V. Shnodgrate is the foremost poet of the Punchy Lands. Below is a short collection of some of his finest.

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Incompetence is defined by a hybrid of laziness and indifference.

Some say that character is higher than intellect; but I say they are connected. Those who possess character must have intellect, and those who possess intellect must have character.

Two principle attributes define humanity: wisdom and folly. Wisdom is something that all strive for and few attain; folly is something that all avoid and most obtain.

Self-Doubt is a rampant disease of the mind; it creates the perfect haven for pride.

Practicality is only practical when the practicality of life is practical.

Sometimes a decision decides itself; other times it decides you.

If, at any point, the road ahead looks clear, then you must readjust your glasses.

There’s an interesting specimen that is present constantly, aggravated intensely by itself, and composed of a desire for the perfect: its name is want.

If intellect makes a person, then the world is short on people.

If you’re overly creative, some might assume you’re insane, that’s fine; just have them realize that you can’t be creative and sane at the same time.

If you’re overly creative, some might say you’re insane, that’s fine; just have them realize that the unimaginative are blameworthy for your overly creative nature.

Intense anxiety is not a manifestation of weakness, but rather a really clever imitation of it.

Ambition is good—when not possessed by the ignorant; for then you have determined idiots.

Impatience prolongs the task at hand; patience makes sure it never gets done.

Work is not the death of freedom; negligence is.

Vanity merely gives a hedonistic and ignorant society something vain to dote upon.

It’s quite easy to be clever if everyone else around you is dull to the point of tears.

153 Responses to “Proverb Palace”


  1. 1 idiotwriter September 22, 2014 at 10:17

    LOVE all of these…but certainly, ‘Ambition is good—when not possessed by the ignorant; for then you have determined idiots.’ …tickled me splendidly.

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke September 22, 2014 at 19:48

      Hi! Nice to see you here. And that’s awesome. I like that it tickled you. (That’s a good descriptive word, btw.)

      • 3 idiotwriter September 22, 2014 at 20:29

        Quite a transferable little word :D

      • 4 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2014 at 14:03

        It is! I should use it more often, huh?

      • 5 idiotwriter September 23, 2014 at 21:22

        huh? – so be it…you shall use it more often.

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke September 28, 2014 at 19:26

        I’ll probably forget.

      • 7 idiotwriter September 28, 2014 at 19:32

        …have already I am sure ;)

      • 8 Professor VJ Duke September 28, 2014 at 19:34

        *smiles proudly* Aren’t you proud of me?

      • 9 idiotwriter September 28, 2014 at 19:38

        I am still deciding….
        what the word was – twinkle or tickle?Too lazy to come look really. But I think it was tickle?
        What’s a twinkle or a tickle amongst friends though ey?

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2014 at 14:42

        *laughing* It was tickle. That’s true. But I feel like I’m stealing your word…should I feel that way?

      • 11 idiotwriter September 29, 2014 at 16:24

        You should not feel this way dear. …many many MANY words out there – do you know how many words begin with EX, for example?I am sure we can find as many that begin with T?
        Plus – a professor using my special word would be an honour good Sir. In fact – it would tickle me.

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke September 29, 2014 at 23:18

        *laughing lots* Look at that! That paragraph is brilliant. I love how you brought it full circle!

      • 13 idiotwriter September 30, 2014 at 18:48

        Funny how things circle back on themselves ;)

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke September 30, 2014 at 19:55

        It is! And quite lovely, too.

      • 15 idiotwriter September 30, 2014 at 20:35

        I AM in awe of circles – but mostly spirals. Spirals are the foundation of the universe – for sure –

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke October 1, 2014 at 11:53

        Now, do spirals go up or down?

      • 17 idiotwriter October 1, 2014 at 17:12

        Up they have to go up…eventually anyway.
        I guess it depends on what perspective you look at them from though?

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2014 at 12:26

        Yes, it does. But I like the “up” going ones.

      • 19 idiotwriter October 2, 2014 at 12:33

        Oh yes- the uppy ones are a blast!

      • 20 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2014 at 12:37

        Unless, you like the feeling of falling.

      • 21 idiotwriter October 2, 2014 at 12:39

        Perspective – if you LIKE the feeling of falling – than it would be a spiral that relates to feeling…and it would appear as a GOOD feeling – therefore it would STILL be an up spiral? I think? …. – I am about to go spiral down a road now! Have a good day further Professor!

      • 22 Professor VJ Duke October 2, 2014 at 17:44

        I think I’d prefer down…but…but…yes, definitely down.

      • 23 idiotwriter October 2, 2014 at 19:09

        The universe is at your command Sir

      • 24 Professor VJ Duke October 3, 2014 at 12:31

        You sure? Because it doesn’t listen very well.

      • 25 idiotwriter October 3, 2014 at 17:25

        I forgot, you could not see my tongue placed firmly in my cheek Sir :P

      • 26 Professor VJ Duke October 3, 2014 at 19:50

        What was it doing there, madam?

      • 27 idiotwriter October 3, 2014 at 20:27

        Messing about

      • 28 Professor VJ Duke October 5, 2014 at 17:51

        *laughs* I mess about, you know.

  2. 29 erinkenobi2893 March 31, 2014 at 18:34

    I like the one about work. ;-) So true!

    • 30 Professor VJ Duke March 31, 2014 at 20:58

      It is! Aren’t proverbs great?

      • 31 erinkenobi2893 March 31, 2014 at 22:46

        X-D They are. Especially when they make people think and you make them up yourself. X-D

      • 32 Professor VJ Duke April 1, 2014 at 02:35

        I do not make them up myself! It’s always good to think.

      • 33 erinkenobi2893 April 1, 2014 at 14:14

        It’s hard to find who to attribute some quotes to, as well… :-S

      • 34 Professor VJ Duke April 1, 2014 at 18:31

        These are Shnodgrate’s, I think. But I’m confused now.

      • 35 erinkenobi2893 April 1, 2014 at 19:47

        I mean quotes like the ones everyone knows but no one knows who wrote. (Besides, who’s this “Anonymous” person? he keeps cropping up all over the place! :-P)

      • 36 Professor VJ Duke April 2, 2014 at 12:25

        You mean the person that makes these proverbs?

      • 37 erinkenobi2893 April 2, 2014 at 12:32

        Yes, him too. :-P But I’m mostly concerned about this “Anonymous” guy. :-P

      • 38 Professor VJ Duke April 2, 2014 at 13:00

        Anonymous guy…where’s he mentioned?

      • 39 erinkenobi2893 April 2, 2014 at 14:19

        EVERYWHERE. It’s like a conspiracy. :-P
        Everywhere but in this post, that is. :-P

      • 40 Professor VJ Duke April 2, 2014 at 17:14

        *laughs* Well, ask me your questions, and I’ll tell you what’s what!

      • 41 erinkenobi2893 April 2, 2014 at 17:43

        Just that this fellow Anonymous keeps turning up all over the internet, he’s practically a celebrity! :-P

      • 42 Professor VJ Duke April 3, 2014 at 02:02

        Hmmm…well, what should we do about it?

      • 43 erinkenobi2893 April 3, 2014 at 13:36

        I don’t know. Perhaps we should try to find out more about him?

      • 44 Professor VJ Duke April 4, 2014 at 01:47

        Okay, agreed. How should we begin?

      • 45 erinkenobi2893 April 4, 2014 at 12:51

        Well, first we begin by searching quotes by Anonymous, and then we examine them like Sherlock would. ;-P

      • 46 Professor VJ Duke April 4, 2014 at 13:30

        I’m sure he wouldn’t figure anything out, though.

      • 47 erinkenobi2893 April 4, 2014 at 14:06

        *sigh* What a pity. *looks up Anonymous on the internet* Oh wait, it says that “anonymous” is simply a word for someone who doesn’t want their name known, or an easy way to attribute a quote that no one remembers who made in the first place. CONSPIRACY. ;-p

      • 48 Professor VJ Duke April 4, 2014 at 18:39

        Definitely! Option number 2: no one remembers who said it. I think they don’t remember on purpose!

      • 49 erinkenobi2893 April 4, 2014 at 18:40

        Oh, yes. Isn’t that annoying?

      • 50 Professor VJ Duke April 4, 2014 at 19:09

        Horribly so!

      • 51 erinkenobi2893 April 5, 2014 at 19:01

        Maybe they do it because it makes them sound important? :-P

      • 52 Professor VJ Duke April 7, 2014 at 13:34

        You know, I think so. Which is a pity!

      • 53 erinkenobi2893 April 7, 2014 at 17:15

        It’s not important to be important. It’s more important to be sincere… and I suppose I should attribute that to Oscar Wilde perhaps?

      • 54 Professor VJ Duke April 8, 2014 at 01:32

        No! Give yourself credit. It’s a beautiful thought.

      • 55 erinkenobi2893 April 8, 2014 at 13:03

        Well, actually…
        “The Importance of Being Earnest” by Oscar Wilde

      • 56 Professor VJ Duke April 8, 2014 at 23:22

        Oscar was a man of great interest.

      • 57 erinkenobi2893 April 9, 2014 at 12:18

        Indeed. But I think that Chesterton was frankly better at satire–and more concise.

      • 58 Professor VJ Duke April 9, 2014 at 18:38

        Now who’s this?

      • 59 erinkenobi2893 April 10, 2014 at 11:44

        G.K. Chesterton, Catholic author, and well worth reading even if you’re not Christian. ;-)

      • 60 Professor VJ Duke April 10, 2014 at 19:44

        And the professor is. Okay…I’ll have to look him up!

      • 61 erinkenobi2893 April 10, 2014 at 23:38

        :-D Yay! Another Christian!!! :-D

      • 62 Professor VJ Duke April 11, 2014 at 18:31

        *smiling* Glad to find that out about you, too.

      • 63 erinkenobi2893 April 11, 2014 at 19:51

        X-D X-D X-D

      • 64 Professor VJ Duke April 11, 2014 at 22:31

        Now, what does this smiley mean? Forgive my ignorance!

      • 65 erinkenobi2893 April 12, 2014 at 00:53

        Big grin with my eyes squeezed shut. Otherwise known as dimples reaching all the way up to my eyes. :-P

      • 66 Professor VJ Duke April 14, 2014 at 12:46

        Haha! I see it now!

      • 67 erinkenobi2893 April 14, 2014 at 18:19

        X-D

  3. 68 deepbluesandseafoamgreens March 16, 2014 at 22:47

    Incredibly interesting….

    And could perhaps, the countless assumptions of those branding insanity on the overly creative, be beneficial in the sneakiest of ways? To be in said position, the “observation” would push my creativity further, creating a non-desired effect for the other person.
    Gosh, my messed up little mind.
    I just like it when I can bring others opinions into a loop, and draw stars on their faces.

    :)

    • 69 Professor VJ Duke March 17, 2014 at 14:47

      :lol: I loved that! You, VQ, are a thinker, huh? Way better off than the dull professor.

      It was quite enjoyable.

      • 70 deepbluesandseafoamgreens March 17, 2014 at 17:48

        Nonsense. The professor isn’t dull. In fact, I quite enjoy the very fact that the professor speaks very well in the third person!!!
        Thinker, perhaps…
        :)

      • 71 Professor VJ Duke March 17, 2014 at 22:30

        Oh, thanks, VQ! That means a lot to me. You know, I’ve have some people tell me that it was annoying.

        You are a thinker!

      • 72 deepbluesandseafoamgreens March 17, 2014 at 22:34

        Annoying? PFFT. Annoying my butt.
        It’s brilliant. I sometimes talk in the third person; and when others do it I reach for my hanky, bring the edge up to my eyes and wipe away the hypothetical tears of joy; thus restoring my faith in humanity.
        Thinker…I like that term. It opens the door to a whole load of attributes.

      • 73 Professor VJ Duke March 17, 2014 at 22:53

        :lol: Lovely way to say it, and it made this professor feel nice!

        I love how you put things! Yes, thinker is an awesome term. And any Lady who would prefer to sit and read then dance deserves it!

      • 74 deepbluesandseafoamgreens March 17, 2014 at 22:58

        HAZAAR! And thank you.
        Lady? Mahahah excuse my inner child coming out at the first sight of the word. :)

      • 75 Professor VJ Duke March 17, 2014 at 23:17

        Lady VQ. That sounds nice, you know.

      • 76 deepbluesandseafoamgreens March 17, 2014 at 23:19

        I feel sorely missed from a lost Austen novel. :)

      • 77 Professor VJ Duke March 17, 2014 at 23:27

        You should! Which one, though?

      • 78 deepbluesandseafoamgreens March 17, 2014 at 23:30

        That’s what I’ve been trying to pinpoint.
        Perhaps a forgotten manuscript, left to perish alone, fallen behind the old piano…

      • 79 Professor VJ Duke March 17, 2014 at 23:34

        Nah, I bet you’re in the best one. (Though the professor is in war with Austen, you know.)

      • 80 deepbluesandseafoamgreens March 17, 2014 at 23:34

        Ha! And why?!

      • 81 Professor VJ Duke March 17, 2014 at 23:40

        Well…the professor loves Mark Twain. (There’s a few people in the Punchy Family who adore Jane Austen, and this professor is always debating with them.) Well, I don’t think Darby is manly! There. I said it. :)

      • 82 deepbluesandseafoamgreens March 17, 2014 at 23:41

        GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • 83 Professor VJ Duke March 17, 2014 at 23:44

        *hangs head*

      • 84 deepbluesandseafoamgreens March 18, 2014 at 07:05

        *cackles*
        :)

      • 85 Professor VJ Duke March 18, 2014 at 12:45

        I’m quite sorry, VQ.

  4. 86 floridaborne February 22, 2014 at 17:41

    Some of the people with the greatest character are people who don’t have the intellect to figure out how to pilfer someone else’s money. :-)

    • 87 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 14:45

      Very nice! Is it yours? The quote, I mean.

      • 88 floridaborne February 24, 2014 at 18:42

        I didn’t think of it as a quote, it just came off the top of my head. Character and Common Sense seem to be realms the highly intellectual rarely care to tread. Sometimes I write things thinking it’s original and then I find that I must have seen it a decade before somewhere.

      • 89 Professor VJ Duke February 24, 2014 at 21:30

        I really like it. Congratulilolations on it. It’s a very worthy quote. You should write it down.

  5. 90 catherineturner367 January 21, 2014 at 03:22

    “If intellect makes a person, then the world is short on people.”
    “Ambition is good- when not possessed by the ignorant. For then you have determined idiots.”
    If I ever feel depressed, I’ll just remember these quotes and remember that hopefully, they don’t mean me. Hopefully. They still could. And then that would make the situation that much more depressing.

    • 91 Professor VJ Duke January 21, 2014 at 18:18

      Oh dear! I’m sure they don’t mean you. Probably mean the professor actually. Why do you think they mean you?

      • 92 catherineturner367 January 22, 2014 at 01:07

        I didn’t THINK so, it was more of an idea. Glad you are against it!

      • 93 Professor VJ Duke January 22, 2014 at 14:14

        Completely. Isn’t that good?

      • 94 catherineturner367 January 23, 2014 at 00:41

        Yes, very. Thank you. Your support heartens me.

      • 95 Professor VJ Duke January 23, 2014 at 16:58

        Are you laughing the professor to scorn?

      • 96 catherineturner367 January 23, 2014 at 23:24

        Oh, no. It was very sincerely meant. Have no fear.
        And your site is quite creative. Good job!

      • 97 Professor VJ Duke January 24, 2014 at 14:59

        Thank you! Love your gravatar! Is it new?

      • 98 Catherine January 31, 2014 at 23:45

        Yes! I, like the technologically advanced person that I am, finally figured out how to change it. Ha ha.
        -Sorry for this delay, but when one’s computer has troubles, there’s not much one can do.

      • 99 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2014 at 00:15

        No problem! Love it!

  6. 100 Selene Zuni November 15, 2013 at 18:33

    If you’re overly creative, some might assume you’re insane, that’s fine; just have them realize that you can’t be creative and sane at the same time.

    If you’re overly creative, some might say you’re insane, that’s fine; just have them realize that the unimaginative are blameworthy for your overly creative nature.

    Professor, I absolutely love these two! I just wrote a blog about how my overactive imagination makes me feel crazy. I would include a link to it but I’m not sure how to do that yet :/ but it’s my “thankful project day 15: an annoyance” if you care to check it out.

    Good thing you stumbled upon this amazing book! Chicky-woot-woot!!!!

    -Selene

    • 101 Professor VJ Duke November 15, 2013 at 20:48

      Hi, Selene! Great to have you here. Does it feel Punchyish?

      The professor likes those too two. I’ll definitely give that page a check!

  7. 102 bardictale October 10, 2013 at 19:55

    I can’t decide which one is my favorite, so I’ll just return once a week to read them.
    If you don’t mind, that is.

    • 103 Professor VJ Duke October 10, 2013 at 20:06

      No problem! Great to have you here. I know what you mean. V. Shnodgrate writes the proverbs, and this professor can never decide which is his favorite either. Three new ones are posted every Monday, I believe. Do you feel a bit Punchyish?

      • 104 bardictale October 10, 2013 at 20:08

        I think so, Professor. Thank you^^

      • 105 Professor VJ Duke October 10, 2013 at 20:09

        Sure! The professor is glad to have you.

  8. 106 dawnhosking September 25, 2013 at 08:22

    Like it… a lot ;)

    • 107 Professor VJ Duke September 25, 2013 at 12:03

      The professor is honored. Is it because you feel the Punchyishness or the professorishness?

  9. 108 Leya's Chamber September 23, 2013 at 01:15

    I like the quotes!! :D

    • 109 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2013 at 01:16

      Thank you very much! V. Shnodgrate–the PL’s foremost poet–writes them. Aren’t they Punchyish?

      • 110 Leya's Chamber September 23, 2013 at 01:18

        great! :D

      • 111 Professor VJ Duke September 23, 2013 at 01:19

        :D Awesome!

  10. 112 cubbyholewriter August 28, 2013 at 21:35

    Oh my, the stories one could tell with a surname like Shnodgrate! Thanks so much for visiting and following my blog. I have a feeling that your quirkiness is something I can relate to. Looking forward to reading more about the ever-evolving novel too.

    • 113 Professor VJ Duke August 28, 2013 at 23:47

      :D I know, it’s an odd name. But V. Shnodgrate does write the Punchy Proverbs–which are posted every Monday.

      Thank you, and the professor is quite glad to have found your blog! Quirkiness is just great, isn’t it?

  11. 114 Kerry C. Mitchell July 27, 2013 at 00:43

    What a great, creative, inventive site.

    • 115 Professor VJ Duke July 27, 2013 at 01:29

      Thank you so much!!! Glad to have you!

  12. 116 themofman July 26, 2013 at 21:10

    “If intellect makes a person, then the world is short on people.”

    Quote of the century.

    • 117 Professor VJ Duke July 26, 2013 at 23:13

      Yes, it seems very true. I’ll tell Shnodgrate you liked it!

  13. 118 Theresa July 16, 2013 at 18:53

    I’m looking forward to Monday’s Punchy Proverbs…

    • 119 Professor VJ Duke July 16, 2013 at 22:36

      That’s great! Every Monday!

  14. 120 gita4elamats July 15, 2013 at 22:53

    Goodonya! :)

    • 121 Professor VJ Duke July 15, 2013 at 22:53

      :D :D

  15. 122 gita4elamats July 15, 2013 at 16:41

    I’m honoured or did you just find him in a weak moment? :lol:

    • 123 Professor VJ Duke July 15, 2013 at 16:51

      I beat him into it–with his shinbone!

      • 124 gita4elamats July 15, 2013 at 22:25

        I thought I recognised a strain of Mark Twain in you. :lol:

      • 125 Professor VJ Duke July 15, 2013 at 22:45

        :D Mark Twain all the way!

  16. 126 gita4elamats July 15, 2013 at 16:14

    I see you’ve added it! Cheers! :)

    • 127 Professor VJ Duke July 15, 2013 at 16:30

      Absolutely! You asked, and Shnodgrate was agreeable!

      • 128 gita4elamats July 15, 2013 at 16:35

        Wonderful! :)

      • 129 Professor VJ Duke July 15, 2013 at 16:37

        But he’s agreeable only sometimes!

  17. 130 Elaine July 11, 2013 at 15:11

    You’ve got some punchy proverbs here, Professor!

    • 131 Professor VJ Duke July 11, 2013 at 16:59

      A lot of Punchy Proverbs! What do you think?

  18. 132 girlseule July 4, 2013 at 12:03

    Some interesting bits of wisdom there!

    • 133 Professor VJ Duke July 4, 2013 at 14:10

      Some disturbing bits too, wouldn’t you say?

  19. 134 gita4elamats June 28, 2013 at 05:25

    ‘Intense anxiety is not a manifestation of weakness, but rather a really clever imitation of it.’ Clever and funny! (。◕‿◕。)

    • 135 Professor VJ Duke June 28, 2013 at 15:30

      Thank you! I’ll tell Shnodgrate!

  20. 136 Practical Ace June 17, 2013 at 21:52

    V. Shnodgrate’s ancient book containing proverbs among other things is quite intriguing. The wisdom behind them leaves much contemplation here. Thanks ever so much with sharing this unique find!

    • 137 Professor VJ Duke June 17, 2013 at 23:48

      Thanks bunches!!!

  21. 138 Melinda DeLos Santos (@CanineTrackers) June 17, 2013 at 12:24

    Hi, pwoffesor- it Joey! I pickeded dis one heer fer today so my hoomin won’t be so lazy “Ambition is good—when not possessed by the ignorant; for then you have determined idiots.” An den she won’t hafta diwwy-dawwy about getting mah treats! :D

    • 139 Professor VJ Duke June 17, 2013 at 23:48

      Welcome, Joey! And thank you! That’s a pretty good one.

  22. 140 Jill Weatherholt June 13, 2013 at 13:08

    Love these Proverbs!

    • 141 Professor VJ Duke June 13, 2013 at 20:06

      Thank you, Jill!

  23. 142 lovelifeloavesandfishes June 10, 2013 at 03:15

    I have chortled happily reading your posts! Thanks for dropping by and liking mine and commenting. I will enjoy following yours in the future!
    Warmly
    Janet

    • 143 Professor VJ Duke June 10, 2013 at 16:34

      Thank you, dear. That means a lot to me!!

  24. 144 boomiebol June 7, 2013 at 11:36

    That one on self doubt is spot on

    • 145 Professor VJ Duke June 7, 2013 at 14:29

      I agree. V. Shnodgrate definitely does a good job writing these! :)

  25. 146 Holistic Wayfarer June 7, 2013 at 03:35

    The decision and ambition are my fav.

    • 147 Professor VJ Duke June 7, 2013 at 14:29

      Thank you!!

  26. 148 weggieboy June 4, 2013 at 14:05

    I especially enjoy this section of your blog!

    • 149 Professor VJ Duke June 4, 2013 at 18:16

      Thank you much! Should I add some more proverbs then?

  27. 150 seeker May 31, 2013 at 14:44

    Consider me insane.

    • 151 Professor VJ Duke May 31, 2013 at 14:54

      Funny, but that seems like a compliment now, doesn’t it?

      • 152 seeker May 31, 2013 at 15:00

        It is indeed. :lol:

      • 153 Professor VJ Duke May 31, 2013 at 15:02

        :)


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