The professor is Robbed

So, I have something horribly and dastardly vexing to admit:

This professor’s picture was in the paper. It was a picture of a group hug.

But in all fairness, I was pulled into the group hug. I can’t really be blamed.

Julia Thompson (she stole my paper) published it on the front page of PT News. Just goes to show you that PT News is really struggling if that has to be on the front page.

meerkatzen

This is something of a group hug. And after seeing it, I’m not sure what the difference is betwixt a group hug and a family portrait.

But anyways and some more, why dwell on the frightful?

After this professor got home from the ball, it was rather late. So I stayed up even longer.

You know how it is: When you’re super tired and it is super late, you just never end up going to bed. It’s a wonder.

So, when the sun showed its face, the professor was waiting, just staring ahead.

I was tired.

I was messy

I was in a cranky mood.

All that was perfect for what happened next:

The doorbell rang.

Rats and a Heifer!

The professor slipped on his slippers, slipped on my robe, and slipped to the door. Quite literally, I fear.

My feet were working independently from my mind. It was ghastly and vexing.

I must admit, I was kinda miffed that I had to open the door, but whatever whynot.

It was still early. Must be sleeping, the other ones.

I looked through the peephole. Always important to do. You never want to let a real bad chap in, after all.

Door peephole, extreme close-up

A peephole

But, here’s the thing: I didn’t see anyone through the peephole, so I opened the door for a better look.

A fellow was standing there, all in black. With a hoody on.

He pointed this at me:

Space_Pilot_X_Ray_Gun_made_by_Taiyo

It’s a gun, I think.

“Move aside,” he said, “and don’t do anything. I’ve got an appointment in your house.”

I moved to the side. After all, who am I to stop him?

“Hope they come soon, your appointment,” I said as he entered,”I’m the only person here at the minute.”

He just gave a mean smile and continued to my office.

I followed, of course. After all, it was my house.

He tried to open a desk drawer; it was locked.

He went for another drawer; it was locked.

Then he looked at me. “Open these things!”

“I would,” I answered, “but I don’t have the keys.”

“Don’t believe you!” he snarled.

And that’s when LottieOllie came in.

Made me jump it did.

“PVJ,” she said, “open the drawers…or else.”

Advertisements

142 Responses to “The professor is Robbed”


  1. 1 erinkenobi2893 October 11, 2015 at 12:04

    Oh dear! This sounds bad.
    Negotiations are concluded, Tracey says. Julia agrees to return the paper, on condition that she gets a column. But she has no control over the rest of the paper, so that’s a good thing, isn’t it?

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke October 11, 2015 at 17:50

      Yes, that’s a good thing, I think. What will she put in her column, though?

      • 3 erinkenobi2893 October 11, 2015 at 17:54

        I don’t know. I think she wanted to make it into an advice column.

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke October 12, 2015 at 19:53

        Like she can give advice about anything! Deny it, please.

      • 5 erinkenobi2893 October 13, 2015 at 03:35

        We could relegate her to writing knock-knock jokes? Or doing the puzzles?

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke October 13, 2015 at 19:50

        The puzzles. I think that’s best.

      • 7 erinkenobi2893 October 13, 2015 at 20:01

        Okay! I’ll make sure that gets in the negotiations!

      • 8 Professor VJ Duke October 13, 2015 at 20:05

        Yes, please. It’s only fair.

      • 9 erinkenobi2893 October 13, 2015 at 20:10

        Tracey says she agreed right off. Apparently she was only quibbling for something to keep her on staff.

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke October 14, 2015 at 12:34

        I see. Makes me want to fire her, you know.

      • 11 erinkenobi2893 October 14, 2015 at 13:55

        Very true. :-P

  2. 12 Simply Skeptical October 8, 2015 at 22:06

    Faulty peep hole. Don’t cave prof. swallow the keys if you have to. Which is you in the group pic. They’re all really cute…. :-)

    • 13 Professor VJ Duke October 9, 2015 at 13:08

      It was an awful peep hole! Rats. I must needs replace it.

  3. 14 walt walker October 8, 2015 at 11:47

    An appointment in your house! That gave me the chuckles. What are your thoughts on defending it, your home? Might be a good time go on the defensive. Or to attack, I suppose. It’s a matter of perspective.

    • 15 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2015 at 21:16

      *nods* You’re right. Should I attack, though? After all, they are in my drawers. I keep my gummy bears in there.

      • 16 walt walker October 9, 2015 at 02:18

        Well, at this point, attack…defend…it’s all the same. You didn’t start it, did you?

      • 17 Professor VJ Duke October 9, 2015 at 13:14

        Of course not. I was drinking and resting on the couch. With a headache. I can start nothing, see.

  4. 18 Nimmi October 7, 2015 at 20:20

    Hahaha :D Group hug or a family portrait… ?? It seems like both ;) Loved it, dear! :)

    • 19 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2015 at 21:16

      Aren’t group hugs awful, Nimmi?

      • 20 Nimmi October 9, 2015 at 16:23

        Hahaha :D Well… Sometimes it gets confusing, embarrassing and funny ;P Don’t you think so…?

      • 21 Professor VJ Duke October 11, 2015 at 17:37

        You know, I would actually agree with that assessment.

      • 22 Nimmi October 11, 2015 at 17:55

        Glad to know that.. At last you agreed ;)

      • 23 Professor VJ Duke October 12, 2015 at 19:53

        I only agree every other day.

      • 24 Nimmi October 13, 2015 at 09:25

        Oh, really??? Thank you for the knowledge…. ;)

      • 25 Professor VJ Duke October 13, 2015 at 19:54

        Yes, it’s a thingy I do, see.

      • 26 Nimmi October 14, 2015 at 16:09

        Hahaha :D *Lol*

  5. 27 John W. Howell October 7, 2015 at 18:53

    I covered my eyes when I saw the gun. Is it safe to look?

    • 28 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2015 at 21:16

      It is now safe. I’ve flushed it down the toilet with the fishes from the aquarium.

      • 29 John W. Howell October 8, 2015 at 21:27

        Why the fishes? They were beautiful.

      • 30 Professor VJ Duke October 9, 2015 at 13:05

        The orange one died because the black one ate it. So…death to them both, see.

  6. 31 Debbie October 7, 2015 at 18:51

    Okay, admit it — you’re the one in the middle of the second row from the top, right? The one with that sly, wise look to his face? Yes, I knew it!! Now admit it — the group hug wasn’t half-bad!

    You let a stranger with a toy ray-gun enter your house and rummage through your desk drawers?? Why, when you’ve got that nice katana and are so skilled with it?? I’d have lopped off his head, hoodie and all!

    As for Lottie, how come she, too, has free rein at your domain?! Huff-hum and a roar! If this is the sort of thing you do when you’re deprived of sleep, dear Professor, then please…get some rest!!

    • 32 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2015 at 21:15

      *laughing* That’s me! Good one, Debbie. But I’m trying to hide. I’m also wearing a very bad face at that minute.

      You’re right! What am I thinking? I shall destroy him. But the blood will be on your hands!

      *laughing lots* She just came in! I didn’t invite her. Help me throw her out, will you.

  7. 33 Souldiergirl October 7, 2015 at 17:05

    Usually I hide when the doorbell rings! You are brave sir- yes the importance of the peephole- maybe I should write a piece about that professor- what do you think? “The importance of the peephole” dum dum dum…

    • 34 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2015 at 21:12

      Yes, please do! You must now. Hide. That’s an idea. I should hide, too. Shouldn’t I?

      • 35 Souldiergirl October 9, 2015 at 03:34

        Is someone knocking again?! Yes hide while your body quivers under your reading chair- then wait about five minutes until the knocking has stopped- slowly inch toward the door…. Is the eye staring back at you as you glance through the peephole? Or does the mystery of who was there begin to plant itself in your brilliant professor mind?? :))
        I will begin my peephole piece now!

      • 36 Professor VJ Duke October 9, 2015 at 13:14

        *laughing* Yes, now I’m completely freaked out on the matter! Can’t you just answer the door for me?

      • 37 Souldiergirl October 9, 2015 at 16:15

        Hahah! Ok but I need a bat in my hand or maybe some mace- I have some- and it even comes in a pink case! How unsuspecting ;))

      • 38 Professor VJ Duke October 11, 2015 at 17:36

        A pink case of mace! I’m most impressed. You must be a warrior, SG.

      • 39 Souldiergirl October 12, 2015 at 07:40

        Woot! I will even bedazzle it. ;)) no stone unturned professor 👍

      • 40 Professor VJ Duke October 12, 2015 at 20:04

        Bedazzle! That is such a cool word, don’t you know.

      • 41 Souldiergirl October 13, 2015 at 08:32

        Ooooh yeeeeah 😏

      • 42 Professor VJ Duke October 13, 2015 at 19:54

        Makes me think of magicians.

      • 43 Souldiergirl October 14, 2015 at 05:46

        The bedazzled mace- or the hide and seek with the importance of the peephole? 😏

      • 44 Professor VJ Duke October 14, 2015 at 12:42

        The bedazzled mace! OF course, the peephole does a bit, too, you must admit.

      • 45 Souldiergirl October 15, 2015 at 18:06

        Yes…it does 😏

      • 46 Professor VJ Duke October 20, 2015 at 12:30

        You should give me a mace for Christmas, you know.

      • 47 Souldiergirl October 21, 2015 at 23:34

        Oh yes! A bedazzled Christmas mace 🎄- special edition

      • 48 Professor VJ Duke October 22, 2015 at 13:55

        Yes! Extra sharp, please.

      • 49 Souldiergirl October 23, 2015 at 02:56

        Ok- I am going to have to enter my workshop now…

      • 50 Professor VJ Duke October 23, 2015 at 13:15

        I’ll come and watch.

  8. 51 RaineFairy October 7, 2015 at 16:40

    Quite goodlooking there! Those gyrlie pies are just estatic to be hugging you ;)

    • 52 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2015 at 21:08

      Don’t you think they’re squishing me just a bit?

      • 53 RaineFairy October 9, 2015 at 13:10

        That’s exactly the point in hugging ;) I can see you enjoyed the hugz. LOL

      • 54 Professor VJ Duke October 9, 2015 at 13:18

        I’m as unhuggable as….Jason Statham!

      • 55 RaineFairy October 9, 2015 at 14:29

        Oh but I find him so manly huggable! :D

      • 56 Professor VJ Duke October 11, 2015 at 17:30

        But he has knives!

      • 57 RaineFairy October 11, 2015 at 18:41

        Oh they’ll just probably think the katana is some kind of a new form of skateboard for them. Come on, Prof! Let them be curious, I won’t hold you responsible should anything… oh well! HAHAHA!

      • 58 Professor VJ Duke October 12, 2015 at 19:55

        *laughs* You probably would hold me responsible, madam!

      • 59 RaineFairy October 13, 2015 at 05:14

        HAHAHA! May the force be with you always, Prof VJ! :D

      • 60 Professor VJ Duke October 13, 2015 at 19:51

        And you too! (I’m such a Sith, you know)

  9. 61 L. Marie October 7, 2015 at 16:40

    A lovely group hug. Thankfully, no one was squished or left out.

    Your unexpected visitors reminds me of some good advice: always have booby-traps handy. I learned that from the movie Home Alone.

    I hope you at least gave LottieOllie a good talking to or at least a disdainful glance.

    • 62 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2015 at 21:07

      Well, there was this one chap, who was trampled, I fear. We already buried him–yesterday.

      Yes!! You’re so right. I must get me some booby-traps the sudden. Like littles cars or something.

      I will! She broke in, the bugger.

  10. 63 desertdweller29 October 7, 2015 at 15:57

    You must be the one smothered in the middle with his head turned! Dadblam paparazzis. It’s time for you to get a butler, by the way. The Professor should not be answering his own door. I assume mansions come with them. Perhaps he’s hiding in that group hug.

    • 64 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2015 at 21:05

      Now, why would you think that’s the professor?

      You know, he was in his room. I didn’t want to wake him up. But it is his job, right?

      • 65 desertdweller29 October 8, 2015 at 23:31

        Right! And he must have a proper butler name. Might I suggest Rupert? He should be fired immediately if he is sleeping on the job.

      • 66 Professor VJ Duke October 9, 2015 at 13:09

        You mean I should go and wake him up and yell at him a bit?

      • 67 desertdweller29 October 9, 2015 at 13:35

        Rouse the beast this instant!

      • 68 Professor VJ Duke October 11, 2015 at 17:28

        But if he starts swinging, I’m giving him your address, DD…

  11. 69 Little Rants October 7, 2015 at 15:13

    Omg. What’s going on?! (I love the picture.)

    • 70 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2015 at 21:04

      *laughs* They broke into my house! Can you believe this? What should I do? (Isn’t that something? Very mean creatures by the looks of it.)

  12. 71 FictionFan October 7, 2015 at 13:51

    *growls* I demand an explanation of what that creature LottaOily was doing in the Professorial mansion in the middle of the night!!!

    Awwww – the group hug looks like so much fun! Even you must admit it would be nice to be in that one! Do they really look like a Professorial family portrait? Why, the Professor must have lots of exceedingly cute and adorable brothers then… *drifts off into a quiet little reverie*

    Huh! That man with his little gun will be no match for our katana-wielding warrior – I do hope you don’t accidentally chop LoppyOwly’s head off… *drifts off into another quiet little reverie… and smiles*

    • 72 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2015 at 21:03

      Obviously she broke in! I was on the couch dozing off to horror TV. So…I don’t know if she was in there or came in through the open door! Help.

      No! I shan’t admit that at all. Imagine the stench, can’t you. *laughs* I don’t know if I’d say that. But something like that might be true.

      Should I attack them, then? Or be peaceable?

      • 73 FictionFan October 9, 2015 at 01:09

        Hmm… should I believe you? I’m not sure… I’d like to but you’re such a womaniser! Tell me, does MollieOllie have a ponytail? *eyes light up*

        Are you saying your brothers smell?!? That’s sooo rude of you! *puts in noseplugs* Still, I’m willing to risk it…

        Do you think you’re capable of being peaceable? No, nor me! Get the katana…!

      • 74 Professor VJ Duke October 9, 2015 at 13:11

        Of course you should and of course I’m not, dadblameit! No, she has short black hair. Sorta spiked. I think it’s dyed, too.

        *laughs* Sure they do! We’re right and filthy.

        Okay! I shall get it and war. But you shall be to blame!

      • 75 FictionFan October 10, 2015 at 00:21

        Well, the second part of that statement is clearly untrue so it casts even more doubt on the first part! Hmm… if you ask me, it’s worrying that you’ve clearly paid a lot of attention to how she looks… *narrows eyes*

        Lovely image! *laughs*

        I shall bask proudly in the reflected glory of your heroic-ness then…

      • 76 Professor VJ Duke October 11, 2015 at 17:42

        Well, then, you must prove it! Innocent until proven guilty, don’t you know. Well you asked! One might wonder why you’re curious, the sudden…

        I’m not a hero, I’ve decided. I’m too wicked for that.

      • 77 FictionFan October 11, 2015 at 22:50

        Hmm… well, I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt this time. *suspicious eyes* Because I always like to know what the Professor’s ladies look like…

        Good noodles! Three comments ago you were chagrined about being too good to be wicked! I can’t keep up! Heroes should always have the potential to be wicked anyway.

      • 78 Professor VJ Duke October 12, 2015 at 20:01

        Thanks bunches and tuffs. Professor’s ladies? I don’t think there are any. But I might be able to picture one… *closes eyes* Hmm.

        You can’t think on the comments of long ago. I change so much every hour not even my friends know me from time to time.

      • 79 FictionFan October 12, 2015 at 22:43

        Bet you pictured more than one!

        Oh! That hurt!

      • 80 Professor VJ Duke October 13, 2015 at 19:44

        Did not neither!

        *laughs* That’s what happens when you get old.

  13. 81 Heartafire October 7, 2015 at 13:19

    sigh, I knew it was just a matter of time before someone decided to break into your drawers. LottieOllie can’t be trusted, I remember her from West Side Story. Keep your chin up Professor, that’s you in the back in the family portrait, no? I suspect you were not “pulled” in but are hiding back there. A handsome lad you are! Have a wonderful day, stay out of trouble.

    • 82 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2015 at 20:59

      But, Hollie, I’m already in trouble! What do I do now that they’ve busted in my house? And how did you know I would be thieved from? A wonder, that.

      • 83 Heartafire October 8, 2015 at 22:18

        Hmmm,you pose some interesting questions. Change your locks , better yet move leaving no forwarding address ( that’s what I did) on the rest I will have to take the fifth,)

      • 84 Professor VJ Duke October 9, 2015 at 13:08

        Aha! So you have had a few chaps coming after you to steal things? I see.

      • 85 Heartafire October 9, 2015 at 13:59

        It’s less a problem since I got the katana. Have a fabulous week-end professor!

      • 86 Professor VJ Duke October 11, 2015 at 17:29

        You too! I must see your katana.

      • 87 Heartafire October 11, 2015 at 21:07

        Sending a photo of the katana, a barouque frame above your fireplace would be nice.

      • 88 Professor VJ Duke October 12, 2015 at 19:58

        That’d be awesome! I’d stare at it for days and days.

      • 89 Heartafire October 12, 2015 at 23:30

        It would be awesome. Sigh

      • 90 Professor VJ Duke October 13, 2015 at 19:49

        *sighs too* It’d be epic.

  14. 91 Susan P October 7, 2015 at 12:45

    I had a bad feeling about that doorbell and I was right. It’s scary how often I am right. Almost always. Except, of course, when I’m not.

    • 92 Susan P October 7, 2015 at 12:53

      And I never answer the door unless I’m in the mood. You might try that.

      • 93 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2015 at 20:57

        But I’m never in the mood see. What then?

    • 94 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2015 at 20:57

      Which is probably about 5% of the time. What should be done? What should I do, Susan?

      • 95 Susan P October 10, 2015 at 13:45

        Alas! You might dig an under ground and take weapons. I read a book where someone did that. It didn’t end well, but hey, you put down your money and you take your chances, say what?

      • 96 Professor VJ Duke October 11, 2015 at 17:47

        *laughs* But why didn’t it end well? That scares me.

      • 97 Susan P October 11, 2015 at 17:53

        As well it should. There are two escaped convicts running around the PL.

      • 98 Professor VJ Duke October 12, 2015 at 19:53

        Who are they?

      • 99 Susan P October 12, 2015 at 20:23

        Never left a card saying. What can I say?

      • 100 Professor VJ Duke October 13, 2015 at 19:39

        Ohhh…they’re secretive!

      • 101 Susan P October 13, 2015 at 20:18

        At the very least. You may want to keep an eye on them.

      • 102 Professor VJ Duke October 14, 2015 at 12:35

        Maybe even two.

      • 103 Susan P October 14, 2015 at 15:05

        Can you manage that all right? What if they are really tall?

      • 104 Professor VJ Duke October 14, 2015 at 19:41

        I’ll…jump?

      • 105 Susan P October 14, 2015 at 21:24

        And take a bag of pepper.

      • 106 Professor VJ Duke October 20, 2015 at 12:22

        Okay, just a bit.

      • 107 Susan P October 20, 2015 at 13:45

        And stir it into ground chicken livers.

      • 108 Professor VJ Duke October 21, 2015 at 12:27

        *holds ears*

      • 109 Susan P October 21, 2015 at 12:51

        That seems rude.

      • 110 Professor VJ Duke October 21, 2015 at 19:19

        Isn’t it great?

      • 111 Susan P October 21, 2015 at 23:51

        Sometimes. Maybe. Possibly….

  15. 112 PorterGirl October 7, 2015 at 12:36

    I like the photo of the group hug, I see you are there on the far right. Unmistakable! It is lucky you put a picture of a peephole there as I had just been wondering about them only this morning *laughs*
    LottieOllie! Oh no! One can only assume that there shall be much dadblamery ahead. This is what comes of staying up all night, my dear chap.

    • 113 Professor VJ Duke October 8, 2015 at 20:55

      Unmistakable?! *laughs* Goodness. Now that you say that…wow, that is me, for sure! I’m looking fancy, too. Nice. But I need to be wearing some sort of vest.

      You were wondering about one? Peepholes are so neatio, I think.

      I know…I stayed up all night, but…a chap has to do such things sometimes. It’s rather fun. Lottie…I dislike that woman!

      • 114 PorterGirl October 9, 2015 at 08:44

        I think you look just fine without the vest, you know. Very fancy indeed!
        I am thinking of having several installed, you know. So I can peep at people!
        nothing wrong with staying up all night… although it does encourage strange ladies such as Lottie to turn up unexpectedly!

      • 115 Professor VJ Duke October 9, 2015 at 13:17

        I can’t be fancy without a vest, dadblameit! *laughs* Yes, but I’m not sure how she knew I was sitting up late. Now, then, definitely get some installed. It’d be epic.

      • 116 PorterGirl October 9, 2015 at 15:21

        *laughing lots* It’s a different type of fancy! She is a dreadful wonder – I dare not think how she knew, the swamp-donkey. I shall call the Spy-hole installer this very instant!

      • 117 Professor VJ Duke October 11, 2015 at 17:35

        It’s probably the opposite of fancy! Now, swamp-donkey is such a good name for her. I shall call her that, you know.

      • 118 PorterGirl October 12, 2015 at 06:21

        *nods* I thought it suited her quite perfectly.

      • 119 Professor VJ Duke October 12, 2015 at 20:04

        It has me wondering, though: What do you suppose Donkeys get up to in the swamp?

      • 120 PorterGirl October 13, 2015 at 06:18

        The mind boggles! I am certain that they dispose of their waste products in there. And probably mate as well. That’s why swamps smell so bad.

      • 121 Professor VJ Duke October 13, 2015 at 19:53

        *laughs* Ew! But you’re right. Now I think on LO in a new light. Goodness.

      • 122 PorterGirl October 13, 2015 at 20:19

        I even heard that she is queen of the swamp donkeys *nods*

      • 123 Professor VJ Duke October 14, 2015 at 12:35

        *laughing* No! Top among the horrid things. Interesting. We should hunt her, then.

      • 124 PorterGirl October 14, 2015 at 18:15

        Hunt her to extinction! *laughing lots*

      • 125 Professor VJ Duke October 14, 2015 at 19:50

        We will go to the swamp and fetch her out!

      • 126 PorterGirl October 15, 2015 at 07:29

        Good plan! I shall bring my biggest stick.

      • 127 Professor VJ Duke October 20, 2015 at 12:28

        With needles on it.

      • 128 PorterGirl October 20, 2015 at 13:29

        And some sticky stuff *nods*

      • 129 Professor VJ Duke October 21, 2015 at 12:26

        Tar!

      • 130 PorterGirl October 21, 2015 at 13:30

        Yes! Or maple syrup.

      • 131 Professor VJ Duke October 21, 2015 at 19:23

        Maple syrup… *needs some*

      • 132 PorterGirl October 21, 2015 at 19:34

        Mmmm maple syrup…

      • 133 Professor VJ Duke October 22, 2015 at 13:47

        …with cherries…

      • 134 PorterGirl October 22, 2015 at 14:51

        … and pancakes…

      • 135 Professor VJ Duke October 23, 2015 at 02:30

        *taps fingers* Always making me hungry, you naughty beast!

      • 136 PorterGirl October 23, 2015 at 10:36

        No, no – it’s the other way around and you know it, you wicked creature!

      • 137 Professor VJ Duke October 23, 2015 at 13:19

        *laughs* I’m sweeter…than honey…from a comb!

      • 138 PorterGirl October 23, 2015 at 15:03

        *laughing lots* Oh really? I shall tell everyone that, you know.

      • 139 Professor VJ Duke October 24, 2015 at 20:12

        I command that you forget that, the sudden!

      • 140 PorterGirl October 25, 2015 at 09:30

        I promise never to mention it again, honey *wicked laugh*

      • 141 Professor VJ Duke October 26, 2015 at 20:19

        *mouth drops and eyes squint* I shall rampage.

      • 142 PorterGirl October 26, 2015 at 20:48

        *wickedest cackle ever*


Say something...anything...O Punchy Family!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s




TPL Schedule

Sunday: OFF — Day of Shalt Nots

Monday: TPL Story

Tuesday: OFF — Because I'm Gone

Wednesday: Professor Speaks

Thursday: OFF — Because Yes

Friday: OFF — All Day Sleep Does

Saturday: OFF — Blue-Footed Boobies Need Fed

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email!

Join 1,875 other followers

Follow The Punchy Lands! on WordPress.com

Blog Stats

  • 114,820 hits

Join the Professor on Twitter!

Professorish Smiley:

==[:-{)=

or

==[:-{)+

Depends on the day, see.

Punchy Argot:

1. Dadblameit.
2. Humdinger
3. Chickit
4. Chicky-woot-woot
5. Malediction
6. Rapscallion
7. Gardoobled
8. Congratulilolations
9. Togoggin
10. Gargonic
11. Two and Five Gurgles
12. Rats and a Heifer
13. Two nods, a wink, and an astroid
14. A bit, bits, and little bits
15. Huff-Hum and a Roar
16. So many thanks, I can't begin to thank you
17. Ri-do-diculous


%d bloggers like this: