For When the Zombies Come…

professor speaks

Okay.

So, the professor over the weekend got this epic army pack.

Sorta like this:

Just like this, in fact.

Just like this, in fact.

I nabbed it at a gun show.

Image #: 23247670    BIRMINGHAM, Alabama -- The Alabama Gun Collector Association Summer Gun Show is this weekend at the BJCC. The theme for this show is Western and vintage firearms. Show hours are Saturday 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. and Sunday 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. The big topic at this show was the shortage of .380, 9 mm and .22 cal. long rifle ammo.         AL.COM /Landov

Whoa...

Whoa…

They also have swords, by the way.

Now, you may ask why I got the pack.

Simple.

It’s for when the zombies attack and the whole grid blows up.

zombie_teaser

Hmm…she doesn’t look like a zombie. Just a badly injured chap.

Look here, this is the one that would come after me:

evil dead 2 25 zombies (Custom)

Now, in the pack I’d have all sorts of things to defeat that fellow above. Like…mustard gas, I think.

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Then again, he looks like that was already used on him.

Dadblameit.

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89 Responses to “For When the Zombies Come…”


  1. 1 Heartafire June 22, 2016 at 21:18

    I do hate zombies and have been subjected to them many times because I am not in control of the remote in general. Where is that gun show?

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke June 24, 2016 at 14:36

      Okay, you must capture the remote! Do you have a sword to use on the zombies?

      • 3 Heartafire June 24, 2016 at 14:37

        The zombie has captured the remote, and me without a katana or even a sharp toed boot!

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke June 24, 2016 at 15:09

        You should throw a pillow!

      • 5 Heartafire June 24, 2016 at 15:11

        fine advice, that will show him!

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke June 26, 2016 at 17:27

        He deserves it, I say! Two pillows, even.

      • 7 Heartafire June 26, 2016 at 23:05

        All I needed was a bit if encouragement. Lol

      • 8 Professor VJ Duke June 28, 2016 at 13:15

        Let’s practice jits!

  2. 9 Lady Dunamis June 22, 2016 at 17:51

    FREEDOOOOOOM! (In my Mel Gibson voice in Braveheart) 👍😃

    • 10 Professor VJ Duke June 22, 2016 at 21:04

      *laughs* EPIC. But didn’t he die?

      • 11 Lady Dunamis June 22, 2016 at 22:01

        Yes! That’s what makes his roar of freedom sound so manly…lol

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke June 24, 2016 at 14:37

        My roar is better. *roar*

  3. 13 Debbie June 21, 2016 at 20:23

    A gun show sounds interesting, Professor. I don’t know as I’ve been to one of those recently. I can’t decide what that army pack does — surely it’s not as useful as a real gun, right? As for that poor zombie-fella, if you meet up with him, tell him I can refer him to a good dentist. And an eye doctor, too!

    • 14 Professor VJ Duke June 22, 2016 at 21:04

      Oh I put all my stuff in the pack! So I can live out on the land for many moons and many suns and many other things. Plus it’s heavy duty. *laughs* I will pass the message along.

  4. 15 Nancy Loderick June 21, 2016 at 19:23

    Well Professor,

    My motto is, “Always have a Plan B.”

    Nancy

    • 16 Professor VJ Duke June 22, 2016 at 21:03

      And even a C, right?

      • 17 Nancy Loderick June 22, 2016 at 21:08

        Oh yes Professor – as a matter of fact, you may go down the rest of the alphabet for plans, just to be safe. :)

        Nancy

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke June 24, 2016 at 14:31

        Just to be sure for sure.

  5. 19 Susan P June 21, 2016 at 18:13

    How did you get that put together?

    • 20 Professor VJ Duke June 22, 2016 at 21:03

      With great care, mind. Aren’t you proud of me?

      • 21 Susan P June 23, 2016 at 12:33

        It would have been better if you had brought some pudding.

      • 22 Professor VJ Duke June 24, 2016 at 15:03

        Vanilla?

      • 23 Susan P June 27, 2016 at 11:47

        With cherries?

      • 24 Professor VJ Duke June 28, 2016 at 13:18

        Five of them.

      • 25 Susan P June 28, 2016 at 19:31

        Make some jello

      • 26 Professor VJ Duke June 29, 2016 at 13:14

        Cherry!

      • 27 Susan P June 29, 2016 at 14:54

        I happen to have some but it will be gone by the time your get here.

      • 28 Professor VJ Duke June 30, 2016 at 11:03

        Which just isn’t fair. Rats.

      • 29 Susan P June 30, 2016 at 13:55

        Well if you did not take all of your time to make Mischief.

  6. 30 Freakishly Fangirlish June 21, 2016 at 18:10

    Have you seen World War Z? It’s a super awesome zombie movie! Also, Warm Bodies is great too, but more teenager-ery.

    • 31 Professor VJ Duke June 22, 2016 at 21:03

      I did! I hate zombies so much, you know

      • 32 Freakishly Fangirlish June 26, 2016 at 19:07

        Zombies are awesome!! ^-^

      • 33 Professor VJ Duke June 28, 2016 at 13:14

        You wouldn’t say that if they tried to eat you!

      • 34 Freakishly Fangirlish June 28, 2016 at 17:17

        Yes I would! Then I would be a zombie and I would still think that my species was pretty awesome

      • 35 Professor VJ Duke June 29, 2016 at 13:13

        You mean you’d like zombies even more? This … is…craziness, I say!

      • 36 Freakishly Fangirlish June 30, 2016 at 18:33

        Yes, but even more than that, I would love to be one!

  7. 37 walt walker June 21, 2016 at 17:55

    Mustard gas is good on hot dogs.

    • 38 Professor VJ Duke June 22, 2016 at 21:00

      *gulps* Mr. Walker! No way! Really? I’m proud of your endurance, the sudden.

  8. 39 John W. Howell June 21, 2016 at 16:49

    Need bullets to the brain.

    • 40 Professor VJ Duke June 22, 2016 at 20:57

      For the zombies or me?

      • 41 John W. Howell June 22, 2016 at 22:59

        zombies

      • 42 Professor VJ Duke June 24, 2016 at 14:38

        Yes. Do they have hearts?

      • 43 John W. Howell June 24, 2016 at 19:47

        No. Thant’s why you have to shoot them in the head.

      • 44 Professor VJ Duke June 26, 2016 at 17:31

        Do they have brains?

      • 45 John W. Howell June 26, 2016 at 18:39

        Not really. More like neurons.

      • 46 Professor VJ Duke June 26, 2016 at 19:02

        Neurons. That’s a thing .I bet I have some.

      • 47 John W. Howell June 26, 2016 at 19:25

        You do. Unless you have died. Check quick.

      • 48 Professor VJ Duke June 28, 2016 at 13:15

        I can’t feel my pulse, help!

      • 49 John W. Howell June 28, 2016 at 13:37

        Hit yourself on the chest.

      • 50 Professor VJ Duke June 29, 2016 at 12:58

        *tribune salute*

      • 51 John W. Howell June 30, 2016 at 04:01

        Good one.

      • 52 Professor VJ Duke June 30, 2016 at 11:18

        I am one, after all.

      • 53 John W. Howell June 30, 2016 at 11:20

        Yes you are.

  9. 54 Haylee June 21, 2016 at 16:27

    But guns are noisy and they call the zombies to you – don’t you watch The Walking Dead?! (No, probably not…we’ll add it to the list). Swords, golf clubs, baseball bats and daggers for close combat. The pack will come in handy though.
    Where would you go? I’ve thought about this at length – we even mapped out the entire city centre once to see if it would be possible to reach each shopping centre, the hospital and the weapon store, using only zip lines and parkour moves. It is. Planned and ready!

    • 55 Professor VJ Duke June 22, 2016 at 20:55

      *laughs* Okay…so, no, I’ve never watched the walking dead! You must have the worst impression of my movie watching. Really, I try. Check this out: I just joined a rewards club at my theater! That must count for something, right? #hopes I’ll use my katana, see.

      Whoa. Tell you what, since you’re so prepared…how about you throw me into your plan? You know, on your escape route. Come pick me up when it all happens. *nods* I’m now sorted

      • 56 Haylee June 22, 2016 at 21:13

        Theatre as in stage or ‘this is American for cinema’? Either way, getting rewards for watching things sounds wonderful!
        I’d happily pick you up en route (you have the sword after all) but what if it was like 28 Days Later and the outbreak only happened in the UK and I spread it across the Atlantic? 😕 Maybe I watch too many films and TV shows…

      • 57 Professor VJ Duke June 24, 2016 at 14:34

        Haha, American Cinema! We don’t really call them cinemas here. Just the movies or theater! I’ve got a free popcorn or something, but I’m saving up.

        It’d be your duty to spread it about, then! I mean, after all, I want to have some fun. I’ll give you a sword, too. We’ll be vicious.

  10. 58 FictionFan June 21, 2016 at 16:03

    *shakes head despairingly and laughs*

    • 59 Professor VJ Duke June 22, 2016 at 20:54

      You won’t laugh when the zombies eat your ears!

      • 60 FictionFan June 23, 2016 at 00:33

        Haha! But I know you won’t let that happen!

      • 61 Professor VJ Duke June 24, 2016 at 14:44

        Of course not! *draws katana*

  11. 62 Jackie June 21, 2016 at 15:13

    Smart thinking, Professor!

    • 63 Professor VJ Duke June 22, 2016 at 20:53

      I’m ready for the zombies! #ready

      • 64 Jackie June 22, 2016 at 21:47

        Do you think the zombies are already here? Are they hiding and waiting for their evil overlord to give them the signal to attack? What say ye?

      • 65 Professor VJ Duke June 24, 2016 at 14:37

        Ohhhhhhh! Cool idea. I bet so. At least, something is here, just waiting and hiding. We should prepare. You must get a katana.

      • 66 Jackie June 24, 2016 at 15:25

        I think you may be right about that Professor!

      • 67 Professor VJ Duke June 26, 2016 at 17:28

        I’m right every so often, after all.

      • 68 Jackie June 26, 2016 at 18:39

        Yes you are Professor!

      • 69 Professor VJ Duke June 26, 2016 at 19:03

        Why thank you, madam.

  12. 70 L. Marie June 21, 2016 at 15:00

    Always good to be prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse. You’ll also need this: http://science.howstuffworks.com/science-vs-myth/strange-creatures/zombie-apocalypse-quiz.htm

    • 71 Professor VJ Duke June 22, 2016 at 20:52

      Cool. I dig it. Plus I need your throwing knife

  13. 72 desertdweller29 June 21, 2016 at 14:32

    Well I suppose if zombies have attacked Darcy and Elisabeth, the likelihood of this sort of thingy has increased. Best to prepare.

    • 73 Professor VJ Duke June 22, 2016 at 20:52

      Did they end up eating Darby? #hopeful

  14. 74 PorterGirl June 21, 2016 at 14:05

    Wow that pack is HUGE. I could actually live in that. When the zombies show up at your place, they’re going to run for their lives, no doubt. Check out all those guns! Do they come in any other colours? Like blue? I want a blue gun, the sudden.

    • 75 Professor VJ Duke June 22, 2016 at 20:51

      I carry it on me back, see. Oh yes, lots of different colors! Quite brilliant. You must come to a gun show!

      • 76 PorterGirl June 22, 2016 at 20:53

        Wowawee! Well that’s just super. I must go now, the double sudden!

      • 77 Professor VJ Duke June 22, 2016 at 21:05

        You can buy swords, too. We’ll finally get you a katana

      • 78 PorterGirl June 22, 2016 at 21:09

        WooHoo! I shall feel like the cat’s pyjamas. I might get two. And one of those pretty short sword thingummies. And a hat.

      • 79 Professor VJ Duke June 24, 2016 at 14:32

        You’ll be a double-beast in no time! Even if you are in cat’s pajamas

      • 80 PorterGirl June 26, 2016 at 08:35

        Double-beast! I was absolutely born to be a double beast. ‘Cat’s pyjamas ‘ just means a really excellent thing *laughs*

      • 81 Professor VJ Duke June 26, 2016 at 19:01

        *laughs* I know…I was picking on you. You are def a double-beast

      • 82 PorterGirl June 27, 2016 at 03:59

        Yippee! *beasts about the place*

      • 83 Professor VJ Duke June 28, 2016 at 13:16

        You should be proud for sure

      • 84 PorterGirl June 28, 2016 at 13:18

        I don’t think I have ever been prouder!

      • 85 Professor VJ Duke June 29, 2016 at 12:57

        Me either, the sudden.

  15. 86 Simply Skeptical June 21, 2016 at 13:56

    You live in a rough world Prof. I must say you’re ready for whatever may come your way fat, stupid, and/or ugly… BUT could you fall apart for a doll???

    • 87 Professor VJ Duke June 22, 2016 at 20:51

      I’m so powerful not even beauty dolls effect me.

      • 88 Simply Skeptical June 24, 2016 at 17:27

        LOL!!! Beauty Dolls…

      • 89 Professor VJ Duke June 26, 2016 at 17:30

        Humph noodles.


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