And so, it begins…
(Isn’t that what you think of every time someone says that? Théoden was so useless in that battle, I can’t believe it.)
But, I meant something differently different:
Yes, it’s snowing. Again.
Not that there’s been too much snow. But really. Couldn’t it snow in December? At Christmas?
As it is now this professor is already ready for spring. In truth, that’s true.
*double sighs for everyone*
Anyways and some, I must, the sudden, show you two similar looking things that are really not the same. At least, I don’t think they’re the same.
Now, look here, both are green and oblong, but they taste remarkably different.
This is a good lesson, you see. It goes to show you that you can be similar to another thing, but you probably taste differently.
That’s why they say,
“No two pigs are the same; no two pieces of bacon taste the same.”*
Enough of that. It borderlines on dadblamery.
One more thing.
I came across this picture the other day.
Now, do you suppose this is a hot dog? Goodness.
I bet that chap in the bun tastes nothing like a hotdog. Which goes to show you that even if you try to look the same, you’ll still be different, because not only do you not taste the same, you don’t look the same either. #ProfessorishLogic
Wait. Having another thought.
If two things that look the same taste differently [i.e. Mr. Zucchini and Mr. Cucumber], does that mean that two things that look differently taste the same?! Wow. Mind blown. #NewProfessorishTheory
In conclusion, that chap in the bun tastes like a hotdog.
*I’m sure someone somewhere said this, aren’t you?
That is the cutest dog ever! I would never eat a hot dog, especially not with a real dog in it, though I would happily eat both zuc’s and cucumbers.
Now, why would you never eat a hotdog? I might not either. *throws the one away he was about to eat*
That’s right, don’t eat it, professor! I hear it is made of gross and unwanted parts of meat. I would especially not eat one if it was a real dog because I love dogs.
Yes, who could eat that dog? Not this professor. Is it really? *gags and dies*
Theoden at least delivered a pep talk for his troops didn’t he?
Snowing again? A good time for a warm cup of tea or cocoa. Or sledding again. Preferably not done together I suppose. Do cucumber and zucchinis grow in spring?
Did he? Nah, he lost hope, the old heifer! I say off with his head!
I think they both grow in the summer, actually, tho I’m not too sure about that. The professor is a bad farmer, see.
This is too funny Professor! The snow picture is beautiful. There is fruit brand name is Grapple. Looks like an apple, taste like a grape! Another one looks like an orange and taste like a lemon. 😄
Really? Now that is something. It’s fake, I tell you! Fake!!
But it’s delicious! Yum🍎🍇🍊
So are cherry suckers…
But they aren’t healthy. Sugar is not good for you.🍒
Brown sugar?
Everything in moderation Professor. Brown sugar is a little better.
How’s a peach?
Natural sweetness. yummy
And maybe a few ticks in there.
No..that’s disgusting!
Nah…you think?
Yes. I’m sure of it!
Ticks are great things, really.
They are disgusting and gross!!!
They’re like tiny vampires, see.
Yes they are. Yulk!!!!!
You have to learn how to see their…beauty!!
Nothing beautiful about them!
Not even their antlers?
What antlers? No.
You know, the little things that come out of their heads?
LOL. Yes
😯
Haha.
Bugs give me the heebie jeebies!
Even wasps?
Yes they sting. Ouch!
Not the professor, tho.
Why not?
I’m not sure. They just never come after me!
It must be your aftershave!
Havnen’t shaved in years. Well, sorta.
LOL! Well maybe it’s your body chemistry! You know some people can’t wear a watch…
Really? Why?
Because of their metabolism and watch doesn’t keep time
Oohhhhhh. Now things are getting complicated.
Isn’t that always the case?
*nods* Yeah, always seems that way.
I hope you have a wonderful weekend Professor!
You too!
Thank you!😃
For sure!
It’s snowing here again too, Professor.
The puppy in the bun reminds me of the wieiner dog commercial during the Super Bowl. :-D
There was one of those in the SB? I don’t remember, the sudden! I didn’t watch much of it either.
It was a Heinz commercial. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNN9nL2vppM
Hahahaha. That is funny. Boy they can run!
If two things look the same and taste different and two things taste the same but look different can we say two things are always different in some ways?
#MindBlown I think we could, the sudden. I mean, why not? No skin off my back. Let’s do it, I say. *nods*
Good idea.
But it was all yours. I’ll take half credit.
I knew you would.
Which is disconcerting, don’t you know.
I’ll bet.
Betting is illegal, the sudden.
I’ll not bet but guess you are right.
It’s always good to wager a guess.
Wager is against the law too.
Is it? Dadblameit. Everything is against the law nowadays.
Yes. Sadly.
Let’s just rebel.
I have a grey hat.
Not a gray one?
Mine’s sexier than normal
Now I’m sorta jealous here.
No. Don’t be
But…but…now I’m not sure what to do about it.
Just start a rebellion. Here I’ll toss the first stone. *clunk against the wall*
And I’ll toss the second! *toss* When will it start?
Heave it and we will see.
I’m too lazy for heaving. You do it.
No you do it.
No. You.
Alright. Stand back.
*stands WAY back*
*Throws*
*waits for an explosion*
*Fingers in ears*
I think I heard it…
Now I smell the chocolate
That’s a good sign.
Most certainly
I say if it materializes we split 60/40.
Sixty for me. How generous.
Now, now, no stealing. 40 for you.
Aw. No fair.
I know. I would do something about it if I could, see.
No Professor I do believe this is uniquely Professorish. Cute little dog in the bun. Warm and cozy, but definitely not edible.
Well, now, SS, it most definitely is edible. But you might not want to eat it. It’s raw on the inside, see.
You’re are very clever Professor! I think puppy DOG looks quite proud too!!
I like his ears best. I’m infatuated with dog ears. My dogs get their ears stroked all the time, poor beasts.
That there looks like animal cruelty!
You’re right about that!!
But why’s it cruel of him to be in a hot dog bun?
How would you feel if you were a certain type of doggy -supposedly all of them are man’s best friend- and people always referred to you as food? I’m guessing everyone laughed cause they thought that doggy looked so cute and funny in a bun. Can you imagine the humiliation for that poor doggy? Worst of all the doggy just sits there … obediently … and let’s the humans do whatever they want. How is that NOT cruel, Professor?! How??
Well, I mean, I’m supposing he’s not too upset about the matter, or he’d move. You know, if a bear was put in a bun, he’d probably move. Maybe he wouldn’t. I’m thinking that chap is enjoying himself. Look here, I bet it’s halloween, and he’s going as hotdog. Sorta like when Toby went as a ketchup bottle. Plus, look at the smile on his face!
I don’t know Professor …. I’ll have to give what your saying some thought. I’ll let you know if I change my opinion.
*bows* Do you even like hotdogs?
I like veggie dogs but only during the warmer months. In the colder months I like vegan sausage.
Yeah, hotdogs scare me, too, if I’m honest.
Some food can be really scary. There’s usually a reason for that.
Avocados are scary. *shudders*
No they are not! They are delicious and good for you too.
But they’re green and mushy!
I know! They make a great dip for chips – yum!
Now, I’m sorta hungry. Hm.
You should try it sometime. I think it will change your opinion of avocados.
Okay, I shall, then. But still. They’re just a tiny bit scary.
You’re a brave warrior I’m sure you can muster up the courage.
*laughs* You’re right! I can get from somewhere.
Nah. Check it out: Doesn’t he look rather pleased that he could fit in the bun? See, it’s a squeezing into tiny places contest. He trained hard for that. Don’t make him feel bad!
Poor wee lad.
Who, the professor?
that would be you
Then who is Spitz Mulligan?
I could tell you but …
But…?
I’d have to shoot you.
Well, as long as you don’t bite my face off. #AliceCooper
Apparently, I got on someone’s nerves last night. Is it anything like that?
Maybe that’s it. It’s fun to get on people’s nerves, see.
Well, sometimes. But one must consider whether or not it is worth the grief afterword.
Yeah, if the grief isn’t too demanding, I’d say.
My mind is blown, you really dug deep with this one Professor. I despise Zucchini’s , don’t try to slip them in my soup either. I like pickles, bread and butter pickles (baby cukes). I would like to have the little weener dog. Those Germans sure know how to breed their dogs. I do love Germans don’t get me wrong, that’s a compliment there. Lovely day, stay warm, it’s way down in the 70’s here…brrrr.
70s? And you think that’s cold? *huffs and puffs*
But…Hollie…what about fried zucchini?
dipped in ranch…yes!!
Aha! So you do like zucchini!
I guess so. With a dip. I’m picky about the dip though
Yes, me too. Dips must be the right dip. Or it’s not the right dip.
I really like spinach and artichoke dip.
Oh, me too!
Well Professor,
You sure gave us some food for thought this week! Both figuratively and literally! What a professorish thing to do. :)
Nancy
I felt completely wicked and professorish at the time, you must understand.
Hey Professor,
Of course, I understand completely. :)
Nancy
*bows like a pigeon*
I’m not sure, but I think my brain may have just exploded! This is a particularly Professorial post, well deserving of its imperial purple highlights! #PurpleRocks
The thing is, do two things that don’t look the same and don’t taste the same still scream the same when you eat them? And who could possibly eat that adorable little hotdog?? I mean, there’s no mustard on it…
But I hate purple, of course. Isn’t it something? How it goes from one topic to the next? Haha. #proud
Goodness. But do things scream when you eat them? I’ve never heard a scream. *gulps* That’d be unsettling, see. *laughing lots* You heartless thing!
That’s the best looking hot dog I’ve ever seen! If I didn’t have a particular penchant for tiny adorable animals, I would probably reconsider my dinner plans.
*laughing* But you’d eat it like that? See, it’s raw on the inside, double-see.
Mm, I do see. How unfortunate. I suppose I’ll have to make do with a catsicle instead.
*laughing lots* A catsicle! Get me one, too, please. Cherry.
Are you sure? They’re not for the faint of heart. And I’m a blueberry advocate, myself.
Well…are they…well…how are they made? I do love blueberry. But it’s so blue.
They’re made with much love and hugs and also some fluffy fur. Doesn’t that sound appetizing?
*makes face* Err…yes…no! Are you sure? Maybe we should just stick with real icicles. I mean, popsicles.
Icicles sound fun though! I suppose you might eat them as a mix between candy canes and popsicles?
I think you could. I’ve tried it once or twice. They’re quite tasty, icicles are. Just need some sugar, really, you know.
Ah, just like Cheerios!
Haha. Yes. Only Cheerios come in different flavors, I think.
And they’re all equally flavorless, I tell you!
*laughs* Are they seriously? I believe it. I’ve always wondered. Now I know.
*nods* I seek to warn those who are unaware.
I’m now aware. You deserve some sort of award.
*clasps hands together* For meee?! :D
Yes, maybe a…katana!
I love doze things! :D
You do? *thrilled*
With all of my heart!
So do I! They’re so spicy and sharp. And cool. Makes one a ninja, see.
Ah how cool! I’ll remember that.
Yes, yes, you must.
Ladies and gentlemen … I give you flavoured crisps or whatever they are called …. cheese & onion, bacon etc. Nothing tastes different …. merely our perception. I can taste gravitational waves now. One of the black holes was cheese & onion and the other was chicken.
*laughing lots* Aha! Now this is a thing. Goodness, if my theory goes live, I might get in a lot of trouble. You’d have to pitch a bit for me.
Dadblamery! All of it!
You know Professor, it’s going to be 90 here. We can roast those hotdogs here. Cucumbers and zucchinis are for the snow birds.
90 is too hot for February, and everyone in cold, snowy lands is tired of cold and snow by now. Everyone should come to Texas, were it is a mild 70 degrees today here in the greater Dallas-Fort Worth metroplex. And we have hot dogs.
Party at Walt’s!!!
BYOB (buns)
You don’t have buns? I might not come just because of that. I mean, what sort of hotdog party is that?!
See here, now. There are going to be, like, a lot of people here. A LOT. Tons. I’m providing the real estate, and excellent weather. And dogs. You’ve no idea how many dogs I’m having to round up. It’s not unreasonable to make it BYOB. There will be buns enough for all, provided you all provide them.
Plus, Dick is coming. And there will be a contest. So you won’t want to miss that.
And you’re providing the ghost, too. So, okay. I”ll have someone bring the buns, then. It’s only fair, I suppose. Dick is coming! Wow. You need to interview him.
Yes, have one of your assistants go get them and drop them by. Then it will be just like I provided them.
Only I might put tags on them: Not provided by Mr. Walt. Maybe.
That would be good, to keep them from getting mixed in with my stock.
Stock? I thought you said you didn’t have any?!
Well of course I have some. I eat hot dogs too, you know. And we will be dining inside, not outdoors with the ruffians.
I hope there’s an elegant table. And three chairs. One for me and you.
And the third chair?
For the ghost, of course. Unless, you invite Dick.
*mouth drops to the ground* 90?! DD, you be nice and send some heat here at once!
Hah! I wish… Too hot here already. I will FedEx some sunshine promptly!
Go swimming, I say! Or go for a walk in the desert.
‘Tis nice of us to share our snows with you, Professor. Since you haven’t had very much, maybe you’ll appreciate it more than we do!
I have no knowledge of those green things. I admit to being very picky when it comes to veggies (guess my taste buds aren’t any more refined than a five-year-old’s!)
As for that poor weenie dog, I feel so sorry for that breed. Who got the idea of holding them in a bun anyway? That’s dadblamery, in my opinion! Just look at his little face — you can almost hear him saying, “Seriously???”
Had very much?! I’ve had enough. But this professor is so generous that I’m going to send it all to you as fastly fast as I can!
*laughs* Debbie, you must eat your veggies. But, I believe, both are fruits! Isn’t that odd?
Yes, but he doesn’t look scared, does he? He proves that in the face of sudden danger, it’s best to hold strong and have a good time.
Lovely snow scene, Professor, but you must be fed up of all the coldness I imagine. Now – those green things – I think one is a cucumber and the other is a courgette. But you probably have different names for them over your side of the pond. As for things tasting the same and different – I say eat all the things and be done with it. They all come out the same way, after all.
Haha. Well, I call it a zucchini. But that’s hard to spell. See, courgette sounds like baguette. How’s one supposed to tell the difference there? I mean, imagine ordering a baguette and getting a courgette. That’s reason enough for a war, see.
In that case, I hope I get a courgette instead of a baguette because I think I could handle a war right now! Just a small one, I don’t want it to interfere with my lunch.
But it would! Getting wrong food orders is the thingy that interferes with all meals. Imagine having to eat veggies over bread!
I hate anything that interferes with my food, that is the worst. Bread is for meat and cheese and nothing else! Well, maybe jam. And butter. But not veggies.
Come now! Surely you’ve heard of veggie sandwiches? *tries not to gag in front of Lucy*
Ugh! I make it my business to keep out of the way of such things! *gags a little, but is still polite*
You can’t gag and be polite! Your mum should’ve taught you this.
Actually my nan taught me so it must be true!!
Hm. That’s like saying whatever’s on the internet is true. You can’t be sure, see.
My nan is much more reliable than the internet. She’s older, for a start.
Now that’s a good point. She is older. Like I am, too, I suppose.
Yes – and you are always right, after all.
Except on Sundays, mind.
Aha, so that’s the day to pick a fight *makes a note*
Makes sure you rip up that note later. Don’t want clutter about ,see.
Good point. Tidiness is so important.
Mostly, that is.
Mostly, yes.