Verbally Attacked at the Tea Store

 A good strong workout helps you realize that not everything is mental. Physical pain can be achieved, too.

~ V. Shnodgrate, Renowned PL Poet

UntitledSo, it was the day of the announcement party.

I must admit: This professor had slept lots on it, and I still wasn’t sure what an announcement party was. Time to see, I suppose.

Now, here’s the thing about parties: They’re generally late. Scheduled late, that is. And this one was no exception.

So I waited around all day, and did some little things, like: fantasized about building boxes, strummed a few chords, and thought about chopping wood.

When that was all finished, I left an hour or so early.

And that’s the way it ought to be done when you have somewhere to go first. There’s never any excuse for tardiness.

I stopped by the tea store.

It’s a must to have cherry green tea. A perfect must.

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Now, there was one scary thing about going in the tea store.

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Tea Store.

You see, the store is owned by Clara Higgins, and her older sister. (I don’t know her name, I fear.)

But anyways, Clara and I…well, something sorta happened, and of course this professor didn’t cause it.

As I was walking up to check out with my cherry green tea, I must admit, I was feeling a bit nervous. Which is odd.

The professor is a heartless warrior, see. He’s never nervous; sometimes apprehensive, but never nervous.

Clara was glaring.

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“You?!” she snapped. “Can’t believe you have the gall to come in here!”

It was a stumper. She had a point.

Now, Clara had black hair, pointy features (I think) and her hair hung to one side. Don’t ask me how that’s possible. It must have something to do with gravity.

“Umm…” I began. “I needed cherry green tea, see.”

She grabbed it off of me and threw it in a bag.

As I paid up, she said: “You know, I asked you to that party just so I wasn’t alone!”

She threw my bag at me. Goodness, she was cranky.

“Yes, yes,” I said, attempting a defense, “but, see, a thingy came up. A spy thingy. And, plus, I thought you only wanted to be escorted to the party, which I did. Rather remarkably brilliantly, too, you must admit.”

Her green eyes flashed. “I’ll admit nothing! You…you…” She sputtered into nothingness.

“Well,” I said, “now, the sudden, I’m feeling a bit bad about the whole thing. Maybe I should make it up to–”

“Just leave,” she signed. “It’s fine. Never mind.”

Hmm. What a humdinger. Going from ‘not fine’ to ‘fine’ that fastly fast was something. That’s girls for you.

But as I left, I decided this professor would do something to make it up to her, even though she didn’t want me to.

It was chivalrous of me.

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Don’t even say it! This is not the professor.

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This is. Awwwwwwwwwwesome.

And I was feeling like a knight. Perfect mood to  be in for the announcement party.

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130 Responses to “Verbally Attacked at the Tea Store”


  1. 1 Souldiergirl November 13, 2015 at 05:13

    You had Clara in a tizzy ☺️ did you really need the tea professor or was it the lure of the hanging hair that was calling your name? ;))

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke November 13, 2015 at 16:49

      *laughs* Of course it wasn’t that! I needed tea…right?

      • 3 Souldiergirl November 18, 2015 at 06:04

        Haha…riiiight ;)) oh professor!

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke November 18, 2015 at 21:35

        See, I fetched it out, that situation.

      • 5 Souldiergirl November 20, 2015 at 06:06

        Have you been back for more tea professor?

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke November 20, 2015 at 14:47

        Sadly not. But I just ran into her today!

  2. 7 jeanixAngel November 12, 2015 at 02:30

    Clara has a crush on you… :) …. *giggles

    • 8 Professor VJ Duke November 12, 2015 at 14:14

      Oh no! Do you suppose? But I’m heartless…can’t be.

      • 9 jeanixAngel November 12, 2015 at 14:19

        hhmm… I don’t believe that you are heartless… :) . You can ask Clara if you’re really heartless… :D

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke November 12, 2015 at 14:21

        But she’ll say no! But I am heartless!

      • 11 jeanixAngel November 12, 2015 at 14:30

        “she’ll” means you didn’t ask her yet. Just have a try.

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke November 13, 2015 at 16:29

        Oh dear…but…but…but…!

      • 13 jeanixAngel November 13, 2015 at 21:45

        *Laughs… speechless… :D

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke November 15, 2015 at 00:27

        That means I win, see.

  3. 15 unjellanera November 11, 2015 at 03:46

    Hmm. What a humdinger. Going from ‘not fine’ to ‘fine’ that fastly fast was something. That’s girls for you.

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    Hahahaha! I agree!

    • 16 Professor VJ Duke November 11, 2015 at 22:00

      *laughs* Really? Nice! *fist thingy*

      • 17 unjellanera November 12, 2015 at 01:18

        Yeah! The typical impulsive woman emotions haha

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke November 12, 2015 at 14:07

        *laughs* Of course, the professor isn’t impulsive at all.

  4. 19 walt walker November 11, 2015 at 03:23

    I don’t wish you to be attacked, Old Sport. Verbally or otherwise. Give me a shout next time and I will defend you. I’m quick of tongue. And make good karate chops.

    • 20 Professor VJ Duke November 11, 2015 at 21:59

      You know, I should bring you along. But only if you promise to wear your monocle and tweed jacket.

  5. 21 Susan P November 11, 2015 at 02:10

    Oh Professor, have you never heard that Hell has no fury like a woman scorned?

    • 22 Professor VJ Duke November 11, 2015 at 21:59

      I think it’s a myth. A myth propagated by women. See, women like to make it seem like they’re scary. But nah!

      • 23 Susan P November 12, 2015 at 03:13

        And I think that you would like to believe that.

      • 24 Professor VJ Duke November 12, 2015 at 14:16

        Well, I do, the sudden.

      • 25 Susan P November 13, 2015 at 01:45

        Are you set upon it?

      • 26 Professor VJ Duke November 13, 2015 at 16:48

        Yes…?

      • 27 Susan P November 17, 2015 at 01:29

        Your mind wait up?

  6. 28 Simply Skeptical November 11, 2015 at 00:42

    A professor in shining armor how romantic. Instead of flashing her green eyes at you she’s going to be batting them at you as in flirting….. How s-w-e-e-t. You like it Prof. don’t deny it. giggles

    • 29 Professor VJ Duke November 11, 2015 at 21:48

      Okay, get over here. Time for a body slam. You’ll feel it for a few days after, and it might break your back, but you’ll love it. Don’t deny it.

      • 30 Simply Skeptical November 11, 2015 at 22:17

        Aha! Just assumed as much touchy subject is it? Rude and crude sir! LOL

      • 31 Professor VJ Duke November 12, 2015 at 13:59

        *holds ears* Look! A rabbit.

  7. 32 Debbie November 10, 2015 at 19:14

    Cherry green tea, Professor? I don’t think I’ve ever had such a concoction. Is it good, or merely good for you? (There’s a difference, you know!)

    Poor Clara. Not very attractive *and* angry. Lethal combination, I’m thinking. (But in her defense, if you agreed to accompany her to an event, she had a right to expect you to hang with her for a bit and a few.)

    You really don’t have a red cape with white furs?? Too bad. But I guess that beetle-looking chap with the sword is more warrior-like!

    • 33 Professor VJ Duke November 11, 2015 at 21:42

      Oh, it’s wonderful. Never heard of it?! A wonder. You would love it. It’s supposed to be good for you, too. The beetles love it, I’m sure. I’m a type of beetle, I think.

      *laughs* Now…why do you suppose she’s not attractive?

      He’s definitely more warrior like. I had a red cape…once. But I was mistaken for Santa, so I got rid of it.

      • 34 Debbie November 11, 2015 at 23:42

        You’re not chunky enough to be Santa!

      • 35 Professor VJ Duke November 12, 2015 at 14:04

        All I need is some marshmallow padding!

  8. 36 bardictale November 10, 2015 at 18:33

    Flowers? Or chocolate. Actually, don’t do flowers. Just chocolate.

    • 37 Professor VJ Duke November 10, 2015 at 18:54

      Why not flowers, Bard?

      • 38 bardictale November 10, 2015 at 19:10

        Because there are so many to choose from, and there are too many variables that you can get wrong.
        Also, flowers belong in the ground, not in a vase.

      • 39 Professor VJ Duke November 11, 2015 at 21:41

        But they look nice in a vase, dadblameit!

      • 40 bardictale November 12, 2015 at 07:59

        You can do as you please. That was my advice, sir.

      • 41 Professor VJ Duke November 12, 2015 at 14:19

        Oh a typical Bard answer!! Dadblameit!

  9. 42 FictionFan November 10, 2015 at 17:04

    Beetles in chocolate?!!!! I suppose it would give some added crunch…

    *laughing lots* Shnoddy is soooo right for once! He must have been taking his medicine.

    Now, is it any wonder Clara is cranky? Imagine having to look in the mirror each day and see weird hair and pointy features! Though I suspect she’s probably ethereally beautiful and you’re just too warriorish to admit it. Have you checked if she likes Kenny G? An essential requirement for a Professorial girlfriend…

    If the second one is you, is the first one Nick, then?

    Enjoy the party – and try not to flirt with anyone else… *sighs despairingly*

    • 43 Professor VJ Duke November 10, 2015 at 18:48

      Beetles? Wait…that’s in the tags! It might be good. Good source of protein, too. Think on the plus side.

      Do you think he’s on medicine? He might be. I wouldn’t be surprised. His proverbs are about 75% right and you know it!

      You know, I’ve only met one chap who loves KG. But he hates the Pats. So we’re always warring. Well, I was just giving a brief description of the beast, really. She’s really overreacting, you know.

      *laughs* Yes! That’s Nick. Look how scary I am! Beware…

      Not even a guitar?

      • 44 FictionFan November 11, 2015 at 01:40

        But… why is it in the tags?! You’re strange, you know, you know…

        He definitely should be! It worries me that you think so…

        Was that chap KG? She so is not!! You behaved abominably, sir, and you know it! And I dread to think what your plan is to make it up to her… *shudders* Just a hint, beetles in chocolate probably wouldn’t work…

        Oh, you can’t scare me! I know that underneath that scary warrior exterior is the heart and soul of a sweetly sweet romantic! Just like my Darby!

        Hmm… you can flirt with your own guitar, but nobody else’s. How’s that?

      • 45 Professor VJ Duke November 11, 2015 at 21:54

        *laughs* I really threw that in just for you. Haha.

        It worries me that…that…you have Tuppence!

        No, I’ve never met KG, sadly. Yet! *laughs* Really? Nice. That’s what I was going for. One day you’ll believe me when I say I’m heartless and a beast. *victory* #ViciousProfessor

        That’s fine. Since I never see a guitar more brilliant than mine.

      • 46 FictionFan November 12, 2015 at 01:42

        *laughs* You did? Awww!

        *nods vehemently* Yes, that worries me, too!!

        Have you ever seen him play live? Oh no – see if you were heartless, you wouldn’t be thinking about making it up to her! That proooooooves you’re a sweet little apple dumpling!

        Ah, if only you were as faithful to your ladies as you are to your guitar… #FickleFlirt

      • 47 Professor VJ Duke November 12, 2015 at 14:09

        I did!

        Well, you could always cage her.

        No. He came here once, just recently, but I didn’t go. Too frustrating! I’d want to be up there with him, see. Well, just wait and see how I make it up to her! I’m usually nice, even though I’m heartless. That’s where girls go wrong, see. I”ve got this all figured out.

        *laughs and clears throat* Guitars are way better than girls.

      • 48 FictionFan November 12, 2015 at 18:32

        (Oooh, George Clooney’s on TV… hold on! He’s in Scotland!!! Ooooh! He was only about thirty miles away from me… and I didn’t know!! *sobs bitterly*

        Oh, sorry about that – just got distracted for a moment there. Where were we again? Ah yes…)

        Well, that was nice! *smiles bigly*

        She’d rip me to shreds!!

        Maybe he’d have let you! *laughs* Yes, you should write a book on understanding girls… I’d read it, for sure! I expect you’ll propose to her…

        I beg your pardon, sir?! *makes plan to kidnap the guitar*

      • 49 Professor VJ Duke November 13, 2015 at 16:39

        (But didn’t he get married? Of course, you could always drive over, introduce yourself, and propose. I’ll go with you, to make sure he accepts.)

        You have to wear those gauntlets you have!

        Write a book on girls? I’m not sure how to even start one, see. Maybe I’ll write one on beetles. Bet you’d read that!

        Don’t you touch him! He’s got…security!

      • 50 FictionFan November 13, 2015 at 18:19

        (Technically, yes – but only because he hadn’t met me at the time. He’s gone!!!!! You could track him down and drag him back to me…)

        *laughs* I should!

        *laughs more* The sad thing is I probably would! But you owe it to mankind to share your insights on womankind…

        He?!! It was bad enough when I thought he was a she! You can’t flirt with him then! You’ll just have to flirt with me instead…

      • 51 Professor VJ Duke November 15, 2015 at 00:21

        (Are you sure you want him, though?)

        Hmm, I”m wondering what the starting sentence would be. Maybe: “We must all admit one thing: Women are odd.” That’s the first sentence.

        But you don’t want me to flirt with you! The guitar might be a he or she. I’m not sure.

      • 52 FictionFan November 15, 2015 at 19:38

        *thinks hard* Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        I’m thinking of writing a companion piece on men. My first line will be “We must all admit one thing: men are less evolved than women, as is proved by their tendency to excessive hairiness…”

        Don’t I? When did that happen? I’m beginning to feel sorry for the guitar – it’ll be getting a complex. I think he’s a he…

      • 53 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2015 at 14:59

        Okay, then. I’ll go get the Indian.

        But it’s obviously a fake line, see. Women are way more hairy than men. Everyone knows that. (I think that’d be a best-seller, btw.)

        You do? Hm. It probably is a he. Very manly guitar, see.

      • 54 FictionFan November 16, 2015 at 20:10

        *waits starry-eyed* But if you bring him yourself, then I’d be torn…

        I’m pretty sure you’re hanging around with the wrong kind of woman, you know, you know!

        Do I? Yes, anyway you couldn’t go about bashing it if it was a she…

      • 55 Professor VJ Duke November 17, 2015 at 14:04

        Torn between what? You might have to watch him, tho. I don’t think he’s too trustworthy.

        *laughs* Maybe it’s a werewolf in disguise!

        Oh yes I would!

      • 56 FictionFan November 17, 2015 at 19:11

        *sighs* Torn between George and the Professor, of course! My flirting technique must be rusty… Well, a touch of wickedness always makes a man more interesting…

        Not very well disguised, from the sound of her!

        *gasps* That’s not very gentlemanly!

      • 57 Professor VJ Duke November 17, 2015 at 21:43

        Oh! No, that’s not it. It’s just I’m heartless, see. Well, then, he’s definitely got a touch of wickedness. But not much. He’s too…vanilla.

        *laughs* I think you hate her already.

        I’m an orc, remember.

  10. 58 PorterGirl November 10, 2015 at 15:24

    This is quite a vicious tea store, in truth. I must say I rather like it. But I can see Clara’s point – if a chap escorts a lady to a party he should really spend a few more minutes by her side. At least get her a drink. But any lady approaching the Professor in such a way should know what to expect! Now, I cannot wait for the announcement party. Feeling knightly is perfect, I say.

    • 59 Professor VJ Duke November 10, 2015 at 18:35

      Well, I did send her off in the direction of the drinks, which I thought was generally awesome of me, you know. She asked me to take her and I did. I’m so vicious it’s unbelievable. But you might have a point. I should’ve gotten her a cookie or something.

      • 60 PorterGirl November 10, 2015 at 19:59

        *shakes head* You are almost as bad as HP! Hey ho. Get yourself a cookie, that will help you forget the whole sorry event *laughs*

      • 61 Professor VJ Duke November 11, 2015 at 21:45

        Hey! I’m…I’m…perfect! Just a bit lopsided with the ladies, maybe. But then again, I’m not supposed to be a ladies’ man, see. HP… *spits*

      • 62 PorterGirl November 12, 2015 at 07:07

        *laughing lots* Yes, very well – you are perfect. A perfect beast! Besides, I hear that you are less lopsided with the ladies than you make out. Poor HP. He tries his best.

      • 63 Professor VJ Duke November 12, 2015 at 14:18

        Who did you hear that from? *considers* You must be telling tales. He does. But we must help him get better.

      • 64 PorterGirl November 12, 2015 at 16:52

        I couldn’t possibly reveal my source, you know *winks* I have no doubt that we can have him ship-shape and Bristol-fashion in no time!

      • 65 Professor VJ Duke November 13, 2015 at 16:32

        Bristol-fashion! Now that’s a saying I don’t hear that often at all.

        Your source is dadblamery! *riots*

      • 66 PorterGirl November 13, 2015 at 17:02

        It means orderly and clean and what-not. It’s a nautical phrase, I believe. Another one of my Nan’s favourites.
        *laughing lots* I shall tell my source you said that!

      • 67 Professor VJ Duke November 15, 2015 at 00:16

        I love it! *adds to vocab*

        Yes, you must. But…who is your source?

      • 68 PorterGirl November 15, 2015 at 11:05

        Hurrah!
        oh but – you know I could not possibly tell you!

      • 69 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2015 at 14:50

        Humph noodles. I doubt one exists! Or it’s T…

      • 70 PorterGirl November 16, 2015 at 15:17

        … *says nothing at all*

      • 71 Professor VJ Duke November 17, 2015 at 13:59

        *goes on a riot*

      • 72 PorterGirl November 17, 2015 at 14:36

        *laughs lots*

      • 73 Professor VJ Duke November 17, 2015 at 21:35

        I’ll find out one day!

  11. 74 Heartafire November 10, 2015 at 15:06

    This is shocking. I don’t know why you are being harangued (sp) by Clara, well, you know how women are, hair today lopsided tomorrow. sigh.

    • 75 Professor VJ Duke November 10, 2015 at 18:33

      I don’t know either. Don’t you think she’s taking it a bit too seriously?

      • 76 Heartafire November 10, 2015 at 18:53

        Is it a crime to stand one up? I will be on the first bus out of town. Wicked.

      • 77 Professor VJ Duke November 10, 2015 at 18:55

        *laughs* I’ll be following on a motor bike, of course.

      • 78 Heartafire November 10, 2015 at 21:51

        Ha! When the going gets tough…leave.

      • 79 Professor VJ Duke November 11, 2015 at 21:48

        That’s a good life’s lesson. But no leaving the professor, see.

      • 80 Heartafire November 11, 2015 at 22:17

        no way!

      • 81 Professor VJ Duke November 12, 2015 at 14:00

        So glad you agree! *gives Hollie a cherry sucker*

      • 82 Heartafire November 12, 2015 at 14:36

        Right after he told you? yum, cherry sucker! mind wanders off.

      • 83 Professor VJ Duke November 13, 2015 at 16:29

        *laughing* We must stay focused!

      • 84 Heartafire November 13, 2015 at 16:33

        yes…oh look at the butterfly!

      • 85 Professor VJ Duke November 13, 2015 at 16:51

        *laughing lots* That’s so funny. But seriously now!

      • 86 Heartafire November 13, 2015 at 16:56

        I have to run get my net.

      • 87 Professor VJ Duke November 15, 2015 at 00:15

        I say, that’s cheating.

      • 88 Heartafire November 15, 2015 at 01:17

        I would nvr catch a butterfly, professor. I did catch a giant Monarch as a kid and its colors bled all over my fingers and its wings had my fingerprints on them. That’s what happens if one catches a butterfly. sigh.

      • 89 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2015 at 14:49

        You mean you killed it?!

      • 90 Heartafire November 16, 2015 at 14:52

        No, I didn’t kill it, I let go and it flew away, scarred for life. tears.

      • 91 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2015 at 15:00

        Aw, poor thing. You were too harsh with it, see.

      • 92 Heartafire November 16, 2015 at 15:09

        How was I to know ? I am an orphan.

      • 93 Professor VJ Duke November 17, 2015 at 13:59

        An orphan…you mean like Oliver Twist?

      • 94 Heartafire November 17, 2015 at 14:01

        exactly. more porridge please.

      • 95 Professor VJ Duke November 17, 2015 at 14:08

        With bacon. Ask for some bacon.

      • 96 Heartafire November 17, 2015 at 17:49

        I did that once, they beat me. :-)

      • 97 Professor VJ Duke November 17, 2015 at 21:37

        No! I’ll tear their livers out!

      • 98 Heartafire November 18, 2015 at 01:45

        Do that! their uvula too (where would one find that?)

      • 99 Professor VJ Duke November 18, 2015 at 21:35

        *laughs* I had to look that up. Back of the throat. You tear that one out, please.

      • 100 Heartafire November 18, 2015 at 21:36

        well, at least we know what parts we are going for. Laugh out loud!

      • 101 Professor VJ Duke November 18, 2015 at 21:48

        That bugger will be hurting when he’s finished.

      • 102 Heartafire November 18, 2015 at 22:11

        yay, that’s what I like to hear!

      • 103 Professor VJ Duke November 20, 2015 at 14:32

        He might even cry.

      • 104 Heartafire November 20, 2015 at 14:43

        Ahhhh. Now I’m sad . Maybe we will leave his uvula alone ?

      • 105 Professor VJ Duke November 20, 2015 at 14:48

        Yes, maybe that’d be too evil of us, I’m thinking.

      • 106 Heartafire November 20, 2015 at 16:05

        We’re getting soft. I find us deplorable.

      • 107 Professor VJ Duke November 22, 2015 at 19:03

        Yes! Me too. Time to riot.

      • 108 Heartafire November 22, 2015 at 21:03

        we have to stay strong. Onward!

      • 109 Professor VJ Duke November 23, 2015 at 16:30

        I’ll catch up. Must have a 5 minute break.

      • 110 Heartafire November 23, 2015 at 16:40

        I’ll hang back.

  12. 111 John W. Howell November 10, 2015 at 14:42

    The tea store is a land mine.

    • 112 Professor VJ Duke November 10, 2015 at 18:33

      Isn’t it, though? They should tear it down and build a government building.

      • 113 John W. Howell November 10, 2015 at 20:55

        *laughs* Or a health spa.

      • 114 Professor VJ Duke November 11, 2015 at 21:45

        *laughs* That’d be perfect, too.

      • 115 John W. Howell November 11, 2015 at 21:59

        Love the smell of eucalyptus in the morning.

      • 116 Professor VJ Duke November 11, 2015 at 22:02

        It means someone is sick, tho.

      • 117 John W. Howell November 11, 2015 at 22:38

        Ah the old Vicks vap-o-Rub

      • 118 Professor VJ Duke November 12, 2015 at 14:01

        Yes! Goodness. Gives me the shivers.

      • 119 John W. Howell November 12, 2015 at 17:44

        Ever get a spoon full. YEEEKKKKKKK

      • 120 Professor VJ Duke November 13, 2015 at 16:36

        Oh no…I’ve only smelled the stuff!

      • 121 John W. Howell November 13, 2015 at 21:28

        Lucky. Don’t ever eat it.

      • 122 Professor VJ Duke November 15, 2015 at 00:25

        That would kill us! Kill us!!

      • 123 John W. Howell November 15, 2015 at 12:07

        No, but you would wish you were dead

      • 124 Professor VJ Duke November 16, 2015 at 14:53

        Ghastly stuff, I conclude.

  13. 125 Lady Dunamis November 10, 2015 at 13:50

    The nerve! The outrageous audacity! How dare you! Just kidding….lol

    Honestly if it were me, I would have hoped for you to come in. I would have had a few professor-ish things up my sleeve but the main thing would have been the imaginary Bulls eye that would have been on your back that would have made for an awesome target. You see, I would have went to the firing range and perfected my shooting skills you know. And the moment you would have walked out….well, let’s just say Mark Malone has taught me well. 😄

    • 126 Professor VJ Duke November 10, 2015 at 14:06

      *laughs* Yes! I was just buying tea. But you like giving me a hard time, don’t you? No halo this year!!

      *laughing lots and lots more* You would have murdered the poor, defenseless, and dull professor! How unkind. And just to think, I was giving you business, too. Rats and a Heifer! *riots*

      • 127 Lady Dunamis November 10, 2015 at 14:23

        Omg cherry green teas is gross-tactic! Sounds like a 007 trick to kill the enemy.
        Murder? I would nevah! Besides if you did die resurrecting you would be a chore and why bother making you a legend. A phantom. So all could whisper your name in a forbidden shushed tone like Voldermort? No my friend let’s keep you alive. 😁

      • 128 Professor VJ Duke November 10, 2015 at 18:32

        *laughing* No, no! I’d love to be a legend. Right now I’m a myth. How can I be a legend?

      • 129 Lady Dunamis November 11, 2015 at 01:26

        Do something great or horrible, have people love or hate you for it, die suddenly and promise to have someone erect a statue in honor of your memory. And make sure (of course before you part this world) people add things about you that are outrageous but somebody will believe it, like you grew to be 20 feet tall, something like that. It makes it sound specdumb-ular; meaning it is spectacularly dumb…lol

      • 130 Professor VJ Duke November 11, 2015 at 21:49

        *laughing lots and lots* Ooo! I want a statue built of me, the sudden. With ruby eyes, emerald ears, and a diamond nose. How’s that, lady ?


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11. Two and Five Gurgles
12. Rats and a Heifer
13. Two nods, a wink, and an astroid
14. A bit, bits, and little bits
15. Huff-Hum and a Roar
16. So many thanks, I can't begin to thank you
17. Ri-do-diculous


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