Okay.
So, there’s this problem, see.
And I can’t understand it for the life of me, double-see.
You must help me out, PF.
Here it is.
I present to you the color orange:
And, here’s an orange:
Further, I present the color yellow:
And that, my fellows, right up there, is a yellow, right? No!
See, it’s a lemon not a yellow.
Where’s the sense in that, I ask?
Where?!
It leaves me bewildered and confused, in truth.
What will aliens think when they get to earth and learn of such things?
Dadblameit.
The Punchy Lands! 