Greetings and many dadblameits to you all.
I’m technically and literally back.
Are you wondering what the difference is between ‘technically back’ and ‘literally back’? If so, you’re not alone.
So am I.
And that’s exactly why I threw them both in there like that. All nice and smooth.
That way, evil persons can’t say, “You meant this,” or, “What you really wanted to say is this…”
See, I mean everything when I say something. And I say everything when I mean something.
That way, all my bases are covered.
I was away. This is a truth.
I was at a guitar camp.
That cloud triggered me.
If you’re wondering what that means, hey, so am I. Apparently, you can get triggered by literally and practically and technically anything these days. (See what I did there? Always inclusive, mind. I forgot ‘technically’ up above. Rats and a Heifer.)
Thus, I write this to you, dear TPL fam to inform you that I’m now back. And blogging right on schedule.
Here’s a pic of me loaded down with gear. I’d just arrived. #LongDay #That’saPatsHat
Oh, and the Pats will be playing soon! Get ready to ROOT. Since you all are honorary Pats fan.