So, I won’t lie.
I never do, you know.
Well, that’s not true.
See, sometimes I lie, other times I don’t. It’s a consternation, but it can’t be helped.
That’s why I always say: “I lie every other day.”
Anyways, I must tell you something that’s rather hurtful, and I def can’t lie about it.
Here it is:
Girls can’t bow.
That’s not to say they don’t want to, but it’s just an impossibility. What happens when they try isn’t a bow, see. We can’t go redefining words, after all. (For example, you wouldn’t call a crocodile a lizard if he was stunted in the growth department, would you? Of course not. Likewise, we can’t call a not-bow a bow.)
What's the difference between a bow a bough and a bow? Never mind. That's neither here nor over there.
So, to back up my hypothesis, I must now needs present proof. (All good professor do such things, see. And I’m a good professor, double-see.)
What better way to prove a point than using our dear friend Mr. Google.
Here’s what I found after a quick google; I scanned nearly 642,000 results, btdubs.
And these images were the best that the ladies had to offer.
I mean, this is so far from a bow that I win right away. No problem; no battle; no skin from my lobes.
Proof #2 & #3
A hand spin is not bowing.
Proof #4
This one was closest to a bow…but for a bow to be legit, you really can’t speak and bow at the same time. Therefore, I win.
And I didn’t tell a lie.
And girls can’t bow.
And that’s the end.