NAME: Kirk Kirkpatrick.

RESIDENCE: Deep within a cave in a hot desert in North Africa.

PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: Kirk is greenish in color and possesses a mop of unkempt hair. He always carries a dirk on his belt in full view of the other Punchies, so they know not to cross him.

ABOUT: Kirk is the leader of the Punchies, though sometimes that position is challenged. Kirk’s alleged father, Punchy Murdoch, affords Kirk his power and authority.

GREATEST FRIEND: The Punchies in general.

GREATEST FOE: The Punchies in general.

DESCRIPTION IN THREE WORDS: Greenish, authoritative, and cranky.

QUOTES: Methinks what I bethought was correct. You have no business here! Clasp thy lip until I tell thee to unbutton it!


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