NAME: Daddy Salami.
RESIDENCE: In a badly dilapidated hut on the edge of The Ominous Forest in England.
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: Salami is short and portly. He possesses a red moustache in the highest degree. His green eyes usually look quite feral.
ABOUT: He is a bit of an enigma to the people of the land. They find him creepy, eerie, scary, weird, disturbing, disconcerting, unsettling, and alarming—all at once.
GREATEST FRIEND(S): His sons: Ruber Salami and Lucini Pavarinni.
GREATEST FOE: It could be anyone at anytime at anyplace.
DESCRIPTION IN THREE WORDS: Dangerous, spine-chilling (that counts for one word!), and unreadable.
QUOTES: Get in here, ya cur! What’s wrong with ya, ya turtle? Don’t hurt me sons, or I’ll kill ya, ya dummy!