NAME: Mr. Ratherquite.
RESIDENCE: Mr. Ratherquite lives in a rather nice house in America. It’s uncertain where the ladies live.
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: Mr. Ratherquite is a middle-aged portly gentleman who wiggles his middle in a vexing way. He’s somewhat bald and usually red about the cheeks.
ABOUT: Mr. Ratherquite is always with his two Ladies (Eleanor & Isabella, respectively): the corpulent lady, and the red-haired lady. Together they make a nuisance of themselves at important social parties around America.
They are usually unwanted.
GREATEST FRIEND: Each other.
GREATEST FOE: Gen. Brishwasher or Prince Beef.
DESCRIPTION IN THREE WORDS: Annoying, prim, and not very proper.
Mr. Ratherquite: My dear ladies, I’ve have something important to impart!
Corpulent Lady: What could it be, dear Mr. Ratherquite?
Red-haired Lady: Yes, do tell us at once!
Mr. Ratherquite: Well, you just won’t believe it! Why…