Mistake-d

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So, the professor was in a bookstore.

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And I was wearing jeans, a sports coat, and red shoes. (That’s important.)

Also, my eyes were shielded from the blinding book lights, by great sunglasses. #cool

All in all, I was in spy-mode.

Now, the funny thing was this: A chap came half walking, half sprinting towards me. His goal: the restroom. And he was wearing jeans and red shoes, too! (Boogie-wu.)

Amazing. I didn’t dwell on it, though.

See, I was looking about. From book to book.

Picking one up, then throwing it away just as quickly as I had picked it up–if it didn’t suit my fancy, which many didn’t.

I was getting into the process, too, when I was approached by a disgruntled older man.

“What’s the idea?!” he hollered in my face, swinging a book back and forth.

“Excuse me a few hundred times?” How dare he?

“You think slop like this is acceptable?!”

And he threw a book down on the table:

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“Ohhhh…” I said.

“Yeah!” he stormed. “Exactly. How dare you! Jane Austen wasn’t respected in her day, and she sure is [bleep] respected now, is she? How dare you!”

I was quite shocked, I must admit.

A male Jane Austen fan? Wonder of wonders!!

“Look here,” I said, “I’m surprised you like JA. But you’ll be pleased to learn this fact: I didn’t write that book.”

And I nodded a few times.

His face grew redder.

“Do you think I’m an idiot?”

“You mean because you read Jane Austen? No need to feel that way.”

“Let me make myself clear–“

“Please,” I interrupted, “’cause you’re sorta cloudy at the minute.”

Glare.

“How dare you carry this book in your store! It’s idiot small business owners, like yourself, who let this kinda thing happen!”

“I’m the owner?”

That caught him for a second. He paused, even.

“The woman at the front said I’d find you back here… You and your horribly, ugly red shoes. That’s what she said.”

I just stared at him; he stared at me, still glowering.

Owner? Wow. I could play with this.

But then, the chap who came sprinting to the restrooms earlier came out of the restroom. I looked at his red shoes, then understood.

“He’s the chap you want,” I said.

And I made my getaway.

Moral: Don’t wear red shoes when the owner of a bookstore is wearing red shoes.

Lesson: Not learned

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177 Responses to “Mistake-d”


  1. 1 Heartafire June 16, 2016 at 21:25

    so good!

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke June 17, 2016 at 14:51

      I am

  2. 3 erinkenobi2893 June 8, 2016 at 21:52

    But what if the guy in red shoes was actually the Tenth Doctor? ohhhh plot twist! But the Doctor would deal with that guy very well, methinks ;-P

    • 4 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2016 at 17:14

      I think the doc might have ignored him maybe?

      • 5 erinkenobi2893 June 11, 2016 at 22:03

        Probably. Or gotten him involved in a philosophical debate ;-P

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2016 at 14:58

        Which would take ages.

      • 7 erinkenobi2893 June 13, 2016 at 03:50

        The entire reason for involving him, methinks. ;-)

      • 8 Professor VJ Duke June 13, 2016 at 12:44

        Hahaha. Brilliant. You’re brilliant.

      • 9 erinkenobi2893 June 13, 2016 at 14:03

        *takes a sweeping bow* Why thank you!

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke June 14, 2016 at 13:07

        *bows* Bowing is such fun

      • 11 erinkenobi2893 June 14, 2016 at 15:07

        It is! I also love dancing. :-)

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke June 15, 2016 at 14:37

        I think I’d be a horrid dancer, you know.

      • 13 erinkenobi2893 June 15, 2016 at 16:17

        Maybe professionally, but if people mock you for doing it for fun I’ll biff them quite soundly!

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke June 16, 2016 at 14:20

        And maybe bite their heads off

      • 15 erinkenobi2893 June 16, 2016 at 21:10

        Metaphorically, of course. My jaw is too small even for all my teeth.

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke June 17, 2016 at 14:50

        Yeah. Stinkin’ wisdom teeth. *rampages*

      • 17 erinkenobi2893 June 17, 2016 at 21:29

        I just got an inspiration, you know!

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke June 21, 2016 at 13:14

        Oh no. Tell me more!

      • 19 erinkenobi2893 June 21, 2016 at 18:06

        I’m writing a short story in which the Eighth Doctor ends up having a toothache because his wisdom teeth don’t want to fit either!

      • 20 Professor VJ Duke June 22, 2016 at 21:02

        *laughs* Hilarious!

      • 21 erinkenobi2893 June 23, 2016 at 23:56

        It’s meant to be. ;-)

  3. 22 L. T. Garvin, Author June 5, 2016 at 17:16

    I have been known to haunt bookstores, and I even have a pair of red shoes, ha ha. The JA scenario reminds me of the final weeks of high school in history when I had to show the kids an Abe Lincoln film to learn a thing or two. They responded that Abe Lincoln, Vampire Slayer, was actually much better. Great blog!

    • 23 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2016 at 15:00

      *laughing* Vampire slayer! Goodness. Wow. Things get out of control. Still…I must admit…that does sound cool! Red shoes. *fist thingy* Good for you! And good to meet you, madam!

      • 24 L. T. Garvin, Author June 6, 2016 at 15:40

        Likewise great to meet you :-)

      • 25 Professor VJ Duke June 7, 2016 at 13:15

        Madam, can you give me the link to your blog? The thingy isn’t working on my end for some reason. *rampages*

      • 26 L. T. Garvin, Author June 7, 2016 at 14:59

        Sure thing, Professor. This is a link to one of my latest posts: https://broussardlana.wordpress.com/2016/06/04/the-laundress/
        and here is the link to my main page:
        https://broussardlana.wordpress.com/about
        I have been doing some work on my page, so hopefully these work. Thanks so much for visiting!

      • 27 Professor VJ Duke June 8, 2016 at 13:22

        I just subbed!

      • 28 L. T. Garvin, Author June 8, 2016 at 22:37

        That’s one job all right. Never boring for sure. Thanks so much for following!

      • 29 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2016 at 17:14

        My pleasure! Now your posts should show up in my email, unless I did something dreadfully wrong.

  4. 30 bardictale June 2, 2016 at 20:45

    You know, he called your shoes ugly.

    • 31 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2016 at 14:59

      You’re right! He did. What should be done?

      • 32 bardictale June 7, 2016 at 09:32

        Check if he’s right. You don’t want to be going out in ugly shoes, do you?

      • 33 Professor VJ Duke June 7, 2016 at 13:22

        Well, it wouldn’t bother me that much, you know.

      • 34 bardictale June 7, 2016 at 20:28

        Well then, it seems like all’s well then.

      • 35 Professor VJ Duke June 8, 2016 at 13:24

        I suppose so. Hey, you want to go to Peru with me?

      • 36 bardictale June 8, 2016 at 18:14

        Sure, I guess. What will we do there?

      • 37 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2016 at 17:11

        Live on the beach?

      • 38 bardictale June 9, 2016 at 18:18

        Hmm. That’s an idea.

      • 39 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2016 at 13:34

        I’m full of them.

      • 40 bardictale June 10, 2016 at 14:15

        Another truth! My, you seem to be on a roll.

      • 41 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2016 at 14:43

        Today is my day, Bard!

  5. 42 L. Marie May 27, 2016 at 12:31

    Is that a Barnes & Noble? (Yes, I’m finally back online after being off for weeks. Long story. But it didn’t involve shoes.)
    Love the red shoes! Sorry you were mistaken for the owner. But really you should have made the guy’s mistake more profitable for yourself. For example, you could have pointed out another book the guy could buy, then told him to give you the cash for it.
    Nice to see some male Jane Austen fans. I once saw a movie adaptation of one of Jane’s novels with two male Jane Austen fans. :-)

    • 43 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2016 at 14:57

      I’m finally back too! Crazy. How’ve you been?

      You’re so right. You know, sometimes I think you’re a bit wickeder than me. Which is awesome!

      Two male fans? I don’t believe it!!

      • 44 L. Marie June 6, 2016 at 16:21

        Believe it. Two male fans!

      • 45 Professor VJ Duke June 7, 2016 at 13:16

        This is impossible!

  6. 46 Simply Skeptical May 27, 2016 at 10:39

    It’s not fair. All you ever want to do is mind your own business and be cool. What’s wrong are you magnetic or something? Always attracting trouble. Of course, it could be that sweet innocence that betrays you.

    • 47 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2016 at 14:56

      Sweet innocence? I think I’m really cranky. Don’t you?

  7. 48 PorterGirl May 27, 2016 at 06:48

    I have made a note about the red shoes thing – I have a couple of pairs of red shoes. Although my mum says a lady shouldn’t wear red shoes – in her day (she says) there was a saying – ‘red shoes, no knickers!’ So I can only make the obvious assumption about you and this other red-shoe-wearing fellow. Pride, Prejudice & Zombies! My friend Matt is in that.
    Nice sunglasses, by the way.

    • 49 Esme upon the Cloud May 27, 2016 at 12:42

      I reckon they were both knicker-less too. You’re onto something *nods seriously and winks*.

      One of Esme’s favourite films ever in the world of Earth ever, is ‘The Red Shoes’. It is magnificent and if you haven’t seen it you must go forth (or fifth), from this place and watch it!

      – esme dancing in her red shoes forever and ever upon the Cloud

      • 50 PorterGirl May 28, 2016 at 09:43

        It is the only plausible explanation. I really must investigate this knickerless book shop.
        I have not seen the film but shall give it a go next time I have a hangover. (That’s when I mainly watch films, see)

      • 51 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2016 at 14:58

        We’ve got no clue about knickers. But you ladies seem to like them!

      • 52 PorterGirl June 6, 2016 at 15:00

        This is the funniest thing I have seen all day. Honestly. Knickers. *snigger*

      • 53 Professor VJ Duke June 7, 2016 at 13:13

        I shall rampage, you know. *says it calmly*

      • 54 PorterGirl June 7, 2016 at 13:30

        I am not fooled by your calm delivery. Your rampages are epic and loud. I look forward to it. *grins*

      • 55 Professor VJ Duke June 8, 2016 at 13:10

        And quite destructive, you know.

      • 56 PorterGirl June 8, 2016 at 13:30

        Very much so *puts on crash helmet*

      • 57 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2016 at 16:56

        Better get a bit of body armor, too.

      • 58 PorterGirl June 10, 2016 at 05:59

        Good plan.

      • 59 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2016 at 13:43

        I like bad ones better.

      • 60 PorterGirl June 11, 2016 at 12:34

        *laughs* That is because you are a very bad goose nubbin, over all.

      • 61 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2016 at 14:56

        I really am. #theworst

      • 62 PorterGirl June 13, 2016 at 06:17

        *laughing lots* The filthiest worst.

      • 63 Professor VJ Duke June 13, 2016 at 12:45

        Ooo, I quite like that!

    • 64 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2016 at 14:55

      Matt…matt…matt…matt who?

      Okay…so…what’s a knicker? Some sort of candy? No…a cookie! Wait…maybe a bug?

      *bows* Thank you!

      • 65 PorterGirl June 6, 2016 at 14:59

        Matt Smith *nods*
        *laughs so much some wee comes out* Knickers are ladies undergarments that they wear on their bottoms. I heartily advise against attempting to eat them, although I am told that they do come in edible versions. Ahem.

      • 66 Professor VJ Duke June 7, 2016 at 13:11

        Let me have a google… Cool! Get him to play the Dean. *nods*

        *gags and dies* Hm. Well, it’s not my fault, of course. Strange names, see. Everything over there has a strange name. *nods*

      • 67 PorterGirl June 7, 2016 at 13:29

        Oh, that’s quite a good idea! What a clever chap you are, Professor.
        I know – we speak a very different language. But it’s okay – you have learned a thing. A useful thing, you must admit.

      • 68 Professor VJ Duke June 8, 2016 at 13:09

        Nah. I think I’ll forget it. Imagine the fun that might be!

      • 69 PorterGirl June 8, 2016 at 13:29

        Aha! I think perhaps you are right. Forget and then learn it again, under awkward circumstances *nods*

      • 70 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2016 at 16:56

        Madam, it’s said there’s never an awkward moment with the professor you know.

      • 71 PorterGirl June 10, 2016 at 05:59

        *laughing lots* you know, I can believe it.

      • 72 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2016 at 13:43

        Oh it’s quite true. *nods bunches*

      • 73 PorterGirl June 11, 2016 at 12:33

        I could believe pretty much anything about you, VJ.

      • 74 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2016 at 14:55

        Like I’m filthy, for instance.

      • 75 PorterGirl June 13, 2016 at 06:17

        That is a cold, hard fact. There is no debate on that. A filthy, vicious beastie.

      • 76 Professor VJ Duke June 13, 2016 at 12:45

        With an army of grubs.

      • 77 PorterGirl June 13, 2016 at 12:55

        And the flying bug things!

      • 78 Professor VJ Duke June 14, 2016 at 13:04

        the cicadas!

      • 79 PorterGirl June 14, 2016 at 13:35

        YES. After 17 years underground, they deserve a bit of a rampage, I say. But they have to save some energy for their 5 weeks of mating.

      • 80 Professor VJ Duke June 15, 2016 at 14:34

        The Rom is eating them all. They must taste really tasty.

      • 81 PorterGirl June 15, 2016 at 15:08

        Nice! Good old Rom. Give him a pat from me. They look pretty tasty, I must admit. Put them in BGE they’ll be just great.

      • 82 Professor VJ Duke June 16, 2016 at 14:16

        Ew! I will not! Imagine. You’d eat them? I wouldn’t. I think they’d destroy my tongue

  8. 83 InfiniteZip May 27, 2016 at 01:43

    OH…my…God….trade in those red meds for purple already….and BTW, JA rocks! Yeah….really, bet she wore purple too…and I bet she carried a katana beneath her bloomers….and I bet she kicked A**!

    • 84 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2016 at 14:52

      But I bet Tom Brady didn’t like her! Their dresses were too inflated, see. Purple? Nah. It’s a girls color!

      • 85 InfiniteZip June 6, 2016 at 14:58

        nothing wrong with purple at all, as I am a girl you know :)

      • 86 Professor VJ Duke June 7, 2016 at 13:10

        Yes…but only ladies like purple!

      • 87 InfiniteZip June 7, 2016 at 13:21

        Yep, true that!

      • 88 Professor VJ Duke June 7, 2016 at 13:23

        See, I win?

      • 89 InfiniteZip June 7, 2016 at 14:09

        Of course, you’re not a cheater….like some guys I don’t want to know….

      • 90 Professor VJ Duke June 8, 2016 at 13:13

        Julian Edelman isn’t either…

      • 91 InfiniteZip June 8, 2016 at 14:13

        Julian Lennon is cool, Edelman, not so cool! He’s a pickle head.

      • 92 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2016 at 17:03

        A pickle head? Why, them’s fighting words, madam!

  9. 93 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister May 26, 2016 at 21:02

    I was under the impression you said anything you liked without care or concern…and red shoes only always make sense.

    • 94 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2016 at 14:51

      No, I don’t. I’m a mess of a beast, see, really. Don’t they? I love them.

  10. 95 Debbie May 26, 2016 at 20:55

    Okay, Professor, I’ve never read Pride and Prejudice; nor have I read a zombie book. Somehow, I can’t imagine combining the two — and that cover photo gives me the creeps! However, I totally LOVE those red shoes! It was just your misfortune to be wearing the same getup as the owner. Glad you sped off when you could!

    • 96 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2016 at 14:50

      I ran like the wind!

      *laughs* You should check it out! I think, tho, it’s something Domer would like more. We’d laugh at all the action and whatnot. It’s totally a take over of her stuff, which is cool, you know.

      You’re the first one who suggested getting them!

  11. 97 JunkChuck May 26, 2016 at 20:28

    Love this. I’m a gruff old rural American male, big and bearded, 4-wheel drive owning, literature-majored ex jock gone to seed, and I like Jane Austin. I and I liked the Zombie books, too. Especially that one. Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters wasn’t quite up to the quality of the first one, I’ll admit.

    • 98 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2016 at 14:49

      Haha! I’ve never heard of the sea monsters one…but I enjoyed the trailer lots! See? Way better than JA. Imagine if JA actually put some action in her books. I’m sure you know what I mean.

  12. 99 Jackie May 26, 2016 at 19:15

    Those shoes are so cool! I wear similar ones.

    • 100 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2016 at 14:48

      *fist thingy* Go us!

      • 101 Jackie June 6, 2016 at 19:42

        We rock! \m/

      • 102 Professor VJ Duke June 7, 2016 at 13:18

        It’s a fist! Cool.

  13. 103 John W. Howell May 26, 2016 at 18:38

    Enjoyed the story. You can mock anything you please.

    • 104 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2016 at 14:48

      Even an antelope? I love antelope.

      • 105 John W. Howell June 6, 2016 at 20:59

        Yes. Mock antelope.

      • 106 Professor VJ Duke June 7, 2016 at 13:20

        Are they the stuffed ones?

      • 107 John W. Howell June 7, 2016 at 14:45

        No. They are made of tofu.

      • 108 Professor VJ Duke June 8, 2016 at 13:20

        Tofu…I think I quite like tofu.

      • 109 John W. Howell June 8, 2016 at 16:34

        you’ll like them then.

      • 110 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2016 at 17:07

        *still skeptical*

      • 111 John W. Howell June 9, 2016 at 17:57

        Cherry flavored. You can’t go wrong

      • 112 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2016 at 13:32

        You really can’t, tho… I had a cherry sucker last night. too sweet.

      • 113 John W. Howell June 10, 2016 at 22:58

        Wrong kind of cherry

      • 114 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2016 at 14:52

        It must’ve been.

      • 115 John W. Howell June 13, 2016 at 00:55

        Maybe domestic Bing cherry

      • 116 Professor VJ Duke June 13, 2016 at 12:43

        I think I like those…

      • 117 John W. Howell June 13, 2016 at 17:01

        Me too

  14. 118 Susan P May 26, 2016 at 18:32

    You mocked the Austin?

    • 119 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2016 at 14:47

      Of course. I do it my sleep. For fun, see.

      • 120 Susan P June 6, 2016 at 16:38

        That does not sound like fun. I mean, how could you tell if you are sleeping?

      • 121 Professor VJ Duke June 7, 2016 at 13:16

        In the professor dreams, I’m very powerful. That’s how I know, see.

      • 122 Susan P June 7, 2016 at 14:09

        And scary. Very scary.

      • 123 Professor VJ Duke June 8, 2016 at 13:13

        Scary is good, tho

      • 124 Susan P June 8, 2016 at 13:35

        Like being the only man in the room full of women?

      • 125 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2016 at 16:58

        That’s scary isn’t it?

      • 126 Susan P June 9, 2016 at 18:19

        Really, I could not say.

      • 127 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2016 at 13:34

        I’ll ask Harry

      • 128 Susan P June 10, 2016 at 13:37

        Good luck in getting something out of him.

      • 129 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2016 at 13:46

        I’ll give him a sucker first

      • 130 Susan P June 10, 2016 at 17:49

        Cherry?

      • 131 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2016 at 14:49

        Cherry everything is better.

      • 132 Susan P June 14, 2016 at 12:51

        It is also, I learned yesterday, that cherries help you kill off cancer bad guys. Who knew?

      • 133 Professor VJ Duke June 14, 2016 at 13:13

        No way! What a thing! that’s cause they’re awesome, you know.

      • 134 Susan P June 16, 2016 at 14:09

        They are awesome. And Nomy too.

      • 135 Professor VJ Duke June 16, 2016 at 14:43

        Nomy!

  15. 136 FictionFan May 26, 2016 at 16:29

    The Professor was in a bookstore?!?!?!?!!!!! Ah, in spy-mode! Of course! For a moment I thought perhaps… but no, that would be silly! A male Austen fan, eh? An attractive thought… *considers swooning* I shall surely follow your fine advice on not wearing red trainers, though… always!

    • 137 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2016 at 14:43

      I was going back and forth throughout it. I’m actually quite the reader, you know. In fact, I read a book a year, now that I think on it. What did you think?

      Hahahahaha. A trainer! No, you should get green. That’s your color, after all.

  16. 138 A. Mouse May 26, 2016 at 15:40

    Ha, people are always getting their panties in a knot over nothing. That’s why I’m glad I’m actually a Mouse. *nibbles on some cheese*

    • 139 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2016 at 14:40

      I’m jealous of that, the sudden. Hey, do you think I could maybe be a rat? I’d like that.

      • 140 A. Mouse June 7, 2016 at 02:43

        As long as you kept your whiskers clean, I don’t see why not. You’d be a very well-learned rodent, whichever rodent you choose to be.

      • 141 Professor VJ Duke June 7, 2016 at 13:22

        Oh no. I’d want to be filthy and mean!!

      • 142 A. Mouse June 8, 2016 at 00:48

        Have at it, sir!

      • 143 Professor VJ Duke June 8, 2016 at 13:26

        Why don’t we practice some jiu jitsu?

      • 144 A. Mouse June 8, 2016 at 20:20

        …… *runs away*

      • 145 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2016 at 17:13

        *chases* It’s fun!

      • 146 A. Mouse June 9, 2016 at 17:38

        *hides in a tree* Noooooooo!

      • 147 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2016 at 13:29

        With all the cicadas.

      • 148 A. Mouse June 10, 2016 at 15:20

        Crap, I forgot about the cicadas. Nasty little things.

      • 149 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2016 at 14:45

        You can eat them, I hear.

      • 150 A. Mouse June 13, 2016 at 17:11

        You can eat everything once.

      • 151 Professor VJ Duke June 14, 2016 at 13:11

        *laughs* True…except the professor

  17. 152 Heartafire May 26, 2016 at 14:55

    “Excuse me a few hundred times?” Please tell me I can use that! I love JA, I have seen P and P 25 times now, it sucks but in a fascinating way. (she did write that, right?). Carry on with your bad shoes and cool sunglasses.

    • 153 Professor VJ Duke June 6, 2016 at 14:40

      Bad shoes?! Now wait just a minute or two or three there…

      25 times isn’t that bad. I’ve seen it lots, too. I’m a very unlucky bloke.

      Absolutely! It’s a good line, huh?

      • 154 Heartafire June 6, 2016 at 15:28

        sorry about the bad shoes. Thanks for the line, using it a lot!!

      • 155 Professor VJ Duke June 7, 2016 at 13:15

        Really? That’s cool. Who’d you use it on?

      • 156 Heartafire June 7, 2016 at 14:40

        everyone…I need excusing a lot, when I say it I throw in a little frosted sarcasm head toss. You?

      • 157 Professor VJ Duke June 8, 2016 at 13:17

        Frosted sarcasm! That sounds cool.

      • 158 Heartafire June 8, 2016 at 14:05

        is that sarcasm? :-)

      • 159 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2016 at 17:03

        Haha. ‘Course not. I’m not the bad, am I?

      • 160 Heartafire June 9, 2016 at 17:07

        No you are not bad, fierce though and brave.

      • 161 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2016 at 17:16

        And wicked?

      • 162 Heartafire June 9, 2016 at 17:16

        very wicked.

      • 163 Professor VJ Duke June 9, 2016 at 17:17

        See, that’s bad, isn’t it?

      • 164 Heartafire June 9, 2016 at 17:17

        You know you like being wicked, dont be coy.

      • 165 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2016 at 13:27

        I love it! In fact, wouldn’t you say it’s my life mission?

      • 166 Heartafire June 10, 2016 at 16:04

        You will go far, wicked professor.

      • 167 Professor VJ Duke June 12, 2016 at 14:45

        Like a shooting star?

      • 168 Heartafire June 12, 2016 at 19:48

        take me along…I always wanted to be a star.

      • 169 Professor VJ Duke June 13, 2016 at 12:39

        An evil star?

      • 170 Heartafire June 13, 2016 at 13:35

        Yes. Exactly.

      • 171 Professor VJ Duke June 14, 2016 at 13:06

        Oh no. That’s just me. You’ll have to be a goodly one.

      • 172 Heartafire June 14, 2016 at 13:14

        I forgot what the subject is but yes, I will be a goodly one.

      • 173 Professor VJ Duke June 15, 2016 at 14:30

        Well, that’s all set then.

      • 174 Heartafire June 15, 2016 at 15:46

        I am on board.

      • 175 Professor VJ Duke June 16, 2016 at 14:19

        Well, that’s good then

      • 176 Heartafire June 16, 2016 at 14:38

        good!

      • 177 Professor VJ Duke June 16, 2016 at 14:44

        That’s me


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