NAME: Johannes Tyndale Magician, or Mr. Magi.
RESIDENCE: Far below the rolling waves of the Atlantic Ocean in a nicely sized cave.
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: Small, with a thin dark moustache, round glasses, and jet black hair. Usually dressed in a black suit and top hat.
ABOUT: Mr. Magi considers himself the protector of the Punchy Lands, the one responsible for keeping the crazy characters and the mad ideas (which frequently float about) under control.
He is ready—at a moment’s notice—to ride out, defend the innocent, save those in need, and restore order to an otherwise disordered land. It is a busy job, and a hard one.
Thus, every so often, Mr. Magi retires to his cave and hibernates to catch up on much needed rest. Then, he rises, goes forth, and addresses all of the problems that have arisen while he had been hibernating—problems that probably could have been avoided had he not hibernated at all.
It is a strange problem; one that could only belong to Mr. Magi. But it doesn’t bother him much at all.
Mr. Magi has been so scattered in the past that he has unwittingly helped his adversaries.
GREATEST FRIEND: Anyone who will help him.
GREATEST FOE: Dr. Zauberer.
DESCRIPTION IN THREE WORDS: Scattered, determined, and we couldn’t think of another word.
QUOTES: Young man, enough! Decidedly not! Well, young man, I hope you have learned your lesson!