So, the professor has been under attack recently.
And I’m running.
Usually I fight.
But I decided to run, just because.
Of course, I shouldn’t run.
I should fight.
So, anyways, you see, this is what’s been happening.
People are trying to play matchmaker with the professor, and it’s quite a vexing thing.
See, this is my philosophy on the matter: They see a perfectly dastardly professor who is heartless, filthy, and mean, and they want to change that. So, they try to get him matched up with a girl.
But this won’t work, see. You can’t change the fact that I’m heartless.
Still, it’s like being under attack.
So, the professor must either hide or go to war.
What should I do?
I think I’ll get violent and throw a revolution.
Would you like to join?