The professor might rampage. You see, yesterday the internet was playing a game with me. It shut off lots and then turned on lots. It was vexing. Nearly made me riot, which is worse than rampaging, if you’re wondering.
But anyways and some…
So, looky here!
It’s a well-known fact that the professor is heartless.
It’s also well-known that he fought on the battlefields of Troy with Hector.
It’s also well-known that Hector was the professor’s mentor.
…here is proof:
The professor’s short sword.
Isn’t it fearsome looking?
I shall rampage with it soon.
That sword, see, proves that I fought on the plains of Troy. How else would I get such a fine weapon? *is proud*
Also, here’s my man, Beetlejuice: