Star Wars VII & Updates

Okay, the professor must have a speak or two about Star Wars VII.

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But first, a bit of an update:

See, things are off schedule at TPL. And I know that doesn’t happen often. But it’s happened. And that’s because we’re thinking of bringing back skits, but in a different way.

After all, everyone needs to hear Daddy Salami laugh.

Anyway, back to Star Wars VII.

A few quick professorish points:

1. Why do you think Luke is not on the poster? [above] Maybe he’s the Sith. Let’s hope.

2. If Luke is the Sith, I know why he has to wear a mask. To hide this beard.

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3. I need a sword like this, the sudden.

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Walt, please get it for me for Christmas. Many thanks.

4. I thought–and I could be wrong–that the Stormtroopers were former Clones, and that all the Clones looked like this:

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Not like this Stormtrooper chap from Star Wars VII:

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Unless he stole the uniform…which would be cool.

5. Finally, wouldn’t it be rather cool if Star Wars VII shed some light on something I’ve been wondering for a while…?

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I knew it!

In conclusion, this professor probably won’t see the movie. You see, I won’t be able to bear seeing another Sith die. #SithForever

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126 Responses to “Star Wars VII & Updates”


  1. 1 erinkenobi2893 November 5, 2015 at 17:19

    But if you don’t see the movie, you’ll never know if Luke was the Sith! :-P
    You’re right. Mark Hamill can’t pull off a beard as well as Ewan McGregor can. :-P
    I think all the original clones died out by this time. But apparently the Empire was recruiting average people to be stormtroopers? I don’t even know. Still, I think this fellow’s backstory promises to be the most interesting.
    Oh dear. Rosalie would be horrified. But I’m just amused X-D
    Also, pineapples. Allons-y!

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke November 5, 2015 at 21:12

      *laughing* Oh, Rosalie! I think she needs to live with a few Sith for a bit. Now, are you going to see the movie? I so what Luke to be a Sith!!

      • 3 erinkenobi2893 November 5, 2015 at 22:30

        I don’t know if I’m going to see the movie yet.
        Erm… I wouldn’t recommend it. They’d probably all be in a lot of pain before the day was out.

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke November 6, 2015 at 14:05

        You’re right. Unless the Sith win.

      • 5 erinkenobi2893 November 6, 2015 at 16:59

        Heh. I don’t think they will, somehow. But this time it’s DISNEY’S fault.

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke November 6, 2015 at 22:58

        Everything is Disney’s fault, really.

      • 7 erinkenobi2893 November 7, 2015 at 04:17

        :-P
        “The Incredibles” (great movie, by the way) is really a more family-friendly rip-off of the Fantastic Four. ironic thing is that they’re both property of Disney now since Disney bought Marvel.

      • 8 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2015 at 21:24

        So Disney ripped itself off…interesting.

      • 9 erinkenobi2893 November 8, 2015 at 21:47

        Before it bought Marvel, though. :-P

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke November 9, 2015 at 19:09

        Yeah…that doesn’t count!

      • 11 erinkenobi2893 November 10, 2015 at 15:52

        Yes. They were still copying Marvel at the time, though.

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke November 10, 2015 at 18:35

        Then they just bought them. What cads.

      • 13 erinkenobi2893 November 10, 2015 at 20:41

        Indeed!

  2. 14 Simply Skeptical October 26, 2015 at 23:23

    Well now I’m beginning to wonder just who is NOT Darth’s offspring????

    • 15 Professor VJ Duke October 28, 2015 at 19:56

      Me, for one.

      • 16 erinkenobi2893 November 5, 2015 at 17:21

        And me. I am related to Obi-Wan though. Distant cousin, you see. You can tell because my hair is auburn. :-P

      • 17 Professor VJ Duke November 5, 2015 at 21:13

        *laughs* That’s a great thing. I’m glad you’re not, you know.

      • 18 erinkenobi2893 November 5, 2015 at 22:29

        Me too. I don’t have to worry about the Skywalker Family Legacy, this way. Or the family curse, either…

      • 19 erinkenobi2893 November 5, 2015 at 17:21

        I call him Nunky sometimes. He pushed me in the lake. It was the best day of my life. :-P

      • 20 Professor VJ Duke November 5, 2015 at 21:13

        Did you push him in for revenge? I would have, see.

      • 21 erinkenobi2893 November 5, 2015 at 22:28

        Mmm… no. I smacked a cupcake in his face. :-P

      • 22 erinkenobi2893 November 5, 2015 at 17:22

        Also, I love the blog redesign! :-D

      • 23 Professor VJ Duke November 5, 2015 at 21:13

        Thanks a lot! Also, check it out: a chatroom!

      • 24 erinkenobi2893 November 5, 2015 at 22:28

        There is? *looks around* Where? *heads off in the wrong direction :-P *

      • 25 Professor VJ Duke November 6, 2015 at 14:05

        Wrong way, Erin! Rats.

      • 26 erinkenobi2893 November 6, 2015 at 17:00

        Well… where is it then??? Also, where’s the kitchen? I want to sneak into your house to make cookies because I love sneaking and baking X-D

      • 27 Professor VJ Duke November 6, 2015 at 22:58

        *laughing* What sort of cookies will you make?

      • 28 erinkenobi2893 November 7, 2015 at 04:16

        Mmm… Peanut butter. Though I kind of want to try my hand at making the ones with chocolate fudge sheets inside ;-)

      • 29 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2015 at 21:24

        That sounds tasty! You must send some to me.

      • 30 erinkenobi2893 November 8, 2015 at 21:48

        I shall do my best, professor! :-D Cookies are delicious any way. X-D

      • 31 Professor VJ Duke November 9, 2015 at 19:10

        That’s true. Hard to go wrong!

      • 32 erinkenobi2893 November 10, 2015 at 15:52

        Yes, unless one adds too much baking soda. Phooey!

      • 33 Professor VJ Duke November 10, 2015 at 18:35

        Baking soda is awful to taste. I’ve tried it.

      • 34 erinkenobi2893 November 10, 2015 at 20:41

        Too much salt is nearly as bad.

      • 35 Professor VJ Duke November 11, 2015 at 21:45

        It makes one toad-like.

      • 36 erinkenobi2893 November 12, 2015 at 05:37

        Indeed!

    • 37 erinkenobi2893 November 5, 2015 at 17:20

      Apparently he was cheating on Padme ALL OVER the universe. Scandal! :-P

      • 38 Professor VJ Duke November 5, 2015 at 21:12

        Are you serious? That bugger.

      • 39 erinkenobi2893 November 5, 2015 at 22:29

        *nods seriously*

  3. 40 Lady Dunamis October 22, 2015 at 23:13

    Are you trying to say that Darth Vader is a baby daddy? Ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    • 41 Professor VJ Duke October 23, 2015 at 02:42

      Come on! You know he is, right?

      • 42 Lady Dunamis October 23, 2015 at 11:04

        😂

      • 43 Professor VJ Duke October 23, 2015 at 13:21

        *filthy face*

  4. 44 John W. Howell October 22, 2015 at 22:36

    I have just wandered out of my cave and have to ask about your sithness.

    • 45 Professor VJ Duke October 23, 2015 at 02:42

      Haha. Ask away. I know all the dirty secrets.

      • 46 John W. Howell October 23, 2015 at 13:14

        What is a Seth? (I didn’t see that Star Wars episode.)

      • 47 Professor VJ Duke October 23, 2015 at 13:22

        Well, Seth was a Sith. And a Sith is a chap that doesn’t let the force control him, but he controls the force. He’s in control, see.

      • 48 John W. Howell October 23, 2015 at 18:18

        Ahhhh. Now I see. *trips over the foot stool*

      • 49 Professor VJ Duke October 24, 2015 at 20:18

        *laughs* That foot stool cost $500!

      • 50 John W. Howell October 24, 2015 at 20:22

        I dare say a Queen Anne

      • 51 Professor VJ Duke October 24, 2015 at 20:26

        Queen Anne used to sit on it!

      • 52 John W. Howell October 24, 2015 at 20:30

        Then the shoe polish stain is meaningful.

      • 53 Professor VJ Duke October 26, 2015 at 20:15

        Hmm…I see what you’re saying.

      • 54 John W. Howell October 26, 2015 at 21:40

        :-)

  5. 55 Debbie October 22, 2015 at 18:09

    You’re seriously NOT going to see this?? I don’t know, Professor, but I think I will. Oh, not being one of those idiots who line up all night for tickets or anything, but still. Hey, if nothing else, it might prove interesting for a ripio!! And if Walt finds a cool sword like that, tell him to look for a two-fer (I want one, too!)

    • 56 Professor VJ Duke October 23, 2015 at 02:41

      *laughing* I’ll tell Walt to get us all swords.

      I don’t know…I might see it. Do you think Domer might?

      • 57 Debbie October 23, 2015 at 14:20

        Definitely — he told me so the other night that he was! Tell Walt Thank You for me!

      • 58 Professor VJ Duke October 24, 2015 at 20:11

        I thought he might! I shall.

  6. 59 FictionFan October 22, 2015 at 17:41

    Forget DS’s laugh – I want to hear Schwarzy’s singing!

    • 60 Professor VJ Duke October 23, 2015 at 02:39

      Schwarz’s singing! Yes, that is special stuff, I must admit. So melodic.

      • 61 FictionFan October 23, 2015 at 20:14

        I know! I think that’s why you stopped doing the skits – you were so jealous of his talent…

      • 62 Professor VJ Duke October 24, 2015 at 20:20

        *nods* You got me. I was so jealous, it was crazy.

  7. 63 Heartafire October 22, 2015 at 15:56

    I have noticed that TPL is a bit off schedule based on the schedule but must commend you on a fine job. thanks for the heads up regarding Star Wars. i look forward to what’s going in the world of D S. have a wonderful day Prof.

    • 64 Professor VJ Duke October 23, 2015 at 02:37

      Yes, I don’t stick to the schedule very well, do I? *guilty* You have a great day, too! So…are you going to see Star Wars?

      • 65 Heartafire October 23, 2015 at 03:13

        I detest science fiction and yet I have endured all of the Star Wars series…I may run screaming through the streets, I was not even aware of the new Vll. ye gad.

      • 66 Professor VJ Duke October 23, 2015 at 13:17

        Really? *narrows one professorish eye* Really didn’t know? Well, then, I say…go see something different. Like…Kung Fu Panda.

      • 67 Heartafire October 23, 2015 at 13:18

        That is more my speed. Thank you for suggestion. :-)

      • 68 Professor VJ Duke October 23, 2015 at 13:23

        Mine too! I love that movie. I’m actually the Panda.

      • 69 Heartafire October 23, 2015 at 13:52

        like I didn’t know that!

      • 70 Professor VJ Duke October 24, 2015 at 20:09

        You knew that?! *impressed*

      • 71 Heartafire October 25, 2015 at 02:01

        Aren’t you in the credits? Smiles

      • 72 Professor VJ Duke October 26, 2015 at 20:18

        Just a little bit…but yes!

      • 73 Heartafire October 27, 2015 at 02:33

        I thought I saw you there!

      • 74 Professor VJ Duke October 28, 2015 at 20:01

        I was hiding!

      • 75 Heartafire October 28, 2015 at 20:02

        oh, you are sly, and wicked!

      • 76 Professor VJ Duke October 28, 2015 at 20:23

        How wicked?

      • 77 Heartafire October 28, 2015 at 20:28

        wickedly wicked! Don’t get chuffed. (you might want to tell me what that means in case it is something highly inapropriate).

      • 78 Professor VJ Duke November 3, 2015 at 13:40

        Chuffed? *laughs* It means…highly happy. Umm…honored, almost.

      • 79 Heartafire November 3, 2015 at 16:48

        oh, then I am definitely chuffed! :-)

      • 80 Professor VJ Duke November 4, 2015 at 14:53

        Yes! That’s the spirit, madam.

      • 81 Heartafire November 4, 2015 at 14:55

        :-)

      • 82 Professor VJ Duke November 4, 2015 at 15:00

        ==[:-{)=

      • 83 Heartafire November 4, 2015 at 15:07

        like the hat!

      • 84 Professor VJ Duke November 5, 2015 at 13:53

        Isn’t it something? *is chuffed*

  8. 85 walt walker October 22, 2015 at 15:38

    Well now it wouldn’t be the first time a non-ST got their hands on a ST suit, eh what? BTW, they’re white like yours. Have you tried one? Might suit you.

    • 86 Professor VJ Duke October 23, 2015 at 02:37

      You know, you’re right: this professor would look stunning in one. Would you like me to get you one, too?

      • 87 walt walker October 23, 2015 at 02:49

        Yes, if you’re going to pick one up, get me one too. Get me one of the originals, if you would. Not one of the ones they had on Endor, or what have you. You know, the moon planet. Not that one. I wan’t to look like I’m one of the fellows on the Death Star. They were quite spicy.

      • 88 Professor VJ Duke October 23, 2015 at 13:15

        *gulps* See, here’s the scary thing, I thought the one’s on Endor were the same ones as on the Death Star. Oh, wait, I know what you mean! I love the ones on Endor. With the shrunken chin. Are you sure?

  9. 89 desertdweller29 October 22, 2015 at 15:35

    Okay . . .

    1. Luke is not on the poster because he’s aged in Wooky years — the beard is a dead giveaway.

    2. Correct.

    3. Christmas is coming!

    4. Clones have costume changes. It’s in the contract.

    5. Holy Batman, you’re right!

    Now don’t be a party-pooper. You must see the movie! It can’t possibly be as bad as the prequels. They’d have to go out of their way for that.

    I’m intrigued PL skits are making a comeback! Do we get free popcorn?

    • 90 Professor VJ Duke October 23, 2015 at 02:36

      1. *laughs* Okay, you do have a great point right there. I’m wowed that he ages in Wooky years, though. That must be explained.
      3. Not soon enough! *dreams of sugar plums and bean sprouts*
      4. A contract? They have contracts?!
      5. Isn’t it something? Batman…wow. Looking at him through new eyes.

      But I loved the prequels! See, the original three…they were the horrid ones…

      Free popcorn and free everything else. We’re all about free here. This is like the government, after all.

      • 91 desertdweller29 October 23, 2015 at 04:21

        Wooky years means instead of wrinkles you acquire facial hair, right? Yay! Free popcorn! Are you going back to your old format of voice productions?

      • 92 Professor VJ Duke October 23, 2015 at 13:17

        Oh! I see. Yes, I’m thinking you’re right. Yes, I think so…but maybe video this time? With the professor?

      • 93 desertdweller29 October 23, 2015 at 13:39

        Love it! Very exciting stuff to look forward to…

      • 94 Professor VJ Duke October 24, 2015 at 20:08

        I must get to the dastardly work now!

  10. 95 PorterGirl October 22, 2015 at 15:04

    I thought the schedule was just being random, but now I know the truth I am most excited! I have missed the laugh of DS more than words can say.
    I think you make some good points about Star Wars. I am secretly hoping that Luke dies in some horrible way, to make things more interesting.

    • 96 Professor VJ Duke October 23, 2015 at 02:31

      I’m working on it! Also, some weeks, I must admit, I feel horribly random. And filthy. I’m always filthy. Quite right! Must bring back the voices.

      *laughing lots* Do you hate Luke?

      • 97 PorterGirl October 23, 2015 at 10:38

        I know how you feel, some weeks I am almost imaginary, I’m so random. A wicked, filthy, dastardly warrior!
        I find him a bit annoying, truth be told.

      • 98 Professor VJ Duke October 23, 2015 at 13:20

        *laughs* That’s funny. Being imaginary might be cool. But you’re not allowed to be imaginary. That’s quite right!

        Yes, very whiny. If he sang, it would sound like Sam S.

      • 99 PorterGirl October 23, 2015 at 15:03

        I am not allowed? Well! I always want to do things I am not allowed to do.
        And if he played guitar – he would sound like SS’s brother!

      • 100 Professor VJ Duke October 24, 2015 at 20:13

        *laughs* Why you wicked thing! I still won’t allow it, however.

        *laughing lots* How we pick on SS!

      • 101 PorterGirl October 25, 2015 at 09:31

        I am as wicked as a beast with a degree in wickedness from the university of wicked *laughs*
        He deserves everything he gets!

      • 102 Professor VJ Duke October 26, 2015 at 20:20

        *laughs* I do love that. Please take me to the university of wicked, please. Pretty double pleases.

      • 103 PorterGirl October 26, 2015 at 20:48

        Okey dokey, we shall go on Thursday.I shall pack some sasandwiches.

      • 104 Professor VJ Duke October 28, 2015 at 19:55

        Great! I love sasandwiches.

      • 105 PorterGirl October 28, 2015 at 20:03

        Pah to typos, I say. Unless sasandwiches are a thing now.

      • 106 Professor VJ Duke October 28, 2015 at 20:24

        *laughing* I’m just picking on you.

      • 107 PorterGirl October 29, 2015 at 07:07

        Hmm! No change there, I see! *laughs*

      • 108 Professor VJ Duke November 3, 2015 at 13:47

        I’m an unrepentant professor.

      • 109 PorterGirl November 3, 2015 at 14:38

        I wouldn’t have you any other way.

      • 110 Professor VJ Duke November 4, 2015 at 14:50

        It does have a ring to it.

  11. 111 Susan P October 22, 2015 at 14:31

    Nice. An apology that doesn’t explain anything! ;)

    • 112 Susan P October 22, 2015 at 14:32

      I bet Mr Darcy would make a great sith.

      • 113 Professor VJ Duke October 23, 2015 at 02:29

        You know, I think you have something there. They probably wouldn’t even need a Vader mask either!

      • 114 Susan P October 24, 2015 at 00:26

        Really??

    • 115 Professor VJ Duke October 23, 2015 at 02:28

      Isn’t that just like me?

      • 116 Susan P October 24, 2015 at 00:30

        Well, you’ve been getting stranger lately. Where will this all end?

      • 117 Professor VJ Duke October 24, 2015 at 20:24

        Have I really? *hangs head*

      • 118 Susan P October 24, 2015 at 21:29

        On no you don’t. It is good to keep you enemies guessing. It doesn’t work with Mexican dogs, though.

      • 119 Professor VJ Duke October 26, 2015 at 20:17

        Yes, those buggers just aren’t fair. We shouldn’t play with them.

      • 120 Susan P October 27, 2015 at 00:05

        You could try a rat trap.

      • 121 Professor VJ Duke October 28, 2015 at 20:01

        Hmm…it is a thought.

      • 122 Susan P October 29, 2015 at 00:36

        I would calm FF if you did.

      • 123 Professor VJ Duke November 3, 2015 at 13:45

        I might give it a go.

      • 124 Susan P November 4, 2015 at 01:51

        Go where?

      • 125 Professor VJ Duke November 4, 2015 at 14:58

        To the moon?

      • 126 Susan P November 10, 2015 at 21:50

        Maaat


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