So, Here’s the Thing:

So, the professor is hard at work in his abode…

My abode. You didn't know I lived in the jungle, did you?

My abode. You didn’t know I lived in the jungle, did you?

Lots of things are coming to past. And even some things are not coming to past. It’s just one of those past-y days.

Anyways and some, here’s the thing:

TPL is being renovated. I’m searching long and hard for a nice chatroom for us. The last one, see, can only hold ten people. Which isn’t very nice.

Plus, other things are getting updated as well; including, post formats and such. A new TPL story is on the way, too. And maybe even Professorish videos. Just because. Why not?

Okay…where was I?

Oh yes, that’s all gentleman.

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183 Responses to “So, Here’s the Thing:”


  1. 1 erinkenobi2893 June 19, 2016 at 22:35

    I might like to visit your abode, Professor!

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke June 21, 2016 at 13:21

      Doesn’t it seem nice and quaint?

      • 3 erinkenobi2893 June 21, 2016 at 18:00

        It does! Also very rainforest-y ;-)

  2. 4 Lady Dunamis May 23, 2016 at 21:02

    I’m feeling some kind of way about that three headed sheep chair. A not demonic wouldn’t ya say?

    This chat thingy. I say you must advertise times. I think I am warming up to this idea…I think

    • 5 Professor VJ Duke May 24, 2016 at 12:44

      Well…yeah…it looks suspect. I’ll send it over to you. Let me know if it’s spooked, please.

      You’d be brilliant! We had a fun time. Would you do it? Of course you would!

  3. 6 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 12, 2016 at 15:08

    Quite the hut you have, Duketh. I had no idea you’d moved to the forest.

    Take your time. We’ll all be here. *sits*

    • 7 Professor VJ Duke May 13, 2016 at 14:12

      Jungle, jungle! I bet there’s lions about.

      Should I just retire?

      • 8 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 26, 2016 at 20:45

        You? Retire? Then what…?

      • 9 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2016 at 14:49

        I think I’m going to move to Peru in live in a hut on the beach. I’m just…tired…you know?

  4. 10 walt walker May 11, 2016 at 00:59

    You renovate at least once a year, I think, Old Sport. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Just that we’ve come to expect renovations, from time to time. Haven’t we? I’m speaking to the room now, you know. Nothing wrong with a good fluff, now and again. Hear hear. Come now. Cattywumpus. Now I’m just spouting nonsense. Sormye abloom thowt.

    • 11 Professor VJ Duke May 11, 2016 at 16:45

      *laughs and shakes head* And that started off so good, too. Well, whatever. Yes, you were missing from the last chat, which was just rude. But that’s okay, I must find a new chat room, see. A better one. A bigger one. A scarier one. I like nonsense too.

  5. 12 Simply Skeptical May 10, 2016 at 21:39

    I’m excited about all the “new” things that are coming to pass in the “PL”. You’re a hard worker Prof. I thought you lived under the sea not the jungle or are you just everywhere?

    • 13 Professor VJ Duke May 11, 2016 at 16:44

      I used to live under the sea. But it got too wet.

  6. 14 FictionFan May 10, 2016 at 21:39

    More than ten people all talking at the same time?? About guns?? I feel faint now…

    I don’t believe in the videos. They’re one of those promises that never come true. Like when the weatherman says there’ll be sun tomorrow, or when the Professor says he won’t flirt anymore… *shakes head sadly*

    That sheep seat is truly the most revolting thing I’ve ever seen! I hope that one at the back headbutts anyone who sits on it!

    • 15 Susan P May 11, 2016 at 15:40

      Feeling cranky?

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke May 11, 2016 at 16:46

        Who me? Always!

      • 17 Susan P May 11, 2016 at 17:57

        What makes you so?

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke May 12, 2016 at 01:45

        Umm…the food right now.

      • 19 Susan P May 12, 2016 at 13:15

        throws a bag of raisins

      • 20 Professor VJ Duke May 13, 2016 at 14:11

        Eats a few.

      • 21 Susan P May 13, 2016 at 14:20

        How are they?

      • 22 Professor VJ Duke May 14, 2016 at 22:30

        Umm…epic, I think.

      • 23 Susan P May 15, 2016 at 19:52

        They look to me to be prunes.

      • 24 Professor VJ Duke May 16, 2016 at 12:40

        Eww! I hate prunes!

      • 25 Susan P May 16, 2016 at 13:49

        How do you know you hate them?

      • 26 Professor VJ Duke May 16, 2016 at 18:55

        I just eated them!

      • 27 Susan P May 16, 2016 at 19:51

        Ah, well.

      • 28 Professor VJ Duke May 17, 2016 at 12:44

        My sentiments exactly.

      • 29 Susan P May 17, 2016 at 17:45

        Here is some cherry ice cream for you to enjoy. Quick before it melts.

      • 30 Professor VJ Duke May 18, 2016 at 13:12

        *eats it all* I loved it! Thank you

      • 31 Susan P May 19, 2016 at 14:14

        *bows*

      • 32 Professor VJ Duke May 20, 2016 at 14:17

        *curtsies*

      • 33 Susan P May 20, 2016 at 19:03

        All right, lunch break.

      • 34 Professor VJ Duke May 23, 2016 at 13:22

        Oh goody. Tis about time

      • 35 Susan P May 24, 2016 at 13:16

        Pass the burgers please.

      • 36 Professor VJ Duke May 25, 2016 at 13:06

        *passes the fries*

      • 37 Susan P May 25, 2016 at 13:18

        What is that you sent over? And it has catsup. Ew.

      • 38 Professor VJ Duke May 25, 2016 at 13:22

        You mean ketchup.

      • 39 Susan P May 25, 2016 at 14:13

        I don’t mean any such thing.

      • 40 Professor VJ Duke May 26, 2016 at 14:06

        Oh yes you do! I’ll get Harry on me side.

      • 41 Susan P May 26, 2016 at 14:23

        He will be on my side.

      • 42 Professor VJ Duke May 26, 2016 at 14:31

        Really? Rats and a heifer. I was hoping he’d be on mine.

      • 43 Susan P May 26, 2016 at 18:19

        I’ve heard he can be bought don’t ya know?

      • 44 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2016 at 14:46

        Maybe me too.

      • 45 Susan P June 6, 2016 at 16:43

        I hear he can be can be bought.

      • 46 Professor VJ Duke June 7, 2016 at 13:17

        Well, double everything for sure.

      • 47 Susan P June 7, 2016 at 14:05

        Only if you catch her.

      • 48 Professor VJ Duke June 8, 2016 at 13:12

        *sets a trap*

      • 49 Susan P June 8, 2016 at 13:55

        I hope you put a lot of honey in it. It will keep her busy.

      • 50 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2016 at 17:01

        I ate probably half of it.

      • 51 Susan P June 9, 2016 at 18:15

        Sweet?

      • 52 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2016 at 13:33

        Very.

      • 53 Susan P June 10, 2016 at 13:34

        How do you manage that?

      • 54 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2016 at 13:45

        It takes lots of practice.

      • 55 Susan P June 10, 2016 at 17:53

        I am overwhelm by your … what do you call it?

      • 56 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2016 at 14:49

        dullness?

      • 57 Susan P June 14, 2016 at 12:46

        Life?

      • 58 Professor VJ Duke June 14, 2016 at 13:12

        Death!

      • 59 Susan P June 16, 2016 at 14:13

        That seems a little um, harsh.

      • 60 Professor VJ Duke June 16, 2016 at 14:44

        The professor is a harsh beast you know

      • 61 Susan P June 17, 2016 at 21:32

        Only when it is necessary.

      • 62 FictionFan May 11, 2016 at 18:57

        *whispers* Just practicising a little reverse psychology, but don’t tell the Prof!

    • 63 Professor VJ Duke May 11, 2016 at 16:43

      We were actually talking about the difference between Zealander and Zootopia, can you believe. Which was my fault. I kept confusing them. Everyone tried to tell me the difference. Then I was killed. I get killed all the time. smh

      The videos will come true! You must have…faith! Yes, that’s it. Faith that the professor is going to do what he says he’s going to do. Do you trust me? *cue Aladdin scene*

      *laughs* I thought you might really dig that. It was in my hut when I moved in.

      • 64 FictionFan May 11, 2016 at 20:09

        *laughs* Well, when I tell you I don’t know what either of them are, perhaps you’ll begin to understand my antipathy to chatrooms!

        Hmm… we shall see!!! Or not… I shall try to have faith, that’s the best I can do… *laughs* See? Haven’t seen Aladdin either…

        I can think of few things I’d want less than a dead sheep staring at my back… #stuffofnightmares

      • 65 Professor VJ Duke May 12, 2016 at 02:00

        Not at all, madam! No easy way out, see. I actually brought it up. And, plus, there was some things that I even got lost in. But the point is just having fun. Everyone had seen zootopia, except for me. It was quite a thing. Rats and a dadblameit.

        Oh you of little faith! Skeptical. That’s what you are. *nods* That’s understandable. But I grew up on that one. It was the time, see.

        You know, me too. But it’s not that scary.

      • 66 FictionFan May 12, 2016 at 18:09

        *laughs* Well, I’m glad you all enjoyed yourselves!

        Yup, sceptical and cynical!! *waits to be proved wrong*

      • 67 Professor VJ Duke May 13, 2016 at 14:15

        I could prove you wrong…about a million times. *nods*

      • 68 FictionFan May 13, 2016 at 17:46

        *waits*

      • 69 Professor VJ Duke May 14, 2016 at 22:32

        *does it* Now, don’t take it too bad.

      • 70 FictionFan May 15, 2016 at 18:00

        *laughs* Hmm…

      • 71 Professor VJ Duke May 16, 2016 at 12:39

        #win

  7. 72 Debbie May 10, 2016 at 20:35

    Ooh, new doings — sounds most intriguing! Sorry I wasn’t one of your 10 chatters, but Domer was home and I had to chat with him. That sheep head chair has got to GO. Who’d think of making something like that anyway? Gee, I hope they’re stuffed animal heads, rather than real live sheep minus their bodies!!

    • 73 Professor VJ Duke May 11, 2016 at 16:42

      I completely understand! Plus, Domer is way more interesting than the professor. I hope he’s doing very well, by they way.

      Isn’t that awful? I was hoping maybe you’d buy it? See, I’m selling.

  8. 74 A. Mouse May 10, 2016 at 20:21

    As long as that chair of sheep isn’t part of the deal, I support this idea. But burn that chair. It’s going to give me nightmares.

    • 75 Professor VJ Duke May 11, 2016 at 16:41

      Me too! Will you come and get it? I don’t want to even touch it.

      • 76 A. Mouse May 11, 2016 at 16:42

        Just use a blowtorch! That way you don’t have to go near it.

      • 77 Professor VJ Duke May 11, 2016 at 16:47

        But what if I burn down my house?

      • 78 A. Mouse May 11, 2016 at 16:55

        Hmm, good point. Build a new one?

      • 79 Professor VJ Duke May 12, 2016 at 01:43

        That took me 50 years. You have to help.

      • 80 A. Mouse May 12, 2016 at 07:16

        Oh fine. But only if I get a say in the designing and decorating.

      • 81 Professor VJ Duke May 13, 2016 at 14:10

        Yes, yes. You can do all that. I think I’m horrid at it.

      • 82 A. Mouse May 13, 2016 at 15:11

        Yay! I’ll start on the blueprints!

      • 83 Professor VJ Duke May 14, 2016 at 22:30

        I’ll sit under the tree over here.

      • 84 A. Mouse May 14, 2016 at 22:32

        Can I encorporate the tree into the blueprints?

      • 85 Professor VJ Duke May 14, 2016 at 22:34

        Oh yeah! That’d be so cool. A tree…with a few seats on it.

      • 86 A. Mouse May 14, 2016 at 22:35

        And a rope ladder!

      • 87 Professor VJ Duke May 16, 2016 at 12:37

        Oh yes. I need one of those.

  9. 88 John W. Howell May 10, 2016 at 19:07

    Nice house. Nice jungle.

    • 89 Professor VJ Duke May 11, 2016 at 16:34

      Would you like to come and stay? I’ve got an extra cot.

  10. 90 Freakishly Fangirlish May 10, 2016 at 18:29

    Maybe I’ll make a seat like that out of my cats…

    • 91 Professor VJ Duke May 11, 2016 at 16:33

      *laughs* That might make them real cranky, tho… What if they take revenge?

      • 92 Freakishly Fangirlish May 11, 2016 at 18:22

        They wont be able to take revenge. They will be dead….

      • 93 Professor VJ Duke May 12, 2016 at 01:49

        You know, good point. Which is good. ‘Cause revenge is a scary thing.

      • 94 Freakishly Fangirlish May 12, 2016 at 03:31

        i love taking revenge on my enemies. muuahha. it’s so satisfying

      • 95 Professor VJ Duke May 13, 2016 at 14:09

        It is. Especially when they beg for mercy! Look how wicked we are.

      • 96 Freakishly Fangirlish May 13, 2016 at 14:15

        *makes gang signs* wicckkeddd

      • 97 Professor VJ Duke May 14, 2016 at 22:29

        Coolness! Digging the gang signs. *makes a few more*

      • 98 Freakishly Fangirlish May 14, 2016 at 23:01

        *starts shaking spray paint* have you ever wondered how some of that graffiti gets in those weird places? like on giant bridges? do the gangs have huge ladders they cart around or something?

      • 99 Professor VJ Duke May 16, 2016 at 12:37

        *laughs* I have! They probably got super cool hover boards.

      • 100 Freakishly Fangirlish May 16, 2016 at 13:35

        I want a hoverboard! A lot of people at school have them and I want to steal one for a few hours

      • 101 Professor VJ Duke May 16, 2016 at 18:53

        Seriously? I’m coming to your school to thieve

      • 102 Freakishly Fangirlish May 16, 2016 at 20:57

        Yes! I will cause a distraction while you steal one! (well, two, i guess)

      • 103 Professor VJ Duke May 17, 2016 at 12:45

        Okay! I’ll get a red…which color do you want?

      • 104 Freakishly Fangirlish May 17, 2016 at 13:50

        Purple, please.

      • 105 Professor VJ Duke May 18, 2016 at 13:08

        Purple?! Are you sure?

      • 106 Freakishly Fangirlish May 18, 2016 at 13:50

        Yes, yes, that is my favorite color, despite it being Justin Bieber’s color… blegh

      • 107 Professor VJ Duke May 19, 2016 at 12:54

        I don’t even know who he is, the sudden

      • 108 Freakishly Fangirlish May 20, 2016 at 02:01

        He is dead to me…

      • 109 Professor VJ Duke May 20, 2016 at 14:30

        Oh yeah…didn’t we kill him?

      • 110 Freakishly Fangirlish May 20, 2016 at 14:35

        I think he was on the hit list, yes.

      • 111 Professor VJ Duke May 20, 2016 at 14:37

        One of the first, I fear.

  11. 112 Haylee May 10, 2016 at 17:09

    That sat is equal parts cosy, disturbing and awesome. I do hope they’re not real ‘once was live’ sheep! :/
    Look forward to more chats and to whatever the new shall be!

    • 113 Professor VJ Duke May 11, 2016 at 16:33

      Awesome! I shall let-eth you know, of course.

      I was wondering the same thing. Do you suppose they’re real sheep? That scares me, you know.

      • 114 Haylee May 11, 2016 at 19:44

        *shudders* I think the disembodied bleating would be enough to creep me out!

      • 115 Professor VJ Duke May 12, 2016 at 01:51

        I’d turn as still as a wooden vase with flowers in it.

  12. 116 Nancy Loderick May 10, 2016 at 17:07

    Well Professor,

    We are all waiting with bated breath (whatever the heck that is) to see what new things the Professor has in store for us.

    Nancy

    • 117 Professor VJ Duke May 11, 2016 at 16:32

      Are you a bit scared, too?

      • 118 Nancy Loderick May 11, 2016 at 18:32

        Oh most definitely Professor! :)

      • 119 Professor VJ Duke May 12, 2016 at 01:50

        haha! Yes, me too. Me too.

  13. 120 desertdweller29 May 10, 2016 at 16:38

    Watch out for snakes! I can easily picture an anaconda in your abode, hiding under your cot.

    • 121 Professor VJ Duke May 11, 2016 at 16:32

      *looks* Crap! There is one. Come and get it please? I’ll pay you $20.

      • 122 desertdweller29 May 11, 2016 at 16:38

        For an anaconda?! Are you crazy? I demand one million. For $20 I’d get rid of a bull snake, a king snake or a garden snake. That’s it! I have my limits you know… Where’s your precious katana?

      • 123 Professor VJ Duke May 11, 2016 at 16:47

        I left my katana back home… One million? Come now… I suppose that’s fair. Maybe bring a mongoose? Maybe that could do it? So, with the $20 I give, break into a zoo and bring a mongoose. See? I think we solved it.

      • 124 desertdweller29 May 11, 2016 at 16:52

        A warrior never leaves his katana at home! But since you broke the warrior rule, I guess I can break a law and steal a mongoose. I just hope the monkeys don’t create a stink. They’re such alarmists, you know. Now where did I put my thieving ski mask….?

      • 125 Professor VJ Duke May 12, 2016 at 01:43

        I hope you have a white one. White one’s are so cool. Have you ever considered I’m not a warrior? What a scary thought that is.

  14. 126 Heartafire May 10, 2016 at 16:34

    What a dreamy bachelor pad! I love the jungle and the creatures that live there, giant spiders, puff adders, and angry monkeys with dark glasses and leather jackets. You are staying busy with your updates…ten people on chat, isn’t that enough? Everyone talking at once, it’s scary. Good luck with your renovations and the jungle monkeys.

    • 127 Professor VJ Duke May 11, 2016 at 16:31

      Okay, I didn’t know there were jungle monkeys that looked like that about. I’ll have to get a shotgun, for protection, see. Or maybe steal John’s Uzi. Now, you think 10 is enough? I’d like to find a new chatroom…

  15. 128 PorterGirl May 10, 2016 at 16:27

    The abode is quite marvellous. I do hope that not too many snakes get in there. A renovation sounds most exciting! I was sorry not to be able to join the chat, perhaps I was person 11 or perhaps my phone didn’t like it. Pah. I was dreadfully tearful about it for about a week. But anyway. I very much look forward to all and everything that comes this way!

    • 129 Professor VJ Duke May 11, 2016 at 16:31

      Isn’t it great? Snakes do get in through the windows. And birds come in through the hole in the roof. The antelope come in the back door. But overall, it’s pretty nice. No ticks–which is capital.

      I’m working on trying to find a new chatroom at the minute. Such a vexing thing! *roars*

      • 130 PorterGirl May 11, 2016 at 16:37

        Well, it’s always nice to have visitors, I say!
        What a vexation. I hope you remedy it soon!

      • 131 Professor VJ Duke May 11, 2016 at 16:46

        Oh it is. But not the kind that go about and steal food and bite your toes. Those kinds are just not fair, see.

      • 132 PorterGirl May 11, 2016 at 16:48

        That sounds rather like Terry, to me! Although he usually goes for the nose. And only when I am asleep.

      • 133 Professor VJ Duke May 12, 2016 at 01:42

        That bugger. You should set a mouse trap on your nose. That’ll fetch him, I say.

      • 134 PorterGirl May 12, 2016 at 06:31

        Hmm yes. I must hope that a mouse doesn’t get caught in there, or things could escalate rather quickly.

      • 135 Professor VJ Duke May 13, 2016 at 14:09

        I suppose you could barbecue the mouse. It might be tasty.

      • 136 PorterGirl May 14, 2016 at 08:54

        I should think it would be. Everything barbecued tastes great.

      • 137 Professor VJ Duke May 14, 2016 at 22:33

        You know, I think you’re right. Except lettuce

      • 138 PorterGirl May 15, 2016 at 08:12

        Lettuce is such a strange thing.

      • 139 Professor VJ Duke May 16, 2016 at 12:37

        But it can be sweet. Sometimes, mind you.

      • 140 PorterGirl May 16, 2016 at 12:40

        I have completely forgotten what we were talking about. Must be my age. Pah.

      • 141 Professor VJ Duke May 16, 2016 at 12:41

        Just lettuce, I think. Definitely age. Age does wonders for the brain, don’t you know.

      • 142 PorterGirl May 16, 2016 at 12:43

        Ah! Now, I like lettuce on occasion. Will salad cream and a tomato. Now I am hungry.

      • 143 Professor VJ Duke May 16, 2016 at 18:53

        What’s salad cream?

      • 144 PorterGirl May 16, 2016 at 19:37

        Like mayonnaise but more yellow. Sort of.

      • 145 Professor VJ Duke May 17, 2016 at 12:43

        I’ve never heard of this dadblamery! But it sounds good, you know.

      • 146 PorterGirl May 17, 2016 at 13:17

        Oh, it must be a British thing. I shall send you a picture to help you envision it more clearly. It is nice stuff, I tell you.

      • 147 Professor VJ Duke May 18, 2016 at 13:07

        Yes, you must. I’m not at all sure about it, see.

      • 148 PorterGirl May 18, 2016 at 13:37

        Ah you have reminded me. The first thing I shall do when I return to mine abode is to send you that picture.

      • 149 Professor VJ Duke May 19, 2016 at 12:52

        Now it is something. I wanna try it, the sudden.

      • 150 PorterGirl May 19, 2016 at 15:55

        I have eaten some today!

      • 151 Professor VJ Duke May 20, 2016 at 14:23

        *thieves it from Lucy*

      • 152 PorterGirl May 20, 2016 at 15:25

        Hey! You’re asking for a spanking.

      • 153 Professor VJ Duke May 23, 2016 at 13:17

        *puts book in* I’m safe, the sudden

      • 154 PorterGirl May 23, 2016 at 13:25

        Oh, you remember the book trick, you bugger. Well – that book can’t stay there forever… *keeps an eye on it*

      • 155 Professor VJ Duke May 23, 2016 at 13:26

        It’s such a good trick, you know, you know

      • 156 PorterGirl May 23, 2016 at 13:28

        Obviously I am so well behaved that no one has ever tried to spank me, but I must admit it is most cunning.

      • 157 Professor VJ Duke May 24, 2016 at 12:40

        Not even your mum? *suspicious eye*

      • 158 PorterGirl May 24, 2016 at 13:18

        !! Well… dadblameit. Just don’t ask her about that. *curses*

      • 159 Professor VJ Duke May 25, 2016 at 13:09

        *holds ears* Oh no! There was cussing

      • 160 PorterGirl May 25, 2016 at 13:30

        There was cursing – it is completely different, I assure you.

      • 161 Professor VJ Duke May 26, 2016 at 14:02

        Cursing is worse isn’t it?

      • 162 PorterGirl May 27, 2016 at 06:32

        Nah – it’s much better!

      • 163 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2016 at 14:53

        Haha, you would say that!

      • 164 PorterGirl June 6, 2016 at 14:53

        I am always right about these things, you know.

      • 165 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2016 at 15:01

        Always always?

      • 166 PorterGirl June 6, 2016 at 15:27

        Absolutely. Maybe.

      • 167 Professor VJ Duke June 7, 2016 at 13:14

        Another question for your mum. *writes it on the list*

      • 168 PorterGirl June 7, 2016 at 13:31

        I shall ban you two from speaking, you know.

      • 169 Professor VJ Duke June 8, 2016 at 13:10

        Hm. That would be a problem, you cheater.

      • 170 PorterGirl June 8, 2016 at 13:30

        Eeep! And quite impossible as my mum would be furious. I think I should just hide…

      • 171 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2016 at 16:56

        Haha. She’d come and get you!

      • 172 PorterGirl June 10, 2016 at 06:00

        Double eeeek! She is visiting in a couple of weeks. I had best hide…

      • 173 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2016 at 13:43

        That’s perfect! I’ll ask then.

      • 174 PorterGirl June 11, 2016 at 12:34

        Goodness! I fear I might be in for a spanking.

      • 175 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2016 at 14:56

        Haha. Get the book!

      • 176 PorterGirl June 13, 2016 at 06:17

        I’ll use my own book!

      • 177 Professor VJ Duke June 13, 2016 at 12:46

        *laughs* Get her reading it first!

      • 178 PorterGirl June 13, 2016 at 12:56

        Hmm! I hope she’s read it! Not the new one, though.

      • 179 Professor VJ Duke June 14, 2016 at 13:04

        She might’ve snuck into your files for that one!

      • 180 PorterGirl June 14, 2016 at 13:36

        Bless her. She couldn’t sneak into a file if she tried. Only four people have read the new one, and you and I are two of them.

      • 181 Professor VJ Duke June 15, 2016 at 14:34

        *smiles proudly* You know I’m so excited about it still! But you don’t give me any updates…I shall…rampage!

      • 182 PorterGirl June 15, 2016 at 15:09

        I thought you would be super bored of me banging on about it and the film. Plus I know how busy you are.

      • 183 Professor VJ Duke June 16, 2016 at 14:17

        Oh no! Never bored of such stuff like that, you know.


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