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The Truth Behind “Fellows”

Screen Shot 2016-06-26 at 3.33.32 PMSo, I must needs make a cultural statement.

Yes, I know: This happens all the time.

But it’s a necessity.

Professors must do things like this–in order to remain professor, you understand.

Of course you do.

Many so’s, lately, I’ve come under flack–

These things give off flack, I hear.

These things give off flack, I hear.

–for using the word: fellow & fellows.

Yes, this is true.

Ah, the life of me.

So-ness, this is the thing I must say, and I must say it. (Sorta like an announcement even.)

Fellow can be used to refer to this:


As well as this:


And this:


Even this:


But not this:

That's IronMan, see.

That’s IronMan, see.

Anyways and some, the point is this:

Fellows can be used interchangeably. It’s not sexist, age-ist, or anything-ist.

Professor Theory

Now a Professor Scientific Law.


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