NAME: Smiles Riot.

RESIDENCE: Mr. Riot used to reside at CrackJaw Corrective and Mental Asylum, but he escaped and is at large.

PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: There’s nothing too strange about Mr. Riot. He fits in—which is bad. However, he does have horribly crooked teeth and a creepy smile.

ABOUT: Smiles Riot is a brilliant mathematician, who suffers from MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder).

Sometimes Mr. Riot is his normal, standoffish self; other times, Mr. Riot is suave, incredibly mean, and otherwise cranky.

It has been suggested by his counselors that he came up with that name hiself.

GREATEST FRIEND: A pet turtle named Cheep.

GREATEST FOE: Probably a counselor somewhere. (Off the record, the professor wouldn’t like a counselor from Crackjaw either.)

DESCRIPTION IN THREE WORDS: M, P, D.

QUOTES: I never noticed that the sun wasn’t yellow. Rocks are neat because they’re angry.

18 Responses to “Smiles Riot”


  1. 1 maryamchahine March 3, 2014 at 17:32

    Sounds like an interesting character! Would have to keep an eye on Smiles since he fits right in. That is quite scary.

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke March 3, 2014 at 20:45

      It sure is. Did you know he’s the professor’s cousin?

  2. 3 Bethy January 28, 2014 at 19:33

    A pet turtle? Awesome! Smiles is starting to be my favorite.

    • 4 Professor VJ Duke January 29, 2014 at 00:57

      Isn’t that uniquely cool? The professor should get one.

      • 5 Bethy January 29, 2014 at 23:41

        You should! What would you call it?

      • 6 Professor VJ Duke January 30, 2014 at 01:02

        Cheep. :D

      • 7 Bethy January 30, 2014 at 15:20

        Um…that is NOT unique. :P

      • 8 Professor VJ Duke January 30, 2014 at 21:15

        I thought it was creative, dadblameit!

      • 9 Bethy January 31, 2014 at 14:40

        It was creative when SR used it, but…copying your cousin?

      • 10 Professor VJ Duke January 31, 2014 at 16:07

        Ooo, don’t say that! It’s a secret we’re related.

      • 11 Bethy January 31, 2014 at 16:20

        Oops.
        Sorry!

      • 12 Professor VJ Duke January 31, 2014 at 18:47

        :D

      • 13 Bethy January 31, 2014 at 19:41

        Sometimes I feel like Alice Through the Looking Glass!

      • 14 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2014 at 00:05

        :lol: Why’s this?

      • 15 Bethy February 1, 2014 at 00:41

        “Contrariwise,” continued Tweedledee, “if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s logic.”

        and

        “I don’t understand you,” said Alice. “It’s dreadfully confusing!”
        “That’s the effect of living backwards,” the Queen said kindly: “it always makes one a little giddy at first.”

        and maybe even…

        “When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.”
        “The question is,” said Alice, “whether you can make words mean so many different things.”
        “The question is,” said Humpty Dumpty, “which is to be master— that’s all.”

      • 16 Professor VJ Duke February 1, 2014 at 23:44

        :lol: Does it sound like the professor?

      • 17 Bethy February 3, 2014 at 14:48

        Sounds like the Punchy Lands for sure!

      • 18 Professor VJ Duke February 3, 2014 at 18:34

        :lol: It sure do.


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