchah! I knew you wouldn’t! *hangs ballgown back in wardrobe* I’m sending Schwarzy a kilt – can’t have him scaring people! Or you could lend him your Hector outfit…

      • 167 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2015 at 18:01

        *laughs* You, the sudden, so have a point. Hmm, rats. I’ve been outsmarted.

        Now, now! We were…already on the way! Sorry. Wait. You have my Hector outfit?!

      • 168 FictionFan October 1, 2015 at 01:01

        *smiles smugly* I win… again!

        Uh-huh! I believe you – but then I suspect that’s always where I go wrong! Schwarzy’s Hector outfit, I think you’ll find.

      • 169 Professor VJ Duke October 1, 2015 at 12:42

        Yes, you do. We must do something about this.

        Oh no, it’s mine. Wouldn’t fit him. Give it here. *grabs it*

      • 170 FictionFan October 1, 2015 at 16:10

        *nods* Like give me a big prize or something…

        Oh, OK, then! *gleefully hands over skirt and sandals*

      • 171 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2015 at 13:23

        A golden dagger perhaps?

        Hm. I’ve just been tricked.

      • 172 FictionFan October 2, 2015 at 16:44

        Or a chocolate one!

        *chuckles*


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