NAME: Schwarz Tauptinker.
RESIDENCE: Schwarz came from Austria. Now he’s a wanderer. One never knows where he’ll show up.
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: Oh dear. This is very hard. I suppose Schwarz is muscular and quite silly in the head. And that’s really all I can say.
ABOUT: Schwarz grew up in Austria. He worked as a tulip fancier. But the tulip business wasn’t a good one, so Schwarz left for America. He couldn’t find anything to do in America, though. Schwarz has been a colossal problem ever since—for everyone in the land.
GREATEST FRIEND: It really depends.
GREATEST FOE: It really depends too.
DESCRIPTION IN THREE WORDS: Schwarz, Schwarz, and Schwarzy.
QUOTES: Chicky, I don’t like it! Chickit! Do you want to DO?