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professor speaks

Greetings and many dadblameits to you all.

I’m technically and literally back.

Are you wondering what the difference is between ‘technically back’ and literally back’? If so, you’re not alone.

So am I.

And that’s exactly why I threw them both in there like that. All nice and smooth.

That way, evil persons can’t say, “You meant this,” or, “What you really wanted to say is this…”

See, I mean everything when I say something. And I say everything when I mean something.

That way, all my bases are covered.


I was away. This is a truth.

I was at a guitar camp.

Check out this rainbow...doesn't it remind you of me?, it doesn't remind me of me either. What's up with that?

Check out this rainbow…doesn’t it remind you of me? You know, it’s a double rainbow, like I’m a double personality… Yeah…no, it doesn’t remind me of me either. What’s up with that? Why can’t things just be agreeable?

Storm clouds!


That cloud triggered me.


If you’re wondering what that means, hey, so am I. Apparently, you can get triggered by literally and practically and technically anything these days. (See what I did there? Always inclusive, mind. I forgot ‘technically’ up above. Rats and a Heifer.)

Thus, I write this to you, dear TPL fam to inform you that I’m now back. And blogging right on schedule.

Here’s a pic of me loaded down with gear. I’d just arrived. #LongDay #That’saPatsHat


Oh, and the Pats will be playing soon! Get ready to ROOT. Since you all are honorary Pats fan.

*tribune salute*


Hello dadblameit!!

Many hellos to you all!

Yo and what’s up?

I know I’ve been gone rather long. And I didn’t announce anything specifically.


I’m off to Utah next week. Zion National Park, to be exact.

Yes, that's Zion National Park. And that's a beast that lives there. Look at it fly!

Yes, that’s Zion National Park. And that’s a beast that lives there. Look at it fly!

Now, here’s the thing: See, it’s actually a guitar institute I’m going to. Lots of guitar things will be going on. I’ll be doing something dastardly with the orchestra, I think.

Worry not, I’ll give you a full boring update when I return. Also, TPL will start back up, of course, because why not. Dadblameit.

In the meantime, here’s a list of things to make sure you do/don’t do:

  1. Don’t kill any antelope.
  2. Don’t watch the new Ghostbusters movie.
  3. Don’t have any donuts.
  4. Do listen to the Jurassic World theme, over and over.
  5. Don’t get eaten by a tiger.
  6. Don’t cut the grass.
  7. Do listen to the Newsboys.

Okay, that’s it, gentlemen.

I’ll see you in a bit.

Keep your great friends closer than you probably would if they were not your close friends.

Do the same with your relatives.


TPL Schedule

Sunday: OFF — Day of Shalt Nots

Monday: TPL Story

Tuesday: OFF — Because I'm Gone

Wednesday: Professor Speaks

Thursday: OFF — Because Yes

Friday: OFF — All Day Sleep Does

Saturday: OFF — Blue-Footed Boobies Need Fed

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