Hello dadblameit!!

Many hellos to you all!

Yo and what’s up?

I know I’ve been gone rather long. And I didn’t announce anything specifically.

But…

I’m off to Utah next week. Zion National Park, to be exact.

Yes, that's Zion National Park. And that's a beast that lives there. Look at it fly!

Yes, that’s Zion National Park. And that’s a beast that lives there. Look at it fly!

Now, here’s the thing: See, it’s actually a guitar institute I’m going to. Lots of guitar things will be going on. I’ll be doing something dastardly with the orchestra, I think.

Worry not, I’ll give you a full boring update when I return. Also, TPL will start back up, of course, because why not. Dadblameit.

In the meantime, here’s a list of things to make sure you do/don’t do:

  1. Don’t kill any antelope.
  2. Don’t watch the new Ghostbusters movie.
  3. Don’t have any donuts.
  4. Do listen to the Jurassic World theme, over and over.
  5. Don’t get eaten by a tiger.
  6. Don’t cut the grass.
  7. Do listen to the Newsboys.

Okay, that’s it, gentlemen.

I’ll see you in a bit.

Keep your great friends closer than you probably would if they were not your close friends.

Do the same with your relatives.

PVJ

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82 Responses to “Hello dadblameit!!”


  1. 1 Ms. Vee November 12, 2016 at 03:35

    How long were you there? I hope you had an amazing time!

  2. 2 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister August 4, 2016 at 16:04

    *wonders if he took a camera with his instruments* Have fun!

    • 3 Professor VJ Duke August 11, 2016 at 23:43

      I can send pics! Would you like some?

      • 4 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister August 11, 2016 at 23:53

        Yes, send me some pics, Duke

      • 5 Professor VJ Duke August 16, 2016 at 13:48

        I’ve got so many! There’s this one with a cool sky…

      • 6 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister August 16, 2016 at 20:22

        Glad you found some moments to capture… gonna share it?

      • 7 Professor VJ Duke August 17, 2016 at 14:14

        Audith! How’ve YOU been! I can text you some more pics, if you like.

      • 8 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister August 18, 2016 at 03:24

        Duketh! I’ve been here waiting on you… *sits* I’m well, actually. Very well. Okay, text me your favorite one.

      • 9 Professor VJ Duke August 18, 2016 at 13:53

        You have? Dang it. SHoulda said something! Will do

  3. 10 L. Marie August 1, 2016 at 12:43

    Welcome back, Professor! You were missed.
    I have 1, 2, 4, 5, and 6 covered! I’ve only been to Utah once–Park City. So beautiful! I hope you have a wonderful time!
    So, you saw Ghostbusters?

    • 11 Professor VJ Duke August 11, 2016 at 23:42

      I didn’t, actually! Too scary, see.

  4. 12 Freakishly Fangirlish July 29, 2016 at 03:38

    The Newsboys are amazing! (but DC Talk was better) Also, lions and tigers are not just bigger cats… they are way meaner! Don’t get eaten!! Sounds like super much fun! But why not watch the new Ghost buster’s movie?? It looks awesome to me

    • 13 Professor VJ Duke July 31, 2016 at 00:09

      You liked DC talk better? Really? Interesting…what do you think of the Newsboys now? Way meaner. And way more vicious. The beasts. Cause…cause…cause…Hector isn’t in it!

      • 14 Freakishly Fangirlish July 31, 2016 at 00:30

        My mom was obsessed with DC Talk, so that’s all I listened to when I was a kid. Well them and the Beatles. The Newsboys aren’t as good as they used to be :'(

      • 15 Professor VJ Duke August 11, 2016 at 23:36

        No, no… You do know, don’t you, that the new lead singer for the Newsboys used to be part of DC Talk?

      • 16 Freakishly Fangirlish August 12, 2016 at 16:58

        Yeah I know that :)

      • 17 Professor VJ Duke August 16, 2016 at 13:48

        Then?!

  5. 18 A. Mouse July 27, 2016 at 15:34

    *brings doughnuts to the new Ghostbusters movie* whatcha gonna do?

    • 19 Professor VJ Duke July 31, 2016 at 00:09

      You mean ‘who am I going to call’…I think I’ll probably have to tackle you, see.

  6. 20 walt walker July 27, 2016 at 01:42

    What if we’ve already had donuts, like, in the past?

    • 21 Professor VJ Duke July 31, 2016 at 00:08

      Then you have to purge…or is it splurge?

  7. 22 Fiza July 27, 2016 at 00:54

    Have you watched Ghostbusters? Me thinks me should watch it to really decide if it is likable or not.

    • 23 Professor VJ Duke July 31, 2016 at 00:08

      Dadblameit…really? Have you seen it?

      • 24 Fiza July 31, 2016 at 15:25

        Not yet. I am planning to. Hopefully soon.

  8. 25 Little Rants July 27, 2016 at 00:51

    I’ve been stalking your YouTube, professor, and you’re slaying the scene. Don’t hate me for using that word!

    • 26 Professor VJ Duke July 31, 2016 at 00:08

      Aw gee thanks! I appreciate that, you know! A fav?

      • 27 Little Rants July 31, 2016 at 00:38

        The new one that you just put up!

      • 28 Professor VJ Duke August 11, 2016 at 23:37

        Gee thanks! That’s like, not me.

      • 29 Little Rants July 31, 2016 at 02:54

        And one call away.

  9. 30 Jackie July 26, 2016 at 23:10

    Safe travels and all the best to you! See you sooner or later. :-)

    • 31 Professor VJ Duke July 31, 2016 at 00:08

      Thank you Jackie! Hope you’ve been doing great!

      • 32 Jackie July 31, 2016 at 00:15

        I have been doing very well! Thanks.

  10. 33 Debbie July 26, 2016 at 20:45

    I can’t promise not to do #3 or #4. Not fair to try to suggest it, even. And Professor, why must you insist on calling ALL your TPL readers “gentlemen”?? As for you, sir, have a wonderful trip and watch out for flying beasties!!

    • 34 Professor VJ Duke July 31, 2016 at 00:08

      Will do! You’re right. Dallas wouldn’t mind… Okay, would you rather be a lady or a warrior? I’ll let you pick, see, ’cause I’m super fair today.

  11. 35 John W. Howell July 26, 2016 at 19:54

    Well your list caught me right after I had cut the grass. What do I do now?

    • 36 Professor VJ Duke July 31, 2016 at 00:07

      Dadblamei. I’m sorry. I was late. Don’t cut it next time?

      • 37 John W. Howell July 31, 2016 at 00:13

        okay.

      • 38 John W. Howell July 31, 2016 at 14:14

        Okay. I’ll wait until the last minute plus some.

      • 39 Professor VJ Duke August 11, 2016 at 23:39

        Hahaha. That’s perfect.

      • 40 John W. Howell August 12, 2016 at 17:54

        :-)

  12. 41 Nancy Loderick July 26, 2016 at 18:42

    Well Professor,

    Enjoy your guitar time in Utah. We anxiously await your return.

    Nancy

    • 42 Professor VJ Duke July 31, 2016 at 00:07

      Thank you! Keep Mr. Ken under control until I return.

  13. 43 FictionFan July 26, 2016 at 17:59

    Have a great time and try not to get eaten by any flying beasts! In the meantime I shall follow some of your advice (not cutting grass) and ignore some (don’t be ridiculous – doughnuts are one of the major food groups!). What’s wrong with the Ghostbusters movie? Lots of girls – I’d have thought you’d love it…

    • 44 Professor VJ Duke July 31, 2016 at 00:07

      *laughs* Donuts are pretty tasty…but what about abs? Can’t have them if you have donuts. *nods* Everyone wants abs of course. It’s sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo over the top feminist…haha…

  14. 45 Lady Dunamis July 26, 2016 at 17:17

    You took a picture of my cousin leaping a mountain in a single bound. So coolio!

    When you get back…
    1. Watch Queen of the South
    2. Watch Jason Bourne
    3. Do not eat a lot of cherries
    4. Sharpen the katana. The ghost buster squad is coming to get you when you come back

    • 46 Professor VJ Duke July 31, 2016 at 00:06

      I thought of you of course! Please tell your cousins to be nice to me! Queen of the South…what is it? But Jason Bounre was wicked, you know… They’ll be easy. I can beat them with a pillow!

      • 47 Lady Dunamis July 31, 2016 at 00:10

        Be nice to them and they will repay you the favor. Queen of the South is a new show…drug cartel from Mexico. I am looking forward to seeing Jason Bourne, might do so tomorrow.

      • 48 Professor VJ Duke August 11, 2016 at 23:36

        Let me know how it is!

      • 49 Lady Dunamis August 16, 2016 at 01:15

        Dude…Jason Bourne was soo disappointing. I could understand why the lady next to me started snoring because it was just that predictable. :-(

      • 50 Professor VJ Duke August 16, 2016 at 13:49

        *nods* See? And Matt was ripping on our gun rights, too. Beat him for me, please.

      • 51 Lady Dunamis August 16, 2016 at 14:12

        Gladly!

      • 52 Professor VJ Duke August 17, 2016 at 14:08

        Twice even.

      • 53 Lady Dunamis August 17, 2016 at 14:47

        ⚔⚔

      • 54 Professor VJ Duke August 18, 2016 at 13:39

        Swords! *cool*

  15. 55 Apricots and Cream July 26, 2016 at 16:24

    *simply likes post because too lazy to comment*

    • 56 Professor VJ Duke July 30, 2016 at 23:57

      Haha. Ooo…wait…that means you had something spooky to say, I bet! *wonders*

  16. 57 InfiniteZip July 26, 2016 at 16:20

    gentlemen…what about the fair lasses….? I don’t eat donuts anymore but bring back one of those cool flying beasts okay?

    • 58 Professor VJ Duke July 30, 2016 at 23:56

      You mean a Griffin? How come you don’t eat donuts? Rosie does.

      • 59 InfiniteZip July 31, 2016 at 10:49

        Rosie doesn’t care what she eats…..I like my bikini body…haha, she says with a chuckle😀🦄

      • 60 Professor VJ Duke August 11, 2016 at 23:39

        Hahaha. I bet it’s pink.

  17. 61 masgautsen July 26, 2016 at 16:14

    Nice to see you back here again!

    • 62 Professor VJ Duke July 30, 2016 at 23:56

      Nice to see you again as well!! How’ve you been?

      • 63 masgautsen July 31, 2016 at 06:31

        I’ve been well!

  18. 64 desertdweller29 July 26, 2016 at 15:59

    I refuse to do number 4. And I may or may not follow the rest of them, since you insist upon lumping us into the gentlemen category when you know we’re all beasts! Enjoy your guitar camp and Utah! Have your guitar handy in case you need to lull the mountain lions to sleep. fyi, They do not like Kenny G.

    • 65 Professor VJ Duke July 30, 2016 at 23:56

      Dang it. So not fair, madam! You’re right, I done forgot. We’re all of the most beasty beasts ever… That’s if my guitar survives the airport. *looks worried* Kenny…you must listen to Brazilian Nights by Kenny. Tell me what you think…

  19. 66 PorterGirl July 26, 2016 at 15:31

    Sounds like a lot of fun, Professor! I wish you all the best with it. I shall try to do and not do the things you said, although I get confused with dos and don’ts. I always do the don’ts and don’t do the dos. *sigh* I shall miss you, of course. I look forward to the return of TPL!

    • 67 Professor VJ Duke July 30, 2016 at 23:55

      You get it all backwards? Goodness. I’ll have to make a note to talk with your mom about that, you know.

      • 68 PorterGirl July 31, 2016 at 07:53

        Oh dear! Don’t talk to her, she might tell you all sorts. You should ask my nieces, they think I am great *laughs*

      • 69 Professor VJ Duke August 11, 2016 at 23:38

        *laughs* I’d love to see you interact with your nieces! That’d be the best. Hahahahahahahahaha

      • 70 PorterGirl August 12, 2016 at 09:08

        My nieces are fun! But very noisy. They like sword fighting and exploring – usually in places they can get really dirty. They would like you very much!

      • 71 Professor VJ Duke August 16, 2016 at 13:48

        Sword fighting! Exploring! I say, you have two warriors there.

      • 72 PorterGirl August 16, 2016 at 13:52

        I have trained them well! *nods*

      • 73 Professor VJ Duke August 17, 2016 at 14:08

        You have done an exceptional job, madam.

      • 74 PorterGirl August 17, 2016 at 14:09

        I try my best. I need someone to take over my reign of terror, after all.

      • 75 Professor VJ Duke August 17, 2016 at 14:16

        They will carry it on just fine, I’m thinking. Ooh…this Kenny G song is tops!

      • 76 PorterGirl August 17, 2016 at 14:20

        I certainly hope so! Can’t rely on Terry, the buuger.
        Kenny G!! I LOVES Kenny G!!

      • 77 Professor VJ Duke August 18, 2016 at 13:38

        I need to get his new album Brazilian Nights!

      • 78 PorterGirl August 18, 2016 at 15:28

        I hear that it is quite brilliant.

      • 79 Professor VJ Duke August 21, 2016 at 16:08

        *professor eye*

      • 80 PorterGirl August 21, 2016 at 16:53

        Eeeeek!!

  20. 81 Alastair Savage July 26, 2016 at 13:56

    Are you taking your own puma? I think they have their own ones in the park.

    • 82 Professor VJ Duke July 30, 2016 at 23:54

      Can I? I’d like to. But, see, that’s the thing: I have not a puma. Can I please borrow yours?


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