Announcements & Pics of the Professor

*Tribune Salute to you All*

Okay, so hi and a few.

TPL is going to have a few updates coming down the road. All good things. A new tale and whatnot.

Also, the first official TPL chat is live tomorrow, May 6th at 10:30 EST! If you can make it, please do. It will be epic. I think. I’ll be there, of course. In all my infamous glory.

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Okay, so in other news…here’s a few pics of the professor. (Cartoon drawings by the epically gifted Alastair Savage.)

Professor with cap [2]

Red Footed Booby

No, this is not me.

Unknown

Professor with katana

Yes, that’s me.

It’s true.

All of it.

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139 Responses to “Announcements & Pics of the Professor”


  1. 1 erinkenobi2893 June 19, 2016 at 22:34

    Goodness me! I was not aware that you were sometimes and a few a murdersome teddy bear!

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke June 21, 2016 at 13:21

      Hahaha. Pretty scary aren’t I? *proud*

      • 3 erinkenobi2893 June 21, 2016 at 18:00

        Indeed!

  2. 4 That Tiny Giant May 16, 2016 at 19:01

    Digging the white suspenders!

    • 5 Professor VJ Duke May 17, 2016 at 12:41

      *bows* Thank you! I love them. Tho…they are a bit tight, you know.

  3. 6 That Tiny Giant May 16, 2016 at 19:01

    Oh goodness!!! Hahahahha!

    • 7 Professor VJ Duke May 17, 2016 at 12:40

      Oh yes. I bet you didn’t know I was a teddy bear stained in others’ blood. It shocks me, too

      • 8 That Tiny Giant May 17, 2016 at 19:15

        YikeS!

      • 9 Professor VJ Duke May 18, 2016 at 13:13

        Proves what I said earlier about being vicious.

  4. 10 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 9, 2016 at 14:53

    I like your new hat, Duketh. I sure hope Alastair receives more than just cherry suckers from you for his drawings. I’m such a fan.

    I’m sorry I missed the first chat room event. I hope it went well and I’ll be much better at attending in the future. (You could have texted me a reminder?!!)

    • 11 Professor VJ Duke May 9, 2016 at 15:42

      Isn’t he amazing? That hat is my tongue hat, I’ll have you know. I just gave him a cashew, actually.

      I should’ve! I’m so sorry. I’m literally a tech disaster. Some people couldn’t join because of phone problems. I’m a disaster. Like a volcano.

      • 12 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 9, 2016 at 22:25

        I do enjoy his artwork of you and his writing is top notch. A cashew? How is that possible..Just now? I like those nuts, see.
        Yes! Should’ve! Oh, you are not..

      • 13 Professor VJ Duke May 10, 2016 at 16:10

        Me too! I know you do. Best nuts ever.

        But you must admit it would be cool to be a volcano.

      • 14 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 12, 2016 at 14:28

        I can’t for the life of me understand why. Volcanoes are hot. I don’t want to be hot.

      • 15 Professor VJ Duke May 13, 2016 at 14:11

        Hot and spicy. And powerful, too! That’s pretty cool, you must admit.

      • 16 Alastair Savage May 11, 2016 at 08:34

        Well you know what they say, “you pay cashews, you get wild bats”.

      • 17 Professor VJ Duke May 11, 2016 at 16:45

        Wild bats! I’m not…wait. A wild bad is pretty cool. I bet that’s how you see me, the sudden.

  5. 18 Jackie May 7, 2016 at 17:22

    You know what, Professor? You’re a very interesting fellow.

    • 19 Professor VJ Duke May 9, 2016 at 15:39

      Haha. You almost said weird, didn’t you?

      • 20 Jackie May 9, 2016 at 16:04

        No not at all! But even if I did call you weird it would be a compliment just like I meant interesting to be. Unique is another good trait to have. Normal scares me.

      • 21 Professor VJ Duke May 10, 2016 at 15:56

        *laughs* Why thank you! Yeah, normal is scary. The Pats aren’t normal, see.

  6. 22 L. Marie May 6, 2016 at 12:58

    Alastair Savage is talented.
    With the third photo, you look like you could hang out with the crew of Freddy’s (as in Five Nights at Freddy’s).

    • 23 Professor VJ Duke May 6, 2016 at 18:39

      Yes! Don’t you think? I’m such a beast.

  7. 24 Simply Skeptical May 5, 2016 at 23:40

    I don’t believe for one moment that that mean teddy is you Prof. His hair is just to dadblame white!

    • 25 Simply Skeptical May 5, 2016 at 23:41

      AHHH!!! too not to AHHHH!

      • 26 Professor VJ Duke May 6, 2016 at 18:37

        There’s a difference?

    • 27 Professor VJ Duke May 6, 2016 at 18:37

      Maybe I have white hair?

  8. 28 TheCrazyBagLady May 5, 2016 at 22:06

    I would love to chat but that’s such an unsociable hour professor!

    • 29 Nicholas Warren--MPS staff member May 5, 2016 at 22:45

      10:30 EST would be around 3:30 for those in the London area… That’s a very nice hour, I say.

      • 30 Professor VJ Duke May 6, 2016 at 18:37

        Very nice, I double-say.

      • 31 TheCrazyBagLady May 8, 2016 at 10:56

        On a Friday afternoon! Not for me it isn’t. Shame I missed it.

      • 32 Professor VJ Duke May 9, 2016 at 15:40

        It is! Maybe you can make the next one?

      • 33 TheCrazyBagLady May 10, 2016 at 16:56

        Hopefully I can make the next one. I will leave it to fate ✨⭐️

      • 34 Professor VJ Duke May 11, 2016 at 16:32

        But why would you leave something to a star that might fall out of the sky?

      • 35 TheCrazyBagLady May 11, 2016 at 17:15

        Isn’t that a good thing?

      • 36 Professor VJ Duke May 12, 2016 at 01:44

        To fall out of the sky?

    • 37 Professor VJ Duke May 6, 2016 at 18:34

      Oh huff-hum! You would’ve loved it. It was grand and grander!

      • 38 TheCrazyBagLady May 8, 2016 at 10:55

        I have no doubt about it. One thing is certain. The professor has a larger than life personality!

      • 39 Professor VJ Duke May 9, 2016 at 15:39

        Oh really? Well, that is something. Must mean I’m fat, huh?

      • 40 TheCrazyBagLady May 10, 2016 at 16:55

        I don’t know, good question? Is the professor fat or small? 😂

      • 41 Professor VJ Duke May 11, 2016 at 16:32

        Fat? I’ll have you know I can do 50 pull-ups a day!

      • 42 TheCrazyBagLady May 11, 2016 at 17:16

        So the professor is tall skinny fit with funny hair. OK I can see the resemblance with the Heron :)

      • 43 Professor VJ Duke May 12, 2016 at 01:45

        *laughs* Goodness. Don’t you think I have a white beard?

      • 44 TheCrazyBagLady May 16, 2016 at 20:16

        Could be the two tufts of hair that sticks out 😆

      • 45 Professor VJ Duke May 17, 2016 at 12:45

        *laughs* You know, it could be. But still, madam!

      • 46 TheCrazyBagLady May 18, 2016 at 00:33

        Is that a new photo of the professor in a beret or is that his neighbour’s photo?

      • 47 Professor VJ Duke May 18, 2016 at 13:15

        Umm…that’s my ugly orc face, see.

      • 48 TheCrazyBagLady May 18, 2016 at 13:17

        You mean you have a better face?

      • 49 Professor VJ Duke May 19, 2016 at 12:50

        Hmm…I might, but I haven’t found it yet, see.

      • 50 TheCrazyBagLady May 19, 2016 at 21:39

        Maybe you can practice a new face everyday ;p

      • 51 Professor VJ Duke May 20, 2016 at 14:29

        Can they all be vicious and evil?

      • 52 TheCrazyBagLady May 20, 2016 at 16:25

        Of course they can be if that’s gonna make a better face haha

      • 53 Professor VJ Duke May 23, 2016 at 13:19

        It’ll make a better one, I think. But I’m not sure, you know.

      • 54 TheCrazyBagLady May 23, 2016 at 19:16

        You can test out a few and we can vote :)

      • 55 Professor VJ Duke May 24, 2016 at 12:42

        Haha. I’d be too nervous for that, tho!

      • 56 TheCrazyBagLady May 25, 2016 at 19:35

        Why will you be nervous? Ok you send me some and I will make a silent vote

      • 57 Professor VJ Duke May 26, 2016 at 14:25

        But what will you say about them?

      • 58 TheCrazyBagLady May 26, 2016 at 16:18

        I will be kind. I can just give numbers.

      • 59 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2016 at 14:41

        Where do I send them?

      • 60 TheCrazyBagLady June 7, 2016 at 21:41

        Send them to my email or to the moon whichever is easiest 📨🌕

      • 61 Professor VJ Duke June 8, 2016 at 13:24

        Do you live on the moon? *impressed*

      • 62 TheCrazyBagLady June 8, 2016 at 16:09

        I am the moon 🌕

      • 63 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2016 at 17:07

        You’re the moon? Whoa…

      • 64 TheCrazyBagLady June 9, 2016 at 17:35

        Well if you want to be the orc, I can be the moon…

      • 65 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2016 at 13:29

        Hahaha. You got me there.

      • 66 TheCrazyBagLady June 10, 2016 at 14:28

        I will brightly on you Orc.

      • 67 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2016 at 14:44

        That will put my eyes out!

      • 68 TheCrazyBagLady June 10, 2016 at 20:39

        I will shine brightly on you I mean 😆

  9. 69 A. Mouse May 5, 2016 at 21:23

    Uncanny resemblance!

    • 70 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2016 at 21:31

      Hahaha. Isn’t there? Me and that bear…scary stuff. I’d scare the Vikings away, see.

      • 71 A. Mouse May 5, 2016 at 21:39

        Any rational human, Viking or otherwise, would feel the icy daggers of fear in their hearts at the mere sight of you!

      • 72 Professor VJ Duke May 6, 2016 at 18:28

        Oh, really? *is suitably chuffed, the sudden*

    • 73 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2016 at 21:32

      Plus, come to the chat if you can!

      • 74 A. Mouse May 5, 2016 at 21:34

        I’ll try but that’s 7:30 am for me, which is a ghastly hour, all things considered. But if I’m awake I’ll check in!

      • 75 Professor VJ Duke May 6, 2016 at 18:27

        You did awesome! Was a pleasure having you, Ms Mouse.

  10. 76 FictionFan May 5, 2016 at 20:40

    I suspect all of these pics are clues to the real Prof. So, red feet and matching eyes, I think, (always good to be colur co-ordinated) with jam stains around the mouth like a typical man *shakes head sadly*, and horns carefully hidden under what, I’m sad to say, looks like a Professorial attempt to copy Mr Trump’s hairdo! Either that or it’s all a plot to make us think you’re not an 85-year-old academic after all… *puzzled face*

    Looking forward to the new tale…

    • 77 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2016 at 21:31

      *laughs* Red feet? I like the red eyes part well enough. Let’s do that. I like that. I can dig that. But red feet…? Why? You’d have to convince me. Horns are cool. But that’s a hat, mind you. And no jam! Blood! Blood of mine enemies–who I smote upon the mountainside! Wait…do you think everyone thinks I’m an 85-year-old academic? That’s what you thought at first, huh? So funny.

      It could be scary, tho.

      • 78 FictionFan May 5, 2016 at 22:25

        Well, this may sound a bit rude, but… well, you’re a booby, sir! Hence red feet! Horns are cool but also terribly inconvenient I’d think – they’d keep ripping your feather pillows. Ah, yes, or course – blood! I meant blood, not jam! *crosses fingers behind back* Nah, I think you’ve gradually de-ageified yourself over the years. A miracle actually – you could market that!

        I like scary tales!

      • 79 Professor VJ Duke May 6, 2016 at 18:36

        Haha. I’m a booby? That’s what ValJean called Marius. How rude of you. *shakes head* #RudeFEF Still, tho, it’s kinda cool, too. Maybe I am a red-footed booby. That’s pretty awesome. Means I can fly, you know. As if it would be jam!

        You’d be surprised. I get people telling me that they think I’m old, fat, and beardly every so often.

      • 80 FictionFan May 7, 2016 at 01:06

        Wait! You said you were a booby!! How come I always get the blame?!!? Don’t try the flying thing till you’re sure, though… *nods wisely and prepares bandages*

        Old and fat is bearable, but you better not become beardly… *glowers*

      • 81 Professor VJ Duke May 9, 2016 at 15:38

        Too late! I’m already atop my roof, and I’m going to jump. *looks down to the crater below* Wish me luck.

        Why not! DAdblameit.

      • 82 FictionFan May 9, 2016 at 18:21

        Noooooo!! *rushes over and fills the crater with gooey strawberry jam* OK, on you go!

        Because the Hirsuteness Sub-Committee of the Professorial Fan Club has put its foot down!

      • 83 Professor VJ Duke May 10, 2016 at 16:07

        Oh now I really want to jump! I’ll bring some back for you and the gang to eat. *jumps*

        What’s a Hirsuteness? Sounds fishy–and Japanese, now that I think on it.

      • 84 FictionFan May 10, 2016 at 20:02

        The ants are so going to love you…

        Fishy, Japanese and hairy?? I’m thinking this picture is unlikely to appear in my Hunks Gallery…

      • 85 Professor VJ Duke May 11, 2016 at 16:41

        They might even try to eat me. Which is your fault again. Goodness. You’ve killed me twice so far today.

        *laughs* I’m glad to hear that something with that description can’t enter the gallery. *sigh of relief*

      • 86 FictionFan May 11, 2016 at 19:59

        *nods* And there’s hours left…

        *nods again* Such jealousy!

      • 87 Professor VJ Duke May 12, 2016 at 01:57

        There’s two hours left right now. *hides*

        The professor is only jealous of guitars.

  11. 88 Susan P May 5, 2016 at 19:17

    And what then?

    • 89 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2016 at 21:29

      You must join the chat, if you can, of course. And then…we’ll talk about…leaves.

  12. 90 Amanda Lyle May 5, 2016 at 18:47

    See you tomorrow, professor!!!

    • 91 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2016 at 21:29

      See you tomorrow, Amanda! Really excited for it!!

  13. 92 John W. Howell May 5, 2016 at 17:45

    All of it.

    • 93 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2016 at 21:27

      *laughs* I didn’t even see the movie. But all I see is that part. Everywhere. All the time. All of it. All dadblamery.

      • 94 John W. Howell May 5, 2016 at 21:57

        Which seems to be the whole thing. All of it.

      • 95 Professor VJ Duke May 6, 2016 at 18:31

        *laughs* All of it. It’s just going to on and on in my mind. In a perpetual circle.

      • 96 John W. Howell May 6, 2016 at 22:49

        You mean all of it? Maybe just part of it.

      • 97 Professor VJ Duke May 9, 2016 at 15:34

        Oh no. All of it. And then, more of it.

      • 98 John W. Howell May 9, 2016 at 20:45

        All of it then more of it? When does it run out?

      • 99 Professor VJ Duke May 10, 2016 at 16:08

        As soon as he died. At least, I think he dies.

      • 100 John W. Howell May 10, 2016 at 19:20

        Okay. When is that.

      • 101 Professor VJ Duke May 11, 2016 at 16:34

        Probably near the end. At least, I think so.

  14. 102 Haylee May 5, 2016 at 16:19

    Good to see Mr. Savage has you in a t-shirt and tie combination (I do feel this has to stop being mentioned though, I have the song permanently stuck in my head!). And with your chat thingummy a little later now, I can surely call in. Always good to be fashionably late!

    • 103 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2016 at 21:26

      What song? I should know…I know I should know. Still, my brain is addled. Yes, that’s a great combination. I know you like it, too. It’s just…classic. Classic PVJ, they’ll call me. Ooo! Yes! We’ll look forward to having you. It’ll be amazing. I might even dance. Probably not, tho.

      • 104 Haylee May 5, 2016 at 21:36

        Yes, dance… To this! Because this is the song. :)

      • 105 Professor VJ Duke May 6, 2016 at 18:27

        Whoa! that’s pretty cool! And hard, too! Love it

      • 106 Haylee May 6, 2016 at 18:44

        One of my favourite bands – they’re very Yorkshire! Hard? Do you mean to play or in a heavy sense? You could handle that on guitar, for sure :)

      • 107 Professor VJ Duke May 9, 2016 at 15:31

        Yorkshire has pretty cool bands, then! In a heavy sense. They’re heavy-hitting. Which is cool. I can dig that, see.

  15. 108 desertdweller29 May 5, 2016 at 16:12

    Love the drawing of you! Though I’m inclined to agree with Heartafire… I think #3 is the real Professor. Cuddly and dangerous! Alas, I cannot join you tomorrow for this chat thingy. You know it’s 7:30 am my time!! Horribly exciting stuff happens then. Sack lunch making and hang gliding. I’d tell you more but I don’t wish to make you jealous. I hope you have great speaks.

    • 109 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2016 at 21:25

      *mouth drops* Hey! I need to come to the desert at 730! Looks like you’re having a real party without me. Yes, yes. We’ll miss you of course. Tell you what, we’ll need to schedule another chat later for the US chapses. Then you can tell me all about the gliding…and I can tell you that the professor is not cuddly!!

  16. 110 Heartafire May 5, 2016 at 14:27

    clever throwing in the “real”professor in pic # 3. Cute, cuddly too. Also a cool way to send me flying over to Alistair. A fine blog and I won’t say anything about the moniker Alistair having done my damage with Clara and Gertrude.
    You”re a sly one, Mr. Duke.

    • 111 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2016 at 21:23

      *laughs* Hollie! Why, you wicked…thing!! Still, tho, that bear can’t be cute and cuddly! IT’s got blood on it see. Plus, the professor isn’t cute. I’m like a toad, don’t you suppose?

      • 112 Heartafire May 5, 2016 at 22:39

        Perhaps we can set up an Aquarian for you, some rocks a small stagnant pond, I will come and tap on the glass just to keep you Company. I’m so kind.

      • 113 Professor VJ Duke May 6, 2016 at 18:37

        *laughing* Would you drop some food in maybe?

      • 114 Heartafire May 6, 2016 at 19:00

        Do you kind lettuce ?

      • 115 Professor VJ Duke May 9, 2016 at 15:31

        Yes…but it has to be iceberg…

      • 116 Heartafire May 9, 2016 at 18:02

        But of course. I take excellent care of my toads, would you care for some arugula?

      • 117 Professor VJ Duke May 10, 2016 at 16:06

        What’s that? *skeptical*

      • 118 Heartafire May 10, 2016 at 16:11

        Don’t make life hard for me, you’re getting arugula.

      • 119 Professor VJ Duke May 11, 2016 at 16:29

        I can’t even pronounce that! *cries*

      • 120 Heartafire May 6, 2016 at 19:49

        Of course, croissants? a little jam…Brie.

      • 121 Professor VJ Duke May 9, 2016 at 15:32

        Is Brie a name?

      • 122 Heartafire May 9, 2016 at 17:59

        Cheesy right?

      • 123 Professor VJ Duke May 10, 2016 at 16:03

        Hahaha. Well, maybe not Its’ pretty

      • 124 Heartafire May 10, 2016 at 16:12

        Bake it with brown sugar…so good.

      • 125 Professor VJ Duke May 11, 2016 at 16:29

        Brown sugar is voluptuously good.

  17. 126 Debbie May 5, 2016 at 14:26

    Okay, I think Mr. Alastair excelled on that last pic of you, the one with the jeweled katana. And you just put Harrison Ford up here because you knew he’d draw oohs and ahs from your female readers, right? (Mission accomplished, Sir — well done!)

    As for that bloody bear, well, that thing just gives me the heeby-jeebies every time I look at it…something about those cherry eyes, I think. What happened to the pic of the Naked Mole Rat??

    • 127 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2016 at 21:23

      Really? Women like that chap? I had no clue, of course. I always found his crooked nose a bit funny, but if you like him… I actually, see, put the teddy bear up there for that very reason. *nods* Mr. Alastair is amazing at such things, I must admit. He makes me look rather goodly good.

      Well, the naked mole rat wasn’t me, see. I think Lucy said that was her. Still, that is a cool pic. You know, red eyes are just cool.

  18. 128 Alastair Savage May 5, 2016 at 14:13

    It was most alarming having that katana on my desk all these weeks as I prepared my sketches.

    • 129 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2016 at 21:21

      *nods* Wasn’t it a thing of beauty, tho? Scary, too.

  19. 130 Brenda Davis Harsham May 5, 2016 at 14:05

    I like the blue-beaked bird best, and Harrison Ford next. The sketches are how I pictured the Professor, too. Funny.

    • 131 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2016 at 21:20

      *laughs* That’s how you pictured me? A wonder. Everyone always thinks I’ve got a beard, see.

      • 132 Brenda Davis Harsham May 6, 2016 at 00:21

        Tricky of you.

      • 133 Professor VJ Duke May 6, 2016 at 18:38

        I’m a tricky beast, you know.

  20. 134 Freakishly Fangirlish May 5, 2016 at 13:56

    I’ve always had a bit of a crush on Harrison Ford. He has mad ninja skills (and he’s whatcha call rugged) but that bloody bear scares me everytime XD

    • 135 Professor VJ Duke May 5, 2016 at 21:20

      I bet that was, in fact, Harrison’s teddy bear growing up, don’t you suppose? I bet he’s mad too, Mr. Ford, ever since you stole his whip.

      • 136 Freakishly Fangirlish May 6, 2016 at 00:21

        Well he shouldn’t have left it at my house! XD (he came over and i made him sing for me. i’m always making people sing for me)

      • 137 Professor VJ Duke May 6, 2016 at 18:39

        Always make people sing for you? *hides* Professors don’t sing. When he comes back over, grab his blaster for me, would you please.

      • 138 Freakishly Fangirlish May 6, 2016 at 18:46

        XD

      • 139 Professor VJ Duke May 9, 2016 at 15:31

        *evil professor face*


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