Donald Trump, the Patriots, and Happy 2016

professor speaks

And now the professor will have speaks.

First off, happy new year everyone!

It’s 2016, which doesn’t look at all impressive, you must admit.

See–and I’m sure you agree–2014 looked more impressive.

Don’t you think so?

Yes.

I’m not sure why either. But there it is.

And now this professor has a prediction to make.

Prediction: By 2116, I will own a hoverboard.

Now how neatio is that?

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I hope to get the red model, though.

So, what else should we have speaks about?

Oh yes!

Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

It’s made around $1.5 billion so far. Some say it will be the highest grossing movie of all time, moving ahead of both Avatar (2009) and Titanic (1997). (They are #1 & #2 on the list as of now, see.)

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If that happened, it would be an interest. But only for a time and a bit of a time.

This professor hasn’t seen Avatar, Titanic, or Star Wars, can you believe.

But I have seen Lone Survivor (2013), starring Mark Wahlberg, which is pretty awesome.

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Should we have speaks about the Patriots? Nah, I can’t stand it, I tell you.

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Losing their last two games! I can’t stand it, I say! *rampages for about two months*

However, it’s also quite interesting that Mr. Donald Trump predicted that the New England Patriots would win Super Bowl 50.

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Not that anyone cares.

After all, what does Donald Trump know about football? And in particular, the Pats?

At first glance, one might say nothing, like this professor did.

But, consider the following facts: Donald Trump is Tom Brady’s friend, who is Bill Belichick’s friend, who is Clint Eastwood’s friend, who made the film American Sniper (2014), which tells the story about Chris Kyle, who was good friends with Marcus Luttrell, who was portrayed in the film Lone Survivor (2013) by Mark Wahlberg, who is a huge Patriots fan.

Go Patriots.

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190 Responses to “Donald Trump, the Patriots, and Happy 2016”


  1. 1 Sonya Solomonovich January 10, 2016 at 15:00

    It seems Donald Trump is not very good at making predictions… I wonder if he wore one of those turbans and gazed into a crystal ball? Clint Eastwood on the other hand could be much better at it. With the intensity of his gaze, he could probably see into the future ;)

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke January 11, 2016 at 14:12

      But…does that mean the Pats won’t win, Sonya? Tell me it isn’t so!

      I bet you’re right. He’s vicious, you know.

      • 3 Sonya Solomonovich January 11, 2016 at 17:37

        I have a feeling they will win since you’re rooting for them, professor!

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke January 12, 2016 at 13:52

        *big smiling face* Now, I’m just…spicy!

      • 5 Sonya Solomonovich January 11, 2016 at 17:37

        As for Clint Eastwood, yes very vicious indeed!

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke January 12, 2016 at 13:52

        He’d shoot eyes out.

  2. 7 L. Marie January 7, 2016 at 18:28

    Happy New Year, Professor. When I popped over, I saw that you had three posts up. Woot.
    I saw Star Wars before Christmas and plan to see it again with a friend tonight. I’m happy for its success.

    • 8 Professor VJ Duke January 8, 2016 at 13:29

      Happy New Year, Linda! Yes, I’m actually on a schedule now. *celebrates*

      Cool! Here’s rooting for the Sith.

  3. 9 Tosha Michelle January 6, 2016 at 17:28

    The last paragraph made the whole post!

    • 10 Professor VJ Duke January 6, 2016 at 22:41

      Haha, thanks! Isn’t that amazing how it’s all connected like that?

      • 11 Tosha Michelle January 6, 2016 at 22:45

        Indeed.

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke January 7, 2016 at 14:36

        You’re a Pats fan, right? *hopeful professorish face*

      • 13 Tosha Michelle January 7, 2016 at 14:46

        I’m a fan of guys named Pat. Go Pats!! Does that count? Ha. In truth, I could care less about football. If it’s any consolation, I love Boston.

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke January 7, 2016 at 14:53

        *laughing* It does! You are know an honorary Pats fan! Can you believe, I’ve never even been to Boston?

      • 15 Tosha Michelle January 7, 2016 at 15:26

        Never? It’s a great city This is coming from a Southern, too. If I had to root for a team. I’d have to say, go Panthers! (winks and sings Dixie)

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke January 8, 2016 at 13:20

        Never! I’m quite vicious about that, too. Rats. I love the Panthers! So, you mean, if it’s the Pats and the Panthers in the Super Bowl, you’ll betray the Pats?

      • 17 Tosha Michelle January 8, 2016 at 14:46

        I’m afraid so. I have no integrity. Haha

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke January 8, 2016 at 19:31

        Oh dadblameit. Still, you’ll pull for the Pats before that. That’s good enough, I suppose.

      • 19 Tosha Michelle January 8, 2016 at 21:30

        It will have to do. x

      • 20 Professor VJ Duke January 11, 2016 at 14:01

        I say, you’re right. *professor eye*

  4. 21 Simply Skeptical January 6, 2016 at 12:06

    HAPPY NEW YEAR PROFESSOR AND ALL PUNCHY LOYALS!! I’m afraid, very afraid, since I did follow that last paragraph, eeks. A doctor I shall go…..

    • 22 Professor VJ Duke January 6, 2016 at 13:12

      Happy New Year, SS! *laughs* It’s easy to follow…

  5. 23 bardictale January 5, 2016 at 22:48

    Space battles are cool. I warmly suggest you see at least one good one, before you get your hover board- it will give you ideas!

    • 24 Professor VJ Duke January 6, 2016 at 13:10

      Where can I catch a good space battle, tho, Bard?

      • 25 bardictale January 6, 2016 at 13:53

        Two words: Star Wars.
        Or, you know. Build a spaceship, find hostile aliens, fight.

      • 26 Professor VJ Duke January 6, 2016 at 22:38

        But everyone is seeing it! Can’t we do the go the spaceship route?

      • 27 bardictale January 7, 2016 at 09:48

        You…know how to build a spaceship?

      • 28 Professor VJ Duke January 7, 2016 at 14:51

        I was hoping…you did?

      • 29 bardictale January 7, 2016 at 15:49

        I have an idea. I don’t have the money though…

      • 30 Professor VJ Duke January 8, 2016 at 13:25

        Can we find someone toothier it off of?

      • 31 bardictale January 10, 2016 at 06:42

        Don’t know. Maybe?

      • 32 Professor VJ Duke January 11, 2016 at 14:10

        Thieve it, I meant. Let’s just go get a bank.

      • 33 bardictale January 11, 2016 at 16:23

        Most won’t have the liquid assets that we need. Will prince Beef gift us some, do you think?

      • 34 Professor VJ Duke January 12, 2016 at 13:51

        Oh, that’s an idea! Or, we could rob the Punchy Cave?

      • 35 bardictale January 12, 2016 at 14:41

        You have become quite the criminal, since you’ve been shot.

      • 36 Professor VJ Duke January 12, 2016 at 19:20

        Wouldn’t you if you were shot?!

      • 37 bardictale January 13, 2016 at 08:27

        I hope not!

      • 38 Professor VJ Duke January 13, 2016 at 14:08

        Well, Bard, dadblameit!

      • 39 bardictale January 13, 2016 at 17:11

        Tea?

      • 40 Professor VJ Duke January 13, 2016 at 23:57

        Yes, please!!

  6. 41 Lady Dunamis January 5, 2016 at 22:41

    Hover board? Only PVJ….😛

    As for Star Wars I have heard enough of chewbacka commentaries from the people on the other side of the cubicle. I probably will watch it in 2020.

    • 42 Professor VJ Duke January 6, 2016 at 13:10

      I’m sure you want one, too!!

      *laughing* So, you’re not seeing it? Interesting, I say.

      • 43 Lady Dunamis January 6, 2016 at 13:44

        Ummmmm… Not sure. I am still wanting a bike ya know. I have to see you ride one first and then I might.

      • 44 Professor VJ Duke January 6, 2016 at 22:37

        You’d see me do all this cool stuff, you wouldn’t believe it.

      • 45 Lady Dunamis January 6, 2016 at 23:07

        That is exactly why I want pictures!

      • 46 Professor VJ Duke January 7, 2016 at 14:36

        Yes, but no blooper pics, of course.

  7. 47 Louis from VA January 5, 2016 at 21:57

    Re: the last paragraph, :0 It’s a conspiracy, obviously.
    And hey, I’ll root for the Patriots within reason. Though, I’m quite happy with how the Redskins are doing this year. XD
    You really must see Episode VII you know…

    • 48 Professor VJ Duke January 6, 2016 at 13:09

      Hey man! Good to see you. Definitely a conspiracy, I say, too.

      Nice! Another Pats fan. Welcome to the club, I say. I like the Redskins, too. They’re rather spicy.

      Okay, tell me…is the Sith super cool?

      • 49 Louis from VA January 7, 2016 at 02:46

        Good to see you too! Have I missed a ton? Like, grand revolutions or general anarchy or people forgetting to eat lunch and stuff like that?
        Spicy? XD I’ve never heard them described as that, but I’ll take it. (Makes me think of this one Bad Lip Reading video where it looks like their quarterback is saying “Hot soup! Where they got it?”)
        Eh. He’s alright. He has anger issues and he’s a little emo. BB8 rocks though. :D

      • 50 Professor VJ Duke January 7, 2016 at 14:49

        *laughs* Definitely general anarchy, but that’s everyday life in TPL. Missing the lunches sounds horrid, I must admit.

        I love that video!!! I laugh so hard. I think Tom Brady is told he has enough money to buy a pregnant cow. Good times.

        But, see, I bet he’d kill BB8. Is that the robot thingy?

      • 51 Louis from VA January 14, 2016 at 14:03

        XD I must have missed that bit. Yep, that’s the robot thingy. Although, he wanted it alive. But he’d probably kill it after he got what he wanted. He has a horrible habit of smashing computer-like things with his light saber.

      • 52 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2016 at 13:18

        Light saber! I need one of those, the sudden.

  8. 53 John W. Howell January 5, 2016 at 21:25

    Happy New Year. Go Steelers.

    • 54 Professor VJ Duke January 6, 2016 at 13:08

      Now tell me, John, are the Pats doomed?

      • 55 John W. Howell January 6, 2016 at 14:25

        YES

      • 56 Professor VJ Duke January 6, 2016 at 22:38

        *holds ears* I can’t hear you the sudden.

      • 57 John W. Howell January 6, 2016 at 22:42

        *louder* YES

      • 58 Professor VJ Duke January 6, 2016 at 22:43

        Yes, the Pats will win all? Capital.

      • 59 John W. Howell January 7, 2016 at 01:31

        No. Yes they are DOOMED. Go Steelers.

      • 60 Professor VJ Duke January 7, 2016 at 14:41

        Steelers and Pats AFC Championship?

      • 61 John W. Howell January 7, 2016 at 19:36

        No

      • 62 Professor VJ Duke January 8, 2016 at 13:32

        *rampages*

      • 63 John W. Howell January 8, 2016 at 20:24

        *Throws plates on the floor* I sympathize.

      • 64 Professor VJ Duke January 11, 2016 at 14:01

        *laughing* Good to have a mate then, I say.

      • 65 John W. Howell January 11, 2016 at 14:06

        Yes.

      • 66 Professor VJ Duke January 11, 2016 at 14:17

        Double yes.

  9. 67 erinkenobi2893 January 5, 2016 at 20:03

    Happy 2016! (you’re right, it does not look very impressive… I shall have to have speaks with the Doctor about this problem.)
    Pah! Donald Trump does not know anything! If the Patriots win it will be in despite of his word, not because of it! OBI-WAN KENOBI FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! :-P
    (Or, would you rather vote Romana? because she’s the other GOOD option ;-P)

    • 68 Professor VJ Duke January 6, 2016 at 13:06

      Happy 2016, Erin! Yeah. It’s a bit weak. Even yell at the doctor if you have to.

      Can we maybe have Count Dooku for president instead? Have you seen the new Star Wars?

      • 69 erinkenobi2893 January 6, 2016 at 14:49

        We’ll have to see what we can do. ;-D
        Well… Dooku would be a strong president… but I’m not so sure about his policies. And the Democrats would hate him.
        YES I HAVE! It was amazing. :-D

      • 70 Professor VJ Duke January 6, 2016 at 22:39

        Well, we’d have to be his advisors, then maybe?

        How cool was the Sith on a scale from 1 to 10?

      • 71 erinkenobi2893 January 7, 2016 at 05:01

        Hmmm! he seems less likely to try to strangle us than other Sith Lords would be, methinks.
        Cool? 11! Original (the character, not the conception for the character)? -4. :-P No spoilers.

      • 72 Professor VJ Duke January 7, 2016 at 14:50

        Yes, I think he could probably still be talked back to the right side, if we so choose.

        You won’t tell me anything else? Gahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

      • 73 erinkenobi2893 January 7, 2016 at 17:19

        Perhaps.
        I don’t want to spoil it for you!

      • 74 Professor VJ Duke January 8, 2016 at 13:28

        Oh rats. *rampages*

      • 75 erinkenobi2893 January 8, 2016 at 15:46

        *goes running through the house yelling “Blood’n’vinegar!!!”*

      • 76 Professor VJ Duke January 8, 2016 at 19:32

        *laughs* Not so loud! Obi will hear.

      • 77 erinkenobi2893 January 9, 2016 at 05:53

        Ah, I’ve scandalized him anyway. :-p

      • 78 Professor VJ Duke January 11, 2016 at 14:04

        It’s cool scandalizing people, I say.

      • 79 erinkenobi2893 January 11, 2016 at 14:51

        It rather is! :-P

  10. 80 Nancy Loderick January 5, 2016 at 18:34

    Well Professor,

    You have spoken! And covered a lot of subjects! Where to begin?

    Let’s start with the hover board. Love the hot pink color! I can just see you “hovering” on that thing. Please be careful though; I’ve read they can spontaneously combust.

    Now, I can’t believe that you mentioned Donald Trump and the Patriots in the same blog post. I suppose with the Patriots losing their past few games they deserve that.

    Anyway, a very happy and healthy 2016 to you!

    Nancy

    • 81 Professor VJ Duke January 5, 2016 at 19:51

      *laughs* I speak like a gushing olive oil.

      Spontaneously combust? *is scared* Hm. I think I need a red one, tho. Don’t you suppose?

      The Pats will personally get a kick in the pants from me real soon. Remember to pull for the Pats along with Mr. Ken!

      To you as well!

  11. 82 E. January 5, 2016 at 18:04

    Welcome back and happy 2016! It might not be as shiny as 2014, but I think there’s some glimmer and glitter if you look at it in the right light.

    Just don’t look at the part labeled “Trump” cause that’s dark and slimy and needs to be washed off.

    • 83 Professor VJ Duke January 5, 2016 at 19:50

      E!!!!! Good to see you. I’ve been away too long. I say you’re right. Especially if I can nab a fox this year. #HighHopes

      • 84 E. January 5, 2016 at 20:21

        A fox would make any year a fabulous year!

      • 85 Professor VJ Duke January 6, 2016 at 13:06

        For sure. I want a red one, please.

  12. 86 desertdweller29 January 5, 2016 at 17:39

    Welcome back, Professor! I can’t believe you haven’t seen the new Star Wars. I promise you it’s awesome. Maybe you could hover there?

    • 87 Professor VJ Duke January 5, 2016 at 19:50

      The professor is soooooooooooo behind on the times. Is it as good as Attack of the Clones, would you say? As long as the board is not pink, of course.

  13. 88 masgautsen January 5, 2016 at 17:31

    Happy New Year!

    • 89 Professor VJ Duke January 5, 2016 at 19:49

      Happy New Year! And we both need some warmer weather, the sudden.

  14. 90 Jackie January 5, 2016 at 16:52

    Happy New Year, Professor! I hope 2016 brings you and yours all sorts of wonderful things. :-)

    • 91 Professor VJ Duke January 5, 2016 at 19:49

      Happy New Year, Jackie! Like a Pats super bowl?

      • 92 Jackie January 5, 2016 at 19:51

        I’m afraid not Professor! I’m not much of a sports fan. :-/

      • 93 Professor VJ Duke January 5, 2016 at 19:52

        Well…then…you’ve just become an honorary pats fan! Hoorah-yo.

      • 94 Jackie January 5, 2016 at 20:46

        Well alright as long as it’s okay if I go out on photo walks when the games are on.

      • 95 Professor VJ Duke January 6, 2016 at 13:08

        Perfectly fine. I’m cool with that. Photo walks are more important anyway.

      • 96 Jackie January 6, 2016 at 13:12

        Thank you so much for understanding! GO PATS!!

      • 97 Professor VJ Duke January 6, 2016 at 13:12

        *laughs* I love that spirit!!

  15. 98 Debbie January 5, 2016 at 16:36

    Welcome back, Professor! A Hoverboard, huh? Well, yes, I suppose that might be very cool. I don’t particularly want one, though it might be fun to take Dallas on a walkie if I were hovering!! As for the movies, Domer and I saw the new Star Wars movie twice — it was THAT GOOD! And I can’t begin to tell you how many times I’ve seen Titanic. Somehow, I missed Avatar, but I think Domer saw it. Professor, you really must get out more, you know! I understand the Pats’ problems are caused by injuries. Nothing like giving their fans something to worry about before the playoffs!

    • 99 Professor VJ Duke January 5, 2016 at 19:48

      Twice!!!! Wow. Did the chap with the red lightsaber win, do you know? And you’re fan of the titanic. What a wonder. How about Lone Survivor?

      *laughs* I’m stuck in my cell all day, after all. And you must pull for the Pats now, Debbie.

  16. 100 Haylee January 5, 2016 at 16:23

    I can’t belieeeeeeve you’ve not yet seen Star Wars – you’ve been away for ages. Anyone would think you had a life outside of this blogosphere / high grossing sci-fi films of awesomeness! ;)
    Happy new year sir, hope the hiatus was grand!

    • 101 Professor VJ Duke January 5, 2016 at 19:48

      I know…well, that’s because you said there’s no sith in it! *complains*

      Good to be back! How were you holidays, Haylee?

      • 102 Haylee January 5, 2016 at 20:40

        Splendid thanks, relatively quiet and low key which was nice for once. Plus, I got Game of Thrones Monopoly which I’m sure you don’t care about (I believe you said that it’s still on an unwatched entertainment list) but for this geeky fan girl, being able to own King’s Landing for the price of a dragon egg is marvellous! :)

      • 103 Professor VJ Duke January 6, 2016 at 13:08

        *laughing* Did you get that? Capital. I know you love GoT. Does it have any dragons on it? I like the dragon part. It’s true: I haven’t watched one episode of GoT!

      • 104 Haylee January 6, 2016 at 15:35

        I did – parents’ surprise offering. Much better than socks! No dragons on it, but one of the pieces is a dragon egg so still cool. Capital… As in wonderful/awesome? That will be added to my vocabulary for the foreseeable future :)

      • 105 Professor VJ Duke January 6, 2016 at 22:40

        An egg! I wonder what will hatch out of it. You know, it might not be a dragon. Might be a guppy. Yes! Capital as in wonderful/awesome. You must use it. It’s so fun.

      • 106 Haylee January 6, 2016 at 23:20

        The egg is the size of a thimble so I hope it is a dragon, it would be the dinkiest in the world! 🐉 I will! I’m going to convert others to capitalism too! I think…

      • 107 Professor VJ Duke January 7, 2016 at 14:39

        That’s the spirit, I say. Well, if it does hatch, please dye it red. All dragons should be red.

  17. 108 FictionFan January 5, 2016 at 16:04

    Oh dear! I fear I’ve just gone off Tom Brady. One may judge a man by the company he keeps…

    Perhpas if the Pats all had hoverboards they’d win more often. I hope they come in different sizes though – poor old Mr Wilfork might need one with added hover…

    • 109 Professor VJ Duke January 5, 2016 at 19:47

      He’s also a fan of Bill Clinton. TB stays very unpolitical about the whole thing. Now if only he can get back to the super bowl… *puts on Pat hat*

      They only lost four games this year! Did you know, the Pats released him? He’s no longer a Patriot! *Cries*

      • 110 FictionFan January 5, 2016 at 23:00

        I don’t see how anyone could look at Trump’s hairdo and stay unpolitical – I think there should be protest marches!

        Oh no! You mean he’s a Traitor now?? Or maybe just a Rebel.

      • 111 Professor VJ Duke January 6, 2016 at 13:11

        *laughs and tries not to* You know, it’s quite hilarious how you feel towards Trump… But I shan’t laugh!

        He’s a Houston Texan! Bill got rid of him. *cries more*

  18. 112 Susan P January 5, 2016 at 15:52

    Wow! I really needed that.

    • 113 Professor VJ Duke January 5, 2016 at 19:46

      *laughing* What?

      • 114 Susan P January 5, 2016 at 21:18

        Yes, exactly.

      • 115 Professor VJ Duke January 6, 2016 at 13:08

        Have you seen Star Wars, Susan? With the princess?

      • 116 Susan P January 6, 2016 at 14:12

        Not yet. We were supposed to go last weekend, but we ended up taking care of the little princess.

      • 117 Professor VJ Duke January 6, 2016 at 22:38

        So soon then?

      • 118 Susan P January 7, 2016 at 00:25

        I don’t know. My birthday approaches.

      • 119 Professor VJ Duke January 7, 2016 at 14:41

        Really?! Cool. When is it?

      • 120 Susan P January 7, 2016 at 15:28

        February.

      • 121 Professor VJ Duke January 8, 2016 at 13:20

        Do I get a day, please?

      • 122 Susan P January 9, 2016 at 13:11

        What kind of day?

      • 123 Professor VJ Duke January 11, 2016 at 14:06

        Hmm.

      • 124 Susan P January 11, 2016 at 14:34

        you know…That kind.

      • 125 Professor VJ Duke January 12, 2016 at 13:49

        So secretive!

      • 126 Susan P January 13, 2016 at 00:04

        It’s how I stay out of trouble.

      • 127 Professor VJ Duke January 13, 2016 at 13:54

        I’m not sure I believe that you stay out of trouble.

      • 128 Susan P January 13, 2016 at 14:46

        You would be surprised how much an innocent looking person can get away with.

      • 129 Professor VJ Duke January 13, 2016 at 23:47

        Oh, I do that sort of thing from time to time, you know.

      • 130 Susan P January 14, 2016 at 06:29

        You need to work on the innocent expression.

      • 131 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2016 at 13:10

        Isn’t this good? Rats.

      • 132 Susan P January 15, 2016 at 13:58

        Currently, it looks like a porcupine about to send out the spines.

      • 133 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2016 at 19:21

        I wish I had that power.

  19. 134 Heartafire January 5, 2016 at 14:47

    It’s all prefectly clear now. I have not seen the new Star Wars, actually I have only seen the first two Star War movies as I am not into Science Fiction, though I did like “Alien”. I watched Avatar on Net Flix and thought the special effects were amazing, even more fascinating than the Donald’s hairdo. Happy New Year professor, wishing you good health and much happiness!

    • 135 Professor VJ Duke January 5, 2016 at 19:46

      You neither? *fist thingy* Nice to know. This professor was beginning to think I was the only one who hadn’t seen it! All my buds have seen it multiple times. Dadblameit, I tell you. Avatar was weird, but cool.

      • 136 Heartafire January 5, 2016 at 19:59

        Maybe we are missing out…must see Star Wars now!

      • 137 Professor VJ Duke January 6, 2016 at 13:05

        But…but…are you sure?

      • 138 Heartafire January 6, 2016 at 13:43

        no…I’m not going to see that, let them throw tomatoes, I don’t care!

      • 139 Professor VJ Duke January 6, 2016 at 22:37

        That’s the spirit! Use your shield.

      • 140 Heartafire January 6, 2016 at 23:54

        I shall, and you do the same, don’t be bullied into seeing Star Wars.

      • 141 Professor VJ Duke January 7, 2016 at 14:40

        I won’t! *stands resolutely and crosses his legs*

      • 142 Heartafire January 7, 2016 at 14:41

        Laughing…can you catch a snapshot of that and send it with the snow.

      • 143 Professor VJ Duke January 7, 2016 at 14:52

        As soon as I get the snow. I look evil, you should be warned.

      • 144 Heartafire January 7, 2016 at 14:54

        bracing myself. sigh.

      • 145 Professor VJ Duke January 8, 2016 at 13:18

        You will have nightmares.

      • 146 Heartafire January 8, 2016 at 14:07

        i will risk it.

  20. 147 Esme upon the Cloud January 5, 2016 at 14:44

    You were born to hover sir. No doubt about it. May your 2016 be a joyful one filled with many cherry suckers Professor.

    Trump is an arse

    – esme upon the Cloud

    • 148 Professor VJ Duke January 5, 2016 at 19:45

      Lots of cherry suckers! *waits to see if Esme brought any* Hover on the clouds, too.

      • 149 Esme upon the Cloud January 5, 2016 at 19:51

        *esme has two pockets stuffed with suckers. But no cherry, strawberry and mango, much nicer, she keeps them hidden just in case*.

        – esme not a big sucker upon the Cloud

      • 150 Professor VJ Duke January 5, 2016 at 19:52

        I’ll take mango, of course… *grabs them*

      • 151 Esme upon the Cloud January 5, 2016 at 20:22

        *nicks his hover board*

        – esme off into the distance over the Clouds on the hover board laughing.

      • 152 Professor VJ Duke January 6, 2016 at 13:06

        You beast! Come fix it at once!

      • 153 Esme upon the Cloud January 6, 2016 at 13:29

        *esme farts a white cloudy contrail in the distance that says “You wish…hahahaha” .

      • 154 Professor VJ Duke January 6, 2016 at 22:37

        Hmm. I’m going to shoot a dart at you!

      • 155 Esme upon the Cloud January 7, 2016 at 08:52

        I bet you say that to all the girls.

        Hahahaha.

        – esme handing back the hover board because she broke it upon the Cloud

      • 156 Professor VJ Duke January 7, 2016 at 14:51

        I say it to everyone I know, in fact.

      • 157 Esme upon the Cloud January 7, 2016 at 15:43

        Blabbermouth eh?

        – esme the Cloudbuster

      • 158 Professor VJ Duke January 8, 2016 at 13:21

        Ooo, that’s a good word, you know.

      • 159 Esme upon the Cloud January 8, 2016 at 18:18

        I do. It fits in at the PL rather well methinks.

        – esme the all-knowing upon the Cloud

      • 160 Professor VJ Duke January 8, 2016 at 19:38

        Does does.

  21. 161 walt walker January 5, 2016 at 14:02

    Titanic, that’s the one where the boat sinks, I think. I hope I didn’t just ruin it for everyone. Not like that’s not the only thinking sinking around here. The nation is too you know, with Trump on the bow going “I’m king of the world!” And the Patriots. Although not like the Cowboys. That ship can’t be saved. Given time, everything will sink.

    Happy New Year!

    • 162 Professor VJ Duke January 5, 2016 at 19:45

      Haha. Sinks and sinks bad. But then again, I’m thinking they should remake the movie. A version when the boat doesn’t sink. It’s maybe lands on the reef or something.

      Are you a Cowboys fan, Mr. Walker?

      • 163 walt walker January 5, 2016 at 22:35

        A remake of Titanic? But the boat is at the bottom now. How can they remake it?

        I was a Cowboys fan. They’ve done everything they can to get rid of me, though, and it’s working.

      • 164 Professor VJ Duke January 6, 2016 at 13:10

        You and I must go on an expedition and bring it up. Imagine the gold we might find.

        *laughing lots and lots* But you do have a valid excuse. No Romio.

  22. 165 PorterGirl January 5, 2016 at 13:01

    I was having a marvellous time reading along until the last paragraph confused me entirely *laughs* My brain is only very small, after all. My nephew has a hoverboard, it is very cool indeed – but not so great for indoor use.
    Happ New Year, Professor! It’s good to have you and TPL back once more!

    • 166 Professor VJ Duke January 5, 2016 at 19:44

      That last paragraph is something, I must admit. But isn’t interesting how Trump connects to the Patriots? I’ve never noticed it before. A wonder.

      He does not!! Does he? I might thieve it, if it’s not pink, of course.

      • 167 PorterGirl January 5, 2016 at 20:37

        It is indeed a wonder! I shall be pondering it all evening, now. It’s black! Looks rather vicious, too.

      • 168 Professor VJ Duke January 6, 2016 at 13:07

        Now that is simply awesomely cool, I think. Black and vicious? Nice.

      • 169 PorterGirl January 6, 2016 at 13:11

        I think perhaps a red one would be better, all in all.

      • 170 Professor VJ Duke January 6, 2016 at 13:12

        You know, I say you’re right. More my style, too.

      • 171 PorterGirl January 6, 2016 at 13:16

        Red suits you very well indeed, I say.

      • 172 Professor VJ Duke January 6, 2016 at 22:36

        Unless I’m trying to hide, of course.

      • 173 PorterGirl January 7, 2016 at 05:15

        You could hide in tomato soup.

      • 174 Professor VJ Duke January 7, 2016 at 14:50

        I’m thinking that would burn the nose for some reason…

      • 175 PorterGirl January 7, 2016 at 14:56

        Very good point. At least then it would also be red *laughs*

      • 176 Professor VJ Duke January 8, 2016 at 13:19

        *laughing* Don’t things turn black when burnt?

      • 177 PorterGirl January 10, 2016 at 07:52

        The sun burnt my nose once and it went red! *laughing lots*

      • 178 Professor VJ Duke January 11, 2016 at 14:11

        Oh. Good point. The sun does do that, the bugger.

      • 179 PorterGirl January 11, 2016 at 14:19

        I am not so sure if soup does the same, I am no expert, of course.

      • 180 Professor VJ Duke January 12, 2016 at 13:47

        We must catch a rat to test out your new theory.

      • 181 PorterGirl January 12, 2016 at 14:05

        I shall put Terry onto it right away.

      • 182 Professor VJ Duke January 12, 2016 at 19:09

        How is the beast doing, btw?

      • 183 PorterGirl January 12, 2016 at 19:33

        He is doing just brilliantly, thank you. He sends his regards.

      • 184 Professor VJ Duke January 13, 2016 at 13:48

        I shall give him a tummy rub soon.

      • 185 PorterGirl January 13, 2016 at 14:27

        Oh, he will love that, thank you. When I tell him that he will be most delighted.

      • 186 Professor VJ Duke January 13, 2016 at 23:44

        I hope so. One must make sure Terry is happy, after all.

      • 187 PorterGirl January 14, 2016 at 09:22

        Absolutely. Or he will make the cranky noise.

      • 188 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2016 at 13:11

        And we definitely don’t want that!

      • 189 PorterGirl January 15, 2016 at 17:54

        No sir-ee!

      • 190 Professor VJ Duke January 17, 2016 at 19:27

        Not at all.


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