How To Get Rid of Unwanted Food At Dinner

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There was a dog running about the place.

That’s always a good thing when you’re over someone’s house at dinner.

See, if you get served something that is ugly, you can get rid of it in a hurry or two.

Or three hurries–if it’s real bad.

I bet this is set-up, this picture.

I bet this is set-up, this picture.

“You can sit here, PVJ,” she said, pulling out my chair.

I sat. Just because it’s the polite thing to do. Usually I like to feel the cushion before sitting, but I didn’t. The professor was trying to be polite, see.

#PoliteStinks

It was a puffy chair. You know, one of those dadblame things that sorta push you higher, even though you want to sit lower.

My legs were touching the bottom of the table.

This wasn’t good. There was no way to sneak food under the table to the dog in this position.

Dadblameit.

Everyone took their seats. There were about 8 people. That’s not bad. With that many people, one doesn’t need to worry about conversation, see.

I would’ve leaned back and relaxed, but my legs were sorta stuck. It was an issue, I tell you.

“Everyone seated?” she asked.

It was a silly question; an obvious question; a question that shouldn’t have been asked.

‘She’ was the hostess, see. Her husband sat next to her.

We were all served this mushy stuff. And I had to get rid of it.

I did take a taste. Now it was the dog’s turn.

The problem was this: The dog was sitting in the corner, not too far from me, but far enough.

I beckoned to him. Nothing.

“So, PVJ, how’s your work coming?”

“Good,” I answered quickly. “But it’s not worth talking about, since it happened earlier and this is later.”

It was a terse answer, but I was trying to make eye contact with the dog. I couldn’t be bothered.

There were some mutterings from the guests. But I listened not.

I motioned to the dog. Again. This time, he stood into a sitting position. (Only dogs can pull that off, you know.)

“Why are you waving at the dog?” one fellow asked.

“Oh…just saying hi to everyone is all.”

“So, PVJ…” 

Same woman as before.

“What do you do for work?”

See, women always seem to ask leading questions or fake questions. You know, it’s like they’re gearing up or getting ready to ask the big one. But they’re just not brave enough to come out and ask it.

“I’m not really sure.”

And this professor beckoned the dog again. I was trying to be discrete, but that was over as soon as the dog bounded over to me, jumped up, and buried his head into my plate.

That worked well. I wouldn’t have to eat any of it.

#ProfessorWins

“What a misbehaved dog,” I noted. “I can’t believe this mess.”

“That’s okay,” the hostess replied. “We’ve got plenty more food.”

Dadblameit. 

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185 Responses to “How To Get Rid of Unwanted Food At Dinner”


  1. 1 Sonya Solomonovich February 24, 2016 at 23:29

    Haha so true about how dogs can stand to a sitting position!

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke February 25, 2016 at 14:42

      I know! Aren’t you jealous? I am.

      • 3 Sonya Solomonovich February 29, 2016 at 16:46

        I am too, though lately I’ve been dreaming of being an evil wizard rather than a dog.

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke March 1, 2016 at 02:01

        An evil wizard! With or without a beard? I’m always uncertain about that for myself.

      • 5 Sonya Solomonovich March 1, 2016 at 14:14

        Perhaps just a small beard or a Van Dyke?

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke March 2, 2016 at 19:15

        A van dyke? Is that a sword?

  2. 7 FictionFan February 24, 2016 at 21:14

    Whaaaaaaaattt! How could you be so rude, Mr Rudesby?!? Poor dog! Why should it have to eat your rotten food. Go out and get a nice steak or four and take them round to the dog immediately! See, if you’d been wearing a kilt you could have put the mushy stuff in your sporran… #KiltsAreCool

    • 8 Professor VJ Duke February 25, 2016 at 14:39

      Yes, but if I’d been wearing a kilt it might’ve been drafty, see. #GirlsWearKilts

      But he ate it of his own volition! I didn’t make him, promise. I think he wanted it. Plus, wasn’t it his duty as the host?

      • 9 FictionFan February 25, 2016 at 19:11

        Do you mean draughty? #YanksCan’tSpellForToffee(Taffy)

        But had you asked him, I bet he’d have preferred steak! Nah, if he’d been the host, you’d have been given dog food for dinner.

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke February 25, 2016 at 23:39

        Draughty? Isn’t that when someone is thirsty?

        Dog?! Well, I would’ve tried it. I would’ve been a sport, mind you.

      • 11 FictionFan February 26, 2016 at 01:48

        Tchah! Probably! In America!

        Ah, if only the hostess had known that, she could have solved the menu problem immediately.

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke February 26, 2016 at 14:13

        *makes a face* Still it would’ve been terrible! And I think you make up words, the sudden. *nods*

  3. 13 L. Marie February 24, 2016 at 13:04

    Moral of this story: never eat at that couple’s house again. Or, if eating there is unavoidable, volunteer to take the dog for a walk, then sneak away to a better eating establishment. One that takes dogs, of course.

    • 14 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2016 at 14:31

      *laughs* But what if I never show up again? They’ll call the police and file a missing person report. Dadblameit.

  4. 15 John W. Howell February 23, 2016 at 22:53

    Hmm. Maybe the second time around the dog would enjoy some wine with your mushy stuff.

    • 16 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2016 at 14:30

      You know, he did quite enjoy the meal. I was going to offer him the wine, too, but it was some sort of chocolate wine.

      • 17 John W. Howell February 24, 2016 at 16:43

        UGH. Sounds downright ugly.

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke February 25, 2016 at 14:33

        It was awfully ugly. If you were there, you might have shattered the bottle.

      • 19 John W. Howell February 25, 2016 at 19:56

        Or poured it over ice cream

      • 20 Professor VJ Duke February 25, 2016 at 23:42

        That’d still…be a bit weird, you must admit.

      • 21 John W. Howell February 26, 2016 at 02:08

        Okay, you are right. Break the bottle.

      • 22 Professor VJ Duke February 26, 2016 at 14:23

        Accidentally or on purpose?

      • 23 John W. Howell February 26, 2016 at 22:01

        On purpose

      • 24 Professor VJ Duke February 29, 2016 at 13:46

        Only way to do it.

      • 25 John W. Howell February 29, 2016 at 18:49

        So true.

      • 26 Professor VJ Duke March 1, 2016 at 02:13

        I’ve never done it, tho. *ashamed*

      • 27 John W. Howell March 1, 2016 at 14:16

        Well, just trow it against that rock over there.

      • 28 Professor VJ Duke March 2, 2016 at 19:16

        *throws* I’ve waited my whole life to do that. I feel like James Cagney now.

      • 29 John W. Howell March 2, 2016 at 20:57

        Look at him ma. He’s on top of the world

      • 30 Professor VJ Duke March 3, 2016 at 14:42

        *Laughs* And here i shall stay, for the minute.

      • 31 John W. Howell March 3, 2016 at 17:19

        Good for you.

      • 32 Professor VJ Duke March 4, 2016 at 15:24

        I’m proud about it.

      • 33 John W. Howell March 4, 2016 at 17:50

        It should be around of you.

      • 34 Professor VJ Duke March 7, 2016 at 20:39

        I think it might be, you know.

      • 35 John W. Howell March 8, 2016 at 01:46

        Yes it might.

      • 36 Professor VJ Duke March 9, 2016 at 14:28

        What a thingy.

      • 37 John W. Howell March 9, 2016 at 21:38

        Pride or the rock or the bottle?

      • 38 Professor VJ Duke March 10, 2016 at 14:05

        Well, all three. But Pride. It’s the thing of the world.

      • 39 John W. Howell March 10, 2016 at 20:28

        Pride goeth before the fall. Hand on to it.

      • 40 Professor VJ Duke March 11, 2016 at 14:06

        Right, right. What was I thinking.

      • 41 John W. Howell March 11, 2016 at 14:09

        I don’t know.

      • 42 Professor VJ Duke March 11, 2016 at 14:12

        It’s your fault, I’m sure.

      • 43 John W. Howell March 11, 2016 at 20:20

        Always. Unless it’s your fault.

      • 44 Professor VJ Duke March 14, 2016 at 14:05

        That’s so rare, it’s a thing.

      • 45 John W. Howell March 14, 2016 at 14:09

        a thing to be recorded.

      • 46 Professor VJ Duke March 14, 2016 at 14:14

        Or hidden.

  5. 47 Haylee February 23, 2016 at 19:45

    Hahaha, this was hilarious! Probably not for you but I certainly found it amusing. Remind me never to invite you for a meal though – I’m afraid I might see it as challenge to make you talk!
    My friend used to hide food under the carpet when he didn’t like it. It worked, until it started smelling like a body was under there…

    • 48 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2016 at 14:30

      Oh, we’d talk just fine. About cellos, about star wars, about movies I never see, about things like that. We’d even talk about katanas, I’m sure. *Laughs* Under the carpet! You should’ve said that sooner. I”ll try it next time.

      • 49 Haylee February 24, 2016 at 17:24

        I feel we’d run out of time to talk of anything see if we started with the subject of films… ;)

      • 50 Professor VJ Duke February 25, 2016 at 14:35

        *laughs* Is there a film you haven’t seen?

      • 51 Haylee February 25, 2016 at 17:23

        Of course – I don’t spend ALL my time watching films! For instance, I only saw Goonies and The Breakfast Club last year and they’re supposed to be rite of passage films. My list will still be way shorter than yours, I’d wager!

      • 52 Professor VJ Duke February 25, 2016 at 23:36

        Yeah, I’ve never seen those ones…but I’ve seen lots of classics! Like…Gone with the Wind! *is proud*

      • 53 Haylee February 26, 2016 at 10:41

        Yay! There’s hope for you yet. :) Breakfast at Tiffany’s?

      • 54 Professor VJ Duke February 26, 2016 at 14:28

        I’ve heard of it! And played some of the music from it!!

      • 55 Haylee February 26, 2016 at 16:27

        Moon River? 👏🏼 Please tell me you have an internet display of said rendition?

      • 56 Professor VJ Duke February 29, 2016 at 13:38

        I don’t…but it’s a great song to play!!

      • 57 Haylee February 29, 2016 at 14:20

        😔 Bother! Well, no matter. There are still three weeks to my birthday. Just throwing that out there…

      • 58 Professor VJ Duke March 1, 2016 at 01:51

        Haha. Ah, how old shall you be? How old? How old? (Sorry. I’m being the King from the King & I, mind.)

      • 59 Haylee March 1, 2016 at 10:34

        Well, you should never ask a lady her age! But… I’ll be the age of the only number in the English language where all the letters are in alphabetical order.

      • 60 Professor VJ Duke March 2, 2016 at 19:12

        I know they say that…but why? See, I really don’t know. Everyone is always asking me my age. It’s vexing, see. *riots* Now…that’s got me stumped, Ms. Riddler.

      • 61 Haylee March 2, 2016 at 21:24

        Haha, I have foiled the Professor… Maybe. I’m sure you can work it out really but being slightly cryptic is more fun. I don’t know why you shouldn’t ask – my nana always said it wasn’t polite and ladies wanted to keep an air of mystery. Nobody knew her real age until she died, not even my grandad!

      • 62 Professor VJ Duke March 3, 2016 at 14:42

        Seriously?! That’s just cheating! I mean, did he ever celebrate her birthday?

      • 63 Haylee March 3, 2016 at 15:24

        Oh, absolutely he was just always a few years behind what it should have been!

      • 64 Professor VJ Duke March 4, 2016 at 15:18

        *laughs* I bet she kinda like that.

  6. 65 Nancy Loderick February 23, 2016 at 19:26

    Well Professor,

    Next time you should come to dinner better prepared, perhaps a small plastic bag that is easily hidden on your body. You could subtly, and the key word is subtly, shovel the unwanted food into the bag and quickly stash it on your person.

    Of course, just as you would be getting up to leave is when the dog might make an appearance and come running over to you!

    Perhaps instead you could just tell the hostess that you are allergic to food. :)

    Nancy

    • 66 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2016 at 14:29

      I love all these options! Brilliant advice, Nancy. I think Mr. Ken would’ve done what I did, see.

      • 67 Nancy Loderick February 24, 2016 at 16:24

        Well Professor,

        Mr. Ken would have very carefully checked out the menu before even replying to a dinner invitation! :)

        Nancy

      • 68 Professor VJ Duke February 25, 2016 at 14:32

        *laughing* That’s very smart of him. I need to learn from Mr. Ken.

  7. 69 Simply Skeptical February 23, 2016 at 18:43

    Aww. They sound like really nice folks with plenty of grub for their guests. Always important to have more than enough than not enough. How rude to run out of food for your guests. Perhaps your second serving was abundant to make up for your loss.

    • 70 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2016 at 14:27

      Well, they weren’t that nice, tell you what. But they were kinda weird. Like trout.

  8. 71 Heartafire February 23, 2016 at 16:44

    Wise host, I always make plenty of food, just in case. Even the dog is a no show.

    • 72 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2016 at 14:27

      Plenty of food is a good thing. But, do you suppose she got the recipe wrong?

      • 73 Heartafire February 24, 2016 at 16:15

        it happens. That’s why we have dogs or sheep.

      • 74 Professor VJ Duke February 25, 2016 at 14:31

        Sheep! You have sheep? Capital.

      • 75 Heartafire February 25, 2016 at 14:50

        doesn’t everyone?

      • 76 Professor VJ Duke February 25, 2016 at 23:28

        *mouth drops* I don’t! Unless…you share, of course.

      • 77 Heartafire February 26, 2016 at 13:24

        No sheep? Of course you can visit mine whenever you feel like it.

      • 78 Professor VJ Duke February 26, 2016 at 14:28

        Can I have the brown one?

      • 79 Heartafire February 26, 2016 at 16:47

        Brown sheep….sure you can have that one.

      • 80 Professor VJ Duke February 29, 2016 at 13:38

        I think he looks like me, after all.

      • 81 Heartafire February 29, 2016 at 14:44

        I imagined you more as the black sheep. Now that was rude, I apologize here and now!

      • 82 Professor VJ Duke March 1, 2016 at 01:55

        *laughing lots* No, no. You’re right. A black sheep–with red eyes!!

      • 83 Heartafire March 1, 2016 at 03:24

        and I was just getting over my night terrors!

      • 84 Professor VJ Duke March 2, 2016 at 19:09

        With fangs, of course.

      • 85 Heartafire March 2, 2016 at 19:28

        goes without saying!

      • 86 Professor VJ Duke March 3, 2016 at 14:37

        *laughs*

  9. 87 walt walker February 23, 2016 at 16:04

    Next time you should bring your own food. Like in a styrofoam take out box. That way you get to disrupt things AND eat what you want.

    • 88 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2016 at 14:26

      *nods* Yes, that makes the most sense. See, but how would it be when invited to dinner, I brought dinner? That’d be something, you must admit.

  10. 89 Alastair Savage February 23, 2016 at 16:01

    Just don’t offer it any dessert – chocolate is poisonous to dogs. That would not be a good ending to your invitation to dinner.

    • 90 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2016 at 14:24

      Would he drop dead on the spot?

      • 91 Alastair Savage February 24, 2016 at 14:38

        Apparently it takes a while so you might get away with it if you leave the dinner early.

      • 92 Professor VJ Duke February 25, 2016 at 14:23

        But then I’d be a dog murderer. And I might blame you just a bit, you know.

  11. 93 PorterGirl February 23, 2016 at 15:27

    Aha! This was a genius endeavour on your part, Professor – but how rude of the hostess to have more food! You should dine with people who have better manners in future. The dog was the most polite person there. And you make a good point about women and their questions.

    • 94 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2016 at 14:24

      Haha. See, now, I never thought I’d hear you say that about food! But you would’ve agreed in this case. The dog tried, poor thing. We were buds after that, see. Best buds. Sort of. Questions are tricky things.

      • 95 PorterGirl February 24, 2016 at 16:09

        I know! I was about to offer to eat it for you, but I sensed it really was that bad. What a fabulous chap the dog must be, I say. Now, questions seem tricky but I actually find answers to be far, far worse.

      • 96 Professor VJ Duke February 25, 2016 at 14:29

        Answers to rotten questions are the worst ever, ever. Now, that dog was a gentleman. Since he was sorta the host, it was his duty to clean my plate. A gentleman, I tell you.

      • 97 PorterGirl February 25, 2016 at 15:17

        What a gentleman, indeed! We could all learn a thing for two from that fellow. I am instantly a fan of his, the sudden.

      • 98 Professor VJ Duke February 25, 2016 at 23:31

        You should get a picture with him and show Terry, who might be chuffed. Or jealous.

      • 99 PorterGirl February 26, 2016 at 09:08

        Now there’s a good idea. Terry is somewhat jealous of Big Ted. But even he couldn’t fail to see the awesomeness of this fine furry fellow. I want a picture with him!

      • 100 Professor VJ Duke February 26, 2016 at 14:26

        Terry might try to claw him a bit. Is he still getting bigger, the bugger?

      • 101 PorterGirl February 26, 2016 at 21:12

        He gets bigger every day. Must be the steak, I think.

      • 102 Professor VJ Duke February 29, 2016 at 13:45

        That is it exactly! And no exercise, too.

      • 103 PorterGirl February 29, 2016 at 14:17

        He does go out a-prowling but you’re right – the beast has become far too lazy.

      • 104 Professor VJ Duke March 1, 2016 at 01:48

        Get him a mouse or something. Or maybe an owl to chase.

      • 105 PorterGirl March 1, 2016 at 08:52

        The owls around here are huge – he could do with a challenge.

      • 106 Professor VJ Duke March 2, 2016 at 19:10

        You’ve got Attack Owls! Cool.

      • 107 PorterGirl March 2, 2016 at 19:33

        Yeah! I wonder if they are armed….

      • 108 Professor VJ Duke March 3, 2016 at 14:38

        With claws!

      • 109 PorterGirl March 3, 2016 at 16:22

        And… machine guns!

      • 110 Professor VJ Duke March 4, 2016 at 15:22

        now that’d be cool!

      • 111 PorterGirl March 4, 2016 at 17:36

        But would they be boy or girl machine guns? Hmm!

      • 112 Professor VJ Duke March 7, 2016 at 20:36

        Well girl machine guns aren’t real ones. So, let’s hope boy!

      • 113 PorterGirl March 7, 2016 at 21:03

        *laughs* You are so right, of course. Let’s hope for a boy!

      • 114 Professor VJ Duke March 9, 2016 at 14:22

        *laughing* Or a snake.

      • 115 PorterGirl March 9, 2016 at 14:27

        Yes – because there is no difference between boy snakes and girl snakes. Probably.

      • 116 Professor VJ Duke March 9, 2016 at 14:45

        Well, there has to be. Otherwise, no little snakes, see.

      • 117 PorterGirl March 9, 2016 at 14:49

        You make a good point – but I believe that snakes come from eggs, which pop out of the ground. Besides – how would they… make little snakes? They are not build for such things, see.

      • 118 Professor VJ Duke March 10, 2016 at 13:52

        Oh boy. I’m not sure how the whole thing works. Maybe what you said is true. Maybe snakes appear from dust. Maybe snakes come up from…you know, down there. Or maybe there’s just 100 snakes left in the world.

      • 119 PorterGirl March 10, 2016 at 14:22

        ‘Come up from… you know, down there’ *laughing lots* Wherever could you mean?! I think there might be 105.

      • 120 Professor VJ Duke March 11, 2016 at 13:56

        Well everyone knows they come from hell!! 105. The buggers have more of an army than I first thought.

      • 121 PorterGirl March 13, 2016 at 10:22

        Do they?! Oh my. We might need a big army.

      • 122 Professor VJ Duke March 14, 2016 at 14:08

        The bigger the better.

      • 123 PorterGirl March 14, 2016 at 14:21

        Always the way with armies. And dinner.

      • 124 Professor VJ Duke March 15, 2016 at 13:08

        And lunch.

  12. 125 Susan P February 23, 2016 at 14:46

    Hoist by your own petard!

    • 126 Jackie February 23, 2016 at 17:07

      Well said!

      • 127 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2016 at 14:27

        It was rather well said. *admires too*

    • 128 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2016 at 14:22

      What’s a petard?

      • 129 Susan P February 24, 2016 at 14:24

        Look it up.

      • 130 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2016 at 14:33

        My dictionary is too big to find things in.

      • 131 Susan P February 24, 2016 at 16:25

        I guess you will have to do without. ;)

      • 132 Professor VJ Duke February 25, 2016 at 14:32

        I’ll riot, you know.

      • 133 Susan P February 25, 2016 at 14:51

        I will send George after you. And Teddy.

      • 134 Professor VJ Duke February 25, 2016 at 23:28

        And Teddy? That’s getting unfair now.

      • 135 Susan P February 26, 2016 at 14:51

        Teddy will give you a look of adoration and wants a cookie.

      • 136 Professor VJ Duke February 29, 2016 at 13:30

        I think I can manage that, yep.

      • 137 Susan P February 29, 2016 at 14:37

        Teddy said he wants two.

      • 138 Professor VJ Duke March 1, 2016 at 01:53

        Two? Tell him to be decent to me.

      • 139 Susan P March 1, 2016 at 02:30

        He said he will see if George will share.

      • 140 Professor VJ Duke March 2, 2016 at 19:05

        I think I must wrestle George a bit.

      • 141 Susan P March 2, 2016 at 22:27

        He is very fast.

      • 142 Professor VJ Duke March 3, 2016 at 14:43

        As fast as the professor?

      • 143 Susan P March 3, 2016 at 14:52

        Oh, much faster. Like the wind.

      • 144 Professor VJ Duke March 4, 2016 at 15:16

        The wind is only so fast, mind.

      • 145 Susan P March 4, 2016 at 15:43

        Oh! The mind is faster than the wind.

      • 146 Professor VJ Duke March 7, 2016 at 20:34

        Not the professorish mind.

      • 147 Susan P March 8, 2016 at 18:23

        Can you prove it?

      • 148 Professor VJ Duke March 9, 2016 at 14:39

        Maybe…?

      • 149 Susan P March 9, 2016 at 15:25

        You sound uncertain. Ya gotta look’him in the eyes/

      • 150 Professor VJ Duke March 10, 2016 at 13:57

        That might scare me.

      • 151 Susan P March 10, 2016 at 14:11

        You did not just tell me you are scared? Never say it!

      • 152 Professor VJ Duke March 11, 2016 at 13:54

        I…I was just…kidding!

      • 153 Susan P March 11, 2016 at 14:19

        *looks at him with a big stare*

      • 154 Professor VJ Duke March 14, 2016 at 13:51

        I shan’t shudder. I shan’t shudder. Maybe just a bit.

      • 155 Susan P March 14, 2016 at 13:59

        *makes a funny face*

      • 156 Professor VJ Duke March 14, 2016 at 14:11

        *makes one back*

      • 157 Susan P March 14, 2016 at 18:07

        Woo-hoo! Where did ya get the purple shoes?

      • 158 Professor VJ Duke March 15, 2016 at 13:14

        Purple shoes? They’re red!

      • 159 Susan P March 15, 2016 at 14:24

        Purple, red…all about the same.

      • 160 Professor VJ Duke March 17, 2016 at 02:48

        Tis not! *huffs*

      • 161 Susan P April 3, 2016 at 00:35

        I have heard that men may be color blind.

      • 162 Professor VJ Duke April 3, 2016 at 20:53

        Seriously? I don’t like this, the sudden.

      • 163 Susan P April 3, 2016 at 23:49

        Not all of them. I expect you show up in full colors.

      • 164 Professor VJ Duke April 4, 2016 at 15:05

        I will, of course. All my colors. *nods*

      • 165 Susan P April 4, 2016 at 17:09

        How many colors do you have.

      • 166 Professor VJ Duke April 5, 2016 at 13:47

        Three main ones…and they mix together for the others. *nods*

      • 167 Susan P April 5, 2016 at 21:03

        Did you meet Leonardo DA Vinci ?

      • 168 Professor VJ Duke April 6, 2016 at 14:21

        Is he the chap that has a long gray beard?

      • 169 Susan P April 6, 2016 at 23:08

        He is an artist. A very one.

      • 170 Professor VJ Duke April 7, 2016 at 16:58

        Now that is a great saying there.

      • 171 Susan P April 7, 2016 at 21:28

        Have you met one?

      • 172 Professor VJ Duke April 8, 2016 at 18:46

        Oh bunches. I can’t stand them, usually.

      • 173 Susan P April 9, 2016 at 16:05

        You are um one of them.

      • 174 Professor VJ Duke April 11, 2016 at 13:48

        Me? *gulps and dies*

      • 175 Susan P April 20, 2016 at 14:11

        Nice recovering.

      • 176 Professor VJ Duke April 21, 2016 at 13:05

        *bows*

      • 177 Susan P April 21, 2016 at 20:54

        Pretty quick, aren’t you?

      • 178 Professor VJ Duke April 25, 2016 at 13:32

        Quicker than a rabbit with four feet!

      • 179 Susan P April 25, 2016 at 14:34

        I can’t do better than that.

      • 180 Professor VJ Duke April 26, 2016 at 13:28

        Humph noodles.

      • 181 Susan P April 26, 2016 at 13:52

        donuts

      • 182 Professor VJ Duke April 27, 2016 at 12:01

        I’ll take one.

      • 183 Susan P March 8, 2016 at 18:26

        That is debatable.

      • 184 Professor VJ Duke March 9, 2016 at 14:39

        Is not maybe!

      • 185 Susan P March 9, 2016 at 15:28

        Harry never gives up. You should beware.


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