Okay, so here it is:
The professor is somewhat obsessed with the Krampus.
Why, you may ask?
Because I fear he might be coming.
See, for those of you who are unfamiliar with the Krampus, it’s a beast that punishes bad children at Christmas time.
Santa Claus gives presents to the good children, but the Krampus beats them (with logs, I think) or carries them away to that fiery place.
Not very scary. Why, I’d fetch that brute right out. But the Krampus is scarier in other pictures, I must admit.
Now, we must get back to what this professor was saying above. I said I feared this chap was on his way.
And it’s true.
See, we’re all naughty, I think, so that means the Krampus is coming. I’m giving you a heads-up to prepare.
Sharpen your swords and get ready.
One last thing.
…was to square off against the Krampus, I’m betting on Santa. Who do you suppose would win the fight?
Also, if you’re interested…