Tea Shop

Have you ever been behind someone in a line, getting vexed to many deaths?

Oh come on! You know you have.

This is how it went down: The professor wanted a cup of tea, but he had naught.

Unknown

So, I searched for a Tea Shop, and I found one. And it was so close to my home, that I could probably stretch myself to the entrance of the establishment.

Of course, I didn’t stretch, ’cause I’d probably break, so I walked instead.

“I’ll be back in a minute or two or three…” I yelled.

There was a mumble from the kitchen. My analysts only do their job so well, see.

It was a cold, sunny day. A day that’s not made for walking. But I walked anyway, just to prove I could.

And then, I entered the Tea Shop.

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Now, here’s the wicked point: Daddy Salami was standing there, trying to checkout with a basket-load of tea.

“Listen,” he was saying, “I wanna buy this tea, cur-face.”

The young girl–who was doing the check-outing–gasped. See, not used to being called cur, don’t you know.

“Don’t you dare call me that!” she said.

“I’ll call you what I want, cur-belly!”

Now, during this time, this professor had chosen his tea, and I was waiting–rather impatiently, I must add–to try some.

“Cur-belly?” the young girl said.

She disappeared into the back.

Salami turned to me. “Where’d she go?” he asked.

“Not sure, I answered, but good job, I say. We shall never get our tea now.”

Salami laughed. “I’ll just leave with mine.”

He left. It was quite a thing.

And that’s when the young girl returned with an older girl.

Rats.

“Why are you giving my sister problems?” she asked. And she was cranky, I could tell.

I was about to say something, but the younger girl interrupted. “That’s not him! Where is the red-haired guy?”

“He walked out,” I answered.

“You let him?!” the older girl asked. “You’re no gentleman!”

“I know,” I admitted. “I’m a filthy beast.”

“Get out!”

And I did.

Without my tea.

After a few paces, I ran into Daddy Salami again. He was reselling the tea he’d taken and making a good profit.

I bought some.

[It turns out, those girls are actually Ms. Higgins‘ daughters.]

And I’m thinking on revenge.

Moral: Don’t try to buy tea from a cur-belly.

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169 Responses to “Tea Shop”


  1. 1 bardictale October 31, 2015 at 21:04

    Oh dear. You should have put on a disguise and walked back in!

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke November 3, 2015 at 13:51

      I should’ve! Imagine. I’m still embarrassed about it.

  2. 3 Freakishly Fangirlish October 30, 2015 at 19:48

    “I know???” You should have yelled at her for calling you ungentlemanly. That is an outrage. Everyone knows that only gentlemen drink tea.

    • 4 Professor VJ Duke November 3, 2015 at 13:50

      You’re so right! I should’ve. She was being unfair for sure. Also, great to see you, Em! How’ve you been?

      • 5 Freakishly Fangirlish November 3, 2015 at 18:25

        Hello! i am doing well, thank you! Haha, every time I go onto wordpress to delete my blog, I end up seeing all you lovely people, and I can’t bring myself to say goodbye!

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke November 4, 2015 at 14:55

        Yes, that’s it! I’ve hoped you’d come back. And I’ve just subscribed to your blog! I shall haunt you forever. How’s youth group at church? I’ve been doing lots of audio work at my church.

      • 7 Freakishly Fangirlish November 4, 2015 at 15:26

        That’s cool! I tried learning how to run the tech board at school, but the guy started off by saying that there was math involved, so I left. xD I’m not really going to my youth group anymore… I’m too busy with school right now, but I hope to go back in a few months maybe.

      • 8 Professor VJ Duke November 5, 2015 at 13:54

        Oh nice! *laughs* There’s not too much math involved, but it can get vexing at times. Just have to stay atop of it. *nods* Yeah, school must be busy. It always is, I’m thinking. How’s your bro?

      • 9 Freakishly Fangirlish November 5, 2015 at 15:09

        Ugh, don’t even get me started on physics. It is of the devil. Haha, my brother is good…as annoying as ever. XD

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke November 5, 2015 at 21:11

        Physics! I love physics. You must reconsider. *laughing lots* That sounds swell.

      • 11 Freakishly Fangirlish November 6, 2015 at 14:43

        My entire class is failing physics. It’s terrible. Luckily my mom found a tutor, because I got a 38 on my test this week….:'(

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke November 6, 2015 at 22:55

        Really? Oh dear. Physics isn’t easy, that’s for sure. But you’ll fetch it out in no time.

      • 13 Freakishly Fangirlish November 7, 2015 at 22:58

        I hope so! I kinda need to pass this class. XD

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2015 at 21:29

        You will. I just know it.

      • 15 Freakishly Fangirlish November 9, 2015 at 15:19

        Honestly, I don’t mind the bad grades, because I know I’m trying my best. But whenever you fail something, they send an email to your parents, so my dad’s been getting all these emails saying I failed a test. I just hate that he knows…

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke November 9, 2015 at 19:16

        *nods* Yeah, I know what you mean. But don’t worry about it, I say. Just work hard, and you’re doing your duty. That’s what really matters.

      • 17 Freakishly Fangirlish November 4, 2015 at 15:26

        How is life in the Punch Lands? I’ve been missing out!

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke November 5, 2015 at 13:55

        You have! It’s great. Starting on a new schedule next week. Some audio and vid stuff…and…just fun, really!

      • 19 Freakishly Fangirlish November 5, 2015 at 15:09

        Awesome! The school WiFi blocks The Punch Lands, but when I get home, I’ll go catch up on everything.

      • 20 Professor VJ Duke November 5, 2015 at 21:11

        Monday we’ll be starting a new thingy.

      • 21 Freakishly Fangirlish November 6, 2015 at 14:44

        YAY! I can’t wait to see!! :P

      • 22 Professor VJ Duke November 6, 2015 at 22:55

        Aw, thanks! It will be awesome.

      • 23 Freakishly Fangirlish November 7, 2015 at 22:58

        I’m sure it will be!

      • 24 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2015 at 21:29

        And crazy. I’m wondering about doing vids, see.

      • 25 Freakishly Fangirlish November 9, 2015 at 15:19

        That sounds awesome!

      • 26 Professor VJ Duke November 9, 2015 at 19:16

        *laughs* Thanks, Em!

  3. 27 erinkenobi2893 October 30, 2015 at 11:51

    I’d do anything for a cup of tea, too, Professor!
    Also, hello! I was exposed to an excess of gamma radiation and developed a superpower: spontaneous unintentional teleportation. And I haven’t been able to stick with anything ever since. -_-

    • 28 Professor VJ Duke November 3, 2015 at 13:49

      *laughing* Don’t feel down! This is a good thing. You can use this power for good, I say.

      • 29 erinkenobi2893 November 3, 2015 at 14:18

        Probably. If I ever figure out… *teleports again*

      • 30 Professor VJ Duke November 4, 2015 at 14:49

        I do wish I could teleport.

      • 31 erinkenobi2893 November 4, 2015 at 20:40

        It’s not all it’s cracked up to be. :-P

      • 32 Professor VJ Duke November 5, 2015 at 14:01

        It sounds as if you’re suffering.

      • 33 erinkenobi2893 November 5, 2015 at 14:24

        It’s a bit frustrating to be in the middle of something and then ZAP! Gone.
        One time I teleported into a secret research facility. That was a harrowing several minutes before I teleported out again.

      • 34 Professor VJ Duke November 5, 2015 at 21:08

        You mean you can’t control it?

      • 35 erinkenobi2893 November 5, 2015 at 21:09

        Not at all. It’s why I keep disappearing.

      • 36 Professor VJ Duke November 5, 2015 at 21:17

        Oh dear. Appear here and I’ll hold on to you. That might work.

      • 37 erinkenobi2893 November 5, 2015 at 22:26

        Or I might accidentally teleport you too…

      • 38 Professor VJ Duke November 6, 2015 at 14:04

        Well, I might like that…

      • 39 erinkenobi2893 November 6, 2015 at 17:00

        Heh. But you never know where we’d end up. Beijing, perhaps. Or Gallifrey!

      • 40 Professor VJ Duke November 6, 2015 at 22:59

        Gallifrey! Let’s go there.

      • 41 erinkenobi2893 November 7, 2015 at 04:15

        Um… we sort of can’t. It’s been removed from time and placed in a pocket dimension. Complicated astrophysics… stuff.

      • 42 Professor VJ Duke November 8, 2015 at 21:24

        Goodness me.

      • 43 erinkenobi2893 November 8, 2015 at 21:48

        Yup. *pops the ‘p’*

  4. 44 Heartafire October 28, 2015 at 20:15

    I am chuffed! royally chuffed. DS is a trouble-maker, off he goes leaving you looking the bad guy. Those girls will be fine after a few years of therapy, don’t you worry!

    • 45 Professor VJ Duke October 28, 2015 at 20:24

      So you mean it was fine what happened? *relieved*

      • 46 Heartafire October 28, 2015 at 20:25

        you are a victim professor, carry on with your bad self.

      • 47 Professor VJ Duke November 3, 2015 at 13:39

        I know. I should be sweeter, I’m thinking.

      • 48 Heartafire November 3, 2015 at 16:49

        No, wicked is good.

      • 49 Professor VJ Duke November 4, 2015 at 14:53

        Wicked is the best, I’ve heard.

      • 50 Heartafire November 4, 2015 at 14:54

        You only live once, might as well make it wicked!

      • 51 Professor VJ Duke November 4, 2015 at 14:59

        That is such good advice. You are perfect at giving advice.

      • 52 Heartafire November 4, 2015 at 15:08

        especially wicked advice…the only advice I have.

      • 53 Professor VJ Duke November 5, 2015 at 13:54

        Well, that’s okay, I say.

      • 54 Heartafire November 5, 2015 at 14:30

        I had a feeling it would be.

      • 55 Professor VJ Duke November 5, 2015 at 21:09

        I feel right at home.

      • 56 Heartafire November 5, 2015 at 22:42

        bad to the bone!

      • 57 Professor VJ Duke November 6, 2015 at 14:06

        And we do dirty deeds.

      • 58 Heartafire November 6, 2015 at 14:32

        we do ? Yes! we do.

      • 59 Professor VJ Duke November 6, 2015 at 22:54

        We do! Dirt cheep, too.

  5. 60 Simply Skeptical October 26, 2015 at 23:29

    Well of all the unjust…. Revenge I say. I think….

    • 61 Professor VJ Duke October 28, 2015 at 19:56

      Revenge it is, SS.

  6. 62 E. October 25, 2015 at 19:26

    But what did the girl do to deserve being called a cur?

    • 63 Professor VJ Duke October 26, 2015 at 20:22

      Nothing at all. Now, do you suppose I was wrong in taking the tea?

      • 64 E. October 26, 2015 at 21:58

        Well it certainly wasn’t fair of you to take the tea without paying for it. Now the girl will get in trouble at get job!

      • 65 Professor VJ Duke October 28, 2015 at 19:56

        That’s true! Oh dear. You’re making me feel bad.

      • 66 E. October 28, 2015 at 20:01

        Empathy is a hard lesson to learn, Professor.

      • 67 Professor VJ Duke October 28, 2015 at 20:23

        But I”m heartless…

      • 68 E. October 30, 2015 at 07:39

        I very much doubt that.

      • 69 Professor VJ Duke November 3, 2015 at 13:49

        You do? Why?

      • 70 E. November 3, 2015 at 17:55

        Because I’m a skeptic!

      • 71 Professor VJ Duke November 4, 2015 at 14:55

        But I’m so heartless, E, that all the girls are scared of me.

  7. 72 jeanixAngel October 25, 2015 at 01:23

    :D … it’s really not fair professor… i’m looking forward for your next post… i hope it also like this, being mistaken… :D.. peace professor…

    • 73 Professor VJ Duke October 26, 2015 at 20:18

      Do you think every one likes declaring war on me?

      • 74 jeanixAngel October 27, 2015 at 00:37

        :D

  8. 75 John W. Howell October 24, 2015 at 18:58

    Mistaked for a gentleman. Tsk tsk

    • 76 Professor VJ Duke October 24, 2015 at 20:24

      Isn’t that annoying when that happens?

      • 77 John W. Howell October 24, 2015 at 20:31

        I don’t know never have been mistaken for a gentleman.

      • 78 Professor VJ Duke October 26, 2015 at 20:15

        Not even once?

      • 79 John W. Howell October 26, 2015 at 21:39

        Well yeah once. Didn’t end well. A duel.

      • 80 Professor VJ Duke October 28, 2015 at 19:55

        *laughs* You must’ve won, too.

      • 81 John W. Howell October 28, 2015 at 20:49

        Well let’s say we both walked away.

      • 82 Professor VJ Duke November 3, 2015 at 13:41

        I insist that you won.

      • 83 John W. Howell November 3, 2015 at 15:07

        Okay. I only had one bullet hole he had two so you are right.

      • 84 Professor VJ Duke November 4, 2015 at 14:50

        *laughing* A bloody past you had.

      • 85 John W. Howell November 4, 2015 at 16:52

        Si.

  9. 86 Susan P October 24, 2015 at 00:06

    Tsk tsk. I thought you were a gentleman, sir.

    • 87 Professor VJ Duke October 24, 2015 at 20:22

      Isn’t that how a gentleman would act?

  10. 88 Lady Dunamis October 23, 2015 at 23:18

    Ya know, I am having a hard time envisioning you as a filthy beast. I would have thought your appearance was totally upper class. Like those dudes who show up at the select men’s club for a taste of bourbon. I’m gonna need to see what a filthy beast such as yourself looks like ya know. I am not convinced.

    BTW, that tea looks pipping hot and delicious. I am having caffeine withdrawals from abstaining from coffee and me thinks you have persuaded me to go the way of drinking a cup of tea per day.

    • 89 Susan P October 24, 2015 at 00:12

      Green tea, they tell me, is good for you.

      • 90 Lady Dunamis October 24, 2015 at 00:25

        I’ve tried and one cup makes me barf. 😝 I am not sure what’s the deal.

      • 91 Susan P October 24, 2015 at 00:29

        Hmm… I don’t do tea in any case. There is something in tea that makes my heart go crazy.

      • 92 Professor VJ Duke October 24, 2015 at 20:24

        That’s why it’s good to be heartless, see. Another good reason.

      • 93 Susan P October 24, 2015 at 21:28

        Well…not entirely heartless. I prefer decaffeinated. You might like to try that.

      • 94 Professor VJ Duke October 26, 2015 at 20:17

        That does sound interesting, I must admit.

      • 95 Susan P October 27, 2015 at 00:06

        With honey and raspberry syrup.

      • 96 Professor VJ Duke October 28, 2015 at 20:01

        There’s no such thing as honey syrup!

      • 97 Susan P October 29, 2015 at 00:37

        You are misinterpreted
        It is honey, and raspberry syrup. Just stop that, okay?

      • 98 Professor VJ Duke November 3, 2015 at 13:45

        *laughs* I shan’t say a thing.

      • 99 Susan P November 4, 2015 at 01:56

        No way..

      • 100 Lady Dunamis October 24, 2015 at 23:15

        Guess I will stick to Earl Grey. Yum! 😀

      • 101 Susan P October 25, 2015 at 01:36

        Yerba Mate –
        http://guayaki.com/mate/130/Yerba-Mate.html

      • 102 Lady Dunamis October 25, 2015 at 15:39

        Thank you. I will be on the lookout. I am starting to feel much better and this would be a good time to find a substitute before I have a weak moment and relapse.

      • 103 Susan P October 25, 2015 at 23:21

        I drank it for awhile, but it got to be difficult getting the stuff. Anyway, it’s an acquired taste, but it is good with raw honey.

      • 104 Professor VJ Duke October 26, 2015 at 20:18

        That scares me.

      • 105 Susan P October 27, 2015 at 00:03

        The man who scares people half to death is afraid of tea?

      • 106 Professor VJ Duke October 28, 2015 at 20:00

        I scare people?!

      • 107 Susan P October 29, 2015 at 00:35

        Yes, you. There are enough of you to take over the world.

      • 108 Professor VJ Duke November 3, 2015 at 13:44

        Will you help?

      • 109 Susan P November 4, 2015 at 01:51

        I shall prepare a homecoming feast for the survivors.

      • 110 Professor VJ Duke November 4, 2015 at 14:58

        With plenty of banana bread.

      • 111 Susan P November 10, 2015 at 21:51

        I thought it was cranberry bread?

      • 112 Professor VJ Duke November 11, 2015 at 21:48

        Cranberry bread…that sounds wondrous.

      • 113 Susan P November 12, 2015 at 03:12

        Without nuts.

      • 114 Susan P November 10, 2015 at 21:51

        Let me see them.

      • 115 Professor VJ Duke October 26, 2015 at 20:17

        Ooo, give me a cup, Lady!

      • 116 Professor VJ Duke October 24, 2015 at 20:23

        Hmm….you’re making this up!

      • 117 Lady Dunamis October 24, 2015 at 23:28

        Laughing. 😀 hilarious chap you are. Now why would I lie about that?

      • 118 Professor VJ Duke October 26, 2015 at 20:18

        To make me look bad!

      • 119 Professor VJ Duke October 24, 2015 at 20:22

        Yes! That’s why I was vexed when those girls threw me out, dadblameit!

      • 120 Susan P October 24, 2015 at 20:40

        What will you do about it?

      • 121 Professor VJ Duke October 26, 2015 at 20:16

        Not much. I’m lazy like that, see.

      • 122 Susan P October 27, 2015 at 00:12

        and what will you do if he bites you?

      • 123 Professor VJ Duke October 28, 2015 at 20:01

        Bite him back!

      • 124 Susan P October 29, 2015 at 00:39

        Poor thing. Human mouths are dirtier than dog mouths.

      • 125 Professor VJ Duke November 3, 2015 at 13:45

        I believe that as much as I believe nothing, see.

    • 126 Professor VJ Duke October 24, 2015 at 20:22

      Oh…I see. I’d like to be one of those chaps at the men’s club. But see, I’ve got a filthy heart, I mean. But that doesn’t work, does it? Since I’m heartless and all. I’m not sure know. You’ve confused me, Lady!

      Yes! Tea is better than coffee. And it isn’t black, you know.

      • 127 Lady Dunamis October 24, 2015 at 23:24

        Well, if you are heartless then there is no way it can be filthy. Does that mean your an alien who likes light colored tea? Lol!

        As for me I am a fan of Earl Grey. Such good deliciousness ya know.

      • 128 Professor VJ Duke October 26, 2015 at 20:17

        *laughing lots* All of that is so confusing, I think it’s your fault, the sudden. I do think I’m an alien.

        With cherry flavoring in it?

      • 129 Lady Dunamis October 27, 2015 at 13:35

        Cherry flavoring for tea! Might as well drink cough syrup. 😝

      • 130 Professor VJ Duke October 28, 2015 at 20:03

        Hey now! That’s unfair to the cherry species.

      • 131 Lady Dunamis October 28, 2015 at 21:40

        Gross…

      • 132 Professor VJ Duke November 3, 2015 at 13:41

        *holds ears* I can’t hear you, the sudden.

  11. 133 FictionFan October 23, 2015 at 19:10

    Oooooh! Big sisters are very, very scary people!! You were lucky to escape unharmed! The old sausage has been skipping his Charm School lessons again, hasn’t he? I wouldn’t go for revenge if I were you – seems to me those sisters might be tough opponents… *fears for the Professor*

    • 134 Susan P October 24, 2015 at 00:05

      Yes, we are. I am very dangerous. Mostly to myself, but hey, no one specified.

      • 135 Professor VJ Duke October 24, 2015 at 20:22

        How dangerous?

      • 136 Susan P October 24, 2015 at 20:39

        I tripped over the door of my daughter’s dishwasher.

      • 137 Professor VJ Duke October 26, 2015 at 20:16

        Did it hurt?

      • 138 Susan P October 27, 2015 at 00:12

        It still hurts. But I’m okay. Mostly.

      • 139 Professor VJ Duke October 28, 2015 at 20:01

        *shudders* It would’ve stung.

      • 140 Susan P October 29, 2015 at 00:39

        Naw. I’m a second cousin of Wonder Woman. She’s prettier, but I’m smarter.

      • 141 Professor VJ Duke November 3, 2015 at 13:46

        That’s cool. Who’s stronger?

      • 142 Susan P November 4, 2015 at 01:57

        That depends on how much you have eaten.

    • 143 Professor VJ Duke October 24, 2015 at 20:18

      But a big sister vs. the professor isn’t a very good match, don’t you know. Well, I’m sure DS isn’t too worried about charm–like most gentlemen, see. Should I make them a peace offering?

      • 144 FictionFan October 25, 2015 at 19:00

        Depends on the big sister! *shudders* Gentlemen should always be charming – otherwise they’re just men! DS needs lessons more than most, though, I fear. You should! Or alternatively start drinking coffee…

      • 145 Professor VJ Duke October 26, 2015 at 20:20

        BUS is a good Big Sister and you know it! But I’m not charming at all. I’m charm-less, don’t you know. You must teach DS for us all. I think.

        *laughs* Oh no…coffee kills me.

      • 146 FictionFan October 26, 2015 at 23:46

        I could give her to you! Don’t forget to pick up the parcel though – she might get riled if she’s left in the mail office too long. Oh, you can be charming when you want to be! *nods* I’d soon sort him out…

        Definitely not American!

      • 147 Professor VJ Duke October 28, 2015 at 19:57

        I wouldn’t leave her in the mail! Imagine me doing that. What a wicked thought. Oh no, I’m hopelessly charmless.

        I am!!!

  12. 148 sonmi upon the Cloud October 23, 2015 at 16:31

    Hahahahahaha. You are a filthy beast! This line is excellent

    “Have you ever been behind someone in a line, getting vexed to many deaths?” – I may steal it.

    – sonmi stealing and pegging it upon the Cloud

    • 149 Professor VJ Duke October 24, 2015 at 20:16

      Horribly filthy, Sonmi! And there’s nothing we can do about it.

      *laughs* You have been, then!

  13. 150 desertdweller29 October 23, 2015 at 15:44

    Daddy Salami is a cur-belly and you’re a filthy beast! Those poor girls. I shall spike their teas with a little rum to forget you brutes.

    • 151 Professor VJ Duke October 24, 2015 at 20:14

      *laughing* Well, how semi-mean of you, too! But…was I really awful?

  14. 152 Debbie October 23, 2015 at 15:17

    Professor, I’m so fixated on that steaming cup of tea and that delightful little tea shop, the sudden! What was DS thinking, stealing a basket full of tea and reselling it on the street? And you, sir — you’re enabling him in his life of crime! These poor girls didn’t stand a chance, you know. Having Ms. Higgins as a mother in no way could have prepared them for the likes of DS!!

    • 153 Professor VJ Duke October 24, 2015 at 20:14

      I know, I know. But…see? You were memorized by the tea, too, and when the girls ordered me out…why…I had to get some tea. And DS was selling it at a profit (since he didn’t buy it)–it was just perfect. Now, I have tea. I shall go back to the store, and offer a peace offering, if you think that’s better.

  15. 154 PorterGirl October 23, 2015 at 14:59

    *laughing lots* This is the most alarming thing that has ever happened in a tea shop, I’ll wager! The poor girl – DS can be rather vexing to the uninitiated. I bet he is brilliant at rude word Scrabble, however.
    Now I fancy a cup of tea! It doesn’t take much, in truth.

    • 155 Professor VJ Duke October 24, 2015 at 20:11

      I might feel a bit bad for the girls, but tea is tea, see. If I can’t get it there, you must get it there. And if you can’t get it there, you get it wherever you can. That’s a rule.

      DS would be brilliant! Maybe. You still might win, you know.

      • 156 PorterGirl October 25, 2015 at 09:27

        One has to be surprisingly sturdy to oversee tea, you know. It is one of the most powerful substances on earth but is in disguise as a gentle thing. Rather like myself.
        I shall give it my very best shot!

      • 157 Professor VJ Duke October 26, 2015 at 20:19

        *laughing* Like yourself! I think you’re right. You are quite like tea now, the sudden.

      • 158 PorterGirl October 26, 2015 at 20:47

        *is incredibly chuffed* That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me ever.

      • 159 Professor VJ Duke October 28, 2015 at 19:54

        *laughing* That is hilarious. Surely not the nicest!

      • 160 PorterGirl October 28, 2015 at 20:03

        It might be, you know.

      • 161 Professor VJ Duke October 28, 2015 at 20:23

        Oh dear. I shall have to compliment you then.

      • 162 PorterGirl October 29, 2015 at 07:07

        A nice cup of tea will do just as well, I am thinking. I don’t want to put you out *laughs*

      • 163 Professor VJ Duke November 3, 2015 at 13:46

        *laughing* Here goes: You’re a great lady.

      • 164 PorterGirl November 3, 2015 at 14:37

        Aww! Now then – THAT is the nicest thing anyone has ever said. Thank you.

      • 165 Professor VJ Duke November 4, 2015 at 14:49

        *smiles bigly* Capital then!

      • 166 PorterGirl November 4, 2015 at 14:57

        *smiles bigly* *swish*

      • 167 Professor VJ Duke November 4, 2015 at 15:00

        *swish*

  16. 168 jeanixAngel October 23, 2015 at 14:08

    This piece made me smile this night… why is it you’ve always been mistaken? lol..you’ve been arrested by the fake officer and now you were accused as a bully guy.. peace professor…. :)

    • 169 Professor VJ Duke October 24, 2015 at 20:10

      It’s not fair, is it? You know, I think everyone is after me. That must be it. It’s a conspiracy, see.


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