Off Schedule, Telling Lots of Things, Blog Meet and Greet, Cherry Moons…

Here’s the thing: the professor is horribly off schedule again.

This is a rarity.

Only happens when the moon is a cherry.


Which, by the way, is an interest. Everyone always says the moon is like cheese…


…but we’ve just proven it’s actually a cherry!

Go us. Yo.

Scientific Law: The Moon is not a Cheese, it’s a Cherry.

I’m always coming up with scientific laws, the sudden.

Anyways and some, some big news this week:

TPL is going to have a chat, or a blog meet and greet! It’s going to take place here ( and start on Friday May 6th at 10 AM–professor time, which is Eastern Daylight Time.

Hope that makes sense. I think it’ll probably run about an hour or so.

Ask questions if you need some answered.

And be there! You don’t want to miss it.

Screen Shot 2016-04-28 at 9.35.43 AM

Okay…where wuth I?

Let me see, the moon is a cherry…TPL first official chat…oh, and this professor just might make a movie.

You see, lots of people think this professor is an actual professor and that he looks like this:


It’s a lie.

Until then, keep the dadblamery safe.



140 Responses to “Off Schedule, Telling Lots of Things, Blog Meet and Greet, Cherry Moons…”

  1. 1 That Tiny Giant May 16, 2016 at 19:02

    Moon is a cherry? I thought it was a pizza base!

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke May 17, 2016 at 12:41

      A pizza base! *eyes open widely* That’s cool. Well, let’s go get some pizza. Would be a nice place to live. And I hear it’s quite cool there.

  2. 3 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 9, 2016 at 15:01

    Was a time where I did think the professor had a beard like that one, you know? Back when I thought you were old and wise. Giggle. Dropping the old and happy you’re wise, now it seems. Wink.

    A MOVIE?!

    • 4 Professor VJ Duke May 9, 2016 at 15:43

      *laughing* What? You thought I looked like that too? Well, Audith, I am old. Older than ever you thought possible. More of a fool than wise, too, I Fear.

      Yes, a movie! What think thee?

      • 5 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 9, 2016 at 22:30

        Well…not like that guy up there exactly. Are we going to have this argument again? If you’re a fool, then I’m a bigger fool, you know.
        I think…wow, actually. Proud of you, Duke.

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke May 10, 2016 at 16:13

        Oh you are not! Just me. I’m the only one that has a right to be a fool. #right

        Well, just a professorish movie. Nothing cool.

  3. 7 L. Marie May 3, 2016 at 22:45

    Hope to be there (if I don’t forget).
    As for questions: Favorite monster? Favorite board game? If you had to arm wrestle someone in the Punchy Lands, who could you beat in seconds?

    • 8 Professor VJ Duke May 4, 2016 at 13:24

      Oh goody! Can’t wait to have you there, of course.

      Favorite monster…I think it might be the Wolfman. *nods* Risk! I love risk. I’ve got a whole collection of them. I think I could beat Mr. Magi rather fast.

  4. 9 Simply Skeptical May 3, 2016 at 22:31

    Dear Prof. I’m sadder than a rotten cherry (your speak). I have to be at work and miss the most amazing, stupendous chat ever to hit the high-tech waves.
    :-( Will there be other chats later prof time?

    • 10 Professor VJ Duke May 4, 2016 at 13:23

      There sure will be! Many promises. We’ll do another one some time in the evening, I think. See? Dry those tears at once!

      • 11 Simply Skeptical May 4, 2016 at 22:07

        Whoo i was so afraid to miss out. Now remember your promises Sir Prof. I’ll be a waitin…

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2016 at 13:17

        Yes, yes. Have no fear! The professor is hear.Here. Or Hear. I’m not sure.

  5. 13 John W. Howell May 3, 2016 at 21:53

    Count me in on the chat on Friday. It should be fun.

    • 14 Professor VJ Duke May 4, 2016 at 13:23

      Yay! *dances–maybe* We will have the greatest discussion on…things!

      • 15 John W. Howell May 4, 2016 at 14:00

        Hmmm. Maybe true.

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2016 at 13:00

        I’ll only say a little evil things.

      • 17 John W. Howell May 5, 2016 at 18:09

        Evil is good.

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2016 at 21:28

        I think you’re right. What a fishy, circle of a statement.

      • 19 John W. Howell May 5, 2016 at 21:55

        Sounds like catch 22

      • 20 Professor VJ Duke May 6, 2016 at 18:28

        Humph noodles. Why’d you have to go and say that.

      • 21 John W. Howell May 6, 2016 at 22:51

        Well, think of another term.

      • 22 Professor VJ Duke May 9, 2016 at 15:35

        Bah. No you!

      • 23 John W. Howell May 9, 2016 at 20:42

        Okay. How about SNAFU?

      • 24 Professor VJ Duke May 10, 2016 at 16:07

        That’s a great one. Or FUBAR.

      • 25 John W. Howell May 10, 2016 at 19:23

        Yes. Say it outlaid

      • 26 John W. Howell May 10, 2016 at 19:23


      • 27 Professor VJ Duke May 11, 2016 at 16:35

        *screams it out* That was cool.

      • 28 John W. Howell May 11, 2016 at 18:08

        Feel better?

      • 29 Professor VJ Duke May 12, 2016 at 01:48

        *nods* I’m good. Sorted.

      • 30 John W. Howell May 12, 2016 at 12:05


      • 31 Professor VJ Duke May 13, 2016 at 14:10


      • 32 John W. Howell May 13, 2016 at 19:15


      • 33 Professor VJ Duke May 14, 2016 at 22:32


      • 34 John W. Howell May 15, 2016 at 12:51


      • 35 Professor VJ Duke May 16, 2016 at 12:37

        Aha! A crooked mustache?

      • 36 John W. Howell May 16, 2016 at 12:51

        Yu know how people with a mustache make it go side to side? That’s what I’m doing.

      • 37 Professor VJ Duke May 16, 2016 at 18:53

        No way! Very cool. If I had one, I’d do that all the time. Provided my mustache was obliging and moved.

      • 38 John W. Howell May 16, 2016 at 22:37

        If it is big enough, it will move.

      • 39 Professor VJ Duke May 17, 2016 at 12:46

        Imagine the exercise for the upper lip.

      • 40 John W. Howell May 17, 2016 at 12:46

        Keeps it thin. :-)

      • 41 Professor VJ Duke May 17, 2016 at 12:47

        And muscle-y.

      • 42 John W. Howell May 17, 2016 at 12:49

        And all around better looking.

      • 43 Professor VJ Duke May 18, 2016 at 13:06

        Unless you decide its better shaved off. And a fake one should be used.

      • 44 John W. Howell May 18, 2016 at 19:52

        Fake is hard to fake

      • 45 Professor VJ Duke May 19, 2016 at 12:57

        I know-eth what you mean

      • 46 John W. Howell May 19, 2016 at 13:12

        Real is easier to fake.

      • 47 Professor VJ Duke May 20, 2016 at 14:15

        You know, you just might have something there.

      • 48 John W. Howell May 20, 2016 at 20:55

        Well it is true in my experience.

      • 49 Professor VJ Duke May 23, 2016 at 13:24

        *gets a fake mustache*

      • 50 John W. Howell May 24, 2016 at 01:11


      • 51 Professor VJ Duke May 24, 2016 at 12:44

        Now I’m beautiful

      • 52 John W. Howell May 24, 2016 at 15:24

        In the eyes of the beholder.

      • 53 Professor VJ Duke May 25, 2016 at 13:13

        Right. I still think the mirror hates me

      • 54 John W. Howell May 25, 2016 at 13:15

        Naw. Look again.

      • 55 Professor VJ Duke May 25, 2016 at 13:21

        Whoa. I look like Esmeralda now

      • 56 John W. Howell May 25, 2016 at 18:36

        I would get a haircut.

      • 57 Professor VJ Duke May 26, 2016 at 14:20

        Maybe even a buzz

      • 58 John W. Howell May 26, 2016 at 14:38

        With lightning bolts on the side walls

      • 59 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2016 at 14:38

        Whoa. That’s intense and cool.

      • 60 John W. Howell June 6, 2016 at 21:00

        Yes. Don’t forget the gold chain as well.

      • 61 Professor VJ Duke June 7, 2016 at 13:20

        I’ll have to nab it.

      • 62 John W. Howell June 7, 2016 at 14:44

        To wear around your neck.

      • 63 Professor VJ Duke June 8, 2016 at 13:19

        Goodness…that’ll look spicy!

      • 64 John W. Howell June 8, 2016 at 16:35

        The initials PvjD

      • 65 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2016 at 17:08

        Now I really like it. I’m in the gang, the sudden.

      • 66 John W. Howell June 9, 2016 at 17:54

        Yup. Next you need a grill.

      • 67 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2016 at 13:31

        And more steak

      • 68 John W. Howell June 11, 2016 at 00:59

        Grill is the gold and diamond braces on your teeth.

      • 69 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2016 at 14:53

        Hahahahaa. Quite right.

      • 70 John W. Howell June 13, 2016 at 00:54

        So you getting one?

      • 71 Professor VJ Duke June 13, 2016 at 12:42

        You know, I think so. Why not?

      • 72 John W. Howell June 13, 2016 at 17:03

        Good for you.

      • 73 Professor VJ Duke June 14, 2016 at 13:08


      • 74 John W. Howell June 14, 2016 at 19:01

        Looks like we may be to the end of this string.

      • 75 Professor VJ Duke June 15, 2016 at 14:41

        But it’s always hard to tell for sure, isn’t it?

      • 76 John W. Howell June 15, 2016 at 19:39

        *slams door*

      • 77 Professor VJ Duke June 16, 2016 at 14:35

        Now that’s decided

      • 78 John W. Howell June 16, 2016 at 21:57

        Who’s there?

      • 79 Professor VJ Duke June 17, 2016 at 14:53

        The man you slammed out!

      • 80 John W. Howell June 17, 2016 at 19:06

        Ha ha ha. Come in my good man.

      • 81 Professor VJ Duke June 21, 2016 at 13:02

        I hope you have a pot of beer on the stove

      • 82 John W. Howell June 21, 2016 at 15:35

        Barrel of beer

  6. 83 A. Mouse May 3, 2016 at 21:10

    If the moon is a cherry, can I pluck it from the sky?

    • 84 Professor VJ Duke May 4, 2016 at 13:23

      Well…if you must! But that’s very Gru-ish of you, you know.

      • 85 A. Mouse May 4, 2016 at 20:05

        But it looks so delicious!

      • 86 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2016 at 13:14

        Now, now. When you get to Iceland you must send me a picture of the snow! Please!

      • 87 A. Mouse May 5, 2016 at 13:27

        I certainly shall! Although I’m sure it looks like the snow found everywhere else in the world.

      • 88 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2016 at 21:19

        Oh no…it must look…cooler!

  7. 89 Haylee May 3, 2016 at 21:05

    Oh bother and faff – I’m hoping I can make it home in time for the ‘or so’ part of the hour. Silly time difference and new jobs!
    But hurrah for getting it sorted and hope it goes to plan and such. Also, double hurrahs for movies – I think you should sing! :)

    • 90 Professor VJ Duke May 4, 2016 at 13:21

      Don’t worry about it, if you can’t. I understand completely, see. Join in when you can, if you can. We’ll see how it goes. Should be fun double-see. The movie! I am going to do one, I think. We’ll see how that goes! Goodness.

  8. 91 Debbie May 3, 2016 at 18:01

    I’m liking that cherry moon the sudden! I don’t know why, but it surprises me to learn you, too, get off schedule now and then. I thought I was the only one having that problem. That’s one angry-looking professor you’ve pictured here — he appears to have been interrupted!!

    • 92 Professor VJ Duke May 4, 2016 at 13:18

      I bet he was trying to study! Yeah, I get off schedule all the time. It’s such a thing, you know. I should rampage about it. But then again, it is my fault, see.

  9. 93 Nancy Loderick May 3, 2016 at 16:13

    Well Professor,

    I would love to see a video made by you. You could even post it on YouTube and become famous, or infamous, as the case may be.


    • 94 Professor VJ Duke May 4, 2016 at 13:17

      Ooo…infamous! Yes, that’s a thing. I love that idea, Nancy. I’m already getting there, don’t you suppose?

      • 95 Nancy Loderick May 4, 2016 at 18:38

        Yes Professor, you are well on your way to becoming infamous. I might say that you are already there! :)


      • 96 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2016 at 13:13

        Really? That is something. How do I become more infamous?

  10. 97 desertdweller29 May 3, 2016 at 15:59

    Swiss, American or Provolone?

    • 98 Professor VJ Duke May 4, 2016 at 13:15

      Ooo depends! What sort of thing is it going with?

      • 99 desertdweller29 May 4, 2016 at 15:25

        Moon sandwich, of course!

      • 100 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2016 at 13:09

        You want a cherry sandwich?!

      • 101 desertdweller29 May 5, 2016 at 16:24

        How vicious! You know how I hate anything cherry!! Yuck! Ew!

      • 102 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2016 at 21:27

        Really? Cherry things? You couldn’t!! Why…what about cherry wine?

  11. 103 FictionFan May 3, 2016 at 15:22

    Ask questions, huh? OK, then!

    Do you prefer football or cherry juice?

    Which of the Punchy characters is based on Nick? (I’m guessing either Mark Malone or Mr Ratherquite…)

    If you weren’t American, what nationality would you want to be? And why?

    If you were going on a one-way trip to the moon, what three objects would you take?

    Who are you most jealous of – Rafa or Darby? Or Schwarzy?

    • 104 Professor VJ Duke May 4, 2016 at 13:15

      Cherry juice, I think. Then again, if the Pats are playing and having a good game…

      Okay, so, Nick was created after all the TPL characters you know. Thus, I’m not really sure… MM is a good guess. Maybe Manly-Man, too. Maybe. Nothing for sure, see.

      Haha. That’s a hard question! Umm…a Trojan, I think. If that counts, see. Which it should, double-see.

      *laughs* Umm…a bottle of cherry juice. A TPL flag…to put up, see. And…sunglasses, I think. Might as well make the most of things. Wait…would I die after a while, or be able to live up there?

      I’m so jealous of Rafa’s talent in making music videos…

      • 105 FictionFan May 4, 2016 at 16:04

        But does that ever happen…? *hands Prof another bottle of juice*

        Ooh, yes! I can see him as Manly-Man! I wonder if he’s modelled himself on him…

        Smooth escape, sir! But I know secretly you want to be Scottish. Or Tasmanian!

        *gasps* Of course you wouldn’t die! We’d send you with a lifetime supply of potatoes! You will be the new Man in the Moon – look out for jumping cows…

        *grunts unattractively* Did you have to remind me?!?

      • 106 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2016 at 13:12

        All the time! You wouldn’t know this…but the Pats have the best regular and post season records ever. Dominated the NFL since 2001. *proud*

        Probably. I’ve modeled myself on the professor, mind you.

        Haha. But if I was Scottish I’d have a funny accent and have to wear a dress… Plus, it’s much warmer in Troy.

        I’ll take it! Even if it means I’m the only one up there. I think I’d quite like it. I’d come out and pose for pictures every so often. The man on the moon. A recluse. An orc. Perfect. Send me up.

        A grunt! *laughing lots* What video was that again?

      • 107 FictionFan May 5, 2016 at 22:00

        I’m glad I’m a fan then! And that I haven’t jinxed them yet…

        That’s very surreal of you! But an excellent role model, I must say.

        If you were Trojan you’d have a funny accent and have to wear a dress!!! And we had sunshine today… *proud*

        I am building the rocket right now! I’ve fitted it out with a complete library of all my favourite books so you won’t get bored…

        Huh! *stomps on Prof’s foot then stomps off*

      • 108 Professor VJ Duke May 6, 2016 at 18:33

        You haven’t! The Pats are so happy to have you. *smiles bigger than…an ant*

        *laughs* You just called me untrustworthy!!

        Haha. Good point. But Trojans don’t have funny accents, do they? Of course, I am accent-less, you know, you know…

        Oh dear. It’ll be like Mark listening to all that Disco music. Put in some music, too, please. Preferably the good stuff, too.

        No, really! I forget!

      • 109 FictionFan May 7, 2016 at 00:58

        Do ants smile? That makes me feel kinda bad about the spray…

        I’m fickle, remember?

        They probably have Greek accents. Which is no funnier than American, true enough…

        *gasps* Are you comparing my books to disco music?? Ms Austen never wore silver platform boots and matching shorts, I’ll have you know! *considers* You can listen to So Close on the moon… and why not take Kenny? Please.

        Then you are most fortunate… *shudders*

      • 110 Professor VJ Duke May 9, 2016 at 15:38

        You murder ants?! Why, I can’t believe it. The poor dears.

        Horribly fickle. And maybe even a pickle. So, just said that ’cause it rhymes, mind.

        Oh, there is no American accent! At least, I don’t have one.

        *nods* Yes! I’ve no idea what a platform boot is, but it sounds sorta swishy. Haha. I’ll take the soundtracks to Jurassic World, The Last Samurai, and John Carter, please.

        You could always tell me…

      • 111 FictionFan May 9, 2016 at 18:02

        But they invade! It’s not murder, it’s self-defence! They started it!! *feels guilty*

        Goodness! Now I’m a slobbery pickle! Well, you’re a… a… knobbly potato!!

        Swishy – yes! You should get a pair! Look at the boots of the guy in white… #groovy

        You’re right! I could! *nods*

      • 112 Professor VJ Duke May 10, 2016 at 16:06

        Poor defenseless things! They’re just wanting a place to stay. smh

        Wait…weren’t you the potato? If I was a veggie-like thing, I’d be a fungus. Like a mushroom. I am, in fact, now a mushroom. Nice to meet you.

        *laughs* I know that group and the song, you’ll be proud to know! Wow. What boots. I suppose that makes him a foot taller or so.


      • 113 FictionFan May 10, 2016 at 19:57

        Awwww, you’re right! So I’ve packed them all in a box and sent them to you! Better start thinking of lots (and lots) of names…

        Yes, but I wasn’t knobbly!!! I love mushrooms!! I love them more than hobbits! *gets out biggest frying pan*

        You do? You’re weird! *nods* We all used to wear boots like that back in the decade that style forgot…


      • 114 Professor VJ Duke May 11, 2016 at 16:39

        I’ll just add them to my ant farm. I don’t really name them, tho. Makes it harder when I sell them to be made into chocolate covered ants. People eat that, see.

        *fears for life* Don’t you fry me! I’m…a deadly mushroom!

        I’m weird? *laughing lots* That’s not fair! You know who they are, too!! FEF had boots like that? *amazed* #Wow

        Dang it.

      • 115 FictionFan May 11, 2016 at 19:56

        *gasps* You can’t do that! Why, that’s sheer cruelty! To chocolate! Dip them in custard instead!

        Too late! You’ll make a lovely omelette… *drools*

        Yes, but that’s because I’m… no, never mind! Anyway, surely it’s better to be weird than normal? *laughs* Well maybe not quite as impressive as those ones, but nearly as silly!

      • 116 Professor VJ Duke May 12, 2016 at 01:56

        *laughs* You heartless beast! Still, tho. It’s just an ant.

        No, no. You don’t get it. (Drools! Haha.) I’m poisonous!

        Cause you’re so…ancient, like the pyramids. But so am I. So no hard feelings. The question is…do you still have them?

      • 117 FictionFan May 12, 2016 at 18:06

        Now I feel bad for them. I shall start a campaign for ants’ rights…

        Oh, I’m sure you’re not! You just need a little bit of salt and some herbs… *beats eggs*

        *thunderous scowl* I’m WHAT?????? How dare you?! I am as young as a spring morning in the dawn of time, and don’t you forget it, sir!! *stomps off*

      • 118 Professor VJ Duke May 13, 2016 at 14:14

        Yes, you must. I have lots of friends in the ant colony, I must admit.

        I’ll just hop away, out the window.

        Dang! You didn’t fall off your chair. I suppose laughing is the only way it’s done. Spring morning in the dawn of time…that makes me think of dinos!

      • 119 FictionFan May 13, 2016 at 17:46

        You do? That’s sweet! Do they help you carry things around?

        Now you’re being silly – mushrooms can’t hop! *shakes head sadly*

        *simmers and growls* You better not be calling me a dino now, or I shall shove you off your chair!!

      • 120 Professor VJ Duke May 14, 2016 at 22:32

        Well. They try. But the guitar is too heavy, see.

        This mushroom can! I’m a special one, see. Fell from the heavens.

        Haha. Wait. You don’t want to be a dino?

      • 121 FictionFan May 15, 2016 at 17:59

        An alien mushroom?? OK, I won’t eat you then! I’ll send you to Area 51 instead…

        Depends – are there any dinosaurs that can dance?

      • 122 Professor VJ Duke May 16, 2016 at 12:39

        That’s where I’m from, of many courses.

        No! They can run, tho, and chase bugs. That sounds fun, doesn’t it?

      • 123 FictionFan May 16, 2016 at 18:13

        What have they done to you?!?! They’ve de-aged you and made you wear a tie with a t-shirt! Monsters!!! Fear not! I shall rescue you! Just as soon as the tennis season’s over…

        Well, I run when bugs chase me, so that’s nearly the same…

      • 124 Professor VJ Duke May 16, 2016 at 18:56

        Is Rafa doing okay? Oh no. This picture was taken a few hundred years ago. That’s why it’s b&w, see. *nods*

        Hahaha. That’d be funny

      • 125 FictionFan May 16, 2016 at 23:32

        Ah, little mistake on my part – the tennis is next week! I take it that’s the photo Alastair did his cartoon from?

      • 126 Professor VJ Duke May 17, 2016 at 12:46

        Ohhhhhhhh! Now you have to wait and worry about it all. The worst! Yes, exactly! The one he did looks way better, but I couldn’t resist.

  12. 127 Heartafire May 3, 2016 at 13:39

    I think it would be super great if you made us a video, a bit of guitar picking and such. Dadlamery, I miss that. Ten AM huh, I’m pretty scary in the mornings but that’s everyone elses problem.

    • 128 Professor VJ Duke May 4, 2016 at 13:08

      Well. I’m not sure if it would have guitar picking, just me, maybe. I still make the guitar videos, you know. I fling them about from here to here. 1030! That’s the new time. Still, you’ll be great in the morning. I just know it.

      • 129 Heartafire May 4, 2016 at 14:53

        sounds good to me!

      • 130 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2016 at 13:08

        *hides* I’m going to hide.

      • 131 Heartafire May 5, 2016 at 14:30

        we’ll find you.

      • 132 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2016 at 21:24

        I’m probably behind the bushes.

      • 133 Heartafire May 5, 2016 at 22:33

        I’ll draw my own conclusions to that :)

      • 134 Professor VJ Duke May 6, 2016 at 18:36

        *professorish eye* What’s that mean?

      • 135 Heartafire May 6, 2016 at 19:53

        i don’t know. I could give a professorish eye back but no one would buy it. sigh.

      • 136 Professor VJ Duke May 9, 2016 at 15:32

        I might? For a good price.

      • 137 Heartafire May 9, 2016 at 17:54

        What were we talking About? I’ll just take a stab and start with five bucks. Did I over bid?

      • 138 Professor VJ Duke May 10, 2016 at 16:02

        Oh no, I could get some food for that. *grabs the money*

  13. 139 Chris White May 3, 2016 at 13:27

    A cherry moon. That is a nice thought. All soft and sweet and pulpy like with a hard centre. But what about the stalk. I looked through my telescope and I can’t see a stalk. Ah … thinking …. you mean cherry coloured don’t you maybe v’perhaps. Buzz ‘Cherry’ Aldrin sends his kind regards.

    • 140 Professor VJ Duke May 4, 2016 at 13:07

      Hahahahaha…now…I’m sure the stalk was there. But those dadblame storm troopers sorta crashed into it on their last voyage through, see. Plus, cherries have no hard center, I’ve decided. Just because, see.

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