What is this, do you suppose?

professor speaks

So, yes, that’s the question. What is this, do you suppose?

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Now, there could be a few answers to that question.

But I’m talking about the long, stringy, green plant-like thingy in the forefront of the picture.

Dost thou know?

I’m not sure either.

Someone mentioned an onion.

I don’t believe it, of course.

After all, this is an onion:

This Is What Happens When You Put An Onion In Your Ear Overnight

Ew no! I meant this:

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This is a great lesson why never to search for things on google. You might get anything.

Here we are:

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Now I’ve completely lost my train of thought.

So, here, dadblame it all.

Naked Mole Rat

Naked Mole Rat

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167 Responses to “What is this, do you suppose?”


  1. 1 Freakishly Fangirlish April 4, 2016 at 18:11

    Wait…Han Solo is an…onion?

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke April 5, 2016 at 13:49

      The worst kind. *nods* Didn’t you know this?

      • 3 Freakishly Fangirlish April 5, 2016 at 14:26

        …I had no idea… I thought he was just super awesome and my fave character of all time…how did i not know he was an onion all along??

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke April 6, 2016 at 14:11

        *shakes head* We must work on your spy skills, Em!

      • 5 Freakishly Fangirlish April 6, 2016 at 14:23

        I know! I’ve been focusing too much on stalking as of late, and not enough on spying.

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke April 6, 2016 at 14:27

        Yes, yes. You must spy first, stalk later. There the rules, remember.

      • 7 Freakishly Fangirlish April 6, 2016 at 17:49

        Ah, true. I do keep forgetting about that rule… not sure why

      • 8 Professor VJ Duke April 7, 2016 at 16:47

        I keep all the rules written on my sleeve so I can remember them, see.

      • 9 Freakishly Fangirlish April 7, 2016 at 17:31

        Oh. I only have my heart written on my sleeve….no rules

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke April 8, 2016 at 18:37

        Your heart? What’s it look like?

      • 11 Freakishly Fangirlish April 8, 2016 at 18:45

        It’s very confused and messy and kinda gross, because hearts usually are.

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke April 8, 2016 at 18:56

        *nods* And special, tho. Hearts are special. I’m heartless, of course.

      • 13 Freakishly Fangirlish April 8, 2016 at 19:05

        I always saw you as having two hearts, like the Doctor

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke April 11, 2016 at 13:38

        Wait. The Doctor has two hearts?

      • 15 Freakishly Fangirlish April 11, 2016 at 17:24

        You didn’t know that?? *hand to heart*

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke April 12, 2016 at 13:20

        Not at all! Where’s his second one at?

      • 17 Freakishly Fangirlish April 12, 2016 at 13:55

        Pretty sure it’s still in his chest…. Maybe his finger? There is a pulse in your wrist, maybe it’s there?

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke April 13, 2016 at 13:38

        You know, I’m–the sudden–thinking he’s heartless too.

      • 19 Freakishly Fangirlish April 13, 2016 at 17:25

        Well, the 12th might be. He’s pretty old, maybe his heart deteriorated or something

      • 20 Professor VJ Duke April 14, 2016 at 13:33

        Sorta just melted right out of his chest.

      • 21 Freakishly Fangirlish April 14, 2016 at 13:54

        Like that guy’s face in Indiana Jones haha, when they open the Ark of the Covenant.

      • 22 Professor VJ Duke April 15, 2016 at 12:52

        Oh yeah! I love that scene. Have you seen the new one with the crystal skulls?

      • 23 Freakishly Fangirlish April 15, 2016 at 13:40

        No, I never got around to it. But i heard say that there’s a new movie coming out with a new Indie also :P

      • 24 Professor VJ Duke April 18, 2016 at 12:27

        Yes…was it that chap from Jurassic World?

  2. 25 Sonya Solomonovich April 1, 2016 at 12:21

    The sight of a naked mole rat never fails to make me laugh! But what is your opinion of leeks, professor?

    • 26 Professor VJ Duke April 1, 2016 at 14:54

      Oh I think I love them! Especially in potato soup, don’t you?

      • 27 Sonya Solomonovich April 1, 2016 at 15:36

        Yes, they’re awesome. I’ve never cooked with leeks before, and I’ve just recently made a sort of brunchy dish with eggs and leeks and greek yogurt.

      • 28 Professor VJ Duke April 3, 2016 at 20:40

        Oh that sounds so good! And tasty. I’m trying to go on a diet, don’t you know.

  3. 29 Esme upon the Cloud March 24, 2016 at 09:59

    Chives! There are some growing on the Cloud.

    – esme nodding and chewing chives upon the Cloud

    • 30 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2016 at 13:56

      What does a cloud do with such things?

      • 31 Esme upon the Cloud March 24, 2016 at 15:00

        Nefarious deeds of an evening I’ve no doubt, but the rest of the time they work well chopped finely in salad dressings.

        – esme holding up a bunch upon the Cloud

      • 32 Professor VJ Duke March 25, 2016 at 18:26

        Nefarious sounds like a bad veggie, you know.

  4. 33 L. Marie March 23, 2016 at 13:20

    I agree with Heartafire. Looks like scallions. They want to come up and visit you.

    • 34 Professor VJ Duke March 23, 2016 at 14:05

      Should I eat them to many deaths? I think so.

      • 35 L. Marie March 24, 2016 at 13:10

        I think you should!

      • 36 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2016 at 13:56

        I’ll pluck them, boil them, and see what happens!

  5. 37 progbeawr831 March 22, 2016 at 22:59

    Booker T and the MG’s want their onions back

    • 38 Professor VJ Duke March 23, 2016 at 14:05

      Can you deliver them to them, please?

      • 39 progbeawr831 March 23, 2016 at 16:33

        Well………. they actually prefer it to be delivered to them in 4/4 time 12bar blues with a groove inflection from Pink Anderson and Floyd Council, ya dig?

      • 40 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2016 at 13:46

        I dig, I dig. Particular key? G? B?

      • 41 progbeawr831 March 24, 2016 at 15:18

        Let’s go traditional and do it in E ; )

      • 42 Professor VJ Duke March 25, 2016 at 18:26

        E it is, my man.

      • 43 progbeawr831 March 24, 2016 at 15:19

        Mostly cuz I can play a bit of blues in E lol

      • 44 Professor VJ Duke March 25, 2016 at 18:26

        Like Tommy Emmanuel!

      • 45 progbeawr831 March 25, 2016 at 18:32

        Who now? Well so long as he brings burritos ok?! Extra sour cream and guacamole in mine please!

      • 46 Professor VJ Duke March 25, 2016 at 18:41

        I’ll see if I can get him to do it. He’s from Australia, see.

      • 47 progbeawr831 March 25, 2016 at 19:03

        HEY NOW! Get him to bring some Croc-rritos then! lol Now I will have to look him up!

      • 48 Professor VJ Duke March 28, 2016 at 14:02

        You must! Hahahaha. Croc-rritos. I’m not sure I’d try that…

      • 49 progbeawr831 March 28, 2016 at 16:37

        I’ve eaten Alligator and it’s just as they say…tastes like chicken. So here’s my question… Cannibals in New Guinea say that human flesh tastes like chicken, therefore chicken should taste like human right? But that’s the same thing and not possible unless you serve it up the exact same way twice right?

      • 50 Professor VJ Duke March 29, 2016 at 12:58

        Now this is a thing. Quite a confusing thing, really. I say…I’m sure I don’t taste like chicken.

      • 51 progbeawr831 March 29, 2016 at 17:24

        I LOVE Chicken! It’s awesome and I do conduct myself when outside because I think people might call the cops if I said I was eating somebody’s left leg at a restaurant when I ordered “chicken” yeeeeaaaaahhhhh chicken that’s it, surrrrrrrrrrre we’ll call it that for now…..mmmhmmmm!!!!

      • 52 Professor VJ Duke March 30, 2016 at 13:06

        *laughs* Come on! You can’t be scared of the cops!

      • 53 progbeawr831 March 30, 2016 at 17:35

        No it’s not the cops I’m scared of but the Rubber Walrus Protector Cops! Ya gotta watch out for them! Them and their rubber nipple suction cups make Grrrrrrrrrrreeeeaaat hickies!

      • 54 Professor VJ Duke April 1, 2016 at 14:51

        Nipple suction cups?! Goodness. What form of devilry is this?

      • 55 progbeawr831 April 1, 2016 at 16:26

        eets top secret mannnnnnnnnnnn!!!! I could tell you but then I’d have to shave your head and make you sell yogurt in the desert!

      • 56 Professor VJ Duke April 3, 2016 at 20:42

        Sell yogurt in the desert? Which desert? I cannot deny my heart has desired the desert.

      • 57 progbeawr831 April 3, 2016 at 21:24

        Perhaps the Gobi in the north end of China. Don’t know yet, have to look at the rotation schedule and see where we can fit you in

      • 58 Professor VJ Duke April 4, 2016 at 15:04

        Rotation schedule? This is a thing.

      • 59 progbeawr831 April 4, 2016 at 17:17

        Yes. Yes it is. This is a major undertaking and requires the skills of a ninja, the stealth of a ghost, the strength of your nose in the pub bathroom after some guy just finished off 12 beers and a dozen tacos and the mind of a Kwyjibob! You can do this!

      • 60 Professor VJ Duke April 5, 2016 at 13:47

        Okay, the last one scares me lots. I don’t know if my nose is that powerful…

      • 61 progbeawr831 April 5, 2016 at 16:49

        You CAN do it ! You can if you think you can! Wait no that’s from the Simpsons, perhaps we can travel back in time to the days of yore and cheese and tubes of A535 smeared all over the windshield of a 1982 Datsun….. Hmmmmmm To the Bat Mobile! No that’s in the shoppe. To the Mystery Mobile! Don’t mind the crumbs and the scent of pot in the back cuz you and I both know that Shaggy and Scooby were always hungry for a reason now!

      • 62 Professor VJ Duke April 6, 2016 at 14:15

        I knew it! I knew it! I always knew there was something up with those two.

  6. 63 Simply Skeptical March 22, 2016 at 20:40

    Yep! Total professorish thinkology. But why end with that poor naked fellow?

    • 64 Professor VJ Duke March 23, 2016 at 14:04

      Thinkology! Love that. Well, maybe he’s a naturalist.

  7. 65 Julie Harris March 22, 2016 at 19:58

    Green onions are the best ones!

    • 66 Professor VJ Duke March 23, 2016 at 14:04

      Even better than red?

  8. 67 Jackie March 22, 2016 at 19:55

    I don’t know what kind of plant that is. It could be just a weed or it could be what others have said – chives. Now on to the onion in the ear. If you put the center part of an onion in your ear it helps relieve earache pain. They say sleep with it in your ear but I would think that would create a secondary problem for the person who does this. Your ear feels better but you can’t get rid of the smell of onion.

    • 68 Professor VJ Duke March 23, 2016 at 14:04

      Ha. Is that what it’s for? That’s kinda cool. It’s like a natural remedy. Do you suppose it works?

      • 69 Jackie March 23, 2016 at 14:11

        I don’t know, I’ve never tried it. And yes it is a natural remedy.

      • 70 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2016 at 13:42

        Well, I like the sound of it a bit, I must admit.

  9. 71 John W. Howell March 22, 2016 at 19:54

    I have no idea what those green thingies are called. I know I wouldn’t invite them in for a drink. You never know what lurks in the heart of green.

    • 72 Professor VJ Duke March 23, 2016 at 14:03

      *Laughs* I never trusted veggies. Since childhood. Just not to be trusted. (Also, enjoying your book!)

      • 73 John W. Howell March 24, 2016 at 00:25

        I’m so glad your are enjoying it. Also you are right I never met a veggie that I would take home to meet mom.

      • 74 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2016 at 13:53

        I’ll tell you more when I finish, of course. I’m a slow reader, but it’s spicy, sir. See, that’s a thing. Maybe a carrot. If it was in a cake.

      • 75 John W. Howell March 25, 2016 at 02:01

        Ha ha ha. I’ll take the carrot description

      • 76 Professor VJ Duke March 25, 2016 at 18:40

        Yes, me too, I’m thinking.

      • 77 John W. Howell March 25, 2016 at 19:35

        :-)

  10. 78 Debbie March 22, 2016 at 18:36

    Argh, there’s that NMR again — just when I thought I’d never have to lay eyes on the poor thing!

    Your photo depicts wild garlic…or maybe wild onions. I understand they’re hard to get rid of. A warrior plant, don’t you know! At any rate, perhaps you’d be kind enough to give it a sniff and let your nose reveal which it is?!

    By the way, who puts onions in their ears? Is this a healthy fad I haven’t heard of??

    • 79 Professor VJ Duke March 23, 2016 at 14:03

      But imagine. To other NMR’s he might be cute, mind you. We can’t be sure.

      But…if it is those things, wouldn’t that be good? I mean, it’s edible, see.

      I don’t know! I was hoping you could tell me more about that. I’m quite confused by it.

  11. 80 walt walker March 22, 2016 at 17:31

    I kind of want to smush that NMR under my shoes, but I’m afraid… well, I mean he looks a bit… plump? I fear there would be rather a bit of mess to clean up.

    • 81 Professor VJ Duke March 23, 2016 at 14:01

      You want to squish it? Walt! The meanness. What if it cries?

      • 82 walt walker March 24, 2016 at 00:20

        Crying would not be very warriorish of the old fellow. No quarter, I say.

      • 83 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2016 at 13:52

        *stands back to watch* Okay, do it.

  12. 84 Haylee March 22, 2016 at 17:16

    Ooh, ooh *jumps with excitement* if it’s what I think it is… PULL IT OUT! I don’t think it’s plant life but I do think it will have something ‘attached’. Not an onion though. Much better. I hope I’m right – I’ll be very jealous if it’s what I think as I’ve never found one!!

    • 85 Professor VJ Duke March 23, 2016 at 14:01

      Oh goodness! What is it? I’m almost scared to know what I’ll find on the bottom.

      • 86 Haylee March 23, 2016 at 15:33

        It’s treasure, of sorts…

      • 87 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2016 at 13:45

        Ooo tell me! What is it? Not fair, you know.

      • 88 Haylee March 24, 2016 at 16:08

        Pull it out and see! It might not be but it could be a geocache – do you know what they are? If it is, this is a cleverly disguised type that I’ve only seen online, never found one in real life. That’s why I’m very intrigued!

      • 89 Professor VJ Duke March 25, 2016 at 18:29

        I’ve got no idea what it is! What is it? That’s kinda really cool. What is it? What is it?

      • 90 Haylee March 25, 2016 at 19:13

        Read this, it will explain all! And I think your ‘plant’ could be one like the photos :) https://www.geocaching.com/play


      • 91 Professor VJ Duke March 28, 2016 at 14:04

        That is so cool! Is it real? I’m digging this, the sudden.

      • 92 Haylee March 28, 2016 at 15:22

        Yes, it’s THE coolest game, ever! (IMO) You have to get involved, there are millions, hidden all over the world. Some in cities, some you have to swim / climb to, ranging in size from tiny ‘thimble’ cannisters to entire rooms! There’s rarely anything valuable inside, it’s more about the discovery – and leaving them for others to find. It’s like a secret society :) I’ve only found 103 so far…I’m pretty rubbish!

      • 93 Professor VJ Duke March 29, 2016 at 12:57

        Are you positive this is a real game?

      • 94 Haylee March 29, 2016 at 12:58

        Haha, why are you doubting me?!

      • 95 Professor VJ Duke March 29, 2016 at 12:59

        Cause it just seems too cool to be true!

      • 96 Haylee March 29, 2016 at 13:05

        Hmmm, I’ll find a way to prove it!

      • 97 Professor VJ Duke March 30, 2016 at 12:59

        You did prove it! Now I’m so tempted to try it out.

      • 98 Haylee March 30, 2016 at 13:50

        I really hope you do – granted it’s a bit geeky but it’s loads of fun when you’re out and about!

      • 99 Professor VJ Duke April 1, 2016 at 14:49

        What sorts of things can one find?

      • 100 Haylee April 1, 2016 at 15:44

        Generally, the finding is the main goal – there’s always a record sheet inside so you can sign to show you’ve discovered it. FTF (first to find) caches sometimes have bigger incentives, such as cash, vouchers but not always. Very often, there’ll be a travel bug or geocoin inside. You’re allowed to take these but not keep them. The idea is to move them to another cache and help them travel. Some have been travelling the world for years, over thousands of miles. People ‘own’ these and set a goal – such as ‘move me to famous landmarks’ or family ones where everyone has their own and they track to see which one goes furthest each year to find the winner. It’s ultimate geek hide and seek!

      • 101 Professor VJ Duke April 3, 2016 at 20:41

        This is so brutally cool! Of course you’d be doing something like this, haha.

      • 102 Haylee April 3, 2016 at 21:14

        Why, thank you for the compliment! ;)

      • 103 Professor VJ Duke April 4, 2016 at 15:03

        *bows* I like bowing.

  13. 104 FictionFan March 22, 2016 at 17:10

    *laughs lots* This post ought to be framed and hung in the National Gallery as a prime example of Professorial Preposterousness! *nods emphatically*

    Now, I don’t want to disagree with all these good people but quite obviously these are syboes! Though why a fine Scottish plant should be hanging out in an American garden, I’m not sure – perhaps it’s a spy! You should blow its cover by saying “Och, aye, ye wee sleekit thing, ye!” and offering it a whisky…

    • 105 Professor VJ Duke March 23, 2016 at 14:01

      *laughs* Okay, it might be a bit crazy. But i can’t help it, you know, you know. It just sorta happens…

      Hahaha. I love that Scottish speech down there. But…what’s a syboe? Is it edible?

      • 106 FictionFan March 23, 2016 at 18:06

        I know! That’s what makes it so… *laughs*

        Don’t forget to wear your tartan robe while you say it! *laughs* Boringly, it’s just what Scots call spring onions – don’t ask me why! It’s a mystery! But I love the word so much…

      • 107 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2016 at 13:51

        Crazy! Professorish! Warrior-ish! Banana!

        Of course I don’t have a Tartan robe, you know. I love the word, too. But I’m not sure I can pronounce it, you know. Yes, not sure at all, really.

      • 108 FictionFan March 24, 2016 at 17:35

        *jaw drops* Banana! How did you guess?!

        Yes, you do – and the video evidence is there for all to see! It’s easier than it looks – sigh-bees. See? Now you can speak Scottish!

      • 109 Professor VJ Duke March 25, 2016 at 18:34

        *laughs* That’s the minion in me, see.

        But I don’t remember that, of course. *forgets, the sudden* That’s actually a very cool word, you know. Ceebee. I like it.

      • 110 FictionFan March 25, 2016 at 23:28

        I’ve always wanted a minion… *wistful face*

        But I do, and shall remind you of it eternally, McProf! No, no, no – not ceebee, sigh-bee! Like a bee who’s fallen in love with Giselle, but can’t have her because she’s betrothed to a Prince, see? *cries a little at that sad story*

      • 111 Professor VJ Duke March 28, 2016 at 14:11

        A little yellow one that likes bananas?

        *laughs* Hm. I think John Wayne was a Seabee. Oh dear. What if they make a sequel to Enchanted? Wouldn’t that be awful?

      • 112 FictionFan March 29, 2016 at 17:44

        No, a big strong one that likes housework.

        That would be wonderful! I could be Giselle and you could be the Prince!

      • 113 Professor VJ Duke March 30, 2016 at 13:10

        Like Goliath, for instance. Or a Cyclops.

        *laughs* Nah…I’d rather not.

  14. 114 desertdweller29 March 22, 2016 at 15:31

    Heartafire has the answer. Scallions. Those beastly weeds used to grow aplenty when I lived in NY. I say whack them away with your katana. Then sprinkle them over a baked potato. Mmmm delicious.

    • 115 Professor VJ Duke March 23, 2016 at 13:58

      Haha. Now you just get cacti. Which is pretty cool. Can you please send me some cacti?

  15. 116 PorterGirl March 22, 2016 at 15:15

    I thought maybe chives or just fat grass. Trying eating a bit and see what happens. Now – you have used that naked picture of me again, I again. This is how celebrities feel when their naked pics get leaked, I imagine. Actually – I’m kinda proud. Look at my lovely smile!

    • 117 Professor VJ Duke March 23, 2016 at 13:50

      *laughing* Are you sure that’s you? Maybe it’s a cousin that you think just looks like you. Yes, maybe that’s it. We can’t be sure, you know. We can’t be sure it’s you.

      • 118 PorterGirl March 23, 2016 at 14:27

        *laughing lots* I tell you, my fine fellow, I know what I look like! Especially in the all-together. That is me, dadblameit, although of course much younger and prettier.

      • 119 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2016 at 13:43

        *laughs* Well. Then. I shan’t argue with you, of course. After all, digging tunnels is rather coolio.

      • 120 PorterGirl March 24, 2016 at 14:14

        Do not argue or I shall be forced to prove the matter. Oh yes – tunnels are the best!

      • 121 Professor VJ Duke March 25, 2016 at 18:25

        Oh you can’t prove it suitably, so I win. Haha.

      • 122 PorterGirl March 26, 2016 at 08:49

        You always win!! In this instance, it is probably better I withhold evidence.

      • 123 Professor VJ Duke March 28, 2016 at 14:13

        Don’t worry, when you reach my age, you’ll win all the time, too.

      • 124 PorterGirl March 28, 2016 at 14:16

        That makes so little sense I cannot help but agree.

      • 125 Professor VJ Duke March 28, 2016 at 14:20

        Which means I win again. This is such a stunning day.

      • 126 PorterGirl March 28, 2016 at 14:20

        Again again. Pah. So pleased to have made your day.

      • 127 Professor VJ Duke March 28, 2016 at 14:21

        *laughs* I’m just being a little wicked today.

      • 128 PorterGirl March 28, 2016 at 14:22

        The same as every day, then! Tis a splendid way to be.

      • 129 Professor VJ Duke March 29, 2016 at 12:55

        Well, not every day. Some days I’m even more wicked.

      • 130 PorterGirl March 29, 2016 at 13:26

        Hmm yes I know that very well! But some days you are wicked and adorable with it. Ha!

      • 131 Professor VJ Duke March 30, 2016 at 13:01

        Oh I’m never adorable. Just wicked.

  16. 132 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 22, 2016 at 15:10

    An onion, possibly chives for the top of your baked potato. Personally, I would rather think on it as strong and beefy blades of grass showing off for all to see. Bet you could find them some protein drinks for lunch, Duke.

    • 133 Professor VJ Duke March 23, 2016 at 13:49

      What if I pluck them or poison them? Would that be too mean? Maybe i should let them grow.

      • 134 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 24, 2016 at 04:48

        Let them grow! The county fair is in June, August or July, probably.

      • 135 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2016 at 13:54

        There’s a county fair? Well, then. I should go, I say.

      • 136 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 28, 2016 at 04:25

        I should say so, Sir! Watch for the squash.

      • 137 Professor VJ Duke March 28, 2016 at 14:17

        Maybe I’ll bring some of those home to eat or something like that.

      • 138 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 30, 2016 at 02:34

        Well, if you want to… *smiles*

      • 139 Professor VJ Duke March 30, 2016 at 13:15

        Squash are scary, tho.

      • 140 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister March 31, 2016 at 01:01

        Yes, indeed. They squish, you know?

  17. 141 Heartafire March 22, 2016 at 15:08

    Scallions. That’s all that grows in my garden.

    • 142 Professor VJ Duke March 23, 2016 at 13:48

      I didn’t know you were a scallion grower, Hollie!

      • 143 Heartafire March 23, 2016 at 13:55

        not intentionally :/

      • 144 Professor VJ Duke March 23, 2016 at 14:06

        Well, they chose you then. Which is pretty cool, you must admit.

      • 145 Heartafire March 23, 2016 at 14:13

        gee, I never thought of it that way, I am special!

      • 146 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2016 at 13:42

        Absolutely! Have not a doubt, madam!

      • 147 Heartafire March 24, 2016 at 13:57

        Hey, are being sarcastic, my mother had me tested. :-D

      • 148 Professor VJ Duke March 25, 2016 at 18:24

        Haha. Of course I’m not! Goodness.

      • 149 Heartafire March 25, 2016 at 20:01

        Thank you Professor. I really do feel special now.

      • 150 Professor VJ Duke March 28, 2016 at 14:07

        *bows like a frog*

      • 151 Heartafire March 28, 2016 at 15:37

        ribbet.

      • 152 Professor VJ Duke March 29, 2016 at 12:57

        Isn’t that a steak?

      • 153 Heartafire March 29, 2016 at 13:00

        yes it is a steak.

      • 154 Professor VJ Duke March 30, 2016 at 12:59

        I’ll take two, please.

      • 155 Heartafire March 30, 2016 at 13:07

        would you prefer it pink in the center green.

      • 156 Professor VJ Duke March 30, 2016 at 13:17

        Green definitely, don’t you think?

      • 157 Heartafire March 30, 2016 at 13:18

        That would be my choice…well, its not a choice, it’s Aldi.

      • 158 Professor VJ Duke April 1, 2016 at 14:46

        Aldi! Now that’s a fancy place.

      • 159 Heartafire April 1, 2016 at 15:18

        Laughs!

  18. 160 Alastair Savage March 22, 2016 at 15:08

    Hmmm … chives? Snowdrops?

    • 161 Professor VJ Duke March 23, 2016 at 13:48

      Snowdrop! Now, what’s that?

      • 162 Alastair Savage March 23, 2016 at 18:55

        A little white flower – they’re often the first sign of spring in Britain: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galanthus
        Don’t they grow in the Punchy Lands?

      • 163 Professor VJ Duke March 24, 2016 at 13:51

        Well, I don’t know. Maybe they do. Would you send me a few, please?

      • 164 Alastair Savage March 24, 2016 at 17:06

        Cut by Katana and at your door by four.

      • 165 Professor VJ Duke March 25, 2016 at 18:31

        Thank you, sir. I’ll hang them on the ceiling or something.

  19. 166 Chris White March 22, 2016 at 14:58

    Hang on …. just tuning in to your frequency …. ah, there you are Professor.
    Onion you say. Well, it may be a salt & vinegar or a smoky bacon. Taste test required or v’perhaps just a sniff.

    • 167 Professor VJ Duke March 23, 2016 at 13:45

      Taste. Goodness. Could you please taste it for me? What if it’s poison, see? I can’t go eating that sort of thing.


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TPL Schedule

Sunday: OFF — Day of Shalt Nots

Monday: TPL Story

Tuesday: OFF — Because I'm Gone

Wednesday: Professor Speaks

Thursday: OFF — Because Yes

Friday: OFF — All Day Sleep Does

Saturday: OFF — Blue-Footed Boobies Need Fed

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Punchy Argot:

1. Dadblameit.
2. Humdinger
3. Chickit
4. Chicky-woot-woot
5. Malediction
6. Rapscallion
7. Gardoobled
8. Congratulilolations
9. Togoggin
10. Gargonic
11. Two and Five Gurgles
12. Rats and a Heifer
13. Two nods, a wink, and an astroid
14. A bit, bits, and little bits
15. Huff-Hum and a Roar
16. So many thanks, I can't begin to thank you
17. Ri-do-diculous


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