NAME: Johannes Tyndale Magician, or Mr. Magi.

RESIDENCE: Far below the rolling waves of the Atlantic Ocean in a nicely sized cave.

PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: Small, with a thin dark moustache, round glasses, and jet black hair. Usually dressed in a black suit and top hat.

ABOUT: Mr. Magi considers himself the protector of the Punchy Lands, the one responsible for keeping the crazy characters and the mad ideas (which frequently float about) under control.

He is ready—at a moment’s notice—to ride out, defend the innocent, save those in need, and restore order to an otherwise disordered land. It is a busy job, and a hard one.

Thus, every so often, Mr. Magi retires to his cave and hibernates to catch up on much needed rest. Then, he rises, goes forth, and addresses all of the problems that have arisen while he had been hibernating—problems that probably could have been avoided had he not hibernated at all.

It is a strange problem; one that could only belong to Mr. Magi. But it doesn’t bother him much at all.

Mr. Magi has been so scattered in the past that he has unwittingly helped his adversaries.

GREATEST FRIEND: Anyone who will help him.

GREATEST FOE: Dr. Zauberer.

DESCRIPTION IN THREE WORDS: Scattered, determined, and we couldn’t think of another word.

QUOTES: Young man, enough! Decidedly not! Well, young man, I hope you have learned your lesson!

15 Responses to “Mr. Magi”


  1. 1 Heartafire August 28, 2015 at 14:03

    Mr. Magi is a sorry keeper of the Punchy Lands, I have been frequenting the lands for sometime and not once has he confronted me.
    I think he is laying low, perhaps spending hours watching the Food Network. Imagine the lovely seafood dishes he is enjoying down there beneath the briny. Does he show up on payday?

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke August 31, 2015 at 19:45

      *laughs* He is lousy, isn’t he? The beast. You must go fetch him out. I bet he watches Food Network all the time. I can see this. Then he even tries to cook, I’ll warrant. Always on payday…with his tea!

      • 3 Heartafire August 31, 2015 at 20:02

        I am pulling out my scuba gear, I will get to the bottom of this, you can count on me. I will bring back lobster, wait there not in season yet.

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke August 31, 2015 at 20:12

        You know…I’ve never had lobster! What think you of that?

  2. 5 Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 1, 2013 at 19:18

    I will always take info and I cannot wait!! Tomorrow, tomorrow…

    • 6 Professor VJ Duke October 1, 2013 at 23:01

      That’s awesome!

      • 7 Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 2, 2013 at 03:09

        If you keep replying then I’ll keep replying…it’s a vicious circle. You may grow weary of this redhead sister’s comments.

      • 8 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2013 at 15:21

        The professor never grows tired of the PLF’s comments. :)

      • 9 Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 2, 2013 at 15:51

        8) I did some reading on the professor’s posts. Interesting.

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2013 at 17:23

        But hopefully not scary.

  3. 11 Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 1, 2013 at 05:02

    Here he is….it’s been Magi who’s bsen possessing my favorite qualities all along. I knew if I read on long enough I’d find him. Whew! All is right…

    • 12 Professor VJ Duke October 1, 2013 at 14:02

      How neat is this? So, it’s Magi? That’s awesome. He’ll be in a post tomorrow…

      • 13 Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister October 1, 2013 at 16:51

        I find this new info all so very neat.

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke October 1, 2013 at 17:30

        That’s great! If you ever want more info, just ask!


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