NAME: Francis Henry, or Fats Henry, or Fat Man.

RESIDENCE: Lives in a castle on Fat Man Island—an island suspended in the air over England.

PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: He is a very large man. Not only is he tall, but he is also wide and hefty, weighing well over 1,000 pounds. However, Henry’s weight does not affect him as much as you would think it might. He doesn’t look corpulent, just huge.

ABOUT: Henry has lived on Fat Man Island for as long as anyone can remember, and his absolute control of the island is rarely contested. It is said that Henry’s castle holds a great secret: a supercomputer that can monitor the land!

GREATEST FRIEND: I’m not sure that I can say. Henry is very vulgar. Last time I spoke with him, I believe he was on good terms with Bud Parker.

GREATEST FOE: Anybody who crosses him. Most notably, Lucini Pavarinni.

DESCRIPTION IN THREE WORDS: Large, offensive, and loud.

QUOTES: What’s wrong with you, huh? Don’t order me around! This is my island, understand? You know what you are? Stupid, splendidly stupid.


2 Responses to “Fats Henry”

  1. 1 technophile9 January 15, 2014 at 19:57

    Is it strange I always thought of him as a big tabby cat. :D

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke January 15, 2014 at 23:34

      Who? Henry? :lol: You know, Joe, if he was an animal, that would be it!

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