NAME: Mortimer Butterfield.
RESIDENCE: Mortimer probably owns mansions across the Punchy Lands, but I’m not sure. He’s definitely wealthy enough to facilitate such extravagance.
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: Mortimer is small—slightly below five feet, actually. He has a long pointy nose and curly brown hair that reaches to his shoulders. Mortimer usually dresses in wild suits. That’s really the only way I could describe them.
ABOUT: Oh dear…what’s to say? The truth, I suppose. I just hope Mortimer never finds out that I told you! So no telling, please!
Mortimer is a ruthless business man. He is the richest man in the Punchy Lands. There, I told you. He is the CEO of the CIO. Yes, that is always quite confusing. The CIO stands for: The Cookies and Ice Cream Organization. Mortimer has made so much money from his sweets business that it’s no longer funny. Of course, though, he doesn’t have as much money as can be found in the numerous passageways of the Punchy Cave.
GREATEST FRIEND: When you’re as wicked as Mortimer you don’t tend to have many friends—or any at all. But…Manly-Man is usually friendly with Mortimer. You’ll have to take that up with Manly-Man.
GREATEST FOE: Anyone who gets in his way.
DESCRIPTION IN THREE WORDS: Ruthless, small, and greedy.
QUOTES: There’s a lot of profit here, just waiting to be had.