So, yes, it’s Christmas this week.
Like in two days.
Maybe it was nine. I really can’t recall. (Don’t laugh. When you get my age, this sort of thing starts to happen. That’s what I’ve been told, though. How age affects the mind is still a mystery. But it does.)
Now, here’s the thing:
I’ve decided to announce a few things of importance.
First off, the Patriots won the AFC East. Again.
Steelers deflate balls, too.
Second, it’s the season of the Krampus.
This excites me lots and lots.
They say the best way to get the Krampus to pay a visit is to insult his brother, Santa Claus.
This doesn’t work.
Thirdly, and lastly…
…well, I did have something, but I forget what it was.
I’m old, remember.
Oh I remember!
Merry Christmas, everyone! Make sure to eat a few cookies for me.