NAME: King Arthur. (Sometimes referred to as the Autocrat by his ‘loving’ subjects.)

RESIDENCE: In a medieval castle in England. Doubtful it has sewage.

PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: Arthur is an interest. He’s very, very, very short, bald as a naked mole rat, and incredibly cantankerous. He also possesses a nasally voice. Arthur does his best to hide his baldness by wearing a long yellow wig. He does have a beard—and mustache.

ABOUT: Some have assumed that King Arthur is absolutely obsessed with the legends of King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table. You see, Arthur has a sword—wielded by Baccus—which he christened Excalibur.

GREATEST FRIEND: Lionel Howard his stutterbutt of an assistant. (Stutterbutt is Punchy-Landish for a person who stutters uncontrollably.)

GREATEST FOE: Lucini Pavarinni.

DESCRIPTION IN THREE WORDS: Short, vicious, and possessing magnanimous amount of temper. (I cheated again, but it’s imperative sometimes.)

QUOTES: Don’t tell me how to run my kingdom! Oh, the pains of kingship—I wouldn’t give it up for anything.

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34 Responses to “King Arthur”


  1. 1 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 23, 2013 at 02:14

    So I’m cheering on a mole rat. Okay, no worries, I’m down with that, professor.

    Seems this guy is one to watch, even back then. ;)

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke November 23, 2013 at 03:04

      Oh, you might like Art. He’s a very serious sort of chap. Though, interestingly enough, he and Nappy are very bad enemies. Maybe you could be the peaceful go-between?

      • 3 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 23, 2013 at 03:06

        Well, for crying out loud…he’s Nappy. Who likes Napoleon? I guess, I should say who likes…me…just doesn’t seem to fit.

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke November 23, 2013 at 03:08

        Nappy’s a great guy! The professor likes him, and the professor likes Aud!!!!!!

      • 5 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 23, 2013 at 03:13

        :lol: because I am willing to be Nappy for the PL. Honestly… The feeling is mutual!!!!

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke November 23, 2013 at 23:20

        :D An honored professor (I think)

      • 7 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 24, 2013 at 01:37

        You think?? Napoleon is pretty fantastic. (I did some reading)

      • 8 Professor VJ Duke November 24, 2013 at 22:59

        He’s really, really cool.

      • 9 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 24, 2013 at 23:01

        Yes, he is. I’m glad I revisited who he was.

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke November 24, 2013 at 23:04

        I should do the same thing.

      • 11 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 24, 2013 at 23:12

        There is a lot to keep up with. Battle after battle…snoozing at times.

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke November 25, 2013 at 18:25

        The professor likes to snooze.

      • 13 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 25, 2013 at 21:59

        Like on rainy days.

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke November 25, 2013 at 23:18

        Or snowy! :D

      • 15 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 25, 2013 at 23:47

        Snowy sounds nice. ;)

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke November 26, 2013 at 13:59

        It’s snowing here!

      • 17 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 26, 2013 at 14:33

        I’m sure you’ll enjoy it! You have great ideas for snowy days.

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke November 26, 2013 at 17:53

        Professorish ideas, you mean. :)

      • 19 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 26, 2013 at 23:24

        If sleeping, sledding and snowball fights are professorish, then yes, I suppose so.

      • 20 Professor VJ Duke November 27, 2013 at 02:00

        :lol: So is swearing.

      • 21 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 27, 2013 at 03:22

        You’re lucky it stopped snowing. I’d pull you outside and stuff you in a drift.

      • 22 Professor VJ Duke November 27, 2013 at 14:00

        Now why would you do that?

      • 23 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 27, 2013 at 14:07

        I fear in order to stop filling your King Arthur page of comments with our ramblings, I needed to put a stop to you. :)

      • 24 Professor VJ Duke November 27, 2013 at 16:15

        Never be worried about having speaks with the professor–if you want to. It’s all about fun, and you’re a great PLF member.

      • 25 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 27, 2013 at 23:48

        Well just trying to leave room for others. You can go back to telling me about your snowy ideas.

      • 26 Professor VJ Duke November 28, 2013 at 14:12

        The sun’s out now. My snowy ideas have melted.

      • 27 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 28, 2013 at 14:54

        Well hopefully your smiles continue.

      • 28 Professor VJ Duke November 28, 2013 at 18:23

        Oh they do, I think.

      • 29 Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister November 28, 2013 at 20:14

        :)

      • 30 Professor VJ Duke November 29, 2013 at 00:33

        :cool:

  2. 31 cmxsport July 27, 2013 at 22:11

    History will never let you change the legend of Arthur. I do, however, like your humor and attempt at light heartedness in regards to it. My retrospection on this part of history is that utopia would not have been destroyed if there wasn’t rivalry, jealousy, insecurity and terribly envious individuals who have no idea how to find their own happiness.

    • 32 Professor VJ Duke July 27, 2013 at 23:48

      I think we misunderstand each other! You see, the Punchy Lands is quite real, consequently, King Arthur is quite real too.

      In King Arthur’s case, though, it is doubtful if he is, in fact, the King Arthur of legend. Rather, he is absolutely obsessed with the legend.

      It’s all a bit spotty, the details and all. If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to ask!

      Personally, I blame Lancelot.

      • 33 cmxsport July 28, 2013 at 09:13

        Absolutely I’m clear on the misunderstanding, that’s great. Relieved, thanks, and you are very funny.

      • 34 Professor VJ Duke July 28, 2013 at 17:59

        That’s great! The professor is a bit odd, maybe…


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