NAME: Sylvester.

RESIDENCE: Deep within a cave in a hot desert in North Africa.

PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: Sylvester is the smallest Punchy. His shade is slightly lighter than Kirk’s.

ABOUT: No one wants to anger Sylvester—he’s the toughest Punchy. Even Kirk said at one time that if Sylvester is happy, everypunchy should be as well.

GREATEST FRIEND: The Punchies in general.

GREATEST FOE: The Punchies in general.

DESCRIPTION IN THREE WORDS: Tough, mean, brutal.

QUOTES: Your mind moves fast for having such a dumb owner.


2 Responses to “Sylvester”

  1. 1 sonya solomonovich August 2, 2013 at 19:56

    Lol. I like small and ferocious characters. Are there any female punchies?

    • 2 Professor VJ Duke August 2, 2013 at 20:50

      Actually, there are no female Punchies. Some in the PL believe that a strange epidemic passed through the Punchy’s race, killing all but five. Others say that there have always been five.

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