NAME: Smiles Riot.
RESIDENCE: Mr. Riot used to reside at CrackJaw Corrective and Mental Asylum, but he escaped and is at large.
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: There’s nothing too strange about Mr. Riot. He fits in—which is bad. However, he does have horribly crooked teeth and a creepy smile.
ABOUT: Smiles Riot is a brilliant mathematician, who suffers from MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder).
Sometimes Mr. Riot is his normal, standoffish self; other times, Mr. Riot is suave, incredibly mean, and otherwise cranky.
It has been suggested by his counselors that he came up with that name hiself.
GREATEST FRIEND: A pet turtle named Cheep.
GREATEST FOE: Probably a counselor somewhere. (Off the record, the professor wouldn’t like a counselor from Crackjaw either.)
DESCRIPTION IN THREE WORDS: M, P, D.
QUOTES: I never noticed that the sun wasn’t yellow. Rocks are neat because they’re angry.