NAME: Kirk Kirkpatrick.
RESIDENCE: Deep within a cave in a hot desert in North Africa.
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: Kirk is greenish in color and possesses a mop of unkempt hair. He always carries a dirk on his belt in full view of the other Punchies, so they know not to cross him.
ABOUT: Kirk is the leader of the Punchies, though sometimes that position is challenged. Kirk’s alleged father, Punchy Murdoch, affords Kirk his power and authority.
GREATEST FRIEND: The Punchies in general.
GREATEST FOE: The Punchies in general.
DESCRIPTION IN THREE WORDS: Greenish, authoritative, and cranky.
QUOTES: Methinks what I bethought was correct. You have no business here! Clasp thy lip until I tell thee to unbutton it!